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What da fvck

Candidlady:
congrats

if icome back to this life na still north igo choose

I get nice-nose and fine dimples. I old pass you wella. My platoon bin choose me for "Mr pretty face for camp" that year. Never been sick.Never had STI. Would you like to be a baby mama by me? Though, I am broke, so you won't bill me now.

CarterIkonAllah:
Come and share in our joy.
Wedding 4th February 2023
Mubi North,Adamawa

ADAMAWA, MY FINE PEOPLE. CONGRATULATIONS BRO.

ERlS:
What dirty sisterhood? what part of, "i blame the lady..." did you not understand?

The guy is clearly a riff raff for displaying such uncouth behaviour. Dishing insults like he is any better. You must be cut from the same uncouth cloth as him for jumping into his defence like a guard dog. Doing it for the brotherhood, right?

I didn't defend shiiit. What parr of your damn insulting self doesn't understand the similarity between you and the guy?

You better deal with your emotions, too.

ERlS:
Calling her a riff raff is plain projection, see your grammatical construction and you dare have the gall to call someone else a riff raff? wonderful.

I blame the lady for associating with a scallywag like you. This is a lesson for her.

And you had to insult the guy on the girl's behave, huh?
Doing it for the sisterhood, right!

What is the difference between you and the Op?

Masterviolence:
This is exactly what every sensible person want.
But Ukraine(u.s) want to defeat Russia in the battlefield by fighting to the last Ukrainian.

If at the end of all these hostilities, Ukraine(u.s) agreed and the war was ended diplomatically, but the annexed territories did not return under Ukraine control.

The west will not be able to outlive the shame and disgrace, the u.s will be a joke.

Likewise Russia, if the annex territories return under Ukraine control and they also joined NATO. The shame and disgrace will pass down to generations.

Not only will the shame and disgrace be passed down to generations. US and Nato would become more involved in Ukraine militarily. And may likely provoke another war in some years, again.

Russians clearly understood the western search for vast land and resources to maintain their lifestyle. And Russia' land is a target. You could imagine how the West sees Russia. A country with the largest land area covering a little over 17million km² with an estimated population of 146million, while EU as a block covers 4million km² with an estimated inhabitants of 450million.

Now, think of this, people from middle-east and Africa don't run to China or India for new and good life, they run to Europe where in few years, most of the cities would be overcrowded while experiencing cut and share of their basic commodities on their stretched resources.
Many EU citizens would be very angry then. See what happened in Paris today; why did a 69yr old man carried a gun and fired at the Kurdish community?

The West definitely needs a weak Russia to invade and grab resources. However, China and India won't sit and watch the West share the land. As we currently know, population is growing and the need for more farmlands and raw-materials for tech' manufacturing will be in high demand.

Nato will always have a reason to be an enemy of Russian federation, cos their mission is to share that large landmass.

MRNIGERDoxx:
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I love this discussion

I sight you Sir. Thanks.

dyera:
The reason is because Nigeria is Babel. The most divided set of people in the world. The big size of this country is actually a major disadvantage to it's development. If 500,000 people rise up to stop the evil in Nigeria, another 500,000 will appear to oppose them either for the sake of money, religion or tribe.

Baba, I agree with you wella on the Babel thing and the 500,000 or more rising to fight against it for their selfish interests, be it religion, tribe or money.

I simply believe that the three reasons you mentioned should be where the 500,000 should start from. Look for ways to illuminate the minds of ignorant pop'. This 500,000 visionaries and patriots must use food(sustainable program) to get the attentions of these hungry religious and tribal individuals.

Masterviolence:
A coup d'etat of 500,000 determined persons can do a great harm let alone millions of people.

I wonder why we can't have this 500,000 determined visionary Nigerians come together to do whatever it could take to make good governance for the country to work? We have a lot of ignorant and hungry people out there,(enter street you go know). Besides, that 500,000 is just 0.25% of our alleged over 200millon pop'. Even bombardment of the ten month Russo-Ukraine total war casualties hasn't reached 500,000.

As it is, None of the presidential candidates nor a dirty-military man can change the current diverse Naija system. It is quite unfortunate that APc might retain power. They are all the same though. You can't show old dogs new tricks.

fakum:
Hmmm, to b honest i might not be happy with the turn out of things but giving her a free hand is a decision i'm hppy about. Marriage is not a cage or prison, it should be enjoyed freely and the worst thing from my experience is if you cage a woman or girl child, they tend to do worst with or without you knowing. Na God ooo, this thing no get any 100% sure way ooo, lets just hope and pray for the best.

Thanks

Gentlemen, there you have it. No disrespect Sir,but you feeling not happy in this situation clearly shows how her self-service is and had been a threat to your bragging cunnilingus game. Are you one of those guys who are in the habit of asking women after fvcks: Hey bae"how was my performance".

Bros, sorry to burst your bubbles, maybe she never found you sexy in the first place. Its even obvious you crave her more than she does to you. You need to hear this, your wife has an imaginary Chad thundercork(definitely not you) who she sees during masturbations. And I think the pic of the guy/girl is on facebook.

Zonefree:
A further proof that men masturbate not cos they lack kpekus but because they don't have strength for wahala from the bleeding gender.

The Lord Domino bless you for knowing and telling this prevalent coded act of men. walai, when you rub one out, you feel relieved and free from supposed drama from most bleeding genders.

Do you know that, that viral fap of G.Ramos did saved him some;
1. Few hundreds or thousands greenback to a female not worth it.
2.A possible rape accusation, and 3. Maybe some stupid laws against him on sex in the land of the Arabs?

McBishop2020:
A. 3+3+3=9 (addition of 3 wine bottles)
B. 3+5=8 (3= one of the A wine bottles; 5= a new wine bottle)
C. 3+2+2=7 (3=A; 2=a glass of wine)
D. 3+{(2×0.5)(2×0.5)}×5=?
=3+{(1)(1)}×5=?
=3+1×5=?
=3+(1×5)=?
=3+5=8.

Note: the 2 half glasses are not to be added, but multiplied). If they were meant to be added, they would have been separated with a + sign.
If one goes by adding the two halves, then it will be :
3+(1+1)×5=?
3+(2×5)=?
3+10=13

I rest my case.

nice one here.
However, if there are 8 and 13 in the options. I will select 13.

Cos, my thinking would be, if a full-glass of champagne is 2naira, then half-glass should be 1naira. 1/2(half) of 2= 1

Now, if myself and a friend happen to be at the bar, and this friend buys a full-glass for himself and a full-glass for me. full-glass-2naira(friend) + full-glass-2naira(me) = The sum total will be 4naira.

On the other hand, if I were to be the only person at the bar,I could easily tell the bartender to give me two half-glasses of champagne. 2glasses×1naira(half content)each= 2naira. So, the bartender gets 2naira from me.

jjxxx:
i) 3 bottles of wine =9 Let the 3 bottles be 3X X = 9/3 X = 3 Wine = 3
ii) 1 bottle of wine + 1 bottle of champagne =8 Since 1 wine bottle = 3 Let 1 bottle of champagne be Y 3 + Y = 8 Y = 8 - 3 Y = 5 Champagne = 5
1 bottle of champagne = 5 iii) 1 bottle of wine + 2 glasses of champagne = 7 Let 2 glasses of champagne be 2G Recall 1 bottle of wine = 3 3 + 2G = 7 2G = 7 - 3 2G = 4 G = 4/2 G = 2 A glass of champagne = 2
iv) 1 bottle of wine + 2 half glasses of champagne + 1 bottle of champagne = ? Since 1 glass is 2, half glass will be 1. 3 + (2x1) x 5 =? Applying BODMAS 3 + 2 x 5 = ? 3 + 10=? 13 =? Therefore the answer is 13.

Nice one.

myami:
what gets you stimulated?

Mehn, each to his/their own oh. lol


As for me, if she's a female I am attracted to and would love to put my rod in her livehole, . I would perceive it as a spice to the sex.

For her to have buttpad on, she probably would imagine a dog-style whilst you slightly slap that asss(buttpad), and finally cum on it(buttpad).

I think that should be more stimulating to me. She may find it sexy and stimulating as well. hehehe. buttpad could be our new fetish.

ednut1:
So when i wan nack ,she will pull it off then i am left with flat ass This is hilarious, Why you blurr the page name

Oga, she go pull it off if she wear pant before wearing the buttpad. Look carefully, you go see opening of where you can slide your rod in if na only the buttpad she wear.

Pascal181:
How can one lion defeat three lions una well?

No one said the teranga has just a lion !

sprints1:
messi and dybala cannot play together. Every soul in Argentina knows that

But why?

senatepresido:
Mathematicians in the house should please help attend to these questions and do well to show their workings

MATHEMATICS
INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL
THEORY

Work out
1. 9×(3/4 + 1/3)
2. 6÷(34/9 - 1 7/9)
3. (4 1/3 + 9 2/3)÷(2/5 + 3/10)
4. Arrange 7/11, 4/13, 5/6, 3/7 in descending order.
5. Find the missing numbers or letters
2600/7800 = 26/t = u/39 = 1/v

Section B
Evaluate in base 2
1. (111 + 101) x (111 - 101)
2. 1 111 011 ÷ 101 001

3.Simplify (a+3b)/3 - (5a-3b)/6

4. Find the product of 2 1/2 and -4, and divide the result by -1 1/3

5. Translate (3×15-9)/6 into words

I no be mathematician but I pass math for O'level
let me try!

Section A

Solution

1. 9×(3/4+ 1/3)
firstly, solve to remove bracket.
the LCM of the denominators 4 and 3 is 12
12÷4×3=9 and 12÷3×1=4
Now, we have 9+4/12= 13/12

Therefore 9×13/12= 3×13/4 = 39/4 = 9whole number 3/4 or 9.75

2. 6÷(34/9 - 1 7/9)=

Change 1 7/9 to improper fraction= 16/9
6÷(34/9 - 16/9) =
Remove bracket
(LCM=9) 9÷9×34=34, also 9÷9×16=16
(34-16)/9= 18/9

6 ÷ 18/9 = 6÷2 = 3


3. ( 4 1/3 + 9 2/3) ÷ ( 2/5 + 3/10) = 20

First thing first, change the mixed fractions to improper fractions, then remove the brackets.
4 1/3= 13/3, 9 2/3= 29/3

(13/3 + 29/3) ÷ ( 2/5 + 3/10 ) =
Cut the LCM ÷ and working short,

First bracket ÷ second bracket
42/3 ÷ 7/10
Operational sign changes from ÷ to ×,thereby making the 7/10 to change position(10 going up, 7 coming down).

Like this: 42/3 × 10/7 = 14/1 × 10/7 = 2/1 × 10/1 = 20

voltron14:
Dem dey try.

Hehehehehe. Mayhem in Gombe as boko haram wreaks havoc in Borno.

A report from 2021.. Can't even see the name of the Source(paper reporting).

Stupid fvcks: Borno is no Gombe...

Besides, Maiduguri is currently more safe than many capitals in this country. If you no know, then ask or visit there!

voltron14:
Dem dey try.

I hear you. That said, if not for Lagos sharpness and financial opportunities... If you soji, get small financial back up and sabi relax with nature... Jewel in the Savannah(Gombe) is a peaceful place to hide.

highbee02:
RIP to the civilians who lost their lives.

What about the security personnel? No condo' to them?

voltron14:
Name one state that is more peaceful than Lagos.
I'm waiting.

Gombe

Foozy:
watched the video on Facebook watch.. Omo the guymen came prepared.. how will the family feel after seeing the pictures of those men killed on that scene
it's God that is helping common man in this country o, Lord have mercy

Sorry bro, but the Lord ain't gon' help any shiiit. I think the time of pay them(pastors and politicians) back is at hand. If they did well as leaders, Naija won't be experiencing these avoidable wickedness everywhere.

WHEN PEOPLE ARE POOR, HUNGRY AND DESPERATE, THEY FIND WAYS TO MAKE THE CHILLING OPPRESSORS PAY.

Ye is a genius. That's all I know!
Don't the jews hate on other people?

Slimkween:
Just imagine the rubbish this one is spewing from the vocal cavity he calls a mouth.
With all the useless allowances that have been allotted to senators.
How won't people come and beg ehn, when you guys are giving your electoral (lies) manifestoes to your constituency, and promising them heaven and earth. Once they win they forget all the promises that they made so of course people will come and beg.

Just imagine the way of thinking of a then Gov/senator(former and serving) who has seen it all !

His mentality is truthfully that of master and slaves.
-They prefer you continue to beg them for crumbs.
-They rather not see more individuals become self sufficient cos it would lead to mind shift that would threaten their political ambition and greed.

How could he say that, he would agree to a part- time job of legislation and wouldn't further suggest to more reductions of salaries and allowances, whereby the monies are directly pumped into the constituencies for the various projects.

geeluck1:
Lets give competence a chance...

Vote wisely

I believe when most naija people say vote wisely, they mean their preferred(based on whatever criteria they used in choosing them) candidates.

Whenever I see news like this, I truly feel bad, cos these things are not going to stop just because we have voted wisely. please, do not get me wrong! My thoughts are like;

1. How do hungry people know who are the wise people to vote for?

2. Corruption and expensive government lifestyles work side by side in our(Naija) system. Now, we are asking, how are you going to reduce that? Don't forget the mindsets of junior civil servants/security personnel in gov' establishments who are aspiring to become DGs/MDs and Commders in the future with the hopes of making more wealth than their predecessors while in office through shady means, that should be considered, too. Again, the thieving Ogas at the top still "want more" in order to secure their retirement and probably join politics to still get more.

3. We have more foolish people than wise people in Nigeria. If that statement is a lie then, why is Nigeria like this? I mean a large part of the population is hungry, poor, people have wicked superstitious notions for one another, ritualism, religious terrorism, deep tribal hatred and more..

The questions are:
1. How do we empty ourselves internally from religious and ethnic hate.

2. How do we factually and painfully accept that most of us are stupid and are ready to seek wisdom so as to change the direction of our country for good.

3. We may all agree that there are foolish folks in every country, however, it becomes a problem when you find people that are not bright mentally more than those with common sense and insight in a particular place. So, how do you reduce the level of stupidity in such a place?

If you agree with me that, we have more foolish people than wise people in Naija, then how are we going to vote wisely?

Let the wise ones start by teaching the stupid fvcks wisdom, maybe from there the alleged new converts might vote wisely!

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