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COOL10:
They slut away their youth by fvccking all kinds of irresponsible men out there but when they realise that they're about to hit 40 and those men don't want to be with them anymore with all the wrinkles forming on their faces and their once attractive breasts now pointing downwards as a result of gravity, they resort to blaming all men for their predicament which they put themselves in.


They suddenly find God again and make him their source of refuge and comfort while praying for him to bless them with a God-fearing husband .

Now tell me why God will be eager to answer that kind of prayer . Dimwits.

I have some of them on my WhatsApp status. All they now post is anything relating to God, from music to quotes and skits.. clowns 🤡

Opurumiri:
All the OP said is very correct. Sex is indeed very overated. I met a very pretty girl two days ago on social media. Chatted her up then told her I wanted to meet with her for sex. To my greatest suprise she agreed. Shes actually a student of Uniport. You won't believe some hours later this lady was in my house and we had sex... After I cum, I came back to my senses like how did I just meet a random girl online and had sex with her? Mehn the whole act meant nothing again to me!

Hookup. How much you pay?

Hola,

We know kissing is a way of showing affection, and it is not something we practice openly here in obodo Naija. Growing up, I never saw my father, not even by mistake kiss my mother in our presence. I think men do initiate kissing most times. Abeg, no smelling mouth talk here. 😉
Well, few months after we finished secondary school, I visited one good friend at his father's house only to be shocked when I saw the Dad gave the mom a kiss before leaving the house. Within me, I said, no wonder my friend sabi play love with Fatima!

Since that day, I said to myself. Any babe I find worthy and kissable go dey chop better kiss for my hand. Long story short. I still dey kiss wella.

I kiss one of my Kano bae that year, she begin believe the ministry of kiss from the lips to the bellybutton..

So guys, who like kiss pass. Men or Women?
Parents, do you kiss your kids? On cheek, forehead.. Or you just say I love you,bye.

BanjiHols:
"They say I'm wrong and I'm heartless, but all along
I was lookin' for a father, he was gone"

I hung around with the thugs
And even though the sold drugs
They showed a young brother love.

Villa12:
how do you mean please? Is the Department responsible to provide jobs for the graduates they chun out yearly? Or the Department is responsible for providing enabling environment that would attract foreign investors?

I don't seems to understand you seriously

Maybe Tunde835 wants the lecturers in the department who are equipped with geological knowledge in economic geology and mineralogy should put on their thinking caps and practically apply the techniques they have been teaching in the lecture halls. By going out to search for gold or other valuable solid minerals,then sell it to raise the accreditation money with change even remaining..
Not just sitting in classrooms and be teaching theories to no end...

pstemma1990:
Thanks to everyone who recommended mountain of fire...

The truth is I can't count how many times I attended their deliverance program with fasting.. At some point the pastor and deliverance minister referred me to their Abuja headquarter at Utako...

I'll be honest, the prayers and fasting help to some point.. But some of the problems still remained... If I should count the number of times I went for deliverance there, it should be more than 11 times..

The life of an orphan is hard, no doubt, especially when they are young without much support from families and friends of the parents. Keep hope alive, things go change for good...

But let's assume the prayers and fasting helped to some point, that means your problems were partially solved to an extent. To me, here is the thinking, if this your thread was moved to the front page for wider view and some big generous guy/group sees it and was touched to help financially.

Would the story now change from " prayer and fasting helped to some point to prayer and fasting helped a lot", and only God should take all the glory?

What am I trying to say; serve your God as long as you're seeing him as your comforter. Now, if some good Samaritan bless you with a reasonable amount or a nice job. We hope you would be able to learn how to use the funds judiciously.

Cos, we won't like you to come blame your village people or some foundational curse like most christians do, peradventure you mismanage the money.
Explore other options.. Cos, I think your mind is kind of fixed on church business/success.

Una no dey hear word.

Is it that you people find it so difficult to understand that, the Nigerian military(boyscout) caused most of the problems we have today!

They know nothing about governance, they only want power to rule people around them. That is their mentality. They are not leaders.

The story of over 300 parasitic generals(through godfatherism) doing nothing but earning a lot from scarce resources never reach una to drop any opinion about them. People who want to become politicians after dropping uniform. What development are they going to contribute?

Those guys orientations don't change.
They always want a militarized system while we are trying to see that the Nigerian state is demilitarized.

sammiewrite:
While in office, they ignored several calls from the people of Ondo, Taraba, Jos and Benue, only to appear shortly after the attacks on the locals to prevent them from going after their attackers. The truth is, we know what these guys deserve here on earth and in the afterlife, and it is none of those things up there.

Reasons they need bulletproof SUVs. If they had done their jobs, they won't be worried thinking about bulletproof cars while going about their businesses after retirement.

They know they have failed and should not have anything to do with security in the first place.

I am kind of happy seeing the comments of some nairalanders, how they wholeheartedly condemned these largeses for men not worthy of it, unlike before where people just hear and say nothing.

Again, It is quite sad to read from some slow and irrational folks on this thread supporting these fraudulent benefits from a country that is not rich per se.

OriOko88:
Me thinks there no asset atal in our diversity. That's why d citizens cannot hv a common ground on any issue. Every tribe always sees issues in tribal and religious lenses.

Nigeria is too heterogeneous. That's d major cause of our problems. The masses can never b united on any issues affecting them

You have clearly stated why revolution wouldn't happen in Nigeria. Even when a region rise to fight for their rights and against oppressors, it would be easier to use state resources like the big guns and fighter aircraft to concentrate on destroying both the revolutionists and the neutral people there.

The thinking of some of the regions maybe like, if that region is reduced in numbers, we could become majority and elect our brother into office(new oppressors). Another may say good for them, that useless region and its people had caused the backwardness of Nigeria.. Different stupid excuses to justify why you shouldn't revolt.

GorgeousAF:
...hmmmm I will as a good Christian !!

correct.👍🏽

GorgeousAF:
I no get beef with them ni o ..they gave me sweet rice during Ramadan,I chop akara for sadaka...na y I dey wonder wetin come occur for this big sallah ... nothing spoil Sha I[b] go do only Christmas for them leave new year [/b] make we for balance

. I hope you change your mind and do new year for them too, when the time come..

GorgeousAF:
I still did not eat sallah meat o ...I go revenge during Christmas ..Ram wey I see live like this,I bear the noise from d ram for nothing No wam
My neighbor 1
Me 0

😀. Abeg no take am too personal. Abi,you get beef with one the family member, and they decide not to share their beef with you? Sorry for the ram noise.

You still fit make am,
My neighbor 2.
Me 0, during Christmas.

Sabi, Christianity preach love and share regardless...
As for me, funny again, two other neighbors bring fried meat for me today.. . Na three for me now..
Though, I do sallah for the two of them with 5alive juice... Balance abi?

GorgeousAF:
Oboy na enjoyment get u so like this o me dey wait for tomorrow...make I use am take hold body maybe d meat no quick enter fire..and Dem give me food for Ramadan o ;Dwetin come dey sup now?...btw na babe

OK babe. No worry, tomorrow go be. Dem go knock your door...

GorgeousAF:
See time I never still see sallah meat chow ...my Muslim neighbor hasn't come to knock on my door...and see d big ram he slaughtered ...shebi i won't go and knock on their door like this this sallah is not sallahing o

Babe/abi guy, my neighbor from the next compound just gave me a kilo+ raw cow meat.. Na them come knock my door.. I dey spice am like this..

Oluwatosin is the man! 🙌🏽

Angelfrost:
How about you give her a senior permanent job role in a key and relevant sector or ministry, instead of this media eye-service and clout-chasing??!

If it were a BBNaija P0rn show winner, you guys would have hurriedly given her a top appointment!

Senior ke! She would go through process and cadre to rise to senior na. Meanwhile see the excerpt below:

Miss Aminat and her parents who departed the deputy governor’s residence at about 3:00 PM, are expected to make a stopover at the Office of the State’s Head of Service, where the LASU record-setter is expected to be formally offered automatic employment.

SamuelAnyawu:
I go dey hype them for life. I dey near Sambisa and I see the kind of work dey put here.

Na person wey never come here no know wetin terrorism be. This one no be street Aro and Egede battle.

Dey play. I dey Northeast.. I know WhatsApp. Well, every man with him thinking...
Dey hype them dey go..

SamuelAnyawu:
@OP. Doctors come under DSSC or SSC?

MY Doctor friend here in Borno dey fire down operations for Sambisa forest.

May God continually bless all service men here in Borno.

No be small thing Dem dey do here to keep us safe.

Whenever I see the bold statement, I sometimes laugh. Then I ask myself a question? Are the boyscouts with government resources at their disposal really fighting non state actors to keep me safe or themselves safe?

Make una stop to dey too hype dem...

Okpolo eyes no be open eye.

jaxxy:
Lol not that close round them. just my secondary school.

okay

jaxxy:
Firstly I don't like nor hate the army. I respect them as should be for men who's duty is to protect and defend the country even tho some of them go out of line bt the profession is originally and constitutionally decent and deserves respect untill otherwise seen on case by case basis.

I also respect the police until given reason to to otherwise in case by case basis.

I won't say because I saw a police man act crazy to sm1 yesterday I will go crazy on the next one I see 2day even though there's no reason for that.

My Respect for them is based on the constitution and their responsibility to it not a personal liking even tho I grew up around them and interacted with many proper officers aswell as some bad ones.

2ndly experience in national gotten by learning the correct things, procedure and information from the older hands do I don't understand how my response is wrong.

There was nothing wrong with your response on a normal level. However, the statement should have been used for people Worthy of it. Not for some thieves who create problems and would love to be politians after retirement. It tells a lot. For more than forty years, not only iconic Fela talked about the Nigerian civilians Suffering in the hands of NA. People still experience it till now. So,generally speaking,,the NA is not worthy of that statement. Cos the old heads with experience haven't done that much to change the system..


Having a proper policing system has to be implemented by sm1 or set of people and having proper laws and guidelines which can be monitored internally and externally. That is a different conversation entirely even though related.

I guess as much.

jaxxy:
who teaches the new officers if not the old ones. Who's attended more courses and training if not the old ones. Who has more more experience if not the old ones.

Dey Asking dull questions.

🤣😀. And how have the old hands of stupid fvckz fared in training the young stupid fvckz?

We don't need any [b]stupid old experienced or new too many generals in Nigeria. We need more captains of industries, more scholars in STEM, a learned and honest policing system for our citizens. Not redundant (the word you used) men in uniform who go around to cause more problems than solutions.

When I saw your comment and username. I said oh, this Jaxxy again, wey too like Nigerian Army. I like your comments on other subjects, but when it comes to NA matter. You dey kind of fvxk up.

I set trap and you entered concerning the experience hands, and you fall yakata. Shey NA man na your In-law ni ?

RaptorX:
Nigeria have too many redundant generals anyway, go and look at their postings except the one's commanding active combat military divisions, operations and formations, most of them are just basically civil servants doing basically administrative jobs. That is why they can retire 100 generals every couple of years without caring.

Other countries are calling men in uniform generals, even Nigeria dey follow call their own men the same names. Such an insult for that position.

What is Nigeria doing with such amount of people as generals? just promoting them and wasting the scarsce resources the country is managing...

We don't need plenty generals, we need captains of industries to provide jobs for the unemployed population, we need more scholars. When people have jobs to go to and earn a living, crime reduces. We need more learned and honest people to police us. Not generals who want to be politicians after retirement.

windvane:
it's because you are not in the system that's why you think it is politics......a senior officer would never receive orders from a junior officer ,if u let such happen then expect a coup ...

Coup no fit happen for Nigeria again.. Na only the boko ha ram, bandits and unharmed cilivians fights go dey happen, then sometimes to challenge other uniform entities... Nothing else..

jaxxy:
This is why our military is redundant. We sack the experienced hands for political power change reasons.

when Obi enters he will sack all these ones too.

Experienced hands in what exactly?...

Procashtips:
Yet they all ganged up against Cryptocurrency.

Now they're creating a unified Cryptocurrency.

Its all about control

Anything they can't congrol, they term it bad.

You have wisdom sir.. Immediately I saw it, I knew it was about regulation and new ways to introduce a new debt trap for countries.

The Creator of bitcoin, satoshi Nakamoto wanted a decentralized trading platform from all these imf, world bank, central banks system of controlling transaction.
If you can control your Transactions both local and international without any yeye bank or swift. Then they'd become less in charge.

seunmsg:
And according to the Constitution, Bola Tinubu is the president and commander in chief of the armed forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. That’s why all the armed forces are loyal to him as their C-in-C. The only force loyal to Peter Obi is the illegal terrorist outfit called ESN/UGM turned obedients.

Well, I wouldn't say forget about that guy's statement due to loyalty. However, take it serious to know that the army is a biiitccch and loves attention. Tinubu as a Nigerian non-uniform C-in-C man should be careful with these dirty low-life opportunists, they messed Jonathan's administration cos they saw him as a scared civilian.

The attention seeking men in mimicked uniform always want relevance with the Nigerian populace. Reason they occasionally and frequently want to beat or fight the average citizens instead of a combat enemy..

We don't even need military security amongst our immediate communities.. So, what is the stress with politicians and these local big guns around us?.... Please, do away with them. They don't even protect us from external aggression!

OGIBRA:
Buhari don spoil many tins oo, tinubu re arranging everything as if na opposition government is in charge

A soldier should never govern Nigeria again and again. Please, let them remain retired and pensionable.

We are dull and hate smart civil technocats..
Or we are smart and love dull Uniform(boyscout) girls ?

An Obi, Tinubu and Atiku would do better than any IBB, Buhari, Abacha,Obj, Gowon, Abdulsalam, Aguhironsi, Ojukwu and the rest..

Local Nigerian generals like it when you call their names. But what do they mean in the Nigeria contest?

Generals are dull and thieves in Nigeria. Politicians fear them and dash them money through dirty budgets. Stop indulging them and see how things become better.

Revolution2022:
Foster mother.
Tinubu's parents are unknown.

And then... Can people like you and 121 likes or more just have a moment of human?

Mekoyaw:
Good day to everyone on this prestigious forum. The decision to share this story of mine came to spotlight after months of reluctance & indecision to share and as a result of the stage of deterioration regarding the physical abnormality. That I truly regret!!!

First & foremost what I'm about to say here is about the strange body growth that attacked my left foot, above my left eye & most disturbing right now the bony protuberance on my forehead during my service year in Benin City in 2021, though the last in the list was habit induced which started before I was called-up for NYSC but not very noticeable while the others still remains a mystery to me how it started, at that time my colleagues make jest of me that "you played Johnny with Benin girls abi which is absolutely false. But those on my foot & left eye subsided with the help of an kind elder-state dad in my area.

Now the one disturbing right now is the bony protuberance I've on my forehead which is at a degenerating stage, it's actually began with a childhood habit of mine which involves rubbing my thumb knuckle roughly on my other finger which I find pleasurable now this habit metamorphosed recently & upgraded to my forehead but I only did it when I'm sad, not knowing that I'm causing injury to my forehead but then when I noticed some little bump I stopped it even before I went for service, since then it's just growing.

Please I need all the help I can get right now.

If you look up on Dr Linda Lee, you might get to know more about cysts... Only find Drs who could genuinely work on that and are passionate/talented in medicine.. Most Naija Docs are money hungry and average in knowledge...

Please oh, i want to ask. Can a president appoint someone as minister from another party?

PHZADDY1:
This man killed about 400 people in a day in Kaduna for fun,this country na real zoo

And nothing happened. Nigerians should stop giving audience to boyscouts like this man, Obj, Babangida,Gowon, Buhari and the rest. We should delete their relevance.

They know nothing about governance and would be fast to use arms on armless people.

Think, Obj cleared Odi and Zaki biam cos of few violent people. The same Buratai you said killed people in Kaduna for fun was in Buhari's tenure.. Can you see the pattern...

I really get annoyed when Nigerians give these men attention. The Nigerian military is not a military, I don't know why we have them. Cos, they don't defend the country, they only fight the citizens..