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Politics › Re: I Won’t Contest 2015 Elections ! by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:04pm On Feb 01, 2011
I guess that gives him the Right to contest now and squander-away 4 years of what could ave been steps to social, political and economic recovery. but hey why am I complaining. How i would love to be in GEJ's government grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Animals Die? Did Eve Feed Them The Apple Too? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 11:10am On Feb 01, 2011
now this is a wedgie  grin how do you pass without getting smeared  grin

Romans 5:12 - Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned
I take it that Death (like Sin) is a quality of Anti-God and like a virus; contaminated the culture God was working on. smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Tb Joshua Real? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 11:05am On Feb 01, 2011
I will discount opinions and suggestions from competing christian folks and congregations on this thread, they have no mouth to talk when their own pastors are questionable as well. so only Atheists, Xtremists and others are allowed to comment on TBJ  grin The guy is the best cosmetologists this side of Africa
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is God A Jealous God? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:32am On Feb 01, 2011
a lot of times we easily fail to notice where sagely wisdom of the gods is cleverly (or rather crudely) interspersed with cheap human reasoning. There are important messages in most Holy books. the problem is there is an enormous quantity of plain wisdom embellished with selfish human interpretations. We ascribe human failings and aspirations to God and end up getting truly confused saving us no space but to assume that whatever cannot be understood is a divine mystery (never to be understood but accepted in Faith). Why would a creator be jealous that his creations do not worship him, was the entire exercise of creating multiverses just to have your robot do what you say and not have a mind of its own.? huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Help! What Do I Have To Do To Hear From God! by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:47pm On Jan 31, 2011
@OP, you are in a low-reception area, move on up to where you can get clear reception or buy a Thuraya Satellite phone and dump those cheap-a.rse landlines grin
Politics › Re: Igbo Group Berates Bianca’s Appointment by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:44pm On Jan 31, 2011
I have never known the Igbos (Male and Female) to pass-up an opportunity at making money grin regardless the reason and value behind it.

Leave the woman alone, if you feel bad about it. raise 100,000 people and march to abuja to protest. I am sure if you all carry placards with her smiling sheepishly at GEJ and one with her Husband cross-eyed and tongue hanging out in agony she will be guilt-tripped into resigning grin
Politics › Re: Fbi Closing In On The Bomb Blast Suspects/sponsors by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:45pm On Jan 28, 2011
As usual Nigerians take Nigerians too seriously, Almighty FBI have not got a clue since this investigations began, where are the sponsors and suspects! grin
Autos › Re: Take This Tokumbor 2002 Toyota Higlanda(full Option) For N2.6m!!!SOLD!!SOLD by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 5:41pm On Jan 28, 2011
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Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Really Have Emotions? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:28pm On Jan 28, 2011
@OP, where is this question leading to smiley
Politics › Re: Ekene Dili Chukwu Is Dead by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:26pm On Jan 28, 2011
Bankole01:
Ekene Dili Chukwu was realy a pioneer transporter and one of the people who built Nigeria.
He started the same time when my father built Charity Transport Service. They were great friends.
The transporters of those days built Nigeria.
Charity Transport Service
Oshinowo Transport
Benson Transport
Ekene Dili Chukwu
they did all the work carving roads and building bridges before the soldier boys and their cronies came to wreck Nigeria.
May the souls of those great pioneers rest in perfect peace.
Those were men who made money the right way, They worked for it.
Bigger BROS!!! you are well-traveled to know this pioneer transport companies you must be in your mid-40s grin I only remember Ekerson and Ekene Dili Chukwu
Travel › Re: Ten Nigerians Held In Uk For Marriage, Immigration Fraud by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:20pm On Jan 28, 2011
[quote author=Ma_J_Blige link=topic=593769.msg7621533#msg7621533 date=1296227258]This is utterly surprising.

Why is it that people havent started blaming GEJ for this particular case?

Means there is hope for GEJ, that one day - NairaLAnd people will see clearly.[/quote]President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is responsible for this criminal behavior in many Nigerians youths, having served as Deputy Governor in Bayelsa, he used his enormous resources to arm youths with fake travel passports and his wife bribed UK immigration to let them pass so they can establish MEND UK for the purpose of fighting Oil Giants on their own turf. rather than stick with the plan, the Militants decided to get married to secure a better life. GEJ is to be blamed for all this  angry  angry  angry   grin  grin  grin satisfied now  grin
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Unable To Read Own Speech by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 3:53pm On Jan 28, 2011
^^^ Stop Shouting. it is not a knack or hobby, just people's observation of STARK reality. This is the same Patience Dame who EFCC had in their sights for corruption during DSPs corrupt tenure as Governor (BTW he is now on Jonathan's Campaign Train). Nigerians our memories and attention is as short as the distance between our mouth and nose  angry
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Unable To Read Own Speech by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 3:43pm On Jan 28, 2011
It goes without saying - Education must be in the top 5 priority improvement areas in Nigeria. Most times Nigerians over-look signs of impending disaster and choose to make excuses for failure without examining the symptoms and curing the illness. Patience level of literacy (or should i say Illiteracy) is damning. It takes a President who is truly honest to say. This is not good enough for Nigeria- This is not good enough for me. If children are failing WAEC exams at an alarming rate, why blame them when the 1st Lady cannot do any better. One person who struck me as a stark illiterate was factional OPC leader Gani Adams. Look at him today - polished and educated. I watched him give an interview and i could not believe the level of change in his intellect and awareness. What about Synagogue Pastor TB Joshua, these days he can actually give preach rather than spout phrases he has memorized.

If GEJ is fine with Patience, then it is his personal business, When it starts to show up on national and international circles, it becomes Nigeria's business. She must get educated even if it is just basic primary school education
Travel › Re: Ten Nigerians Held In Uk For Marriage, Immigration Fraud by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 1:11pm On Jan 28, 2011
^^^ whether fake or real Nigerian passport, the effect is the same, we are treated like criminals by default and tarred with the same brush.  angry

10 is quite a small number compared to the likely number of 10,000 Nigerians living and working in the UK illegally. I always wonder how genuine travelers seeking longer travel visas are given hell by the British High Commission and crooks flood the UK like they have been sleeping with UK immigration officers  lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: House Help Needed Urgently by lagerwhenindoubt(op): 10:39am On Jan 28, 2011
Thanks for all the responses. It was really appreciated.

We have contracted one of our applicants from who read and responded to this post

Thanks Guys and Girls
Christianity Etc › Re: Angels Are Real by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:37am On Jan 28, 2011
Like the over-beat adage, there is no smoke without fire. Satan is also an Angel (Fallen Angel AKA Demon) they are a class of beings that were reported to have had carnal relations with humans in the days of Noah spawning giants and men of high intellect. It is not far-fetched to assume that UFOs are probably from the same origins. Beings from another universe or space. undecided

It is not uncommon to find humans worshiping these "Spirit" beings and invoking them to do their bidding (sounds familiar does it not)
Sports › Re: Uche Okafor Was Murdered – Fbi by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:01pm On Jan 26, 2011
[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=592817.msg7607992#msg7607992 date=1296060465]And you stay in Nigeria. . . they murder Nigerians.

So what's your point?[/quote]touche
Sports › Re: Uche Okafor Was Murdered – Fbi by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:31pm On Jan 26, 2011
Ugeh:
It is time for the Federal Govt of Nigeria to show us(Nigerians) that our lives mean anything.
We suspected foul play from the onset and now that we have been proved right, we DEMAND JUSTICE.
Over to You Ajumogobia, Nigerian embassy in the US, and GEJ.
Adieu Uche.
It is because the FBI became involved that Ajumogbia was shamed into becoming involved, your Life as a Nigerian is not worth fly shiit to the Nigerian Government. hundreds have died in SA, more in Tunisia, Libya, Italy, Thailand, Russia, Poland, Australia and the UK. it is only when the country's security agencies make it an international news piece that our shittty government now gives a shiite angry
Music/Radio › Re: Possibly The Worst Nigerian Song Ever? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 4:10pm On Jan 26, 2011
I think it i'll be a stroke of genius to have D'Banj/Tuface collabo with Vic.O I swear it will be a Club Anthem, just imagine the chorus.

Yooop YoooP yOooP YuoOoP Ahha aah (Vic.O)
Chei! Chei! Chei! (enter 2Face) nuttin dey (YoooP, yoopooooyop YooOH)
Kokolet, koKolet with my endowwwed Ohhhh I'm so YooooP YooooP (Chei! Chei! Chei!)

Guys this is the ultimate trio collabo or whatever they call it in n0ollywood
Jobs/Vacancies › House Help Needed Urgently by lagerwhenindoubt(op): 7:55pm On Jan 25, 2011
A House-help with experience in looking after children between 1-2 yrs needed URGENTLY

Salary: N15,000 per month (1st day of the month so if you resume February, you get your salary in January)
Age: [/b]25 and above (but definitely not 40)
[b]Work-hours:
8AM - 8PM
Accommodation: - 1 Room furnished with Cable-TV bed and dressing table
Feeding: - Breakfast, Lunch, Supper (You eat what we eat)
Cooking skills: - useful but not required
Laundry:: Washing Machine
Religion: Christian (any flavor) Church-going appreciated but not required
Location: Aguda; Surulere

Interested Please send email to bisola_4@yahoo.com

Thanks and Appreciation
Politics › Re: Presidency: I’ll Run If God Permits Me – Bakare by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 2:28pm On Jan 24, 2011
Going by this i'd say Bakare is obviously not in the mold of Elijah, Samuel or Elisha or even John (The Baptist). God has anointed and equipped you for one job and has given you a mandate. Kings of old shook before Prophets of God because they had the mouth to pronounce and it will come to pass. unfortunately what we have today are Biblical statisticians who work on high  probability and publish it as prophecies or worse Religious Activists who have an agenda outside pushing for universal ideals that will benefit all.

Bakare, you are doing well with SNG please elevate it to the next level, stick with your current agenda to demand  a Nigeria that befits Nigerians.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Goes Bald For A Movie Role by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 2:06pm On Jan 24, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin The Movie must be titled QUEEN OF THE APES , grin grin grin

I new she was skanky pretty but no hair has turned her into a real Skank!
Christianity Etc › Re: Anti-christ Is A Regular Nairalander by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:34am On Jan 24, 2011
The Anti-Christ is not a single individual born at a certain time and bears a mark. The Anti-Christ is a Spirit who subdues the Spirit of the man he desires and considers fit to fulfill Lucifer's agenda. So he can be Seun today and Toba tomorrow or even Ogaga (i honestly doubt that though) grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Was the Love between King David and Jonathan Homosexual? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:28am On Jan 24, 2011
There is too little evidence of to suggest they were not, Homosexualism is as old as Noah. Even older than the Bible. in the old days it must have been considered normal to be gay in some societies
Christianity Etc › Re: Help! Help! Help! Any Pastor In The House by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:13am On Jan 24, 2011
I have a solution that works Painful but it is a sure-fire way to stop your addiction. you will need the following items

1: Xrated VHS Movie with Brazilian chics (I recommend Phat Booty Brazil)
2: One KDK Standing Fan
3: One JVC Television
4: One VHS Player

Steps
1: Insert the Xrated movie into VHS player (Do not press play yet)
2: Position KDK Standing Fan in directly front of JVC Television
3: Strip and stand in front of KDK Standing Fan
4: Press Play to Start Brazilian p0rn (Yipeeee!)
5: Switch Dial to 1 on KDK Fan (Increase speed when pre-intimacy is over)
6: Switch Dial to 2 - 5 For desired effect

I give you 10 minutes and your problems are solved (if you last past 5 Minutes then i need to teach you another method using sausages and a hungry Alsatian)  grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Oprah Winfrey Opens Church, Founds Religion. by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:29am On Jan 24, 2011
I am sure Enoch and co are quaking in their italian shoes, most of their congregation actually watch more oprah than visit Camp grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Lion In Warri Streets - Tomorrow Wednesday 27th January by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 9:27am On Jan 24, 2011
The Story is real unfortunately the Lion hired for this racket got cold feet at the last minute when his brethren in the outskirts of warri gave him a dire warning about wafi boys
Politics › Re: Saharareporters Breaking News: Court Dismisses Bode George's Appeal by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:23pm On Jan 21, 2011
^^^^ We know, but guess what, ACN has more potential for corruption than PDP. imagine Bola Ahmed Tinubu in ACN-led Nigeria grin

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