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torkaka: this is what i just learnt today;

a. vitamin A symbol is now freemason symbol
b. golden penny spaghetti spelt backwards means dangote spaghetti
c. flour mills in hausa means dangote group
d. aliko dangote killed JF Kennedy

part of 1001 reasons why nairaland is the place to learn!

O ga ooo, see as I jus dey laaafff meeehn....

Lolololololololol

nikkyshyne: Wetin you dey yarn

Crappy nonsense and bull$h*!t

oh my GOD, the woman don turn to living dead

9ce joke, those children too sharp meeehn

But the boy no lie ooo.... 9ce 1

Very nice joke, seen it b4 tho

He didn't say anything, so he was set free

Reyginus: RETWEETED.WTF is dani1 when you need him.

Hey boss, mak we c ur own nah.... M sure urs will be an ol skool ali baba yoke....

Valiantvaliant: yes i hav o. But as a faithful servant i dey wait for ma compensation.!!!

COMPENSATION: A NIGHT WITH BOTH!!! ABEG MANAGE AM

Sharp guy, 9ce joke

A little boy was trying to do his homework, his mom overheard him saying: TWO PLUS FIVE, THE SON OF A B!CH IS SEVEN.... FIVE PLUS FOUR, THE SON OF A B!CH IS NINE.... The furious mom asked:

Mom: what are u doing

Pikin: I m doing my homework

Mom: who taught u that.....

Pikin: my teacher.....

Mom stormed the school with her little boy, and asked the teacher...

Mom: are u the maths teacher

Teacher: yes

Mom: so y r u teaching them "the son of a b!ch is"

Teacher: no ooooo...... What I taught them was "TWO PLUS FIVE, THE SUM OF WHICH IS".....

The result of too much booze, nice joke

toygod2: Abeg, go lick stew......dis no b joke

Bros y u too dey criticize like dis nah, try dey compliment sometimes nah....

Seen the joke before but still ok sha

I didn't really do much as a kid, but one thing I remember was that I put hot robb in my eyes for no reason, I thot I will go blind, very scary

Acidosis: abeg wetin be
.poco a poco?

.siroco?

abi i nor go school?

Poco a poco: if u poke me I poke u...

Siroco: iroko tree...

Well

Hey guys!!!!! Have u all forgotten something...... Even polytechnic grads (HND) serve too, or am I wrong

Maybe the dude bagged his HND in yoruba education, or fulfulde education, or.....

@topic, shebi u talk say d babe wan taste u, eeehhn do the do nah, but remember, sweet milk fit turn to sour yoghurt....

Enjoy!!!

Please this is the jokes section, not the religion section.....

Mods where r u nah, u ban me finish una no c dis one ooo

They can't answer, cos they all know they have problems......

fellawales: I think the lady needs a memory card

Yeah, and she needs to upgrade her RAM too..... The joke nice shaaa

^^^ guy I don't even advise u to ping..... Androids are better (whatsapp)

Anyway, since when dem born me, I neva travel commot from africa, d only place I go na cotonou and accra!!!

That's y all lawyers are liars..... Seen it before but still nice!!!

I laff small

Hav seen this joke before but still very very funny, I m still laughing

Very very very fuuuuuuuuunnnnnnyyyyyyy..........

^^^ sorry boss, e no easy to renew BIS, hop u dey take care of booqee, bigvajinah nd co for me

BIGVAJINA: give the probable age, tribe and religion of the poster above you.

so i shall start with mine,

age: 21

tribe: zulu

religion:muslim

This ur name gaaan na joke on its own, anytime I see dat name I go laff sotey mess commot for chicken yansh....

Anyways don't let me spoil the fun...

Age: 65


Tribe: calabar, cos of ur name


Religion: jehovah witness

Because they take too much anabolic steroids, just to look like men, that's y most of them don't get married either...

So what should they take then, maybe power horse, or red bull, or henessy.........

Na d 2000 note me like....... Dat 20 note no mak sense