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swtchicgurl: get a room!

Yeah, with u abi

What's that I go run commot mehhn, na dat tine we go know say bolt no fit run pass lamborghini.....

Arrests crazyman, takes him to bin gbagbo mental hospital and I enjoy the loot!!!

Yeeeee, see engilish ooooo!!!! Fortitiri, can't stop laffin

The first joke made me laff sotey I release fluid for bodi!!!

Sorry, but your friend MAY be responsible for that pregnancy, that's why I always tell my patients: use a raincoat, unless u r married, so....

Everybody, that is called macroglossia: very large tongue, pls google that word for more info....


But that tongue big ooo!!!!

dominique: have you tried gargling with warm saltwater+lime?

Yes, that may work... But I'll advise u go to a hospital, cos it could be anything: candidiasis, chancrum oris, oral mucositis, etc, which have different modes of treatment. So a doctor needs to examine that mouth!

I'll get a defibrillator, adrenaline pack, and any other thing to get him back to life... That kain moni no b joke

19 inches no be moin moin oOooo

dontap: A man goes 4 a job interview. Boss : name please. man : Abdul. Boss : sex. man : yes 3 to 5 times a week. Boss : no! i mean male or female. man : both male and female, sometimes with a camel. Boss : holy cow. Man : yes i did one time with a cow. Boss : that's hostile. Man : horsestyle, dogstyle anystyle! Boss : no dear. Man : deer run too fast

Me like this one... LOL

U try small

I m already training!!!!!! But captain, I don't trust this shaibu guy, I think berti vogts will do the magic!

Nigeria I congratulate thee on thy failure, but we still have the african games, west african university games, etc where we can win plastic gold and silver...

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Is this thread meant to be funny Abeg go suck gorilla deeeakkk

That is a very handsome dude there..... That looks like the toilet keeper in bin gbagbo's memorial public toilet.

#when will nairaland become international like facebook, twitter...

#when will there be constant electricity in nigeria

#most important, WHEN WILL THE WORLD END??

Mine was bread with raw okro, with dry garri (not eba)

Another was white rice and honey....

Ajibel: i always tell you say your name resemble laffter: Lagusta , u dont need to read a joke before you start laffing

How can my username resemble laffter?? The fact that I laugh dosent mean I m stupid. Please let's respect ourselves here, we don't kno our backgrounds or where we all came from

Wetin, shey them no be human beings ni, abeg mak I mess well well for their face, nottin do me at all at all....

Why did u copy, paste and remixed my joke nah.....

But its funnier than mine tho... As in charley boy and derenle....

I thought this was for real when I saw this on the frontpage, but e still mak sense shaa...

Seen the joke before, but still funny....

Pimples: The funny thing is that not too long ago, If you tried crossing the expressway,
You will be assaulted by those guys in Green (KAI) For not using the pedestrian bridge
Infact you'll be forced to pay. They'll search you and take everything they find.



Meanwhile, the one @ Cele Xpress that does not have all those VISIBLE cracks
is also another potential Disaster waiting to happen.
When you are on it, It vibrates like a Nokia 3310....

Seriously?? The one at five star bus stop vibrates better, just like a CHINKO PHONE!!!

WTF!!!!!! That's beastiality...... That guy needs to be castrated, ANYAAMAAA!!!!

Make HIM no hear say HIM die...... Him no go hear, him go SEE say him die, and then it will be too late... @op nice 1 there

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! EmpThyHen has come again oooooo....... Which kain fabu zobo be dis, dem wan chuk my head for inside bottle, but e no go enta, lai lai lai.....

U can also tell him, "sir, ur toothpaste is peppering my eye, pls chance to close up red gel...." That may work

Arrowman: Ibro rushes into a bar & told the
bar man: "Quick, give me a bottle of star before the trouble starts." The
barman obliged. He finished d drink. in
one gulp, and again said:"Quick, give
me another bottle of stout before the
trouble starts." He also downed it, the
bar man said: "Just a minute, when is all
this trouble going to start?" ibro
replied: "Anytime now, because I have
got no money!

Funny enough to make me smile, haven't seen it b4 tho...

antitpiah: It is not the online critics who count; not the dumb as/s behind the computer who points out how Adejoke Odumosu stumbles, or how she could have run faster. The credit belongs to[b] Ajoke Odumosu[/b] who is actually in the Olympics, whose muscle is marred by dust and sweat and lactic acid build-up; who runs valiantly; who errs, who comes last again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to compete against world class athletes; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends herself representing an ungrateful nation; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, after coming last, at least came last while daring greatly, so that her place shall never be with those lazy and fat losers on nairaland who neither know victory nor defeat.

Is this a poem, a novel, an article or what

Our representative came last, the next thing is to carry our crayons and write "tales by moonlight"

Nigeria I hail thee....