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Politics › Re: National Grazing Bill Still Active In National Assembly - Vanguard by Laid2001: 11:19am On Apr 21, 2016

The Fulanis will always transport their cows by land enroute places and they surely need to feed those cows along the way.

1. It will surely help if FG can chart approved route for the Fulani herdsmen across the nation.
2. Once these is done, everyone will then be aware that the cows are restricted to the approved corridors.
3. Due to the consequence of these approved corridors on the farm lands along these corridors, the FGN will need to compensate the farmers along these corridors.
4. Lands along these corridors can still be used for things other than farming. things that can not be destroyed by the cows. Even some cash crops can cohabit with the cows.
5. Any farmer or land owner who does not want relocate his farm away from the corridor, should be left alone. But should be made to realize that, the security of his crops is left to him.

These will cut out this incessant clashes between the farmers and the cattle rearers. Atleast people outside the corridor will have peace of mind and those that falls within the corridor will have free manure from the cows and be left to take inform decision on what to plant.

But we can not continue with the current situation whereby the Fulani herdsmen are everywhere and there is no clarity on where they are supposed to pass through.

Romance › Re: More Shocking And Fascinating Facts About Sex You Probably Don't Know. by Laid2001: 4:08pm On Apr 20, 2016

With who now?

Explorers:
78. Women are more involved in sex. They are having sex 17% more often than the average guy.

Christianity Etc › Re: Be Ready To Jail 5000 Pastors, CAN Tells El-rufai by Laid2001: 3:34pm On Apr 20, 2016

All the bill seeks to achieve is to put sanity in the pastoral profession.

The bill did not even say Government will interfere. The government want CAN/PFN to do self regulation and take responsibility for all pastors. Anybody who wants to be a pastor must be recognized by the CAN. If you are not recognized then you become illegal.

In developed countries, pastors and imams are registered, so if anyone misbehaves we close his/her shop!. That was how one Nigerian pastor got to the UK and started preaching in the bus!. Of course the Driver cautioned him and asked him to shut the Bleep up. You don't constitute public nuisance in the name of preaching. People who wants to listen to sermons goes to the Church.

And the Nigeria supreme council for Islamic affairs will do same for the Imams and the Mosques.

It should even be more difficult for the Muslims to comply! Some mosques are used only on Fridays while others are used daily for the five times daily prayers. And some mosques are just within private properties. some are multipurpose halls used for praying for social events.

Politics › Re: Obama Sends Samantha Power To Nigeria Over Boko Haram Growing Threat by Laid2001: 1:52pm On Apr 20, 2016

This guys have taken note of our increased romance with China and needed to be here under whatever pretext to discuss what's available for them!!

Travel › Re: White Man Urinates On The Road In Warri (photo) by Laid2001: 1:44pm On Apr 20, 2016

No be Ben be that..
Ben Murray Bruce himself. Na Nija boy na!

Family › Re: How Do You Handle A Stubborn Kid? by Laid2001: 9:32pm On Apr 19, 2016

Then she is not stubborn. She has been cowed. The beating is now too much. the mum has been overdoing it!
if she is really stubborn, na the mum go don tire. how can she be stubborn and is afraid of playing with her mates because of beating.

if she is stubborn, mum will beat her for rough playing by 10.00am and 10.30 she will be back to playing rougher plays.

PoliticalThuG:
she is now afraid to play with her age mates because her mother will beat her

Food › Re: Giant Bush Rat That Was Killed At My Workplace :PHOTOS by Laid2001: 8:36pm On Apr 19, 2016

Northerners no be humans?

gurunlocker:
This your workplace look like North, those leg am seeing

Politics › Re: NJC Sacks Gbaja-Biamila And Idris Evuti by Laid2001: 4:08pm On Apr 19, 2016

Common English you can not speak!

basingstoke:
Good. please also look at waec result falsification.But thsi time start from the number on citizen through the vp. senate president, speaker house of rep in that other

Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari Flies First-Class To London: PDP Blasts Buhari by Laid2001: 4:02pm On Apr 19, 2016

Wailers must to wail sha!
1. seat number 2k does not mean it is first class. it could be business class!. I have been on a business flight with seat on row 2 as well before. Some flights from Nigeria has no first class.

2. Who paid for it!. If FGN didn't pay for it, Aisha can decide to put her daughter on Zero class if she wants. na her money. Aisha is from a rich family and as a Muslim lady, her money is her own.! She is not owned by her husband. Kii je ti baba tomo komo ni aala.

3. Was she flying economy class before her father became president?. If not, she is not expected to come down to economy class simply because her father is now President.

Christianity Etc › Re: Lightning Kills Women In Church In Imo (photo) by Laid2001: 10:39pm On Apr 17, 2016

Shango Olukoso arekujaye has struck in Ibo land again.

Oba Koso, the god of thunder,

Politics › Re: Buhari's Letter To Join The Nigerian Army - Premium Times (pics) by Laid2001: 7:48am On Apr 15, 2016

Your yansh dey leak like Fayose's mum own abi?

MrAdetunjiBayo:
His 65 year old picture on his 18 year old result. This my sai baba na wonder worker! Abeg let him just import cheap Adult diapers from china. My nyash dey leak no be small.

Education › Re: Bloody Protest In The University Of Portharcourt(graphic Photos) by Laid2001: 9:31pm On Apr 11, 2016

If this is the quality of undergraduate in Uniport, I am sorry for our dear nation.
What sort of grammar is all these?

joshuamoses101:
Today being the 11th of april was suppose to be the beginning of our examination,but it was met by what seemed at 1st to be a peaceful protest.the protest was caused by the fact that the v.c of the uni(prof udowa lale)refused to let anyone who hasnt paid his or her sch fee to partake in the examination,meaning u get the whole section carry over(dispite the current economy),while it was 1st peaceful with the police around,it later turned bloody when the police opened fire on us...3 already accounted shut dead others wounded..photos of the protest nd 1 dead attarched.,

Crime › Re: School Proprietor Rapes 4-Year-Old In Nasarawa by Laid2001: 8:23pm On Apr 09, 2016

teenage mariage of the Muslims is surely better than this little children rape and incest of the CHRISTIANS GOSH!!!!!

iyb:
If it was a Muslim now the insults would have started already

Nairaland General › Re: Amazing Animal Facts You Never Knew. by Laid2001: 5:25pm On Apr 06, 2016

Only humans are so stupid that the bereaved will be the ones to cook for the un-bereaved in the name of burial ceremony!

Kelklein:
Elephants show remarkable empathy, even to other species.
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/7/10/13/enhanced-buzz-17899-1373476892-24.jpg

Elephants are known to mourn their dead, but it turns out they will often put themselves in harms way to help another animal as well. Pictured above is the beautiful story of Tarra and Bella, best friends despite their stature. When the dog, Bella sadly passed away, Tarra found Bella and carried her back home to bury her. Amazingly, as Tarra was grieving, the other elephants gathered around, bringing food to comfort her. Amazing huh?

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Politics › Re: Saraki CCT Trial Speech: Receives 'lashes' From Nigerians (snapshots) by Laid2001: 9:10pm On Apr 05, 2016

Better listen, the last time we did not listen, we got an idiot with a PHD ruling cluelessly and corruption was having a free day.

Ikengawo:
When I see muhammed, akindele, 1 Nuru and any variation of Ola I stop listening. The last time Nigeria listened to the coalition we got a 72 year old illiterate bigot as president of Africa's largest economy.

believe it or not, those that know politics in Nigeria know Saraki is stronger than Buhari in Nigeria.

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Politics › Re: Stealing Is Not Corruption - Ekpo Nta, ICPC Boss by Laid2001: 5:16pm On Mar 23, 2016

This Mumu even agreed that stealing is corruption when "He listed what is considered as corruption under Article 19 of UNCAC and Section 19 of the ICPC Act as: illicit enrichment, trading in influence etc."

Isn't stealing an illicit enrichment!!!!

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Politics › Re: Blessing Agbomhere: Oshiomhole Will Land In Jail If I Become Governor by Laid2001: 9:25am On Mar 23, 2016

A small child that is boasting that when he grows up he will be dining with the head of doves, will surely not grow up because the destiny of doves will ensure it does not happen!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Buhari Is Insensitive To Nigeria Problems – Bishop Oyedepo by Laid2001: 9:09pm On Mar 22, 2016

Is'nt this the same pastor that promised to open the gate of hell on Nigerians?

Politics › Re: Why I Wanted Wike Out Of Rivers –doyin Okupe by Laid2001: 7:01pm On Mar 22, 2016

Seven Gbosas for Doyin on this one!

Gbosa, Gbosa, Gbosa, Gbosa, Gbosa, Gbosa, Gbosa !!!!!!!

Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala Advises On How To Handle Corruption by Laid2001: 2:21pm On Mar 22, 2016

Madam mentioned two things

1. We have to fight corruption in two ways; one is by punishing those who steal, and making sure they pay for what they do. This is why PMB has yielded to her advise by his anti corruption probe and suits against the likes of Dasuki, Metuh, Oronsanye etc...

2.But we also must plug all the holes by building institutions and systems that prevent corruption in the first place. Just again like PMB have enforced implementation of the TSA and BVN in fighting corruption and taking off 34,000 ghost workers from the payroll and blocking many phantom transfers to individual accounts in the name of government.

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Politics › Re: Ben Murray-Bruce On Do-Or-Die Elections In Nigeria (pics) by Laid2001: 12:10pm On Mar 20, 2016

very true observation from my useless senator who does not know that is why he was voted a senator in the first place!.

He should bring up a law to ensure this his postulation, that is the job of the National assembly!

Let him even try an fail, we will know that he tried and others are the cause of the problems.

Business › Re: Dangote Group Sponsors Nigerians To India To Understudy Refinery Operations by Laid2001: 5:28pm On Mar 19, 2016

Infact He is already building receiving facility for imported crude!. Who will run business base on epileptic pipeline from the Niger delta.

MyGeneration:
Let him finish it now, if he doesnt settle boys that gas nd oil he wud use to run it i hope it wud come from only ondo state or from osun.

Politics › Re: Military Confirms Death Of Two Soldiers In Abonema, Rivers, Releases Statement by Laid2001: 10:00am On Mar 18, 2016

Anyone who support this PDP injustice in Rivers and wanton killing, by Wike and his supporters, of Rivers people and APC memebrs, on your day of trouble, you will not find any help..." Ameen

crownwealth:
"Anyone who support this APC injustice in Rivers and PDP controlled states, on your day of trouble, you will not find any help..." Ameen.

Celebrities › Re: Northern Actors Hold #PardonIbinaboFiberesima Walk (Photos) by Laid2001: 9:53am On Mar 18, 2016

The woman must be made to face the music.
She must tender an unreserved public apology to the family affected. Publish same in five widely circulated news paper and make payment of nothing less than N50million as restitution to the family of the victim.

All this big mouthed so called Northern artists will do well to put their money where their mouth is.

Even after that, she must still go to jail only now for six month only!

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Politics › Re: How Fayose, Others Made Me PDP Chairman – Modu Sheriff by Laid2001: 9:36am On Mar 18, 2016

We know naa.
Na only Terrorist can nominate another!

"Boko Haram sponsors are PDP members" Gen. Azazi former NSA to GEJ

Politics › Re: Buhari, Saraki At International Islamic Conference (Pics) by Laid2001: 9:32am On Mar 18, 2016

May the efforts in bringing peace to Nigeria be fruitful.
May you succeed in this noble cause.

Politics › Re: Names Of Beneficiaries Of CBN Illegal Recrutiment+photos - Sahara Reporters by Laid2001: 6:28pm On Mar 17, 2016

That these kids are employed by CBN is no issue at all and no law has been broken!
After all they are also Nigerians and entitled to it. They are as qualified as me and you and because of their exposure will most likely perform better than you at the interviews.

I work in a company that is an equal opportunity based company and yet we do have our own share of affluent kids from very Influential background! Even kachukwu and emefiele's kids are a nudge above average Nigerians by virtue of their birth!

I am well placed today and in a position to influence things if I want to in a few good companies yet, I will not even have to make any calls for my kids when the time comes for them to get a job. They will attend the best schools in the world and it is the employers that will be begging them.

Many of these so called influential kids have the best degrees from prestigious university!. Do you think if Obama had a law degree from Kenya, he will stand a chance to even win his then senate seat? Obama and his wife went to an Ivy League school and have their life planned ahead!

My Friends that is life, it is not a fair world!!

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Crime › Re: Deacon, 44, Rapes Seven-year-old, Blames Evil Forces (photo) by Laid2001: 10:50pm On Mar 16, 2016

It is their ways!
Bunch of pedophiliac, incestuous IPOB christians

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Health › Re: Marian Adejokun Suffers Allergic Eyedrop Reaction (Graphic Photos) by Laid2001: 9:20pm On Mar 16, 2016

This is most likely an allergic reaction to chloramphenicol or even penicillin.

I have seen a man in his late forties reacting to Chloramphenicol and the symptoms are very similar to this lady's own.

We have also lost a lady in our office to penicillin injection. She was even a nurse.!

Politics › Re: Ese Oruru, Ebonyi Gang Rape Victim And The Hypocrisy Of A Nation. by Laid2001: 12:06pm On Mar 16, 2016

@Op is on point.

So many kids of Hate is on this Nairaland!
Even Ben Bruce eye is clearing little by little now. Although it may be because he needs the richest man's help oo....

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