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Education › Re: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by laivwire(m): 5:34pm On Feb 22, 2023
'because they've had enough' has me rofl cheesy
Politics › Re: Nigerians In Diaspora Arrives The Country To Cast Their Votes by laivwire(m): 3:31pm On Feb 20, 2023
blamingthedevil:
Nigerians in diaspora Arrives the Country To Cast their Votes
wasteful expense of money and CO2 emissions.
Autos › Re: Urgent Request by laivwire(m): 8:50pm On Feb 15, 2023
nurey:
With cold AC right?
grin grin grin
Autos › Re: 1977 Chevrolet Stingray Corvette available by laivwire(m): 12:53pm On Feb 15, 2023
Ireportlive:
Restore that classic car for auction and you are in money
And the best place to restore it is in Nigeria and not the country it was imported from?

Keep tickling yourself
Autos › Re: Distress Sales 2012 Minicooper Abuja. 2.3M by laivwire(m): 8:46am On Feb 14, 2023
santiago24:
2012 MiniCooper, 4 Cylinder, 1.6L Engine
Brand new tyres, smooth gear transmission.

Car is in top shape, very neat body, fine interior, comes with panoramic roof.
AC cooling. Just that the oil pump failed and it’s currently at the mechanic shop.
That’s why I’m Selling off at this amount.
Abuja

Contact: 08101174080
and the engine knocked?
Travel › Re: Businesses Owned By Nigerians In Diaspora by laivwire(m): 3:23pm On Feb 12, 2023
Ssj
Celebrities › Re: South African Rapper AKA Shot Dead! by laivwire(m): 1:52am On Feb 11, 2023
Now it's closer to home.

Expect hungry bloggers to go ham with topics on his biography and 10 times he did bla bla and bla.

8am tomorrow is too much time for them.

RIP
Crime › Re: One Beheaded, Properties Destroyed In Ebonyi Communal Crisis (Photos) by laivwire(m): 8:54am On Feb 10, 2023
ebukajay184:
farm produce worth millions of naira and a life was lost," he said.

"The situation is pathetic and painful, thus while I sympathize with all those affected, I implore the good people of Oso and Edda, in general, to remain calm and go about their lawful businesses as the situation is under control," he said.

https://igberetvnews.com/1438600/one-beheaded-properties-destroyed-ebonyi-communal-crisis-photos/
For where? I pray peace comes back but I won't be surprised to hear of a reprisal attack in the near future.
Autos › Re: Toyota Corolla Bank Type For Sale by laivwire(m): 10:12pm On Feb 09, 2023
Chai!!!
Autos › Re: Mazda Tribute 2008 Model @1.8m by laivwire(m): 10:04pm On Feb 09, 2023
1.8m for a vehicle without AC, lots of patchwork and a sty for an interior. It's worth the price kiss

#Just passing by
Family › Re: My Mother In Law Is Faking Sickness So She Can Move In My House With Her Twins G by laivwire(m): 1:44pm On Feb 09, 2023
DesChyko:
Is there a guarantee that the 'serious sickness' will disappear if she comes to your house? You already have a stand and I applaud it

Since they are so interested in pushing the death agenda forward, remind them that the cost of moving a corpse home is #100k or even more. 😏
Oh boy, see violence oh[left][/left] grin

I'm happy even the women are aligned on this matter. Interesting thread.
Autos › Re: Urgent Cash Needed! Jetta For Sale @ 1.3million by laivwire(m): 10:02pm On Feb 08, 2023
Are you so desperate to sell you can't take even a minute to note the name written on the body of the car?
Autos › Re: Accord EOD 2004 Model For Sale by laivwire(m): 2:29pm On Feb 07, 2023
Seeing the pictures especially the first one...then the price.

I`m shook grin
Autos › Re: Save Yourself Tokunbo Money For 2009 Honda Accord. Over Cleanest Ride by laivwire(m): 9:20pm On Feb 02, 2023
He even comot the plate number to make it toks once again cheesy

A car that has tested the short end of Nigerian roads and technicians yet you want to sell at the price of toks.

Goodluck to you.
Romance › Re: This Is The Europe They Never Show You On TV ( Pictures) by laivwire(m): 9:12pm On Feb 02, 2023
Sweetvie:
They're illegal immigrants... What do you expect?
Not necessarily.

This is more common in France and Italy. I could already guess from the first picture. Jobs are not so abundant everywhere and you gotta hustle. Those African guys who peddle souvenirs and fast food around the Eiffel tower, do you how much they gross in a week?

Dey there grin
Autos › Re: Fresh Acura MDX 05 Used. by laivwire(m): 12:24pm On Feb 01, 2023
Is the stone at the front driver's side tire serving a particular purpose? wink
Politics › Re: Opinion: Why Can't Nigeria Hire Someone As President & Other Key Positions ??? by laivwire(m): 12:21pm On Feb 01, 2023
Pwettylinda:
At this critical stage of the country, I was thinking if it's possible for a country just as companies do to hire someone as a president to run the country according to a layed down master plan.

Someone they can be fired if he messes up or goes against the Nigerian master plan. Just the way we have the football coaches.

Preferably a foreigner and non Nigerian or African. Someone they can be paying monthly.

Same goes to all the senators too, can't we hire foreigners who we can pay monthly and let them do the jobs for ushuh

Because it seems a Nigerian man shouldn't be a leader. It's not just working at all.

What do you all think pls let's discuss how possible??
What makes you think a foreign national will do a better job? I don't know your educational level but I'll implore you to do some research on global development. Africa is in the shit we`re in due to the west's neocolonialism. Every man is looking for how to make his life and business better.

The only way this country and Africa as a continent can improve is when everyone takes responsibility and accountability to the nation's progress. Where anyone can call any erring or backward-thinking human/factor to order. That is the bedrock of democracy that has been serially abused and misplaced in Africa. That is why Uk prime ministers are fired on a regular because no one holds ultimate power.

The only way forward now is either electing a leader that will restructure our values or people revolt and break the disguised tyranny that's keeping us down.
Politics › Re: ISWAP Distributes Old Naira Notes To Passengers On Borno Highway by laivwire(m): 9:38am On Feb 01, 2023
Dikegodspower:
Wao
That's commendable
Commendable? Is the source of the money commendable? Is the reason they are sharing the money commendable?

Why are Africans so short-sighted like this huh

Stockholm's syndrome is disturbing you....and thats why the poor will forever remain the puppets of the rich.
Politics › Re: Labour Party Campaign Director, Other Members In Bauchi Dump Party And Obi by laivwire(m): 8:44pm On Jan 31, 2023
Anywhere belle face grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Refers To Atiku As 'Former Senate President' (Video) by laivwire(m): 8:00pm On Jan 30, 2023
Na wa o. Tinubu again. This man should rest now
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Stopped Closing My Eyes During Prayers. by laivwire(m): 9:18am On Jan 29, 2023
My teachers actually told me they would poke me in the eye if I opened them during prayers. Not angels, humans grin

I believe closing my eyes makes me look inwards rather than outwards. It shuts off distractions and helps me focus on inner events. I can meditate and listen to what my inner person is saying or doing. Thats what I need during prayers.
Travel › Re: Form A by laivwire(m): 3:48am On Jan 26, 2023
Pauzton:
Hello guys!!!
Please I received this as regards my form A, how do I go about it?.
Make a new application and attach all the documents listed. At the file upload page, click on attach more files and get everything uploaded.
Autos › Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ Clean 2021 Mercedes Maybach Bus VS680 L.....FOR SALE by laivwire(m): 3:00pm On Jan 25, 2023
Beautiful ride. I once encountered this bus on traveling on the bad and insecure road from Kontagora to Minna. Evidently, some politician could not afford to charter a chopper and leased this instead. It just popped up in my rearview out of the blues with its drl on. Everything black except the lights. He caught up to me at a speed bump, overtook and disappeared just as it appeared. The driver evidently wasn't going to wait for anything, not even an escort. I knew the person inside won't even know what the outside feels like. Cocooned in armored luxury. wink
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 300k Job In Lagos Or 120k Job In Nasarawa. by laivwire(m): 2:33pm On Jan 25, 2023
IyaTola:
Kindly stay in Lafia not Lagos since it's up for consideration.
With that pay you are a rich man in Lafia reasons are as follows
1. Food is cheap in Nassarawa unlike Lagos
2. With 50k out of that cash, your utility bills are likely covered and you can save as much as 40% at the end of the day.
3. You don't face traffic in Nassarawa and you get home on time unlike Lagos depending on where you would reside
4. I have lived in both states and I can categorically tell you the life expectancy in Nassarawa is 75 yrs while Lagos is 55yrs
5. House rent is relatively cheap in Keffi unlike a self contain in Lekki is about 500k without damages, agent, commission and agreement

Meanwhile in Lagos,
1. Transportation can gulp 50k off the pay monthly, even if you stay in Ajah or Sangotedo
2. Accommodation can gulp a big chunk even when the house is not a match compared to what you will get outside Lagos with equivalent sum or less.
3. Plus the population is increasing with Imota rice mill, Dangote refinery and Lekki deep seaport in the Lekki express way, the madness of traffic will increase and I am sure you haven't experienced Lagos traffic (ask those that were on the island today that President Buhari visited how the traffic was today - most of them are probably reading this and will be up and running tomorrow morning by 5:00am on third mainland bridge for those on the mainland
Finally, you already don't know how frustrating Lagos traffic can be plus your life expectancy will be reduced
If you stay in Lag for 50 years, you would have spent 15 years in traffic. Lol
Your deductions about Keffi are not really correct. Keffi can safely be categorized as a suburb other than a city which gives fewer opportunities for upward career mobility. Rent is on the rise due to overflows from Abuja looking for comparatively cheaper rent which leads to a spike in traffic especially if the OP decides to get a job in Abuja environs. Nyanya will teach him a good lesson but like you said food is relatively cheaper.

Lagos on the other hand is a land of opportunities 'if' you survive; a skill every Nigerian is beginning to master these days. Insecurity is in fair amounts on either end: Transit robberies in lagos, herdsmen attack in keffi. Pick your poison. You can survive on a low salary in Lagos (Millions of people do) and a monthly income of #300k definitely gives more leverage for handling personal finances.

I'd rather squat in a hostel and earn 300k than live in a 3 bedroom with #120k. A lion in the jungle or a dog in the city. It everyone's choice.
Autos › Re: 2009 Nigerian Used Rav 4 (abuja) by laivwire(m): 11:21am On Jan 22, 2023
UpcomingdadGold digger grin grin
Crime › Re: What's The Use Of Cellotape On Guns? by laivwire(m): 10:32am On Jan 22, 2023
Silentgroper:
Have u nt seen how d foreigners do theirs with speed while being in a certain retreat position...
Of course they are better trained but they still strap 2 or 3 magazines together. They also pack more ammo just in case. When you are in a warzone you will definitely run out of ammo when you are on autofire with each magazine carrying just about 30 rounds. The speed of reload can be the difference between life and death.
Autos › Re: 1992 BMW 520i .. Available, Affordable Vintage Car by laivwire(m): 8:48am On Jan 22, 2023
benzmatic:
Very clean vintage performance car.
520i Performance indeed.

Op should not forget to add gas guzzler to the description as well. A car without an Air conditioner, traction control or even notice able acceleration figures.

It's quite silly how dealers just take any old car and call it vintage. If you're looking for vintage, start from the e28 and pick cars with interesting stories attached to them.

The car looks clean no doubt but is highly overpriced.
Crime › Re: What's The Use Of Cellotape On Guns? by laivwire(m): 9:37pm On Jan 21, 2023
There's no time to be trying to remove another magazine from your pocket in the heat of a gunfight. The magazines can even fall off in your struggle for cover or tactical maneuvers. It's a lot quicker to switch magazines by flipping out the spent one and fitting the new one in seconds.
Health › Re: I am Scared O, Have Learnt My Lesson, No More Skin To Skin by laivwire(m): 2:27pm On Jan 20, 2023
Guys never really appreciate the risk inherent in unprotected sex.

That girl you trust may actually love you and try to stay committed to you but one day just has a fling with some other guy. It's just one other guy but do you know how many girls that unknown guy has gone down with unprotected? The odds are limitless.

...and interestingly guys just meet a clean girl, has sex within 1 week and then discharges her. He doesn't realize this fine and clean girl that numerous cars will be chasing to give her a lift every day actually goes down with a new guy every two weeks, many times unprotected.

No matter the trust, always get a wrap on. It saves you a lot of health and mental trauma.
Autos › Re: Benz C180 For Sale by laivwire(m):
At least wash this car now. How much will #50 soap and 2 kegs of water cost you huh

Just look at that engine and body work. Unimaginable.
Music/Radio › Re: Kizz Daniel's Buga And Rema's Calm Down, Which Of Them Is A Bigger Song? by laivwire(m): 8:46pm On Jan 16, 2023
People are jamming Calm down on the streets of Europe. In buses, restaurants etc Me sef shock. grin

Like earlier stated, Buga is African, Calm down is global although I don't see the big deal in both songs-

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