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Politics › Re: EFCC Charges Rochas Okorocha To Federal High Court, Abuja by laivwire(m): 10:27am On May 30, 2022

No presidential screening for you cheesy

Foreign Affairs › Re: President Zelensky Visits Kharkiv In First Trip Outside Kyiv Region by laivwire(m): 10:24am On May 30, 2022

Heathrow44:
zelensky is short but must his bullet proof vest be short too? Anyways is too early to say that Ukraine has won this war remember this is an ongoing offensive by the Russians, is a test of how long the west would keep supporting Ukraine

He is definitely wearing armor under that long sleeve shirt. The short vest will be for more protection. These things can be heavy too and obstruct movement.

Health › Re: My breasts are too big. I want to reduce them. by laivwire(m): 11:40am On May 29, 2022

Fancygurl23:
Here is a picture. Not showing my face. Hope I've cleared the doubts of you Thomases? Nairaland sef

Check herb experts in your area. There are some ointments sold to gradually reduce breast size. It's not drastic and the difference won't be so obvious but it works.

A close relative to me who was quite busty started having issues when she got pregnant. The boobs got bigger, heavier and breastfeeding became difficult. She had to use the ointment to get some relief.

I don't know your location so can't point you in the direction of a good one.

On the flip side, embrace your body. You can even gain large followership on Instagram by modelling for busty women brands especially since you mentioned you have a nice figure. You can gain some cash from there to go for a partial mastectomy.

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Autos › Re: Mercedes Benz by laivwire(m): 6:39am On May 27, 2022

We are truly detached from reality on this platform. Same car owners are willing to sell less than #200 k on the roadside.

Does the car have any specific mind-blowing features? Drives like a boat, guzzles gas and bereft of modern car basic amenities. A good example of buying a liability.

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Car Talk › Re: On The Eight Day, God Made The V8: My Journey To 400 HP by laivwire(m): 8:11pm On May 25, 2022

HeavenlyBang:
Alternator replaced. Again.
Power steering pump replaced.

~100k

Woop! Big car, big bills

Crime › Re: My Sweet Bitter Experience With Agberos In Abuja Yesterday. by laivwire(m): 11:29am On May 23, 2022

How did I stumble on this thread. This is pure madness mahn. grin

I've had one or two squabbles with these Abuja street urchins but it never got to this level. I'll rather drop 20k and move. Mad people

Crime › Re: Unknown Gunmen Machetes A Suya Seller To Death In Anambra (graphic Photos) by laivwire(m): 8:22pm On May 22, 2022

What the hell is this

Family › Re: I Impregnated A Girl I Don't Love. Anyone In My Shoes? by laivwire(m): 8:18pm On May 18, 2022

Romance › Re: My Girl Frustrated My Efforts At Sex Twice. What Do I Do? by laivwire(m): 10:04am On May 12, 2022

MrBrownJay1:
so you are saying that after taking her clothes and her being ready to be mounted, you didnt have an erection again? and thats "her" problem?!?!?

here is the solution to your problem: next time, TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF WHILE SHE IS PLAYING YOUR "FLUTE"....or ASK THE BABE TO TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF BEFORE YOU START ANYTHING...et voila!

Thank you, I wonder who's got time to be taking clothes off piece by piece or wasting time haggling a girl on why she's resisting or slowing things down especially in this era of rape accusations.

Tell her to get them clothes off while you take yours off as well. Guys should learn and talk and do with their chest for Pete's sake.

The odor from such multiple layers of clothing under this tropical climate is enough to turn any n*gga off from clothes layer one.
Sheesh.

Autos › Re: BMW E46 And Toyota Pencil Light: Which Is Better? by laivwire(m): 10:30pm On May 11, 2022

daylay7:
Hello everyone,

I open this post to get some opinion about these two cars.
Which one is better?

Better in what category? Durability, reliability, performance, fuel economy, luxury and comfort? Be clear please

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Career › Re: Should I Stay In The Engineering Field Or Move To The Finance Sector by laivwire(m): 7:49pm On May 09, 2022*

Mikolky:
Please, I need advice...

*Should I move back to the finance sector considering the fact that I now have about 4years+ experience or I should continue and grow in the engineering field that I only have a little over a year experience?*

A mistake majority of young graduates do is to follow a fake passion dictated by their degree or first job they pick up post nysc. (Yes, all those jobs you did pre-nysc are irrelevant in my books.) when in actual fact they are to use that job role to discover themselves; their strengths, weaknesses and available opportunities they can key into.

Your job description is more important than the job title as that is what dictates the skills you learn, where you suck and where you excel. These are the transferrable skills you can hone to develop in any industry you find yourself.

We all hit roadblocks in life like Job terminations and all that but these periods are necessary as they give a hard reset that makes you reassess your career tracjectory and convince yourself of how tough your fighting spirit is. It's pretty normal and necessary.

Anyone can make money to survive but it's more important we find peace and success in whatever we find doing with our hands and brains. You've worked in different roles and industries and you will know which tasks you truly enjoyed and the ones you don't want to do again. Be true to yourself in making that choice.

Lastly, work on developing yourself in your chosen path to the best wherever you are. It doesn't matter if it's a one man business or a multinational, the salary will never meet your demands except you get so good at what you do that you can make your demands and they'll be heeded asap.

Goodluck

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Autos › Re: Clean Mercedes Benz C230 Kompressor Price Is 1.650m by laivwire(m): 10:28pm On May 06, 2022

Lol

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Romance › Re: Share Your Experience Having Sex In The Presence Of Someone by laivwire(m): 9:52pm On May 02, 2022

Happened quite a while back. This fiiine babe came visiting with her friend in my single room apartment. We three slept in the same room through the nights. Of course, after having some drinks and loud music, we lulled off and started doing stupid stuff. Before long myself and the girl in question got down kissing and all and started the main thing slamming on and on. Other girl was laughing like y'all take it easy na.

It got crazy at some point though as I sh*fted the other girls p**ties and starting using my f**ger while busy with the first. As soon as the first girl tapped out, I jumped ship and started on the other. I sh*t you not, they weren't hoes, just friends but I guess the drinks did a number on us that night.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Female Suicide Bomber Blows Herself Up On A Van, Killing 4 People In Pakistan by laivwire(m): 5:50pm On May 01, 2022

Hollywood directors are crazy. A man standing right beside a bomb will be pushed or thrown away on detonation only to stand up, cough and dust off his body. grin

Now, this is what a real explosion looks like. Victims won't even know what hit them. Their bodies are rent asunder immediately and their spirits set free.

Only victims of unsuccessful detonations libe in pain and agony thereafter.

All in all, this is still bad news

Family › Re: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by laivwire(m): 11:43am On Apr 30, 2022

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Let them bring it on.
I said I won't, I can't marry a corpse

Did you ever love this woman at all?

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Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 7 by laivwire(m): 7:54am On Apr 29, 2022

Tycoon027:
It takes 24hrs for them to correct any error on your Application and 48hrs to confirm it. It doesn’t take that long, Most people don’t just have the proper guidance to get through with the process

Good morning Tycoon and to everyone, I'd like to ask a question on the Form A processing, my application is on ADB_DISBURSEMENT_REVIEWER.
At what stage do I print out the Form A and take it to the bank? Do I have to wait till it gets to the ADB_DISBURSEMENT_SUPERVISOR or the COMPLETE stage?

Thanks

Phones › Re: What To Expect From The Next Era Of Twitter By Charles Awuzie by laivwire(m): 7:23am On Apr 26, 2022

Why will Twitter become open source when it goes private? Even Tesla still holds on to their right of repair despite several protests.

Verification is not for aesthetics, it's for authenticity. So you imagine Twitter will sell their integrity for cents on the dollar?

Donald Trump can return but the impact of infor is too great to allow any individual run free causing havoc. The site will still be monitored but now free of political bias.

Dumb assumptions through and through

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Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Vs Dillian Whyte: Heavyweight Boxing Fight. 23 April 2022 Wembley by laivwire(m): 7:11am On Apr 23, 2022

Eriokanmi:
You can't compare the overrated wilder with whyte. Have you watched any of his fights b4?

And so? Fury has more reach and weight advantage. If Whyte had lost weight like so ,there could be hopes of him bobbing and weaving giving Tyson a tough time but Tyson feints even more than he does.

On standard stakes, Tyson won't be fighting Whyte except for the mandatory challenge Whyte fought for several months.

What I expect is Whyte going the distance but I don't see him coming out in top.

Car Talk › Re: Lagos To Zaria Road Trip (with Pics) by laivwire(m): 1:22pm On Apr 20, 2022

This trip was back then. Now, that road is not only bad, it's a death trap riddled with bandits, robbers and kidnappers.

The Makera - Tegina will leave you with a leaking transmission, busted shocks and other eventualities. worse more, road can be so lonely and deserted now so no help if you get stranded.

Worked and lived in Kaduna back in 2016 and I frequented Kamuku resort in Birnin Gwari for their fresh local chicken stew, hut accomodations and awesome weather. Good old days.

On this sort of journey now, I'd leave Lagos either by 9pm to arrive 5am, 5am to arrive 3pm or simply take a flight.

Life is precious

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Foreign Affairs › Re: How Ageing Russian Warship Moskva Was Blown Up By Ukrainian ‘neptune’ Missiles by laivwire(m): 9:55am On Apr 16, 2022

Stalin will be turning in his grave

Autos › Re: Used 2012 Bentley Continental GT by laivwire(m): 9:21am On Apr 15, 2022

Benki003:
Who wan buy this thing for nairaland

Bruh if u wan sell quick go twitter

What do you mean when we have adverts for velars that cost twice as much. There are regular posters here with cars worth much more. There's no need showboating, that's what it is.

Romance › Re: Some People Make Me Feel I'm Not Human. Why??? by laivwire(m): 9:36am On Apr 12, 2022

Candidlady:
Quite unfortunate your family and friends lifestyle turned out that way

We have people that are straight that their lives don't make any sense to em

Run a stat on gays you'd know how most of em turned out successful in life!

Your family and friends were among the 2% unsuccessful ones

This is just like claiming left handed people are intelligent. It's a no brainer. Success is not dependent on sexual orientation. All I'm saying is if he's playing the victim card of being effeminate and using that basis for his lack of peace of mind and progress due to discrimination, he is on a long thing.

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Romance › Re: Some People Make Me Feel I'm Not Human. Why??? by laivwire(m): 7:32am On Apr 12, 2022

Hesssi:
Anytime I walk, talk, eat, laugh, play or anything I do... people laugh at me and discriminate me. I don't have friends except the few ones who understands me.

One would barely know if I'm a guy. I haven't pierced my ears yet.

But intrinsically you know you're male, there's no denying that. Free will has afforded we humans the opportunity to take things into our own hands under the tag of liberalism but it's clear we can't manage the situation, not for much longer.

I believe you're a Nigerian living in Nigeria, think about your situation in a realistic fashion not an idealistic one and take necessary steps before time runs out on you. There are more important things to think and plan about your life.

I've had family and friends who towed this lifestyle and are now wondering how the years passed them by with nothing to show.

Celebrities › Re: Jodie Celebrates Her Son, Chinua On His 6th Birthday (Photos) by laivwire(m): 10:39am On Apr 11, 2022

This is a HUGE lifetime responsibility. May God grant her strength.

Happy birthday Boy.

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Politics › Re: Matawalle Buys Cadillac, Expensive Cars For Zamfara Monarchs (photos) by laivwire(m): 8:03pm On Apr 07, 2022

sematec:
A lot of questions need to be asked.
Where did the money to purchase such expensive cars comes from at this when FG is even looking for where to borrow money

Exactly! Money the populace hustle to make and pay as tax is what these useless politicians are squandering for selfish gains. What a shame!!

Autos › Re: 2013 Chevrolet Suburban Foreign Used by laivwire(m): 9:42pm On Apr 05, 2022

Beautiful gas guzzler

Phones › Re: Elon Musk joins Twitter's Board of Directors by laivwire(m): 7:14pm On Apr 05, 2022

flexyrule:
I see him buying the platform over.

Donald Trump Na real money miss road.

He's the largest shareholder already wink

Crime › Re: Robbers Raped My Younger Sisters. by laivwire(m): 5:31pm On Apr 05, 2022

magmaxmagma:
3 weeks ago, My two sisters in Uni (One is already planning on getting married) came to visit due to the strike,
Armed men 4 in total broke into our house around 1 am, I woke up after hearing a heavy bang, they are already in the parlour, at gunpoint they asked me to bring all my laptops, money and valuables, the robbers forced me and my sisters (unfortunately in night clothes) to the master room, they tore their dresses, in turns they forcefully raped them, i begged and cried for them to stop but one of them smashed my head with the gun and told me if i move he would shoot me in the head.

I haven't been able to sleep and my sisters are so traumatized, I couldn't do anything to help but watch them cry while these monsters raped them. i am so depressed and unhappy, how can i move on from this sad event.

Sorry to hear about this. Please take them to the hospital for checkup, contraceptives, Post exposure prophylaxis, physical examinations and counselling.

Ensure you report at the nearest police station and make a statement. Do you have any security outfit in your neighborhood, report there as well so investigations can be made if possible.

Don't make the mistake of telling anyone other than those necessary about the rape incident. Evacuate your sisters from the area but ensure they stay together wherever they go so they can depend on each other as they heal. Depend on your God to comfort you in these times.

If you have additional funds and if the gadgets have so much worth, you can try tracking them, otherwise let it go.

Time heals all wounds. It will soon be shut away in the past.

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Politics › Re: Breaking ! Simon Ekpa Torn His Nigeria Passport , Become A Finnish -pic by laivwire(m): 4:39pm On Apr 03, 2022

Cut off one head, two more shall take it's place.
Heil hydra!

Travel › Re: Nigerians In Oslo, Norway by laivwire(m): 8:54pm On Mar 30, 2022

thormywa:
When did you get the admission bro. I applied and i am yet to get feedback from them

Got my admission letter 2 weeks ago. Still trying to decide between Norway and Germany though.
I think you should contact the coordinator of the international programs for more information.

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