₦airaland Forum

Ujujoan: Is life itself a bed of roses? Why dont you comit suicide

OYINBOGOJU: I am campagning to oust PDP from Nigerian, that is the only way things could get improved.

NO matter what you do to improve this country, PDP will definitely run you down because improvement /development is not in their policies.

KazeKage1: But then, Kishi is the king of ultimate trolling and has shown before he can pull rabbits outta his azz.

fellis: ^ I don't think Naruto will die.
I think Naruto and Sasuke would team up to defeat Madara.

I might be wrong though.

Mad Cow: [b]First and foremost:

1. Location, location, Location.. Easy to find and comfortable.. I have seen weddings end early because people started leaving because it was too hot, or the rains came (Outdoor) or a strong wind pulled down the Marquee..

2. Food & Drnks.: There is no such thing as too much food & Drinks at a wedding.. No protocols to the feeding as well.. F`uck 'Item 7', let your guest alway have something to snack & Drink on from start to finish.. If you estimate 10 guests, buy drinks for 30.

3. Music: OMG!!! I always advice a Live band and a D.J.. Bad music = Bad Wedding

4. Services: Please hire adequate waiters.. 1 waiter to 10 guests maximum. They should be well mannered and effiecient.. No favouritism.. Everyone gets the same things..

5. Alco-F`ucking-hol: I cant stress this enough.. Alcohol loosens up your guests and gets you an amazing party.. Create a seperate area for your church people, but make sure people have what they want to drink..

6. Power: ALWAYS HAVE ATLEAST 1 back-up Generator.. If you can, 2 back-up Generators..

7. GET AN EVENT MANAGER/PLANNER.... NEVER EVER TRY TO PLAN YOUR WEDDING YOURSELF>>[/b]

WackyJ1: when is his birthday sef?

Parnassuss: Small question, 'If Madara has the Rinnegan does that mean he can use the Chibaku tensei? Can he use any of the "back-to-sender-no-jutsu?' if he can...smh, its been nice knowing Naruto.

engineerd: very well said!!!! unfortunately, Nigerians are animals!!!

seyibrown: Don't mind them, jare! They can't read well. Islam doesn't promise 12 virgins; it promises 72! Wish the couple a happy, long and fruitful union!

Twisting: @FERAZ trust me Orochi would be Madara v2 best match!
Sas z still gonna fyt Naru for sure,they are developing at almost the same rate

Feraz: You go fear born to rule mentality.... ...very plausible I tell ya and you'd see konoha ruling the whole ninja world...but that fight b/w him and naruto must mene o if kishi doesn't want nsogbu with me!!!

packman: [size=30pt]THE STUDENT OF UNIPORT ARE THE WEAKEST SET OF STUDENT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

GOSH THIS KIND OF TIN CAN NEVER HAPPEN IN THE CITY OF EKPOMA ND THE GREAT CITY OF BENIN MY GOD SUCH AUDACITY BY SOME VILLAGE RARTARDS CALLED VIGILANTE

MY GOD IF NA EKPOMA OR LASU OR UNIBEN THE WHOLE ALUU COMMUNITY SHOULD HAVE BEING BURNT DOWN FROM SUCKLING CHILDREN TO THE OLDEST PERSON SHOULD HAVE ALL BEING DEAD BY NOW

THE PARENTS OF THE BOYS SHOULD NOT JUST SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR FUCKING JUSTICE THEY SHOULD GO AND FIGHT FOR JUSTICE
JUST LIKE CYNTHIA'S FATHER DID

IF NOT AFTER TWO WEEKS THIS MATTER WOULD JUST DIE DOWN.......

THIS GOES TO THE STUDENT UNION OF UNIPORT

U RE SETS OF WEAK MEN AND LAZY RATARED AFRAID OF DEATH YOUR MATE YOUR FRIEND IS DEAD AND YOU SIT AROUND AND DO SOME LAZY PROTEST WAITING FOR JUSTICE I PITY YOU ALL COS YOU ARE NOT FIT TO B PART OF STUDENT UNION [/size]

SIR BANYE: New masquerade was the bomb, the opening song was sensational. I would never forget Clarus, giringori, zebudaya, natty and the rest. Shows like that was what made growing up in the 80s and 90s golden. Not forgetting sunday rendavous with limca and goldspot, then nigerians had sometin to dance about every sunday afternoon after church. Damn I miss those good old days.