Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by Lanretoye(m): 3:36pm On May 19, 2015 |
cyprus000: [size=13pt] You be man wey sabi
Omo barman say,orijin dun finish. Na this kind shekpee! Remain. Hope say you dey high this one?
No forget to cast your vote,bfor bathry for CARDReader go finish around 6:00PM
When collation go start.[/size] this your ogogoro go high me oo,make i cast my vote first... OPS!!!, i forgot my PVC. Rush home to pick it... |
Romance › Re: How My Mumsy Got Me Drunk And Brought Out The Other Side In Me by Lanretoye(m): 3:29pm On May 19, 2015 |
cne010: That's the first stage of highness you can still think like give your friends your phone and car key before the main highness set in. You must be a professional ogogoro drinker like me before you can tell this. |
Romance › Re: Check Out My New Latino Girlfriend by Lanretoye(m): 3:17pm On May 19, 2015 |
diddydiva: congrats dude.
a minus from broke ass nigga claiming posh calls for celebration  word! |
Romance › Re: I Met My Wife A Virgin – Gov Oshiomhole by Lanretoye(m): 3:10pm On May 19, 2015 |
lousiness of the highest order,comrade oshi' pls you will still have to tell us how many rounds you had with your ex-virgin on your wedding night. |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by Lanretoye(m): 3:01pm On May 19, 2015 |
cyprus000: [size=13pt]
 
Brda don't worry,that one na after election
If you dey ABJ,you fit roll up with me,make we enter Ddome..
But first. Vote this girl sandrahnaub. Make sure you tag jaga lyk this Cc:NLjega
[/size] Okay i don do accreditation,i go come back come vote. In the mean time, barman!, pls gimme one bottle of origin. |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by Lanretoye(m): 2:41pm On May 19, 2015 |
No stomach infrastructure for this election? |
Crime › Re: [graphic Photos]: Airforce Men Beat FAAN Staff To Coma At Lagos Airport by Lanretoye(m): 11:35am On May 19, 2015 |
even with the pankere wey my mama dey take beat me when i dey young i still dey pick race,you come wait sotay dem brutalise you like this...besides what were other airport staff doing while the shiii was going on? |
Health › Re: Obama Honours Adepeju Jaiyeoba (A Nigerian) For Mothers' Delivery Kit by Lanretoye(m): 10:45am On May 19, 2015 |
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Health › Re: Obama Honours Adepeju Jaiyeoba (A Nigerian) For Mothers' Delivery Kit by Lanretoye(m): 10:27pm On May 18, 2015 |
zaragal: Bt he didn't reply? , I ll love u instead  |
Health › Re: Obama Honours Adepeju Jaiyeoba (A Nigerian) For Mothers' Delivery Kit by Lanretoye(m): 10:22pm On May 18, 2015 |
zaragal: Bt he didn't reply? , I ll love u instead  |
Health › Re: Obama Honours Adepeju Jaiyeoba (A Nigerian) For Mothers' Delivery Kit by Lanretoye(m): 7:48pm On May 18, 2015 |
buzquet: First time I will c a Nigerian on a positive side in overaea do you mean your eyes have not opened since you were born? |
Health › Re: Obama Honours Adepeju Jaiyeoba (A Nigerian) For Mothers' Delivery Kit by Lanretoye(m): 7:44pm On May 18, 2015 |
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Health › Re: Obama Honours Adepeju Jaiyeoba (A Nigerian) For Mothers' Delivery Kit by Lanretoye(m): 7:42pm On May 18, 2015 |
mainman7: Nice one. Yorubas setting the pace for other Africans since 6500BC. Some senseless chest-beating flat-heads Nyamiri dunces who deceitfully claim to be the wisest and most enterprising yet can't boast of Great industrialists and Mega-Billionaires like Femi Otedola, Mike Adenuga, Mrs Alakija (The current richest Black Woman in the world) and many more Yorubas. Even the North has the likes of Dangote etc... Next time you senseless nyamiri mofos see a Yoruba, duff your hats and bow! Else... u know where u will end up! this man na wu offend you reach like this?, you bitter oo...  mainman7: Nice one. Yorubas setting the pace for other Africans since 6500BC. Some senseless chest-beating flat-heads Nyamiri dunces who deceitfully claim to be the wisest and most enterprising yet can't boast of Great industrialists and Mega-Billionaires like Femi Otedola, Mike Adenuga, Mrs Alakija (The current richest Black Woman in the world) and many more Yorubas. Even the North has the likes of Dangote etc... Next time you senseless nyamiri mofos see a Yoruba, duff your hats and bow! Else... u know where u will end up! this man na wu offend you reach like this?, you bitter oo... |
Politics › Re: 'I Never Thought I'd Become First Lady In My Life' - Patience Jonathan by Lanretoye(m): 3:04pm On May 18, 2015 |
We know,thats why you and ur husband never had any good agenda for this country. |
Politics › Re: President Of World Bank, Jim Yong Kim, Commends D'banj by Lanretoye(m): 2:50pm On May 18, 2015 |
I need to take 8btls of very chilled ORIGIN before i belive this. |
Politics › Re: Uju Hassan-Baba Appointed As Acting Executive-Secretary Of NIPC By Jonathan by Lanretoye(m): 2:36pm On May 18, 2015*. Modified: 9:38pm On May 18, 2015 |
BAGCO SUPER SACK |
Pets › Re: How Can I Get This Breed Of Dog (pics) by Lanretoye(m): 3:16pm On May 15, 2015 |
tafolayan90: You are not ready you are just posting for fun I told you I have one and you said you were going to call since then I nev heard from you How much is yours |
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Romance › Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Lanretoye(m): 12:17pm On May 15, 2015 |
marshalcarter:

#singin..how would you lyk to smoke sum weed# I have some marijuana in my house that i would like to smoke with you...  |
Romance › Re: IS It Wrong To Sleep With 99% Of The Girls In Your Department In School? by Lanretoye(m): 12:07pm On May 15, 2015 |
OP you are a bloody lier, so you mean if 50 girls are in your department you have slept with 49 of them and you are already romancing the last girl...which babalawo prepare your jazz and which school you go?  |
Politics › Re: If APC Did Not Win, I Knew I Was Going To Be In Trouble- Gov Amaechi by Lanretoye(m): 11:38am On May 15, 2015 |
modestbrowser: For your mind. Why not wait to see if the game changers will perform well before giving them honours others haven't approved? I will advise you travel out of the country so you won't be part of the change cos it is sacrosanct. |
Crime › Re: 35-year-old Man Arrested For Touching Women’s Boobs And Buttocks At Lagos Hotel by Lanretoye(m): 11:31am On May 15, 2015 |
OP said New Life Hotel and not New Life Church. Abi Make guys nor touch Olosho bosoms and buttocks again? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Unemployment Down To 6.4%... NBS. Same With Denmark....up GEJ by Lanretoye(m): 10:39am On May 15, 2015*. Modified: 2:55pm On May 15, 2015 |
Nairaland Economics Class. (ECO 101)
Op: Nigeria's unemployment rate is down to 6.4% which is equivalent to that of Denmark. which figure of speech is that?...
Nairalanders: IRONY !!!
OP: Clap for yourselves, you are right. |
Romance › Re: For Males, Can You Marry A Woman That Can't Cook? by Lanretoye(m): 8:56am On May 15, 2015 |
you better start to dey learn if you no sabi... |
Politics › Re: You Have No Excuse For Failure, Lamido, Aliyu Tell Buhari by Lanretoye(m): 8:36am On May 15, 2015 |
failures looking for cohort...they still failed even when they had all machinery at their disposal and now they want to put another person to suicidal commitment. shior!!! |
Celebrities › Re: 9ice And Funke Akindele Dancing At Tunde & Wunmi Obe’s Party [Photos] by Lanretoye(m): 3:33pm On May 14, 2015 |
Yustash001: Why 9ice come do like imbe.cile in the last pics..... shoki is an imbecilic dance.  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Massive Recruitment At Federal Polytechnic Ondo State by Lanretoye(m): 12:55pm On May 14, 2015 |
OP thanks for the info, ayaff applied. |
Family › Re: Hello Nairalanders!! Meet My Mom And I by Lanretoye(m): 3:45pm On May 13, 2015 |
ahsekeena: U won't understand.
Its not just possible.
I'm just gonna make sure I have a very beautiful relationship with my kids. Its all I can do. Thats where maturity comes in,things may not be smooth in days past but there is still room for amendments and possibilities...if she is still alive,then its not late. whatever it is,your mum will always be your mum and she deserves all the ballyhoo. |
Crime › Re: Four Bag 24 Years Imprisonment For Stealing Petrol by Lanretoye(m): 11:27am On May 13, 2015 |
Elslim: and the peron dat stole 25billion naira was giving a 3million naira fine.... NSIJA That is inequality before the law. |
Politics › Re: If You Are Given The Choice To Offer One Of Your Children As A Sacrifice by Lanretoye(m): 10:26am On May 13, 2015 |
May i never get that choice IJN...you sacrifice one child finish they wont tell you that small time you would have to sacrifice another one. |
Family › Re: Hello Nairalanders!! Meet My Mom And I by Lanretoye(m): 10:11am On May 13, 2015 |
ahsekeena: True...but its just too late. U can't teach an old dog a new trick. Ko possible ni what!!!,Bleep ur not a dog...you can learn it. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-un EXECUTES His Defence Minister By Anti-aircraft Fire - For Dozing Off by Lanretoye(m): 10:09am On May 13, 2015 |
death penalty for sleeping?...olorun ma je ki a ti oju orun de oju iku ooo. |