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Properties › Re: Houses Built On Drainage Channel In Lekki (Video) by lapintoz: 1:51am On Oct 19, 2023
Professional scammers 😁


Zephania:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith
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G.TBank
My name is Angela. Almighty God bless you and your family
Politics › Re: PH Refinery: Community Disputes, Spare Parts Mismatch Threaten Dec Target by lapintoz: 5:37pm On Oct 18, 2023
Story story story.....enemies of progress.

Your time will soon be up.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Vows To Grow Nigeria’s GDP To $1 Trillion In Eight Years by lapintoz: 11:44am On Oct 18, 2023
GBAM !

Some people will start wailing ceaselessly.

We are in a hurry.....to turn the fortunes of the country around for good.
Politics › Re: Imo Guber: We Will Resist Rigging Plot, APC Has No Chance – PDP by lapintoz: 11:42am On Oct 18, 2023
How many Imo State House of Assembly members does FeeDeeFee have that they stand no chance....omugo
Politics › Re: PDP Crisis: G-5 Governors Regroup In Abuja, Hold Talks With Tinubu by lapintoz: 11:40am On Oct 18, 2023
The weapons fashioned against your Yes Daddy candidate and his Atifku brother.......

😄😄😄
Taylor92:
Looters union



Gathering of evil men



Dollar is now N1080



All thanks to Tinubu the technocrat
Politics › Re: I Have Repaid Tinubu His £500 – Dele Momodu Tells APC by lapintoz: 11:21am On Oct 18, 2023
Just like your grandfather Nzeribe did during June 12 election.

Dot in a circle cowards....according to Buhari

Chinjo2:
Agbadorians are used to selling their conscience for a pot of porridge so they expect you to do same.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Ahmed Aminu As PTDF Executive Secretary by lapintoz: 10:41pm On Oct 17, 2023
No, that is two sided. North and SW. 😁😁😁

Treasure17:
It's either Aminu or Kayode. One sided government.
Politics › Re: How 50 Hardened Criminals Were Converted To Police Constables In Kano by lapintoz: 10:29pm On Oct 17, 2023
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Musa Aliyu As ICPC Chairman by lapintoz: 7:48pm On Oct 17, 2023
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM......


Crystalfair:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith
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G.TBank
My name is Angela. Almighty God bless you and your family
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Won The 2023 Election, Tinubu came a distant third - Babachir Lawal by lapintoz: 6:52pm On Oct 17, 2023
We know you supported Atiku, after the Lawan project failed. Do we expect anything sane from your mouth....the N500 million grasscutter SGF who should be cooling off in kirikiri.....


chokekachy:
https://independent.ng/obi-not-tinubu-won-2023-presidential-election-says-ex-sgf-babachir-lawal/?utm_source=&utm_medium=
Politics › Re: FEC Meetings To Hold Every Monday by lapintoz: 5:13pm On Oct 16, 2023
In your dreams 😁😁😁

Curious345:
Hmmmm.

Why do I feel or rather why do I have this feeling that buhari will be way way better than bulaba?
Politics › Re: Appointing EFCC, ICPC Chairmen From Same Geopolitical Zone Unlawful– Falana by lapintoz: 3:24pm On Oct 16, 2023
Small yansh dey shake.....

You never seen anything yet....una go wail tire.


[quote author=Macdeey post=126435684]Tinubu is far worst than Bubu grin grin grin[/quote
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe Takes Selfie With Peter Obi At An Event (Photos) by lapintoz: 11:08am On Oct 16, 2023
ipig propagandist....who is your oga? The one looking for his missing manhood.....
😄😄😄😄


Gossiphub:
Good morning to my Agbado people. I hope your Oga, Joe Igbokwe hustling for pictures with Peter Obi didn’t let you guys down?
Crime › Re: 67-Year-Old Nigerian Arrested With Drugs by lapintoz: 9:16am On Oct 14, 2023
Hmmmmm........the drug baron developers

Once you read the news headline....you know the names that will follow....obioma the developers 😄😄😄
Crime › Re: Suspected Herdsmen Hijack Benue Links Bus, Kill Passenger by lapintoz: 7:33am On Oct 14, 2023
Ipig propagandist, continue.

You go wail tire!

Ozommadu:
Tinubu and shettima


The worst calamity to ever befall this country...tueh
Politics › Re: Heineken Lokpobiri: Nigeria's Oil Production Now 1.7 Million Barrels Daily by lapintoz: 7:28am On Oct 14, 2023
All the kingpin oil thieves and their godfather rats now know that there is a new Sheriff in town that takes no prisoners. Their father!

All the children of hate will have no choice but to start eating their words.

PBAT no get rival.

Will soon retire the Alhaji with 31 children hoping to put the final nail in the coffin of the country's fortune.

Gbo gbo yin oni ku re.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Bayo Onanuga As SA On Information And Strategy by lapintoz: 12:08am On Oct 14, 2023
Your wailing just started. You go wail tire....till 2031.

O ma se o

Taylor94:
Association of certificate forgers


Barren region who only went to power because of Niger Delta oil


Bloody parasites


Principal to Ibadan rice looters and Sagamu plantain bandits
Politics › Re: Tinubu Pulls FCT Out Of TSA by lapintoz: 3:36pm On Oct 13, 2023
How about tye gentleman still looking for the missing manhood. Has he given up already.

Don't worry, BAT is working, Nigerians are happy. Haters can hug transformers for comfort.
😆😆😆
Taylor94:
Tinubu should rather pull forgery and Oluwole certificate out of his life


Meanwhile where has our microphone licking chief tinubu been after October 1st



I dey miss am


Tinubu on your manhood (abi na mandate how una dey take am) I stand gidigba


grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Alex Otti Flags Off Port Harcourt-Aba Road Reconstruction (Photos) by lapintoz: 9:33am On Oct 13, 2023
Allex should after completing his 2 terms contest for the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. This are the kind of people we want to lead us. Not the Yes Daddy......😁😁😁
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Shares "Biafra Liberation Army" Video by lapintoz: 5:13pm On Oct 12, 2023
See better army! Another 1967 loading....Nigerian Army is shaking with fear already 😄😄😄😄
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s NYSC Certificate Submitted To INEC Has Adekunle — Atiku’s Lawyer, Kalu by lapintoz: 5:18pm On Oct 06, 2023
Ipig empty skull that can still read ☝️
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s NYSC Certificate Submitted To INEC Has Adekunle — Atiku’s Lawyer, Kalu by lapintoz: 5:17pm On Oct 06, 2023
*Open Letter To The Peoples Democratic Party*

It has been said that a person's worst enemy is the individual who feeds their weaknesses and vulnerabilities. The 2023 election is over. Peter Obi defeated us, not Bola Tinubu. By contesting in an election he knew he could not win, Peter Obi stole away votes that would naturally have come to the Peoples Democratic Party (the Southeast has always voted PDP since 1999. Only 2023 was an exception). That is why we lost.

As a true friend of the Peoples Democratic Party, I told Peter Obi this before the election. I also said the same thing to Waziri Atiku Abubakar. I said if we did not find a way to convince Peter Obi not to run, then we would have to take him on head-on because there was not enough space for both him and Waziri Atiku on the plinth of victory. But that is now history.

The fact of the matter is that the current trajectory of our party is very and eerily similar to the election denial that prevailed in the Republican Party after the 2020 election.

Pinning all our hopes on a smoking gun from Chicago State University that failed to manifest shows that we have reached the end of our ropes.

Let us face the truth. AriseTV and other irresponsible media got our hopes up unnecessarily. Chicago State University never denied Bola Tinubu. That was a big fat lie from Rufai Oseni, @ruffydfire a corrupt journalist sponsored by Peter Obi, a rival of Mr. Tinubu.

A meticulous reading of Mr. Westberg's deposition shows that he affirmed Mr. Tinubu three times as a bonafide graduate they once issued with a diploma certificate.

Under normal circumstances, it would be apparent to us that there is no case here. Chicago State University, through its registrar, Mr. Caleb Westberg, has testified under oath that Bola Tinubu, the male now President of Nigeria, was admitted, attended and graduated from their institution.

They never denied his credentials. What they said, both in their affidavit and the deposition that followed is that they could not attest to the diploma tendered by Bola Tinubu to the Independent National Electoral Commission, not because Bola Tinubu did not graduate from their university, but because a third party vendor issued it, and certificates are more of "a Nigerian thing".

In case members of my party do not know, in November of 2022, this same Mr. Mike Enahoro-Ebah attempted to disqualify Mr. Tinubu on exactly these same grounds, and an FCT Magistrate Court struck out his case without being assigned. And we think the Supreme Court will give credence to what a Magistrate Court dismissed?

What do we now want to prove at the Supreme Court, even in the unlikely event we are allowed to present new evidence? That Bola Tinubu forged a diploma for a degree that he legitimately earned? If not for desperation, why would the great PDP that produced Presidents Obasanjo, Yar'adua and Jonathan even consider clutching at such weak straws? It is like saying a man forged a cheque for an account in his name!

Bola Tinubu's political foes have clutched at this straw before in 1999 and 2003 and failed. And that is what we now want to hold onto in 2023? Twenty years after it failed?

The people behind this desperation are almost all agents of Peter Obi. They don't love Waziri Atiku Abubakar or the PDP. It is a strategy of using Waziri to fight Asiwaju, hoping they cancel each other and that a rerun election is ordered, which Peter Obi will win. They fail to consider that as of today, that is yes daddily impossible.

Waziri Atiku Abubakar would have been a better President than Bola Tinubu. But we were outsmarted by Bola Tinubu. Our redemption will not come from Chicago. It will come from facing reality and ensuring we do not have a divided house in 2027.

I have been more loyal to the PDP than those now trying to make something out of nothing. And if I cannot tell my party the truth, then to borrow the words of Apostle Paul in 1 Corinthians 15:19, I am of all men most miserable!

Reno Omokri
Politics › Re: Certificate Supplied To INEC By Tinubu Was Certified By CSU - Registrar by lapintoz: 11:37am On Oct 06, 2023
Mmesomma scored 240+ and jacked it up like your people do in alaba to 364. Super story.

Tunubu increased his certificate from 1st class to Zero Class. Abi he did not attend CSU at all.

Same Zombies that said 25% of FCT Abuja wins the Presidential elections.

Your mumu too much. Empty skull.

KanwuliaExtra:
This your ILLITERATE DRUG BARON is a sacred cow abi?
Like you sentenced all politicians that forged their certificates all over LIEGERIA.
Is that what the constitution states?
Then go and sentence Mmesomma first! grin
You did not sentence Mmesomma when you dragged her all the way to the senate abi?

Agbado sense kee you dia! cheesy
Politics › Re: The Outcome Of Atiku's Appeal At The Supreme Court Is Predictable - Jafar Jafar by lapintoz: 7:42am On Oct 06, 2023
See mumu ipig flat..he*d.

Wetin Musa never see for una hand. 25% Abuja votes wins Presidential election.

Make una add CTC of court ruling for forgery and send to the Supreme Court.

CSU affirmed he did not forge his certificate. But because una skull dey empty, you load up on trash. Na your problem be that.

Una go wail tire, children born with hate.

Zupay:
Agbadorians are fighting the wind, they already feel depleted and their usual go-to tactics is failing them massively, they are crying for Tinubu to bring in FFK, same FFK Obidients would run over with his receipts where he himself severally accused Tinubu of being a drug dealer and of questionable character.....they think FFK's grammar can save them but men don mount.
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar World Press Conference (Live Update) by lapintoz: 7:33am On Oct 06, 2023
As e dey pain you, e dey sweet us....

Not only perjury, you should add a CTC of the court ruling of forgery and forward same to supreme Court. Oponu.

Una go wail tire, children born with hate 😃😃😃

Programmer47:
Clown. Whose case is in court?
Who submitted a forged certificate?
Who lied that he graduated from a school 4 years before the school was actually open?
Who forfeited $460,000 for being a heroin Bagman?
Who stole Donald Duke's childhood picture?
Who created fake bishops to validate his tribal ticket?
Who encouraged grab it , snatch it and run away it?
Who has a file with FBI?

The difference between Obidients and the Apc headless mob is accountability.
Obidients will be the first to call for Peter Obi's head if he misbehaves.
You on the other hand are a paid lackey. You cannot think for yourself.
If tomorrow, Fbi released the documents that Tinubu was indeed part of a drug cartel, you'd still come here and make silly excuses. Hopeless clowns.

The worst part is when these fools try to insult one's intelligence lying uncontrollably.
The whatsapp update was 3rd party vendor and like clockwork all the minions started running mad all over the social media.
They forgot to add that CSU clearly stated that the Original certificate is with them.
Drug lord can't collect the original because it is not his own.
Instead he maliciously forged a certificate and submitted to Inec.
Regardless of political affiliation, this is forgery and perjury and is not just an impeachable offence but also a criminal one.
But blind hatred and bigotry cannot allow the headless APC mob to think.
A reasonable person would want to truly know if he supports evil or not but here you are playing the moral high ground.

Ogbeni , you and your drug lord is done. Wicked soups from the pit of hell
Politics › Re: Obi's Credentials Have Always Been In The Open - LP by lapintoz: 7:31am On Oct 06, 2023
Why won't you spit on mediocrity.

1st class vs 3rd class.

Una go wail tire

cyberdurable:
Obi's credentials is out there in the public, unlike this Thief and Career crimi.nal called Tilumbu... everything about him is shrouded in secrecy... Mr forgery.. I spit on anyone that supports this rogu.e and curse their offsprings to be a Crimi.nal and bastar.d like tinubu
Politics › Re: Certificate Supplied To INEC By Tinubu Was Certified By CSU - Registrar by lapintoz: 7:27am On Oct 06, 2023
True. Na Atiku go Chicago and came back empty handed. But na ipig flat...he*d dey foam for mouth wotowoto like Zombies.

No be the same IDIOTs told us 25% in FCT Abuja wins the Presidential election. Including the so called Senior Advocate scammers of Nigeria

Wetin Musa no go see for gate from this ipig propagandist 😄😄🫠
SpecialAdviser:
Are you not an slowpoke? Atiku took case to court and easterners are you problems. Two words JEALOUSY and COWARDICE
Politics › Re: Certificate Supplied To INEC By Tinubu Was Certified By CSU - Registrar by lapintoz: 7:20am On Oct 06, 2023
Tell your ipig flat..heads to go and collect the CTC of the court ruling that sentenced the president for forgery Empty skull.

KanwuliaExtra:
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

AFFIDAVITS after DEPOSITIONS!

Agbados will not kill a somebody oooooo
Politics › Re: I’ll Drop Fight Against Tinubu If Supreme Court Rules In His Favour – Atiku by lapintoz: 10:19pm On Oct 05, 2023
Ok. You can wait for Supreme idiocy 😄

DMerciful:
You know the truth, Tinubu cannot do anything because his legitimacy issue will be his albatross if the Supreme Fraud does not remove him.

We're not really waiting for the Supreme Fraud
Politics › Re: I’ll Drop Fight Against Tinubu If Supreme Court Rules In His Favour – Atiku by lapintoz: 10:15pm On Oct 05, 2023
I understand, he made the 1st class as a she. Now president as a he......😄😄😄😄

Obi made his 3rd class as a he. And lost by carrying 3rd as a he.....far better outcome.

Mumu


ojonugba2014:
Proudly Third class is better than shady first class.
Last time I checked, it's better to blame of what you are,than to be appreciated of what you are not . Nd remember, honestly is the best policy. Peace.
Politics › Re: I’ll Drop Fight Against Tinubu If Supreme Court Rules In His Favour – Atiku by lapintoz: 10:12pm On Oct 05, 2023
I hope they won't leave out KGB, FSB, MI6, MOSSAD.

All of them get file o. No be only FBI 😄😄😄😄

Oponu people

LegendHero:
lol after FBI, next will be CIA file.

Make una dey look for file make we dey do government.

Everybody get their own responsibility. I will also like to see the FBI files, I even heard Tinubu get file for Mars too, make una reveal that too.

So far una craze end online, we are fine.
Politics › Re: I’ll Drop Fight Against Tinubu If Supreme Court Rules In His Favour – Atiku by lapintoz: 10:08pm On Oct 05, 2023
Atiku on Muslim Muslim ticket

Culled from Twitter.

Don’t twist History @atiku: In 1993, Atiku as usual contested our party then, SDP Presidential Primary in Jos.

2: First Ballot, Atiku scored 2,066 votes. kinigbe scored 3,225 while the big elephant then scored 3617.

3: A second ballot was the next thing as the vote between Kinigbe and MKO was less than 400.

4: So MKO got into a deal with Atiku to support him.

5: Each contestant were allowed to speak and when it was in turn of Atiku, he directed his supporters like 342 Gov to vote MKO in exchange of the post of Vice President.

6: In 1993, Atiku supported Muslim - Muslim ticket.

7: In his own book, he wrote it. He said, I quote “ we would support MKO’s candidacy for Presidency in return for making me ( here ATIKU) his running mate.

8: We met Abiola and we agreed to push for ABIOLA - ATIKU ticket “ end of quote.

9: So why misleading the public that you have been consistent against MUSLIM- MUSLIM.

10: You wrote this in your book. The book title is “ My Life” an autobiography.

11: He repeated the same story in his book authored by a respected man, Onukaba.

12: fact check: Atiku misled the public on Muslim - Muslim ticket.

Argue with his book.

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