₦airaland Forum

huptin:
What kinda trash is this? You stay in London and you are defending the government? Please go to Apapa and see the meaning of total chaos!

Obviously, you didn't read....yet you coming in a fighting tone.

1) I don't stay in London.

2) I mentioned it time and again that I don't like these politicians.

Be calm and read more, don't just fight.

Peace!

@OP,

I thought u wanted to say something else,but all you really nagged about is hold up....my guy, stop the beef....I do not like APC and the way tinubu is passing Down gov for his own selfish reasons, however, you had no single point of all u had to say is the traffic, that's typical with mega cities.

I live in reading which is about 1 hour drive from London, talking traffic, London is worse....you are not permitted to drive, you can spend all your salary on parking if care is not taken. So bad that some areas are tagged congestion zone and you have to pay to use that road. I almost missed an exam on Wednesday despite the fact that I used their BRT, crap... It was a 20mins drive on map, 1.5hours I was still in the Bus, so what are you talking.

Back then when I do frequent the US, I do bunk in New Jersey, each that we zoom to New York, it was he'll and chaotic, another pile of trash regarding traffic, I worked in joburg and Pretoria in 2015/2016, while Pretoria was a darling, I go dey look my office for Sandton for front like this, yet I am stuck for 20-30mins, all cause of traffic....this thing are normal in mega cities, go ask about Tokoyo, Shanghai,Mumbai, or even Nairobi.

If you wanna beef, beef with facts, I don't like any politician, they are all thieves, but Lagos has had back to back government that have defined governance in Nigeria....biko mention another state with governance like Lagos over 3 governors , not just a flash in the pan like Donald Duke.

No state in Nigeria has a better health care than Lagos, No state in Nigeria has civil servants treated better than Lagos over a long run, No state in Nigeria has better education than Lagos. No governor feel they owe their citizens like Lagos....come out with facts.

This is not saying Lagos states governors ha e been good, I don't like any of den from tinubu....but compared to other states in Nigeria, come off it.......the traffic jam you talked about is trash

PrecisionFx:
If it was wilder vs AJ, AJ would have died.

That's your opinion.... Have fun with it, cheers

lexy2014:
E don already start

I can imagine

Very sad one.

The moment he employed a sport psychologists to his team, I was worried something might be wrong.

And there we have it... My pain is the noise Wilder will make.

But that's life.

festacman:
You mean Paul buys YouTube views consistently for every song while Peter does nothing?

Very possible....not necessary buy view, but investing on YouTube optimization.

Many times my TV is on auto play for naija songs, I get Paul's songs coming up on auto, and sometimes on recommendations by YouTube, but never that of peter unless i intentionally search and play it.

I am knowledgeable in internet marketing and search engine optimization, so I know what I am talking.

I can call me bias anyways, because I camp with team Peter and not Paul.

festacman:
Peter Okoye (Mr.P) has FAR MORE followings on Twitter, Instagram and other social media than Paul Okoye (KingRudy or Rudeboy). However, every solo song Paul has released garners FAR MORE views on YouTube than than those of Peter. Why? What is the essence of Peter's large following which is also one of his strengths for securing endorsements?

Because YouTube views can be bought.

Ignyte:
The guy didnt mention an industry that made 5bn dollars last year alone. This OP ehn

which of the industry made 5B, Email marketing or chatbots.....

omoadamo2010:
Here's my number 08039504859

Is this offer still available, I tried calling you

Foul!

No mention of sales funnel.
no mention of email marketing.
no mention of chatbots.
No mention of conversion focused landing pages.

This is 2019 oooooo, na wa.... Guy make more research, this your garri no get sugar and milk, even the groundnut done spoil.

Hmmmn

Are they going to charge them for illegal possession of firearms?

Abi wetin una go say I talk.

excess4luv:
IT/Telecom engineers your attentions please.


please I am in need of a competent IT/Telecom training center in Port Harcourt or Lagos. my burning desire for networks have refused to leave me, please can you suggest best IT center for me.



cc
AjanleKoko.
marshall4
salihuali1
larion
Uzzyan
Larrynrlnd1
Kunlejazz
etc.

Unfortunately its been a while for me, TTC Mobile in Ikeja was it for me 8years ago, don't know what's obtainable now.

CCNA should be your first call, I guess you can do that almost anywhere....

Where is Azure, and why is AWS not position 1 or 2....and you are calling this 2019,

Wake up and smell the coffee....

delugajackson:
Please, is this a textbook on Automata theory or Buhari's resignation letter?

Yreeee!

Automata, the method and the madness

I sight you!

tsephanyah:
Lipstick


“Some people might try to tell you that it’s a banana. They might scream, ‘Banana, banana, banana,’ over and over and over again. They might put BANANA in all caps. You might even start to believe that this is a banana. But it’s not. This is an apple.”



PMB sak

Where did you get this from....If it's from you....permission to copy?

ehisbay:
Hope Nitel staff will be remembered too.

Rubbing palms....Yes ooooo, we hope they remember NITEL too.

JeffreyJames:
With all this noise,are you better than people who play games on their phones? Na everything be book?

The people who developed the games nko?

Abeg take a sit.

Read my post I didn't talk about book, I even talked about researching for wife.....try to use your head before you insult someone to take a sit.

ShinyJay22:
Wow,I never knew the ancestors are also on nairaland...Mind you basing your judgement on my nairaland profile puts you on a long thing.I don't need to brag about how long I've been on nairaland (Dem no dey use am collect money for bank) but I only gave an advise to someone who should be wise enough to take it.What ever your misgivings about the thread it wasn't created for you or by you,it was created for people with a collective interest (gaming).Lots of guys draw inspiration from these kind of threads.I guess you are one of those Tecno Stone age folks who have the information at their disposal but neglect using it.For your information Game developers come on such thread's to check out the interest of gamers so they can cash in on this.People like you never see the opportunity in such things you only know how to give your B.S opinion.By the way if growing up means I should be stuck up like you then I'd rather be a child

Chochochochochi......

I know your type, so I won't join words with you again...you are the first person to have tangled me with such on Nairaland, I'm always good at avoiding your type....remember you jumped on my mention first, and I will be glad if you don't do that again...

For now, bye!
See you later never!

ShinyJay22:
Sir please what are you looking for here Did you keep something in this thread?

Last time I checked, you didn't create the thread...I checked your profile and saw u registered in 2017 ....i'll just waka past...

Turns back to advice the kid....

If you don't know, my career, life, family, marriage, finance, properties and has been partially built with the the help of this site, if you think nairaland is one of those places to talk anyhow and scatter yarn, I pray you grow up sooner.

Much love
Cheers

JastSiryin:
No vex egbon, didn't mean to come off as rude. I was only trying to say that there was nothing wrong in having fun every now and then. I apologize once again

No worries, I didn't see it as rude....besides I don't feed you so I shouldn't control what you feel like doing.

However, my reason for my initial statement is that, we need to do more with ourselves.

See I am not a book person like that, I spent most of my University years as a third class, I only managed to slip into 2/2 during my final year....However, as I grow older I discovered that there is more need to be more serious....not necessarily book now

Many of us don't know the next thing we wanna do....yet we have a smart phone with internet.

Look at it this way, wizkid, olamide, davido, Sujimoto, seun osewa, dangote, otedola, Mark zuck, ....some of these guys are old, others are young but go ask them which game they play on their phone....

If not because of some things I am doing, I actually plan to uninstall Facebook from my fine and only login thru laptop or phone browse....these things are eating our time and productive years....that's why u don't find the movers and shakers on places like that, if you find them there, they are only making more money or building a brand there.

Like I said, I am not the bookworm type and I have more the over serious one.....but those who know.....know

JastSiryin:
No vex egbon, didn't mean to come off as rude. I was only trying to say that there was nothing wrong in having fun every now and then. I apologize once again

No worries, I didn't see it as rude....besides I don't feed you so I shouldn't control what you feel like doing.

However, my reason for my initial statement is that, we need to do more with ourselves.

See I am not a book person like that, I spent most of my University years as a third class, I only managed to slip into 2/2 during my final year....However, as I grow older I discovered that there is more need to be more serious....not necessarily book now

Many of us don't know the next thing we wanna do....yet we have a smart phone with internet.

Look at it this way, wizkid, olamide, davido, Sujimoto, seun osewa, dangote, otedola, Mark zuck, ....some of these guys are old, others are young but go ask them which game they play on their phone....

If not because of some things I am doing, I actually plan to uninstall Facebook from my fine and only login thru laptop or phone browse....these things are eating our time and productive years....that's why u don't find the movers and shakers on places like that, if you find them there, they are only making more money or building a brand there.

Like I said, I am not the bookworm type and I have more the over serious one.....but those who know.....know

ObservantFellow:
What a boring phone you must have for your kid to admire. Aside the games I play, I have games like Balloon Pop, Baby Phone Game e.t.c and lots of Kiddies videos for my sons to keep them occupied when they're less busy or when I need to work. Besides, what are you doing on Nairaland, commenting on this thread when it is adding nothing of value to you?
The people who develop these games, do you have any idea their age brackets? Do you see kids like one you quoted doing the simulation and testing? How would they know what to offer if they haven't tested the waters themselves?
Go to the sites of FMM; fmmvibe.com or fmmobile.net or their facebook page where you'll see the pictures of members so you'll see how many married fellows are into the game.


AN ADVICE BRO. Life doesn't change. It just expands. All you need to do is adapt. You saying when you had kids, you suddenly become boring makes marriage look like a sick joke. Marriage isn't easy but it's no prison either. To cope with the perils, you have to let off steam one way or the other and let all flow together. Else, when you finally start appreciating fun, you may begin to forget people that matter.

My daughter is on track to be the youngest IT expert in the world, if she wants to play game...she will do so with her phone, not Mine.

JastSiryin:
Let's stop this silly excuse we make up for not wanting to have fun. Assuming you were married, would you dispel every urge for sex because it wasn't educative, or are you one of those who thinks sex is all "serious business". Loosen up jare, let's see how well you'd wanna do those " educative" stuff if the fun factor was ripped off of them.

FYI I am married with a daughter..... not everybody on nairaland is your mate.

Cheers

showghan:
Oga, na u sabi book pass?

For your info I graduated with a 2/2, spent all my University life as a third class.

But as I start to have kids, I know there's more to life than been nonchalant , for example go ask Mark Zuck, or Dangote, or the Telsa guy wat games they play.

None!

There are better things for an adult to do with phone than to get entangled with candy crush.

Research on certificate to improve your career
Research on side business you can do
Engage in side business with your phone
Research on better job and change your present one
Research on better countries you can easily travel to and get a work permit, escape naija.
Research on how to be a better parent.
Research on how to be a better student.
Read the news, follow technology if you are interested.
If you want to relax, watch educative videos on YouTube, they are too much.

Engage your sef in better thing, change your mindset
If you are still a young man or woman, research on how to find better wife or husband.

We have to raise our levels, and when we raise that level, we have to raise to the next level.

Game on phone kwa? Except you are 13 / 14 years.

I know many will jump on me, but trust me....There are many things to do with your phone than games, even if you wanna relax.

Hmmn

obinnand:
I visited a medical laboratory for culture test. When I came back to collect the result. They collected another of my blood sample saying that they want to be sure, that I should please come the next day. The following day I returned they also colleted my blood sample saying that they want to be very sure. When I finally got the result it states that my HIV status is indeterminate. They advice me to come back in 3 months time for another test. This thing happened about 3 days ago since then I have not been myself. I need advice and I have never slept with a woman. Please medical laboratory scientists in the lab help me. My blood group is O.

Fast

I guess you have exposed yourself to go take the test in the first place.

Anyways there is a drug people who have been exposed to HIV can quickly take to prevent them from been positive.

I am not sure of the name but I know it works to above 95% potency....I will advice you do a research an go get that drug fast....that's if you think you have been expose.

Side effect if the drug is that you become very sick, headache, fever, cough, diarrhoea and the likes....but nothing go do you.

On the flip side....go see a doctor.....be very fast!

oatzeal:
who be... ?? only an old FUTA friend

Big head like your own...you don dey chop money forget ya padi

oatzeal:
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* Mathematics Teacher
* English Teacher
* Government Teacher
* Geography Teacher
* Yoruba Teacher
* Account/commerce Teacher
* Basic Tech/Technical Drawing Teacher
* Physics Teacher
* Biology Teacher
* Agric science Teacher
* Music Teacher
* A Counselor

NURSERY/ PRIMARY SCHOOL
* Nursery Teacher(s)
* Primary Science Teacher(s)
* Primary English Teacher
* Primary Mathematics Teacher


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Shaka!
I get candidate

PuZZyNegro:
You guys are just breaking email marketing down.

Landing pages, Mailchimp, getresponse, autoresponder, sales page, etc are all part of email marketing.

Do you want to learn more? Visit www.earnonlinebiz.com for everything you need to know about digital marketing

For your mind, you don post and quote.....better remove your copy and paste blog from my face.

Inside your affiliate marketing category, you have only two post, one which talks about Windows OS and MS office, and yet you are telling if I want to learn more....

Let me school you a little, landing page is not email marketing, because it could be connected to a "buy now" button ....And that has got nothing to do with email.

Gentle advice, work more , study more and stop jumping. Also work on your blog....copy and past with take you anywhere.

Don't expect further response if you quote me, you are too much of a beginner who is eager to teach what he doesn't know, like we both know, you have never created a landing page and kept it running for 1month.

jashar:
you have a point. and I was just considering whether or not to open a mailchimp account for the biz. Now, I will. I can create campaigns and landing pages with mailchimp.

Now this is someone that knows what's up.....what do you I tend to use for your landing page.

Weselion:
He said something worthwhile.

I repeat, if you are not using a sales funnel , you are hosting fifa world cup without balls