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Politics › Re: IPOB Begs Yoruba, Middle Belt Agitators To Join In October 1 Lockdown by Lashist(m): 11:41am On Sep 29, 2021
Unik3030:
forget all this stale psychological blackmail, it only work for emotional cretins n not critical thinkers.

Do your madness n leave others out of it,we saw your real intentions towards us during endsars so we know your true colours now.

We ain't interested in your madness....gabadaya
What was mr macaroni and falz and other meaningful youths intentions towards you during sars?
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Pere Wins Innoson Vehicles Task, Gets IVM Caris 2021 Model (Photos) by Lashist(m): 7:39am On Sep 29, 2021
saphiere:
The car looks cheap in my eyes..

What happens to range rover and Benz?

I don't do guys.
Congrats on your lesbian journey cheesy. It will yield you fruits and make you heal hopefully cheesy
Crime › Re: Delta Police Quash Cult Initiation Ceremony, Arrest Cult Members With Weapons by Lashist(m): 4:03pm On Sep 28, 2021
Chijeep:
Oga, I said it then that these are the people who are shouting ENDSARS here and there.
And if you check well Police pikin go dey among ooo
Yea dummy...falz and runtown is there
Politics › Re: Nasiru Haladu Danu Is Sponsor Of Pro-Buhari Protest In New York - SR by Lashist(m): 8:55am On Sep 28, 2021
Isnt it funny they give 50$ per hour to people there and give zombies like cilicmarin, helinues, mannagril and other slow dummies 20k for a month for wasting their lives cheering them cheesy. At least even if they dont care about their unborn kids, they should care about the fact they are obviously cheated everytime
Crime › Re: Court Convicts Two Men For Raping Minors In Cross River by Lashist(m): 8:44am On Sep 28, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Men! Every man as at one time or the other molested a girl.

They say it's nature.
You be clown...After saying this rubbish, you will still start shouting "God when" will a man come and pick you as wife cheesy only a blockhead will say all men are molesters but still hope a "molester man" marries her grin. You must be a molester man apologist codedly
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Regina Daniels, Her Husband, Ned Nwoko And Their Son, Munir by Lashist(m): 5:12pm On Sep 27, 2021
NigeriaIsGreat:
Mumu no go make money, dey look for wetin girl go offer you

Go and make money first baba. You just need a girl from good and humble home with good character. Then you compliment her with your money and be responsible

I bet you'd never regret marrying a girl with good home training who came from a good home.

You just have to make money bro and be responsible. No dey look for wetin no loss up and down.
Bros no vex...i shouldnt have quote you...you are even a zombie troll creating monikers to waste your life and you want to form you are making money...better go and help your life before helping a girl...apologies again zombie
#peace
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Regina Daniels, Her Husband, Ned Nwoko And Their Son, Munir by Lashist(m): 5:08pm On Sep 27, 2021
NigeriaIsGreat:
Mumu no go make money, dey look for wetin girl go offer you

Go and make money first baba. You just need a girl from good and humble home with good character. Then you compliment her with your money and be responsible

I bet you'd never regret marrying a girl with good home training who came from a good home.

You just have to make money bro and be responsible. No dey look for wetin no loss up and down.
See this dummy...by offer you think i mean money. Ode you think humility and good home makes a girl resourceful? If you dont want your wife to have something upstairs so shall it be but dont force others to want something stupid like your choices. Good and humble background will help you manage your shitty life. Oga go and ask the girl i quoted to marry you and offer her the world...its your cup of tea
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Regina Daniels, Her Husband, Ned Nwoko And Their Son, Munir by Lashist(m): 4:31pm On Sep 27, 2021
Spherical77:
Na poverty dey make man imagine for him head say one girl na leech. It is your responsibility as a man to pay her bills 100% and maintain her adequately. This shows how responsible you are as a man

Don't forget marriage isn't for boys but Men
Please shut up and take several seats. So every single person in the whole world warning against marrying leeches are all poor..im definitely talking to a dumbfuvk. Even if you will pay her bills 100%, pray your wife has something in her head to help you manage whatever you are offering. Unfortunately, someone like you have agreed to marry an empty vessel. Goodluck but dont force your fate on others. So marriage is for men means marrying an empty vessel. Please tell your rubbish advice to your pastors and so on cheesy
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Regina Daniels, Her Husband, Ned Nwoko And Their Son, Munir by Lashist(m): 3:51pm On Sep 27, 2021
Spherical77:
Go and make money young man and stop looking for what a girl will offer you. It is your sole responsibility to make good money and come ask a girl hand in marriage

Biblically it is stated
Even in quoran, you'll find it there

No be the dick inbetween your leg makes you a man o guy

Na how responsible you are with cool cash
Ode did i tell you im not responsible??.While your mates will marry resourceful partners, men like you will marry empty vessels with nothing to add to your life and come and complain tomorrow on frontpage. Even bible says marry someone that adds value to your life not a leech
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Regina Daniels, Her Husband, Ned Nwoko And Their Son, Munir by Lashist(m): 12:58pm On Sep 27, 2021
Iamblessedwitty:
what did regina offer Ned??
Lol...regina na celeb o...she was popular before ned came..at least she offered ned popularity...wetin you wan offer ned baayi??
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Regina Daniels, Her Husband, Ned Nwoko And Their Son, Munir by Lashist(m): 12:42pm On Sep 27, 2021
Iyaebe:
Matured men will pamper you to stupor and help you grow out of your shortcomings and not these youngies that will match you silliness for silliness and before you say jack,marriage have scatter.
Lol...if ned wants to marry you, what will you offer him? Dont forget that regina was even a celeb o...you, what will you offer him? cheesy
Health › Re: LSDPC Staff, Akinlolu Ajayi Tried Jumping Into Lagoon At Third Mainland Bridge by Lashist(m): 1:58pm On Sep 19, 2021
Most problems in nigeria are merely ephemeral until death...not like there are solutions to help Nigerians...so everyone will say ur problems are temporary...it ends when you die cheesy
Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode Joins APC, meets President Buhari by Lashist(m):
[quote author=wwwihy post=105879844]This is wailing thread for PDP AND IPOB MISCREANTS



I just love President Buhari...[/quote]Lol...i have seen alot of dummies in life and you are part of them..im sure you typed this hungryly and frustrated...you are suffering properly but here you are loving buhari that has never given you anything cheesy..continue loving him for his uselessness...it will tell on your body and future grin cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Boma Shares Workout Photo by Lashist(m): 3:33pm On Sep 15, 2021
Arda1000:
list one criteria his better than me,and I will list tons why am better than him
I dont watch BBN and neither am i a fan of the guy or any of them...but if you have balls, put up your pix or show us your fb profile page...if you can do that, then your confidence level is high and no matter how u look like, you must be the finest boy in naija but if you cant eh cheesy, you dont deserve the air you breathe cheesy
Culture › Re: Ezeuzu Awka Officially Opens His New Palace (Photos) by Lashist(m): 9:39am On Sep 14, 2021
Omoluabi1stborn:


Ase leleyi ma n risọ laye ti ẹ.

Guy gerrout.
Omo you funny o cheesy...but you dull pass as you funny...the highest oba married a prophetess. You didn't say anything about that..was thinking you'd say something against that. Is your issue with the catholic church or with the igbo culture??
Sports › Re: EPL: Why Ronaldo’s Move To Man City Collapsed Before Joining United by Lashist(m): 1:10pm On Sep 13, 2021
Codes151:
dustbin.
Lol...you are the garbage mate cheesy
Sports › Re: EPL: Why Ronaldo’s Move To Man City Collapsed Before Joining United by Lashist(m): 2:25pm On Sep 12, 2021
Codes151:
wgats your own Proof? Parrot
Ode...Our proof is that it was everywhere that mancity almost signed him as there was talks btw his agent and the club..show us one place before the agents went to mancity that ronaldo wanted to ManU shirt...pathetic being
Celebrities › Re: Flavour: Never Ask A Lady If She’s Single by Lashist(m): 2:20pm On Sep 12, 2021
Mercychen:
Why? Or it's a man you should never ask if he's single because they can never tell you the truth.

A nairalander was disturbing me some time last year but I kept ignoring him because I don't want anything to do with a nairalander except biz.

After a while, I decided to hear him out and it was the usual chyking.
I looked up his pics on WhatsApp and was put off by what I saw. You could tell he's a married man from his looks and shabby dressing. To think he was claiming single and looking for a lady to settle down with. I immediately blocked him and deactivated my then nairaland account so he can't reach me.

After a while, uncle changed his WhatsApp profile pics, dressed funky. Still his looks we're there. I didn't unblock.

Few months down the line, his Facebook profile popped up on my wall ( you know if you have someones contact, their profile will pop up on your wall once in a while) and I quickly checked and saw where he was giving thanks to all who graced his third childs dedication. shocked.. I Laughed out loud...whaaathuh
Mehn??

If I was the loose type, he would have deceived himself but he doesn't know that he was dealing with a detective.

So all I'm tryna say from my experience, if a lady tells you she's single, take it to the bank but if a man tells you he's single, hmm... My dear, run o! Lol..

Happy Sunday every one!
Lol...see this one mouth...so we should take to the bank what every single lady says about her relationship status?? So what of those girls that date over 4guys at once for different reasons? Should ppl still take their words to the bank? You will just open your phone and be saying rubbish bcus a married man asked you out
Sports › Re: EPL: Why Ronaldo’s Move To Man City Collapsed Before Joining United by Lashist(m): 8:54pm On Sep 10, 2021
osazsky:
City was unable to sell an attacker? As in I not understand..they needed money or wat everybody wants type..city has 5 clubs..they have in France Australia Spain etc..but England is d priority.someone that man u bought for 27 m..make una rest of.united have him and it's ok ..the money city spent on only defenders will buy about 5 clubs in england.city has at least 3 professional players in each position..they pay free salaries for sitting on the bench.wat I know is that this move is Ronaldo last move..man u gave him fame..Alex called him and concieved him..it will better u end on a good note u have won it all .come back for the fame..with city u have chances of winning more cups are u not tired. Of cups.we are not winning anything other than Europe cup and top 4..u will be a God here.if u go to city the respect will be there but not as much..come and help us get followers as we are falling. We know it's not the Ronaldo of years back we are getting now but come for the press and media..simple..money is not city prob
Lmao grin...omo its as if you were discussing this with sir alex and ronaldo...this is exactly how their discussion was...do you know how many fans were very disappointed and were crying that ronaldo has left them for city even after how they so much love him but see as them switch quickly to kissing his ass again grin...truth is Ronaldo is a great player but he loyal to real madrid and sporting lisbon and juventus way ahead of ManU.. He no even reason ManU club at all...ManU fans know this but some of them here like deceiving themselves grin
Sports › Re: EPL: Why Ronaldo’s Move To Man City Collapsed Before Joining United by Lashist(m): 8:47pm On Sep 10, 2021
Codes151:
All this people with fake news.

City jumped in.
He only wanted United.
Shekina


Stop already.
We tired.
Show us a place before he ManU signed him that he wanted united...it will only be a big blow to ManU club if ronaldo goes to city after all the praises they sing to him...he wanted city by all means...it was almost sure sef but as city didn't really want him(if city wanted him, they will do everything to get him), ManU came quickly and then some shameless manU fans started jubilating instead of vexing he considered you guys the last option cheesy grin
Sports › Re: EPL: Why Ronaldo’s Move To Man City Collapsed Before Joining United by Lashist(m): 4:43pm On Sep 10, 2021
Very funny that manU was ronaldo's last option even as dey enjoy worshipping him...he didnt even consider them at all until he was sure ManCity deal isnt going to work...but they are rejoicing and jumping anyhow..ManU fans funny sha cheesy
Politics › Re: Buhari In Imo: Photos As President Buhari Steps Off The Plane by Lashist(m): 10:30am On Sep 09, 2021
Tired of talking bad about buhari...i hope we dont have another useless president like this. Amen
Politics › Re: OYC: Buhari On A Jamboree Visit To Uzodinma, Count Ndigbo Out by Lashist(m): 10:20am On Sep 09, 2021
Mossadd:
lol na my place your brother and sister are trooping to everyday nyamri Igbo. Yoruba ni min tokan tara
Nobody cares if you are yoruba...your statement is rather very low and speaks so much about your environment...grow up or forever remain useless. Be like you even created this moniker to troll...lol..i can imagine how useless your life can be..trolling is what makes you happy...ride on mossaddi jamal cheesy
Politics › Re: OYC: Buhari On A Jamboree Visit To Uzodinma, Count Ndigbo Out by Lashist(m): 10:14am On Sep 09, 2021
Mossadd:
These people are confusionist,you first said he will be welcome by indigbo now you have started yabbing another rubbish.
Verdict=igbo youths and elders are unstable
Lol...this quota system product even have a say...with all the rubbish you said, its obvious you arent even stable...if you dont leave your environment and keep depending on quota system, we both doubt anything useful will come from you
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Tega Cries, Apologises To Her Husband & To Nigerians (Video) by Lashist(m): 8:36pm On Sep 07, 2021
Lol...Wetin be this?? Her useless group/media handlers told her to open her phone and record herself crying so she can start getting endorsements grin grin cheesy...this woman should not even be a role model to anyone but some idiots will find how to defend her...we don dey normalize rubbish finally for this our world grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo: Sir Alex, This One Is For You… by Lashist(m): 2:24pm On Sep 01, 2021
Fuckthamods:
All these attention seeking dumb pessi fans sef.. Always narrating rubbish! You think calling seria A farmer's league would take away the fact that ligue 1 is the real farmer's league and don't even belong in top 5 league. The dwarf couldn't even perform against a club called Remix last weekend. People with sense will always know the fact.
Lol...you be real olodo...but laliga is in the top5 league and he conquered it when ronaldo was there..but when he was in juventus, you were among the idiots that said italian league is very tough even tougher than EPL and LAliga..i have told you ppl severally...ronaldo is called penaldo cus he does well in scoring penalty. You cant call messi pessi when you know how he misses goals na
Sports › Re: Ronaldo: Sir Alex, This One Is For You… by Lashist(m): 10:02am On Sep 01, 2021
Fuckthamods:
I just dey fear for him.. Why didn't he move to an easy league where he can statpad easily like messi.. CR7 na wa for you o cry
Lol...he was in a farmers league but couldn't deliver. He went to beg for ManCity to sign him since Juve didn't want him again but it didnt work...only for ManU fans to beg their goat to play small for them so they can brag again...ManU fans can be pathetic cheesy. ManU was not even first or 2nd choice but you are dont mind...define shamelessness again? cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Attacking Each Other On Social Media, the new norm by Lashist(m): 8:29am On Aug 30, 2021
uba1991:
unfortunately for you,iam in jos. do you know how to read and understand at all? Is there any where that I supported the killing in jos?or any where? Iam not like you people that always jubilate when ipob kill our military personnel.
Mr Man iam in jos since 2001. I know how jos crisis started.
If you don't know anything about jos, pls ask anybody to tell you what happened in dogo na hawa in 2011.
We cannot destroy the country because we have crisis at hand, we have to support the government and stand against the terrorists and their sympathizers.
If you care so much, why dont go and tell the bandits to stop killing people...instead of you carrying your stupid mouth daily to say rubbish here
Sports › Re: Messi named in PSG squad for Reims Game by Lashist(m): 3:06pm On Aug 29, 2021
masui:
Lolz. Easy nah. How many times you wan dey call am olodo. Make I help you complete am. The guy na olodo rapata.
grin cheesy grin lol...na big olodo
Sports › Re: Messi named in PSG squad for Reims Game by Lashist(m): 2:29pm On Aug 29, 2021
obonujoker:
Lol... Farmers league... How many goals will Pessi score today o
Lol...olodo...you dont even know why ronaldo was called penaldo...it's cus he scores penalty goals...its like hailing ronaldo...messi isnt known as pessi..or you have forgotten messi misses penalties?? cheesy...you are an olodo for a reason..you can choose to call messi freessi for scoring free kicks cheesy
Politics › Re: Police Panel Recommends Demotion For Abba Kyari To Prevent Extradition by Lashist(m): 5:19pm On Aug 28, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Lol...i have no hero, i am my own hero. I don't know why i am replying you.

Btw, where did i defraud you, i have never engaged in any business here on Nairaland that involves you
Please dont reply me...not surprised abba kyari is your hero...fraud goes with fraud grin

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