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Education / Re: Noble Chibueze Eyisi Graduates With First Class In UK After UNIZIK Suspension by Lastanza: 8:37am On Jul 11, 2019
Racoon:
This is the resilent spirit of the Igbo man.We succeed against all odds.Congrats man.Many more feats to all folks struggling to genuinely succeed.

You sound so foolish with ur tribal balderdash. I'm lgbo by the way.
Phones / Re: MTN Slashes Data Prices, Unveils Incentives For New Customers by Lastanza: 8:07am On Jul 11, 2019
SoupNazi:


What does Ndi Ara mean?

Mad people
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Slays In Newspaper Gown, Spotted With Son In London (Photos) by Lastanza: 8:59pm On Jul 10, 2019
Madam stop using adult cream on that innocent boy. Look at his leg. Get a baby cream for him.
All these improvised mothers sef.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: New Mexican School Uniforms: "Boys Can Wear Skirts & Girls Can Wear Trousers". by Lastanza: 7:23pm On Jun 04, 2019
Kyllahmc:
In my Opinion na women suppose dey wear trouser in the first place while men wear gown, I'm not crazy I'm just a deep thinker and see beyond the mentality implanted in us by tradition and culture.
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Think about it,,, Women are more vulnerable than men,,, tight trousers helps prevent women from getting rapped to some extent.
And for men i think gowns would have done a better job in hiding some of our embarrassing public erections than trousers are currently doing.
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It all feels weird to picture a man in gown/skirt now cos our brain already classified them as female wears,,, why? Cos culture told it to! But if our culture had told our brain otherwise, then picturing men in trousers and women in skirt might even feel more weird to us Today.
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And this is why you are a deep thinker. Culture imposed this, culture did that. Is their any society without culture?
If you have forgotten, culture is the way of life of a people. If the world becomes liberal as u think, there wouldn't even be laws to govern anything.
Let me tell you, liberalism does more harm than good in a society.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode And Wife Dedicate Their Triplets In Church (Photos) by Lastanza: 8:13pm On May 28, 2019
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Fani kayode is not legally married to this lady

She is just a baby mama to him.

The Nigerian syndrom of flamboyant wedding and marital rites has beclouded ur sense of judgment. What is ur definition of being legally married?

Must he invite you or the whole community when he goes to his in-laws house or court for marriage certificates with his wife before u can see him as legally married.
Two people can get legally married in court without your knowing.
I'm not a fan of ffk but work on the way u reason

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Travel / Re: Girl, 15, Among Four Migrants Found Hidden Inside Car Dashboards And Engines by Lastanza: 6:24am On May 26, 2019
Africa, the back seat of the world. Everything is wrong about this continent.
Crime / Re: Lady Collapses In Lagos Court After Being Sentenced To Death (Photos) by Lastanza: 9:14pm On May 07, 2019
omocalabar:
What a useless judge....sentencing someone to death for manslaughter.....

U are the useless one here. Do you even know the meaning of manslaughter? Someone intentionally took knife and stabbed someone to death and u ar here typing balderdash.

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Family / Re: My Married Jobless Elder Brother Is Sucking My Mum Financially. Help! by Lastanza: 8:20pm On Apr 23, 2019
My advice to you is this,
1. Tell ur mother that she is not helping him by taking the whole burden off ur brother. That she is rather aiding his joblessness and unseriousness by what she is doing. Any man that takes a woman home in marriage should be able to cater for his family.
Mum and relatives can support when he has issues but not being totally dependent. She should encourage him strongly to find something doing.
2. Let her know the consequences of neglecting the need for care and attention for her other children because her supposed first son brought home a woman he is not ready to cater for.
Travel / Re: See How Lagosians Sleep In Buses On Their Way To Work In The Morning (PHOTOS) by Lastanza: 10:40pm On Apr 09, 2019
dfrost:
It's 8 hours averagely for adults. We don't need to click and be transferred to your site. cheesy grin

What is wrong in checking up on his site. We should learn to assist one another so we can go up the lather of success together. Learn to encourage people who are trying to earn a living legitimately.

All those celebrities you see at A Y shows and music concerts are not just their to have fun alone but are their to support each other's hustle.
You see white people clapping for one of their own singing with an awful voice not because he sings well but just to encourage him.
Business / Re: How Lucrative Is Football Viewing Center Business? by Lastanza: 9:18pm On Mar 24, 2019
MosakuAW:
Firstly, call Dstv customer service and ask them for the rate and package the have for Dstv viewing centre. If you are to start without using the package for viewing centre, you will close shop in 6months because, SS5, SS6 are their prime stations for football.

For you to show 2 live matches @the same time, you will need that package and 2 decoder. If you start with the regular subscriptions with the premium package is @15,800 and you will have to show 2matches @the same time with 2decoders then, it will be very very expensive.

Also, you need to look @location. What are other viewing centre during. You will need to also introduce drinks and snacks for them to buy doing viewing time. Make sure you have a very good generator set and also have another as backup.

Lastly, don't do I will pay later or I want to watch first half game or 2nd half game only. Make sure all game are fixed price except when you are showing double matches, you have to charge twice. If you are collecting N100 for a single match, the N150 or N200 for double match. Best of luck

Nice advice but over meanness will just chase away customers even when you are the only service provider in the environment.
Which one be 150 or 200 when you are showing two matches simultaneously. Two matches showing at the same time is at the advantage of the customers and the they pay just money for single match.
What if the person tells you that he came to watch just one match, will you chase him away because you are showing two matches?
Wisdom and tolerance is profitable to direct in business.

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Business / Re: How Lucrative Is Football Viewing Center Business? by Lastanza: 9:09pm On Mar 24, 2019
allanphash7:
I don't understand the kind of topic that grace FP nowadays

How is this a bad or irrelevant topic. Ease up before over Sabi kee you. Everyone just wonna comment even when they have nothing to say

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Crime / Re: Man's Hand Cut Off In Jos, Plateau State (Graphic Photos) by Lastanza: 10:00pm On Mar 20, 2019
He was never in any wrong place at the wrong time. Nonsense headline.
What is wrong in someone going out to the mechai at night for a dinner. So many touts and streets urchins roaming about and distorting the peace of the society without no law enforcement agencies really at hand to forestall the nonsense.
Just how the young man will be handicapped for life for no bad dealing of his. I'm so much pained for that young man.

It's high time this vagabonds are tamed before all of us go begin turn in the animal in us. Every human being has that the other side o. All of go just begin they demonstrate the madness for street. No body has the monopoly of violence in this country.

Nonsense!
Politics / Re: Meet 26-Year-Old Bob Otobong Who Won A Seat At Akwa Ibom House Of Assembly by Lastanza: 3:49pm On Mar 18, 2019
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Travel / Re: No Bodies Recovered From Ethiopia Airlines Crash Site by Lastanza: 10:38pm On Mar 13, 2019
ikemesit4477:
they have burnt into ashes!

Soo sad, what a way to die.

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Travel / Re: No Bodies Recovered From Ethiopia Airlines Crash Site by Lastanza: 9:11pm On Mar 13, 2019
As in they disappeared? or their remains were crushed to shreds.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Lastanza: 11:18am On Mar 03, 2019
olaBC007:


Those daughters of eve's don do you strong thing...big time

Hahaa, not really but we 've all got one experience or the other. I rather go for what I want now instead of some one confusing my emotions in the name of green light.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Lastanza: 11:36pm On Mar 02, 2019
Ya all talking about misunderstanding or misinterpreting her green light are from the other side
The fact is, the specie of girls we have in this part of the world are very confused and proud. I have made up my mind never to give in to any green light again. If she like make she dey die inside na her business.

Op let me tell you, you never miss calculated her body language but the joke is on her for the Nigerian syndrome in her. They can form for Africa even when they need you badly.

Nansense!

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Politics / Re: INEC To Conduct Supplementary Presidential Election On March 9 by Lastanza: 7:03pm On Mar 01, 2019
This is the most foolish and directionless commission ever.
Independent my foot, nonsense!
Politics / Re: Herdsmen And Their Cows Cause Commotion At BRT Lane In Lagos In Celebration Of P by Lastanza: 11:01pm On Feb 28, 2019
duality:
I see nothing wrong in this

You sound foolish, u see nothing wrong in Animals on the highway? That's so gross and hypocritical of you. Do you know the harm that can cause to a speeding vehicle?
Social Media sef.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Has Only Himself To Blame! by Lastanza: 6:40pm On Feb 26, 2019
donstan18:
Enough of these wailings. He lost because Buhari won.

How much did the South Easterners give him after he picked Peter Obi which is obviously turning around to be his biggest mistake.

He has lost. Let's accept the fate and move on to our various businesses and plans.

Afterall na hustling dem dey do.

Baba face your front and just know dat na Igbo phobia and the rancor that you keep accumulating for the igbos that would finally consume you soonest.
Atiku's undoing is entirely his inability to deliver North because the South generally delivered for him.

South East kill you there
Politics / Re: Two Killed As Thugs Burn INEC Buses In Akwa Ibom - Photos by Lastanza: 10:20am On Feb 17, 2019
AutoReportNG:
Its well with Nigeria..

See more pictures here

https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/02/two-killed-as-thugs-burn-inec-buses-in.html

Baba nothing is well with Nigeria. It is very bad with Nigeria. Shithole!
Crime / Re: Burial Photos Of Olusola Olusoga, Killed By Her Hotel Workers by Lastanza: 11:11am On Feb 14, 2019
weavesquad:


my broad, na dem dey drag naija name inside dirt both internationally and locally... dey look for quick money.. dem too dey commit atrocities ... na dem dey do fake maltina, fake vitamin c ... those bastard.. cursed Judas generation

2% remaining. Ur relatives should be preparing for burial because ur bad belle and bitterness towards the igbos will soon kill u
Crime / Re: Burial Photos Of Olusola Olusoga, Killed By Her Hotel Workers by Lastanza: 11:01am On Feb 14, 2019
akejujoe:

please read slowly and comprehend first before coming to shout Afonja. She was murdered by her lazy and thieving employees who unfortunately are Igbos.
One thing I'm so sure of is that the rancor and acrimony that you lots have for the igbos will eventually consume you soonest. It is a fact that would be late for you to reverse.
Because you saw one igbo name there, ur dementia or lack of knowledge of where other names could come from made you to quickly come here and type balderdash.
Any name that is neither yoruba or hausa is automatically igbo. Ehizojie is now an igbo name.

Infested foolishness!
Crime / Re: Burial Photos Of Olusola Olusoga, Killed By Her Hotel Workers by Lastanza: 10:48am On Feb 14, 2019
descartes400:
RIP. cry cry

Why bury her in her compound? doesn't it constitute a health hazard to bore holes,wells within and surrounding houses during rainfall?

And the soak away pits littered around everywhere are nutritious to bore holes abi. It's all in ur imagination bro smiley wink

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Education / Re: What Are Those Courses That Are Still Good To Study In Nigeria? by Lastanza: 7:53pm On Feb 13, 2019
chihes:
All courses are still good. Every other thing you see is hard work and destiny.

Capital lie, there are so many useless courses. In fact very useless. I don't just wonna call names in order not to discourage anyone.
In some of the above mentioned courses you don't need to stress urself too much to graduate and live comfortably. Example is radiography. Just graduate and you will find work almost immediately without all those their ten years 15 years work experience.

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Politics / Re: People Hanging On The Roof Of The Stadium At PDP Presidential Rally In Borno by Lastanza: 10:46am On Feb 07, 2019
Tailors in the north should be living large and riding rolls Royce. And how do boutiques survive there.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Slam Osinbajo Over Claim Of Lifting "2million Petty Traders With N20B" by Lastanza: 4:30pm On Feb 05, 2019
tesppidd:
A lot of extremely stupiid people who keep looking at this country from their own high grounds.

Anybody who's able to make a comment here is not among the class of Nigerians that the VP is talking about.

There are tens of millions of Nigerians who have never gathered #10,000 in their entire lives.

These Nigerians do not have no smart phones,
They do not buy fuel for cars and generators,
They do not hang out drinking beer every weekend,
They do not have homes made of cement but wood,
They do not have electric coolers in fancy kitchens but cool with firewood.
They do not send their kids to school unless the government builds government schools around them.

Give these people 10k someday and see them worship you for life! Just try.
Give them 10k to put into their tomato business or their grinding business and see them pray for you.

And trust me there are over 50 million of such people in Nigeria.
Baba, you are the extremely daft fool here. A compound dimwit at that. Let me burst ur bubble with dis questions
1. Where are the extremely poor you mentioned found in the society, is it not in the remotest part of the country and where do Osinbajo normally distribute the cash?
He does his vote buying business mostly in market places in the name of trade moni.
As a professor dat he is, he should have sent out investigative team across the country to collect data of the remotely poor and thereafter carryout the project maturely and not distributing money in market places in the name of empowerment.

The stipends they are giving you guys in the name of BMC has beclouded ur sense of reasoning.
Celebrities / Re: Blackface And Faze Alone Hang Out Together In Abuja (Photo) by Lastanza: 11:11am On Feb 01, 2019
Restaurant is one of the places people can form, See how them dey eat with left hands like say dem be lefties. Na so dem form form, form their carrier troway

One of the reasons why 2face left. He can't do stuff with fake people.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills Soldier 4 Days To His Wedding (Photos) by Lastanza: 12:11pm On Jan 30, 2019
Sad! But why is he still in the forest 4days to his wedding.
Education / Re: You Don't Have The Power To Remove VC - ASUU Tells Governor Fayemi by Lastanza: 10:58am On Jan 28, 2019
statesman6:

What is this one saying bayi kiss
to

He made sense, only if you had the brain to reason deep.
Autonomous if applicable to ASUU should mean that they are entirely independent, even without funding from the government. That is should not be funded by government.
Politics / Re: Buhari Speaks On Suspension Of CJN Onnoghen (Full Statement) by Lastanza: 7:36pm On Jan 25, 2019
3millionia:
what do you think



Share if you think Buhari is right on this move

If he's not hit like



Dont forget to get dj mixes on naijadjmixtapes.com
Mehn the site is rich. Thumbs up
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Inec Adhoc Recruitment 2019. by Lastanza: 11:23am On Jan 11, 2019
otodeluxe:
Na wa oo. Why is it only students of federal institutions. Abi state institutions no belong to Nigeria? Why is this country always backward?
Mr go and apply if u ar interested. Forget all those their conditions.

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