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That means this python can swallow human, your village is in danger

slyfox35:
When you have money,Happiness becomes a commodity.

but many rich people are not happy, why?

babatee90:
Haha see how chattered your life is bro

chattered or shattered? Lol

You are not just intelligent

Mumu

babatee90:
always blaming your misfortunes on yoruba continue hahaha

you are a fool, where did you see yoruba in my comment?


Advanced illiterate

donsir23:
imagine instead to think of how their future would be, they're thinking of rubbish
my advice to the government is to pass a Bill that would terminate the life of any cultism in Nigeria

that should be what our leaders should do not to present unnecessary Bill that has no interest in Nigeria

because they're using these boy to carry out their stupid acts

the termination of life should start with Soyinka because he's a pirate till today

Aboki is still Aboki

Qsand:
Then why would you ask if it's waterproof when you know clearly it's not. U can't fault anyone for assuming you are a marketer. And like I said, there's nothing wrong with that.

who said I knew it's not waterproof?

The phone surprised me by surviving after falling inside water, so out of curiosity I had to ask questions


Well, the phone is as good as gone now because nothing works in the phone as we speak

Qsand:
I believe every modern phone made today is more waterproof than their removable battery cousins of the yesteryears. A brief dunk in water or lugging it around during rainfall, and it should be just fine. Even without p2i coating.

But because of Transsions deal in which it seemingly sold it's soul to mediocrity, I cannot speak for it.

And to the op, I can see right through you and your marketing.

There's nothing wrong with marketing your products if that's what gives you your monthly paycheck. I just love identifying your tactics, lol. Ignore those bashing your products. I hate Transsion, but I fully understand that you all are just doing your job.

Mr man, you and your fellow karex81 that thinks am here to market should keep quite because the phone has developed faults like many here said it would

Just this morning I discovered that there's no sound coming out from the phone again, I tried making calls it's ringing but no sound, the person picks but I couldn't hear him

One side of the screen is changing color this evening, the phone is not actually what I thought it was

Please nairalanders any help on how to go about it

tobby20:
You still have hope na ... Just tell the world his real age with proof... Lobatan

lol... The guy is the only one among us now that knows his real age

Op, please how old is kelechi Iheanacho

Oga, the guy doesn't owe you anything, this is the mistake alot of people make in life, you played ball together doesn't mean he's your destiny helper, pray for a destiny helper

The week I left Nigeria to Spain everyone started saying that I have forgotten them, today am in Nigeria and some of them are in abroad


Nobody owes nobody anything in this life

I believe jude, simple


And I didn't hear 40 million dollars, what I heard was 40 million naira

light099:
Although Frogged voice is a lucky wack, nonetheless I like his kind heartedness.


I think he should drop the mic for real singers, so he could face his philanthropy squarely.

I can see that you are getting more jealous upon the one you were, he's big, have hits and so on

Dude deal with that

Jude wanted to take Cynthia Morgan to bed and she refused, that's my own judgment

Karex81:
Transsion marketer well done, come and receive your stipend.

you don't have sense to think what am doing is marketing

My nephew was playing game with my phone this morning, suddenly his younger brother ran to me and said "brother your phone has fallen inside water"

I rushed down, it happened that the phone fell inside a used water on cloth washing, I pour the water and collected my phone

I just concluded that the phone was gone, Infact I was contemplating on buying small phone tomorrow because I need to be online

After a while, the water dried, I pressed the phone, it was still on (it never went off)

Could it be because of the jacket am using on the phone or is spark 3 water resist phone? am so happy typing this with the phone, the next phone am buying will definitely be spark latest model

Morray:
He made no right decision. Where's he today? He's no longer relevant in the music industry. He's in no position to advice Cynthia on what to do


I'm still buying fairly used iPhone 7 plus. Dm for deal

and you expects him to be relevant till he dies? As long as Nigerian music industry is concerned, okoye brothers has taken their share, both in, money, power, respect and fame

They are not complaining, Cynthia Morgan does

Bola146:
Some people are just wicked! No conscience at all

Yes, but that's if he didn't brought it upon himself

CrazyOptimist:
Youths of nowadays just carry SEX for head like say na WORLD CUP. Many dont even care about the spiritual repercussions.

I remember my very intelligent guy who almost had first class in mathematics from UI. During our NYSC days in Ebonyi, he was nacking students up and down, and was even fighting our PPA village principal over one yellow pawpaw girl like that. Afterwards, all his travel arrangement for UK Masters just mysteriously scattered, and he was banned from the UK (he even confessed that he knows it's not ordinary). The last time I heard from him, he was begging me for financial help.

If you like, go NYSC dey nack up and down. Your destiny na him you dey carry go express.
MOTO GO JAM YOU , JAM YOUR FUTURE JOIN...

and you concluded that his misfortune came from his nacking lifestyle?

What about virgins who are begging for money?

paul100:
Why is it a pity? Can you tell me what you have gain since you finish NYSC from knacking different girls.I pity you

What have you gain from not knacking?

Even though the op should not be applauded but I think people who quickly criticize posts like this are the people who didn't have the opportunity to do the same thing

40 is the best, you fit into almost everything, politics, education, you are not too young for anything and not too old for anything

gamapoy539:
The only thing this handsome man is good at is drilling the honeypot of widows, peoples wife and girlfriends while thèy are at work. That's why he's always on twitter seducing sèx starved women. look at the kind of pants he wears. Little wonder mama bilkisu was asking me the meaning of reno nuggets.

How did you know?

boyjo:
Which kain question be this naw? Hahaha

but he has answered

emmaodet:
Are you saying our laws enslave our women? is there any part of the law that enslaves women? why are we quick to demonize our country? is there anything nigerian men are doing that the women dont have access to? Most times we talk, open threads on how to travel to abroad etc, some even do thanksgiving in church for getting a visa and somehow look at others as unfortunate for been in nigeria and i wonder where are we getting this mentality from? who told these guys people in nigeria are suffering while the ones in abroad are the fortunate ones?
And that is how some of my friends will come home and be sneaking/hiding from people as if we way they here dey hungry, even with your coming home i will still flex you and host you so what the fvck?
Like what the op said in his first statement that - ''leave that your native brain'' to HELL with him if he thinks he is better off than some here because he thinks like a native fowl too. Leave your yeye bride and bigboyism too etc
I dont know his family or background but i believe he his part of the people who scream ''moti bo - Am free'' when he got his visa at walter carrington in VI

American laws favors women than Nigerian law

In history of Nigerian government, nobody has been given credits while on seat as president, it's always after they must have gone

pDudd:
I've been here almost 10 years now.

good, you speak like them? I mean accent?

My uncle spent close to 20 years in USA but doesn't have the accent, it got to a point we started wondering if he dey the Yankee

He came home and took one of our cousins, that one spent few years in USA and start to dey form that he can't speak igbo again, he now speaks America pass the Americans

Is some parts of America influence people's tongues while some part don't?

pDudd:
Before I opened this post, I knew nothing about anyone named Khia. These days I am not too active on Nairaland. It is this social distancing era that piqued my interest in Nairaland because I wanted to know how my people are coping with Covid 19.

I still don't know much about you but from your talk and phrases, I can draw some inference about your personality.

So Khia, I didn't open this post to annoy or infuriate you. Prior to Saturday, I didn't know you.

And like I said, if you feel offended by my post, I offer my apologies. My intent was never to offend anyone.

How many years have you spent in America?

It seems you know a lot about these people

Please help me message the one with 500k while embarking on the journey, tell him that he is the biggest fool even though he made it

@ topic, nairaland should please delete stories like this not to talk of making front page, it was stories like this that my guy chima red and foolishly went and try, may has soul rest in peace

When people read things like this, don't be surprised that it motivates more people to try it than people it discourages

If you see how people are dying in the desert, what about the sea, abeg no one should try this dead sentenced journey, it's only few that make it

pDudd:
Some people have been asking me to balance this equation because it seems like I am bashing Akata women and leaving my Nigerian sisters who reside in America. This thread is to state what to encounter if you are going into any kind of relationship with Nigerian women in America. I don't know about Nigerian women in UK, or anywhere else so I can't talk about that one.

This thread is not to bash Nigerian women in any way. So if you feel offended at any point in reading this, I'm sorry well in advance.

But I must tell the truth.

Hateful replies are welcome. I nor send anybody

na for this one my interest dey

pDudd:
Thanks.

As for Nigerian women in America, I have to open a separate thread for that one because the story is very long. It is similar to this one but different in some ways. Maybe I will do that after this one.

Please do, because I have something going on

thesicilian:
2 and 4 are coming in the right direction, so 1 and 3 are at fault. 2 may also be partially wrong for trying to overtake when there are oncoming vehicles ahead.

no, 1 & 4 are in the right direction