₦airaland Forum

Father of Nigeria children with that his ugly fingers

Iyaebe:
Even though I'd prefer a quiet wedding but I know it's not going to be possible. The way my mum goes about the day her only daughter will get married is scary to me, I don't want to deny her that joy,so as for me there's no quiet wedding even though I don't like it.

Just tell you mum that your hymen has already been destroyed,she will calm down.

odinson1:
I hope you married that woman a Virgin?

Non-virgins/PROSTITUTES have no business getting married. They should continue doing what they do best, sampling dicks bigger than their father's Head

But jokes aside,if you Are An Average man earning 100k monthly or thereabout,and you have a wedding worth millions,you are a very Stupid Fool! You men should just stop trying to over prove yourselves. Don't live to impress or show off.

Do wetin your power catch,have your wedding,and take your virgin wife home to break open the seal.

Virgin for this naija?what we have now are mostly damaged hymens.And this ladies can accommodate dick that is even bigger than their fathers head.

wifeesnatcher:
yes they don't take them serious but they take you igbo serious that's why you're still struggling and begging for president in your own country

How is your life better than the igbos for producing the president?

All these things dey make me fear to eat suya.See as them roast like cow meat.RIP

caesymore:
Mhen...

E no get as e won be wey e never be before, Money Juju must have been as old as prostitution that's if its not older than Olosho sef,

It has come to stay and it ain't going anywhere, all we can do is curb this menace eating up our society.
How do we do that?
1. Families as in parents have a role to play in their wards upbringing.
2. Government has a greater one to play in making sure that this Children raised well are not tempted to indulge in illegal means of money making by providing job security and all the needed amenities these families has paid for through tax.

But the reverse is the case , you can argue with your phone when you don't want to accept that our Government is the major problem of our bleeped up society as the greatest ritualist and yahoo boys are our politicians.

Commot that second point joor, politicians, government functionaries encourage ritual of all kinds.Do you know how many people these guys sacrifice for their political ambitions?

Fayose Mr stomach infrastructure caused this

Fat pig, rubber stamp idiot

My type of lady.Make we just dey chop ourselves.

Omihanifa:
Congrats, the only advice I have for you now is that you should avoid bad friends and stay away from distraction ( women)

Please follow this advice and stay away from women.Dont make the mistake I made

NaijaCoverBlog:
You Have Started again

Lover of bad news

ManirBK:
Thank God The MUMU TERROR Nnamdi Cownu is still in the
prison custody eating Fufu.

Lolz,where dis one dey since?

They should slaughter themselves

The waste

Tomorrow now, buhari go come back they preach

Iyaebe:
While dickto dy fall steady, shut up and learn to wish people well.

Olosho don react

My God! So this is it.I banged one random girl November last year.Even till now I still run after the girl.Her pu*ssy is so sweet and tight and always dripping with a lot of fluid.I just pray make that Toto no kill me.

There is nothing like yahoo but blood money

helinues:
Small girl, mind your music career

The truth is always bitter

whytediamond:
In this age of digitalisation, if you're a graduate and you still believe salary job will help you actualize your dreams of becoming great, I feel sad for you.


Playing around YouTube alone for 4hrs daily for 30days should bring any intelligent SSCE holder out of generational poverty.

Bsc. HND, OND and the rest is not relevant in a society like Nigeria where the average monthly take home for a graduate is less than 80 USDollar

please teach me how to make money on YouTube

Remman:
PDP Government did it. Blame them

You will soon blame PDP for your low sperm count

So,nah dis one be him problem?

Our educated SKUllers , Avoid south was*te if you value your skull.

Nah the guy loose.If I am the one,I will bang her puss*y mercilessly before divorcing her.

Iseoluwani:
Her chats are shorts SIMPLY because you are with her. That's definitely her Achilles leg. Doesn't look like she is in relationship with that person but she likes that person
That's why are replies are non challant. Confront her check her attitude and stop whatever wedding if she doesn't want it.

We can't be solving marriage issues on nairaland daily abeg

Comrade relax

nachisunday:
but not here on NL, reality will say it all bro decieve ursef there.

You no get sense.

femalecobra:
What if that’s who is designed for you. So Because someone ordained for u is a friend to the mistake u initially made (ex), you would rather reject peace, happiness and a true soul mate ordained for you that somehow deep down you know it is meant to be because she once dated your friend or is a sister to your friend. I find that childish when people say that. If my friend wld give u true joy that I would never be able to give you. So far you guys are not doing it for clout. Go for her. Life is too short to not be with who you are meant to be simply because she knows me. God go arrange my own for front. Simple.
Just wow !!!!!

Guy,you won't understand,I have been there before.

We know already.May buhari never call you at your moment of victory.

Two things I can't do in life
1.Dating my friend ex girlfriend.
2.Dating my friend sister

Totilopussylick:
What exactly do we need in this country

A young vibrant man step up for power, we take him as a Joker

We are being intimidated by the elders in the game hence why when young man decide to Contest, we see him as failure even before he assumes office

That guy is a bloody tribalist.His own is even more visual than others.

When Mr failure which is buhari wish these guys well,I knew Tunisia we win the match.Buhari is synonymous to badluck.