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Health › Re: LUTH Doctor, Hestianna Thomas Dies Through Domestic Violence by lastpage: 3:29pm On Oct 16, 2015
yerilistik:
This is unimaginable in this modern world.
I think a thorough investigation and autopsy should be conducted to confirm cause of death ! huh
No need for any INVESTIGATION, "The Mob" already said her husband killed her!

What news can be more "horrifically entertaining" than that?..... in this current "Woman Vs. Man" end times world ?
huh

huh shocked shocked


Over to the "femminazzes" .... food don land!
grin grin


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Politics › Re: Reuben Abati: Who Would Ever Think Edwin Clark Would Publicly Disown Jonathan by lastpage: 1:38pm On Oct 16, 2015
Vikto:
Pa Edwin Clark is a very upright at all times. A good father does not hide the wrongs of a child, otherwise he would bear the brunt of pampering in future. There is no comparison between GEJ and our President Buhari.
Please, Mr. Abati, call a spade a spade.
While you are "partially right", a "Good Father" does not "chose moments" to chastise his child!
He does not wait until that child is "sacked from office" before asking him to explain his "ill-gotten wealth".


Dont remind me of that my Neighbour while l was growing up! grin grin grin



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Politics › Re: Reuben Abati: Who Would Ever Think Edwin Clark Would Publicly Disown Jonathan by lastpage: 1:35pm On Oct 16, 2015
StOla:
What a lesson.

Abati is yet to tell us about his own impression concerning the GEJ administration he served in.

In the fullness of time, even Diezani will confess in court that a clueless boss is the best for a thieving employee.

Imagine that "America will know" episode regarding the missing $20B. Diezani and Okonjo-Iweala must have laughed themselves to delirium, wondering how unfortunate Nigeria is to be saddled with a gullible dunce. A kindergarten president indeed.

As for Clark, Jonathan was not lacking in the political will to fight corruption. He was busy at his Aso villa laboratory, inventing the long anticipated technology to fight global corruption.

Clown!
YOU nailed it!

Reuben Abatti: The timing is also auspicious: just when the public is beginning to worry about the direction of the Buhari government, E. K. Clark shows up to lend a hand of support and endorsement. Only one phrase was missing in his statement, and it should have been added: “my son, Buhari.” It probably won’t be too long before we hear the old man saying “I am a statesman, Buhari is my son.”
Abatti is not better than the Pa Edwin Clark he is trying to ridicule!

We all know what a fine journalist/Editor Abatti was, in his days at Gurdian Newspaper but one he got that job to "defend perfidy", he lost all sense of reasoning!

So, if Abatti is trying to tell us his has regained his senses, why then should we or do we not expect Pa Edwin Clarke to regain his?
What is good for Abatti is also good for the "fine" old clown.


In my own Dictionary, the word HYPOCRITE describes both Abatti and Pa Clark.
Nuff said.




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Travel › Re: See What This Funke Oyinbo, Ukrainian Said About Nigeria by lastpage: 1:18pm On Oct 16, 2015
If you are intelligent and really desire to know WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON ..... Watch at least five different stations on that particular issue!

1.) Your local TV station (Govt mouth-piece). They would lie to you and tell you what Govt wants you to hear!
2.) Watch CNN - They would give you a perspective of what the American Govt thinks, about the issue, from a selfish perspective. If you add "Faux News" to it, then you can hear it from a "racist" point of view! grin grin
3.) Watch BBC - You will hear what the "colonial masters" still think of their former slave! grin
4.) Watch French Television (France 24) - You will hear what a struggling Power and its European "follow-follow" make of it
5.) Watch Russian Television (R.T) - You will hear "alternative opinion" radically different from all the above, ....with a Russian/Socialist tint.



At the end of the day, IN-BETWEEN all the above, LIES THE TRUTH!
Its now left to you to "figure it out"
..... if you are INTELLIGENT .




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Crime › Re: Man Kills Bricklayer For Sleeping With His Wife by lastpage: 7:12am On Oct 16, 2015
ginawest:
you killed somebody because you caught him having sex with your wife?I wonder how some men reason
The day your Nigga will catch you, he will probably pump the bullet between your legs,..... not just the man alone! undecided undecided undecided

Arrant Olosho!
Celebrities › Re: "Yvonne Said Nigerians Are Useless And silly": Man Accused Of Assaulting Actress by lastpage: 6:58am On Oct 16, 2015
I dont blame the girl, when you people see some TV actress and start acting like you have seen Jesus!

You deserved to be snubbed and insulted, next time, you will know how to control you being "star struck".


As for the silly Nelson, she actually deserve a big slap across the face. Senseless slut.




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NYSC › Re: Going Back To My Parent's After POP by lastpage: 2:56pm On Oct 15, 2015
"If" EVERYTHING FAILS...

Remember your PARENTS WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU!


Ile-Baba, ki bo'mo leru!
(A parents house never scares a child)

Dont let "ego and unnecessary arrogance cum "copy-copy" drive you to desperation simply because you dont want to "return home".
Its a temporary phase that will eventually pass!

Dont join bad gangs all in the name of "staying out", especially with friends


God bless my Parents, they were there when l needed help .... and God bless me, for not abusing that privilege! undecided undecided



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Celebrities › Re: Fela's Bedroom Preserved Exactly How It Was Before His Death (Photo) by lastpage: 2:46pm On Oct 15, 2015
shadowgwalker:
The room dirty shaaa! This man was a typical yorobah man. See bayshitgrin
See the sayting of the bade like ashiawo own.

Nah for this small room the lokah man been dey tidy bannies?shwo!
[size=16pt]TYPICAL "Okoro-Nyaminrin" bad-belle! grin grin grin


HATERZ .....since 1965 [/size]
tongue tongue tongue

Celebrities › Re: Fela's Bedroom Preserved Exactly How It Was Before His Death (Photo) by lastpage: 2:44pm On Oct 15, 2015
bronzegoddess:
Ok....but is fela really as important as people say he is?
Even though you are a lil'kid, you suppose get Daddy for house that you can ask! huh huh

Or do you mean even him does not know? shocked shocked

Google is also Free!
undecided undecided



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NB: Find below, for your "Free Education". grin

Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 5:19pm On Oct 14, 2015
IMO, Saraki is doing a lot of "hanky-panky" with his way of doing confirmation!

those who said "Ai" at times just shout loud while those who say "Nay" may be more in number... but cant shout louder.


I think what we need, for a "free and fair" confirmation is a REAL COUNT of hands or some electronic means whereby each Senator presses a button on his table and this transmits his number (count) as part of the side he/she supports.

I have seen Saraki give a "wry smile" knowing that he has used his gavel to manipulate the wish of his Senators!

This kind of thing breeds corruption...where only the Senate President finally decides with his gavel, irrespective of what his members say


Dearis Goodu o!!!





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Career › Re: For Bankers, Ex Bankers And Bankers To Be by lastpage: 3:36pm On Oct 14, 2015
dannio:
Please l want to ask why is it difficult and very impossible for those who have left the banking system and wish to come back into the system.l mean you hear statement like they need people who are still in the system
Depends on why they left, where they left to and what they have been doing since they left..... in terms of how relevant.
Even more importantly, Management level cadre more easily integrate back into the system, than those on lower level because at a certain level, its not how much you know (technically).... but a case of "Human and Resource Mgt", to achieve set Objectives, coupled with what connections you have that can bring-in needed Funds".


Hope that helps?


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Career › Re: For Bankers, Ex Bankers And Bankers To Be by lastpage: 3:26pm On Oct 14, 2015
airsaylongcon:
Wow! Those were the heady beginning days of IT in banking. Most of the beginning of your response wasn't necessary for me (I'm a top-notch computing grad - I think *wink*) but I guess a whole lot of other folks will have found it helpful. I didn't consider the software side especially calculating interests for customer loans and deposits. Very insightful.

I have a strong preference for network and computer security so I'm thinking there must have been huge security risks using a Yahoo mail account (surely it has to be a yahoo account at that time) to communicate corporate information. Hillary Clinton is rocking-and-rolling simply for using a server she controlled talkless of a free public mail server. Even if it was a paid AOL account these risks were still present. How did you guys mitigate the risks of such corporate info falling into the hands of *erm* hack**s? Back then those original hackers were really black hat command line wizards.

As for those 090 lines... Mehn u have been a really big boy. Who born monkey that time? Lol.

Finally, regarding the in house technical team. Are you implying that the developers then gave unfettered access to the source code. Cos being able to access the code to fix all Y2k issues must have meant you guys combed every line of code. At the time, was 4 months really early? I'm sure as a little kid I had first head of Y2k on CNN in 98 (might be wrong)

At all: Sorry if I'm derailing o! No more technical questions regarding this any more. Sorry ehn.. Make una no vex for me
Cunny man-die, cunny-man bury am.
If you really need to say something that was "classified", you say half on the Email and say the other important half by Phone.
That was pre-agreed. Its like the current Hash-key/hand-shake system ........ you wont get a complete picture unless you have both keys.
Back then, within our Nigerian environment, criminal 'geeks' are not too into yahoo-yahoo to the level we have today, no "online presence" and no ATM/Cards to hack!.

Hilary Clinton's case was "deliberate" because she was a "Politically exposed person"... which l am not. Nobody knew blacky like me sef! grin grin

We had this agreement with our Hardware/Software vendors" If we buy from you, you have to train our staff so that we dont run to you for any "small thing".
We have a lot of software/hardware/Network/Database Admins in-house back then.
Infact, the software we were using before we went online ...... (we use to collect diskettes from each branch by courier, and load onto the H/Office DataBase Server, run it and then send back to Update branches, ofcourse their Cabal is always one day late! grin grin )..... was written IN-HOUSE! so we had good guys already.
During implementation, we always ensure we ask questions and no the nitty-gritty and after that, we all went to the Vendor's office abroad, for more training!
They also dont want to be coming here over every little thing, its a win-win for both of us. Mind you, we were not "modifying their software" without their knowledge and consent, its more of we are doing what they would have done for us, anyway.... by ourselves.
What we can do and what we cant do are all specified in the signed agreement of "purchase and support".
I was always attending one training or the other, in foreign countries. (dont ask me about the Out of station allowance o! wink grin ).

So, with some help from them, and not being novices ourselves, we were able to know where to go and what to change.

Four Months was to start the "actual implementation of scenarios and options we had figured-out. You cant start tampering with a working program, too early moreover, we had other daily routine jobs we do on a daily basis.

Advice: Stay with software development and/or Security. Avoid Network/hardware, if you are still young.
Those are sterile areas, going forward.

Cheers.


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I am watching "Screening" O!
Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 3:06pm On Oct 14, 2015
Zellie:
Why are they clapping for Ngige shocked ...he didn't say anything!
They already made a decision that any former Senator, will be "Bow and Go".
Four more still to do that.

Its a kind of "rub-my-back, l rub-your-back-later" thingy! ....nothing to do with Ngige as a person though undecided undecided

Corruption in its finest form.




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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 3:03pm On Oct 14, 2015
lastpage:
Chris Ngige needs to be careful, there is a very thin-line between trying to be "funny" like "liar" Mohammed ... and appearing condescending or even Patronising!

He is a good man but needs to thread with caution with regards to the first five minutes of his speech.

Just my perception.


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Chai! See SOLIDARITY within our Senators!

All hail Ngige, the first "bow and go" today!
Whether its a good thing or not, l leave us to judge.




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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 3:00pm On Oct 14, 2015
Chris Ngige needs to be careful, there is a very thin-line between trying to be "funny" like "liar" Mohammed ... and appearing condescending or even Patronising!

He is a good man but needs to thread with caution with regards to the first five minutes of his speech.

Just my perception.


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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 2:46pm On Oct 14, 2015
FreeGlobe:
how do you apologise without having any regrets? perhaps yoruba logic
It is called WISDOM! which obviously you dont have any!
What manner of intelligent accuse, stands before a Judge and insults the Judge's father? grin grin

You can see this from the fact that Fashola DID NOT APOLOGISE YESTERDAY OR THE DAY BEFORE.... but said "for National Unity", l apologise to those who are disgruntled"..... a kind of "conditional apology" .... in a Ministerial screening for which he is standing! grin grin

If you want a small child to do what you want, you tell him what he wants to hear .......and you still have your way!

It is called Ego-massage .... an empty-headed Nyanmiri's like you, seem to swim and wallow in it.


So, there you have it .......[size=18pt]notwithstanding, you still remain DEPORTED[/size]
! grin grin



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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 1:07pm On Oct 14, 2015
FreeGlobe:
you Yorubas on this thread are senseless. Fashola duely apologised over the matter and asked that it should be rested!
Gerrout here, olori'pelebe!

Nyamirin slowpoke!


If you are not satisfied, go and hang yourself.


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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 12:37pm On Oct 14, 2015
FreeGlobe:
A research said most Nigerians have low IQ... I agree because of you
Your foolish research will see that Fashola would be confirmed TODAY .... to your Eternal shame and #Wailing! tongue tongue

These slowpokes are asking Fashola they should have asked their Governor in their Erosion-ridden land!




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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 12:33pm On Oct 14, 2015
darmiee1:
And you think if Fashola was to steal, it will be 72 million naira which is not enough for rogue local council chairman...?

It is important to reason and stop all these instigation.
Thank you jare! That was why he made the analogy l referred to, earlier

Remember his analogy about "your brother and your car keys" Vs. "your brother and your ten naira"
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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 12:31pm On Oct 14, 2015
FreeGlobe:
open question, yes or no. Fashola was blowing grammar. Anyway, he agreed the website and boreholes were done for 78 million and 300 million naira so respectively but he didn't sign the checks. what a fraud!
[size=18pt]#WAILER ALERT! [/size]tongue tongue


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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 12:28pm On Oct 14, 2015
adioolayi:
"May Our Loyalty Not Be Tested"-BRF


We must admit Fashola Dodge the Website and Borehole questions
He answered it in the most "diplomatic way" without a "direct insult" at the person who posed the question.


Remember his analogy about "your brother and your car keys" Vs. "your brother and your ten naira"




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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 12:26pm On Oct 14, 2015
Senators are like -- "These Loyalty tin dey fear us o"! grin grin grin



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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 12:22pm On Oct 14, 2015
kokoA: I'm not yoruba neither a tribalist, but I've noticed that educated yoruba men are usually very brilliant administrators and eloquent speakers.
Koleman:
also not Yoruba but its true.
am proudly YORUBA ....and l endorse your opinions.

[size=16pt]Brilliancy is "Genetical" in Yorubas..... let me sound "modest".[/size]

Awolowo was an example.





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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 12:18pm On Oct 14, 2015
Fashola is what we call "Lai-wowe Lecturer" ............in those days!

A Lecturer that will teach you good stuff, right from his head.... for hours!




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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 12:16pm On Oct 14, 2015
[size=18pt]"Actions, must have CONSEQUENCES". - BRF! [/size]


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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 12:04pm On Oct 14, 2015
LieDetector:
Enyinnaya abaribe asking fashola if he truly built a website with N78m grin
[size=18pt]#WAILER Senator![/size]

But trust me, Fashola will use these "bad-belle" question to showcase his level of intelligence, honesty and leadership".
At the end of the day, he is giving them a free lecture!


Reminds me of that Aminat woman, yesterday.

Look,, "a star like Fashola will always shine, even if you put it under the bed".



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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 11:59am On Oct 14, 2015
obailala:
Fashola presently taking questions... From the questions so far, it appears Fashola is being pitched for the FCT ministry.
Fashola needs to be put on a National level where his works would be felt "nationally".


Another "#WAILER Senator has started with his foolish Questions



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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 11:57am On Oct 14, 2015
papawemba:
TVC abeg give the live streaming volume

Go to Channels TV..
............ live streaming.



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Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 11:55am On Oct 14, 2015
JW214:
Fashola now looks old with grey hair.....

I respect this man
To Govern a state like Lagos, is a nightmare but he did it successfully.


The current "fat-one", (omo-Baaba) appears to be dozing on the seat up till now.

All roads are bad, drainages are blocked and the whole place seems to be at a stand-still
angry angry



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BTW: I am an APC backer so dont think this is a matter of "politicking". undecided
Politics › Re: Nigeria: Senate Screens Buhari’s Ministers (day 2) – LIVE UPDATES by lastpage: 11:52am On Oct 14, 2015
"Fashy-Baba", always On-Point!



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Politics › Re: 3 Lagos Senators endorse Fashola's nomination. bad news for the wailers!!! by lastpage: 4:54am On Oct 14, 2015
anonimi:
The person spewing TRASH here is you for praising someone who stole our [/b]money and DEPRIVED [b]us of basic services like the Light Rail, not so huh

sad
Who is this one trying to "form association" with? angry angry
"our" Money......
Deprived "us"......


Abeg, we know ourselves in Lagos and one Fl@t-headed buffoon from the BEast is certainly not one of us! grin grin grin

Gargantuan Nonsense!



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