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dearpreye:
Let's see how GMB starts with the Petroleum Ministry!

Dont forget he worked there before, he knows how "it is done" inside out.


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naijababe:
@ lastpage, I look forward, hope and pray for that day

trust me, even Tinubu can smell the coffee.
All he wants now is for the Government of GMB to let his company (Alpha-Beta, which by the way, is already collecting for 28 out of our 36 states) get the contract to collect Taxes on behalf the Govt.
Now, that is not a criminal activity, he does a good job at it in lagos...and he only gets 4% commission though l think such things should be done by "Public tendering", for us to get the best possible deal.

But he knows Buhari is some mental old man who is not even after money anymore....
People like GMB who just want to leave a "mark" on the sands of time, are very dangerous, almost like a suicide bomber!

At the moment, he enjoys the benefit of being in the "inner circle" ..... "No one, not even Buhari or even Obama, HURRIEDLY bites the finger that fed them"...... as long as Jagaban "maintains"
If tinubu messes-up, all his assets and he himself, will be gone faster than the wind!


We will egt there, step-by-step.


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olandoboy:
I wonder where this report comes from,even Charles Taylor was given asylum not 2 talk of madam OPEC

Charles Taylor's issue was[size=18pt] WAR[/size] in his country .....not [size=18pt]looting[/size] of his country's treasury.

You guys should try to "analyze issues" critically before posting replies.

Compare "like" for "like"


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engrkenny:
This is a democracy, time for retroactive decrees is past. Our economy is crashing and Mr. President to be goes to war with OPEC president? Trust me he knows better than that. Am not a fan that woman in any way, even my friends from bayelsa detest her, but we have to move on, change them and let's move on. Funny enough the entire Gulf Coast countries would even compete to grant her asylum if she actually requested one, these Sahara reporters are joke.

You really dont understand what you are saying!

Once she is REMOVED from being Nigeria's Petroleum Minister, she will be RECALLED AND REPLACED as the OPEC Minister!

End of story!

[size=14pt]You think OPEC wants to be stained and headed by a THIEF?[/size]

Think! ...THINK!!.... T-H-I-N-K!!!!


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GeorgeAmax:
I wonder the kind of govt apc is going to run. That is to say those that are in apc are not corrupt? I hope buhari is going to probe the govt of Ameachi, Saraki, Tinubu, etc.

This is how it is done: You prosecute the most obvious and easiest to prosecute Criminals first.... and move on from there.

It is called the "Low-hanging Fruit Principle".
Why should l use the "resources and time" that can nail five Criminals, to chase a single Criminal who commits similar offense?

*Obasanjo used it on the likes of Bode "Tewonde" George (who were in the opposition to him in PDP).... while he left some PDP thieves like IBB and Anennih, Andy Ubah, e.t.c....untouched.
Now, What is wrong if Buhari uses it on those OBJ left untouched?

*Jonathan could have also used it to nail some of them that were in the opposition but he himself was too busy stealing and lacks "the balls" anyway.

At the end of the day, as long as we keep reducing the NUMBERS of these Criminals in Power, it is always "minus one".
We careless about who brings them to BOOK!



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As for other crooks like Tinubu, IBB, OBJ, Anenih, Jonathan, e.t.c l believe as long as they live, their time will come sooner than imagined.

So, relax and enjoy the Movie. It will get Part 4!

IsraeliAIRFORCE:
You are prone to believe the lies propagated by Saharareporters hence the ability to critically analyze intentions and makeup lies are lost.

This is what absolute antagonism does to intellectuals. Kills their subjectivity.

You'all keep abusing Sahara Reporters because you dont like them exposing your shenannigans which by Nigerian Journalism standards, would have been covered-up with a few brown Envelopes to our Press Men and if that does not work, give them the Dele Giwa treatment (while rewarding his sneaching wife, Ita Giwa!!).

But none of you have come out with IRREFUTABLE PROOF that any of their exposee was wrong!

99% of the time, what they Publish is the absolute TRUTH!....and they are somehow always ahead of the News Curve!
How they do it still baffles me!
Its like they have a mole in every organisation and household in Nigeria.

Just list 3 Stories thy have broken, that turned out not to be TRUE.
List them, and l will list 30 (yes, ten times multiple) of stories they broke that were true.


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callmenow:
Rubbish speculation. Why should she request asylum if she had money? It only costs $250,000 to get residency in most countries in the world. This includes the U.S. and the EU countries. Don't forget that she is the chairman of OPEC and a lot of inter-governmental organisations. By the way BCA is a non-serious organisation that is virtually moribund based in the backwaters of London.

Dont be so openly ignorant!

There are people referred to as [size=14pt]"POLITICALLY EXPOSED PERSONS"[/size] (PEP).
The application of such people is NOT treated the same way as the application of say a Dangotte, who is a Private Business Man.

The first thing Dezianni Madueke will lose, is that OPEC Chairmanship.
Write it down that l said so TODAY.

STFU if you dont know jerk!


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Cadamlk:
I wonder why she's running.Nobody is chasing her yet.

I was wondering too!

Buhari is not yet even sworn-in and still has some Two Months or so?

As an Igbo Woman, she is supposed to be BRAVE now, abi at least have some Gra-Gra to boot!

Let her calm down!
All she has to do is TAKE A DEEP IN THE LAGOS LAGOON.........and her sins will be washed away!


BTW: #SaiBAba has promised ti build new Prisons so she might be lucky to share a room with Shekau since he is reputed to love "Virgins"!
I would have recommended FFK but that guy has done too many Igbi women already! No be only him dey ground.


"The GUILTY are ALWAYS AFRAID"
"The Wicked run when no one is chasing after them" - Holy Bible.


Awon Criminals forming "Leadership"!



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Fellonigerians:
Do you know whether I am Igbo

Am l referring to YOU?

If you are and l need to know, l will know


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Fellonigerians:
From the comments so far, a lot of Yoruba people have been making their own comments. Why single out Igbos cos of 1 person's statement? Repent so that you hatred does not consume you o. Watch how you generalize about a particular group of people cos people can also generalize about your tribe.

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Is it a mere coincidence that it is basically people of Igbo Origins that are making this hateful assertions?
Did you see the Governor's mouth in his daughter's mouth?
Why are they tying this to Yoruba culture?

You only need to go through and read their PREVIOUS comments (not minding their using fake, Yoruba-sounding handles), to know where they are from.


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omenka:
Let me secure this seat at the dining table while I go look for maggi to put in the Op's stew.


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Hmmm. Seems the Op was right after all.

dailyindependentnig.com/2015/04/shell-pays-3b-taxes-royalties-nigeria-govt-2014/

Cc: Lalasticlala.

This explains why Madam Eyes Froggy has been running from pillar to post trying to cushion the impact of her eventual fall. This explains why she insisted the report of the KPMG investigation should not be made public because "a rabid opposition would take advantage of it". Rather only a piecemeal of the report where it was stated $1.5billion was missing was released to the ravenous public to gnaw on.

This country has been bled almost to death under Jonathan. It is a miracle she still survives!!

Jonathan, the Superintendent... is the best President Nigeria ever had!
At least if we consider Stealing and looting of our crude resources.... as NOT STEALING nor CORRUPTION!

But l have good NEWS, I hear Allisson Madueke (Petroleum Minister) has decided to surrender her Private Jet (only under Jonathan can a serving Minister buy a Private Jet!) and has also dropped some of our stolen Dollars back in a Zenith Bank Account.
See, everyone is getting "Born-Again"...... just at the sight of that gap-toothed "Islamic fundamentalist" Mallam called #Sai Buhari!

What else can we ask for?

SHELL PETROLEUM: The company lamented that pipelines traversing Ogoniland have been subjected to some of the highest rates of oil theft and sabotage in recent years, but said improved access has now made it possible for SPDC to enhance security measures in partnership with local communities and to develop a more comprehensive picture of spill sites requiring clean-up.

The oil giant said Ogoni communities in 2014 took direct responsibility for monitoring oil theft along the sections of the Trans Niger Pipeline (TNP) that traverse through their communities, noting that the pipeline that transports crude oil through Ogoniland to the Bonny Export Terminal has been heavily impacted by theft in recent years.

Oil theft and Sabotage was what Jonathan was encouraging in the creeks.
In his warped-thinking, he thinks it is okay to do so since the Oil is drilled from there.

The result is a few more Criminals who became stupendously rich... while majority of the Niger-Deltans still remain miserably poor and their environment remains one of the most under-developed.

But then, "Jonathan is our Son" .... So, its all okay and dandy-grandy!


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Goodnuel:
Since we have more female interests, we will start with female foot wares..

Thank you all for following.

That is SEXIST! I am going to carry Placard and protest in front of Aso Rock!

Just kidding.

Good job you are doing in-here.

As someone who has always been fascinated with shoe-making, as a very young teenager, l tried my hands on regularly sewing my own shoes (mending) when they open-up using the Horl (l even make my own Horl from broken Umbrella iron fins and small wood) and thread extracted from old Tyres and some Gum!
I was that Baad-Arze!

I noticed of recent, one cant get good gum in the market!
What you have are "faked", diluted and very watery textured gum that dont last when you use them on shoe soles!
Back in the days, you could use a gum on a Football Boots without even the need to sew it all around. Such was the strength.

Now, the gums are as useful as for gumming Paper together!

Can you recommend where (from which seller/store) l can get/buy really reliable GUM in Lagos?
Even in Mushin, no joy!
I guess "sourcing" of good materials for shoe-making has become a challenge in our highly "substandard & faked materials" environment .

Its a hobby for me as l like fiddling with my hand ......l mean "fiddling" with DIY house-work/chores o!

Am enjoying ur thread wella-wella.


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GenBuhari:
[size=13pt]Yet people are accusing me of accusing US of conspiracy.

What concerns America High commission on Nigerian elections?

Are the the election observers not enough?

Why is America's embassy acting like a parallel government in Nigeria?

If it is not a conspiracy that USA is too involved in our affairs, can we explain the reason why they are so involved?

Hear comes the conspiracy:

America is simply playing to gallery of Nigerian public to fake a friendship whilst secretly conspiring to deny our president elect his mandate; so that when we are eventually disenfranchised in a few weeks time by whichever means, suspicion would be deflected from them and their stooges / agents namely the likes of: Thief Obasanjo, IBB, Danjuma, Abdulsalami Abubakar, Sambo Dasuki who are all currently falling over themselves faking support for democracy in public.

Of course there was massive rigging in Rivers state and USA secretly supported it, but that is all irrelevant. [/size]

How many of you people will l be FASTING for now?


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Scholes007:
am just waiting to see what the failure can do... on 29th may i will count 1 until 100 then i will wait for his monumental failures to come knocking...and if it knocks i will open door and number them and then release result... oooh less i forget, that is if he has not banned freedom of speech

[size=18pt]Mr. WAITER![/size]


Can l have my Red Wine now? Pls add some Ice.

Thanks.


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ozoigbondu:
l hope is 6 to 6 dry fasting

Mbaa'nu!
A whole 12hrs Fasting for only you?

How much SENSE was l hoping to get into your BiG-FLAT HEAD?

Just 'Tee-Ree' hrs is enough..... we can fill the rest with "Expired Indomie"!


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Blackchampion:
[/s] What is dis 1 saying.

I know you have comprehension problems...


Okay, Read it below, in 3D!

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I hope you can comprehend now?

Opo'onu Sogoo'nu!


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seunlayi: after winning election, there is God o

chrisbaba1:
omo odua ronuuu! Omo Ajo'kuta ma'momi ronuu!.... is he God? girls that are missing for one year...

Some would have died
some married off to islamists all over Africa.

Plus Buhari never promised....

Dont make that mistake again!
He is one of those "Fl@tHead SaTANoids" who register with Yoruba-sounding names, just so they can cause disharmony online.
Just read his previous posts and u will get my drift.

By their statements we shall know them.


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Blackchampion:
President-elect, Gen Muhammadu Buhari says his incoming government cannot promise the return of missing Chibok girls but that they would do everything within their power to secure their return. He said this in a statement he released today April 13th to commemorate one year of the girls' abduction. The statement below...

Today is a time to reflect on the pain and suffering of the victims, their friends and families. Our thoughts and prayers, and that of the whole Nigerian Nation, are with you today. I want to assure all of them, and particularly the parents, that when my new Administration takes office at the end of May, we will do everything we can to defeat Boko Haram. We will act differently from the Government we replace: we hear the anguish of our citizens and intend to respond accordingly.
This new approach must also begin with honesty. We do not know if the Chibok girls can be rescued. Their whereabouts remain unknown. As much as I wish to, I cannot promise that we can find them. But I say to every parent, family member and friend of the children that my Government will do everything in its power to bring them home. What I can pledge, with absolute certainty, is that starting on the first day of my Administration Boko Haram will know the strength of our collective will and commitment to rid this nation of terror, and bring back peace and normalcy to all the affected areas. Boko Haram” means “Western Education is Sinful”. When they are defeated militarily, as they will be, we will ensure our citizens in the affected areas have improved educational opportunities as a direct counterbalance to Boko Haram’s twisted ideology.

I just love the "DIRECTNESS and HONESTY" of this Mallam GMB!
And the way he answers questions convinces you that he knows exactly what he is doing!

Unlike that "double-speaking Snake" who says one thing openly and does the exact opposite behind the scenes!
Unlike that Arrow from Otuoke whose only response to important "National Questions" is: I am not aware, l was not there, America will know"!

We remember Jonathan painted an Aeroplane, just two days to the Presidential election, that he said he will use in bringing the girls to Abuja after CATEGORICALLY promising they would be found "BEFORE WEEKEND".

That made me think he must either:
1.) Know where they were kept

2.) Be the one who kept them

3.) Working hand-in-hand with those who kidnapped them.

I also remember that General Aziza, before his death was "arranged", said PDP = Boko Haram = PDP
Makes me wonder that "If he has won the election (by rigging it ofcourse), those girls would have been found as he promised.

Thus, l think if GMB wants to find the girls, he needs to "handle Jonathan" well-well.
That guy must tell the Nation whats he knows concerning the disappearance of those Chibok girls


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ozoigbondu:
Call me heartless but personally i believe this chibok girls is a big scam but since it is one of APC main changing campaign points and promises buhari must produce them within two months after he must have crushed boko haram

NO EXCUSES

I am fasting on your behalf!


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winningbt:
OK! Who is next?

Musiliu Obanikoro!


...Then Fayose will Resign next!


One by One, this "house of thieves", built on Corruption, will collapse.

[size=14pt]They just want to make GMB's job easier, not that they are scampering to safety![/size]



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seunfly:
Ni igbati KO si amin ni ori re, bawo ni o sent fe tumon si ibeyen.

Cheesux Christ!

Eleyi le'gan o!


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KIRIJI:
Its the same. He is also refered to as Olowo Eko.

Btw, here is the Ijebu King, Awujale Ademuyewo Afidipote with the Governor of the Lagos Crown Colony, Sir Gilbert Thomas Carter (?) in 1852 at Epe, the Naval Base of the Ijebu Kingdom in present day Lagos state

Please, always pronounce the name of our Monarchs IN FULL!


Awujale Ademuyewo [size=18pt]Afìdípòtèmólè.[/size]... (The one who uses his "backside" to dismantle enmity!)


#Sai Ijebu!
Even "Onyebeke" sef dey bow!




But hey, dont we have pictures of Igbos who were "shon-of-d-shoil" living in Lagos or Ijebu, .... in those days!

Sorry, l think l am getting nostalgic for nothing.


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seunfly:
Oboy!!!!! That name go fear you ooooo, you will know he is real traditional man. Esugbayi = Adoration to Satan or Satan has respect.

[size=18pt]Èsúgbàyí[/size] as in "The Devil Accepted this"!

Your Yoruba is "suspect"!
Abi you be Yiibo?

See Swagger for Yoruba land .....since time of Jesus!


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