₦airaland Forum

Amatarasha:
Yorubas are making us proud , just like d igbos ..but d fulani hausa are doing nothing

That's the unfortunate truth

eliyke:
country wey dey work,unlike our darling daddy wey dey busy dey fight corruption

No matter what Buhari or any Messiah does or thinks he can do Nigeria will never have a tenth of that money to pay 200M (and growing) moroons as MW. Most Nigerians are still ignorant about what 200M unproductive mouths mean

TinubuGoQuench:
Africa is cursed
Africa is a dark continent
Nigeria is a third world country

No it's 4th world country with 9th world clueless youths

clarifier:
Yes a column was provided for that. Assets are stated in the Financial Analysis Chapter under key assumptions (purchase price, year of acquisition and lifespan) followed by your product and services you plan to render

Thanks for the privileged info, appreciate

clarifier:
My advice to you and your trainee's whenever applying for such kind of loans even if they said no collateral needed, in your business plan tell them your business have an asset even if it was a vehicle of 500,000(no one will ask you for its particulars) that shows you are committed in the business and it is profitable that means it was not only there money invested in the business it will only be used foir expansion.

Is there a space for this entry on the N5,000 business template sold and recommended by NIRSAL?

clarifier:
Please do not discourage others just because you ain't selected what I observed was the process is very slow but at last you will be selected just exercise patient. I did my interview for over 7 months on 11 february but have not heard from them until last 2 weeks that my loan has been approved I should accept the offer by visiting there site through a link they sent me from I accept the offer on friday by tuesday the money was already credited to my account. I think yours is around the corner too since we did our interview same month

I didn't apply for it I only train SMEs, however, your advise is noted

Kokaine:
hope you are aware that nirsal and nirsal micro finance bank are different bodies altogether. The nirsal boss has nothing to do with the microfinance bank. That nmfb has its own boss totally unrelated. So kindly inform the masses correctly

The NIRSAL Microfinance bank is owned 50% by the Nigerian Banker's Committee, 40% By NIRSAL and 10% by NIPOST and they are directly managed by the NIRSAL of CBN whose name they bear. So what is misleading here about the hopeless initiative?

luminouz:
Lmaoooo....


U don vex finish...

I'm very involved with enterprise development trainings so nirsal is just another shameless fraud like the rest before it. My cousin I introduced almost 2 years ago only got to interview stage and nothing note since over 7 months ago. 2 other SMES I mentor have same experience. A WhatsApp group of over 270 people that attended trainings same thing. Nigeria is hopeless and is not Buhari or Jonathan

All lies! 98% of applicants who had paid N10,000 for training never got it. It all goes to SMEDAN, CBN and NIRSAL staff cronies. As of now SMEDAN people even have to link you to special consultants who will help you apply and get it for 10% of your loan. And even the nirsal boss is said to be busy buying cars and houses. Nigeria is a hopeless country and we will all die here

BigSarah:
You’ve poor communication skills,do you know what colonialism is about

America was colonized but it's not hopeless like us, Ethiopia was never colonised but how have they fared? If you don't know what you are doing you will always be colonised by those that do. We are a disappointment we blacks

BigSarah:
Most of this Asian countries achieved this dominance within 30yrs...Obviously African leaders in general have some sort of disability...

Personally I don’t believe there’s hope for Africa, Nigeria especially, our leaders got the worst lecture during colonialism that was all about stealing and exploitation, so you can’t expect them do anything worthy that what the British taught them... and that’s what the politician are teaching their henchmen and lackeys ... The system is rigged and no one seems to care!

Ask your father if he worked under the British and if he was taught how to steal. Why not visit Britain and see how they handle thieves in public office? Those of us that like blaming outsiders we are part of the problem of this country

iampeterben:
God bless you my brother na the truth you talk cos even if I message CBN is like they don't even see my messages. Jim is our town's person but he is outrightly stealing from me.

You see?

iampeterben:
Na my N1,800 every month for SMS charges dem take dey hit billions so. Its well!

Zenith has the highest charges both hidden and open. And Emefiele has rigged everything at CBN in their favor

HighQue007:
Nigerians are so backwards and hypocritic in nature. Just because he voted or campaigned for APC against the worst government doesn't mean he can't go against APC. To me that's the essence of growth and when you grow, your believe is bound to change. We grow everyday and there is nothing wrong if he speaks out this time.
Nothing can justify the fact that we all voted out a govt we thought to be bad and we would do it all over again and for the this government, we will do the same. So don't come with your 'but you voted out GEJ'...this government is corrupt just just like the ones before it but GEJ government is the most corrupt of them all. #peace

Most of the morons here can't understand the simple logical explanation you have given here. Thank God there are still few sensible people like you

CilicMarin:
If you go to his page on Facebook and see how the descendants of Hebrew Jews worship him, you will be very ashamed on their behalf..

Hahahahaha, it's few of them that have sound home training, they grow up in the market mostly where the loud music can confuse any brain. Have lived with them and know them very very well. Logical reasoning not their call at all, their worst undoing is the widespread philosophy of now, tomorrow is not a consideration in their worldview and is why they lose politically all the time

EVILFOREST:
Most of them are USELESS...
The MOMENT you are RICH, Nigerian Pastors become automatically GULLIBLE. They NOSEDIVE at your decisions.
The CULPRITS of NIGERIA'S PROBLEMS are...
1. The PASTORS.
2. The POLITICIANS.
3. The PEOPLE of NIGERIA.
Please, ask me why I didn't add the IMAMS and the NATIVE DOCTORS...?

For almost 15 years now, I have deserted anything that has to do with the NIGERIAN CHURCH.
In fact, I never felt I was losing morals with each Sunday that passed in Nigeria without going to church back then.
At some point my Mother stopped disturbing me about it since my Life was even getting better than everyone else around me.

GOD is not a MAN...,that's why so many STUPID PRAYERS coming from Nigeria are not answered.
In Nigeria, you see a GUY who can't afford pairs of shoes or steady house rent praying for Private Jet.
U find a LADY who lives in a SQUALOR, praying for the Latest IPhone.
Those days Churches taught Morals.
Now we teach them Morals.

.....The LEADERS of any COUNTRY are always the product of that country.
What NIGERIA is today, is by the making of those residing in Nigeria and not outsiders.
U can't plant PEPPER and be expecting MANGO.
GOD Is not even aware of these Useless churches in Nigeria, in fact it irritates God.

Hahahahahaha, sense will not kee you

Obaawonuniversi:
Really do you know how many girls that are fight just to have me ��

Yes girls and teenagers, be patient you will understand as you grow, we were all fine boys before

Aliyu10562:
Insha Allah,it will be totally eliminated before the ending of next month

Don't ever talk like that in life, always be quiet when things are going your way. The first World war was thought will last 3 months - it lasted 4 years! Pray and keep quiet

Best advice ever given on NL though most them young folks won't understand

OriOko88:
Show us the picture now. Liar.

This is Manchester UK airport 2019 I took this picture the same day I snapped the one sent yesterday, don't talk anyhow on NL and stop assuming only corpers and jambites read comments here.

OriOko88:
Show us the picture now. Liar.

The below is a picture I took at the airport last year at Manchester airport but no train in the background, shall go through my archive tomorrow when I reach office and find you a picture with their diesel powered train in it. There's no need to insult you I already know where your type ends up. I'm only sending it for the benefit of others that are human beings. I'm waiting for who will deny that is Manchester airport

backnbeta:
CAMA is not only about accountability, it's a deliberate fight against the leadership of the church and the body of Christ generally. How can the government, our own government for that matter dip their hands in the church's management when we know that whatever they touch gets destroyed?

I am a Christian, call me a sheeple, but I will rather have my money spent by the GO than have the government spend my money after I've been overly taxed by the same government

Yes it is, is about envy because the rising status of the church scares them. Any sane Christian must reject this in totality

EVILFOREST:
How Please...?
There are such TRAINS in the United States, Russia and Many Parts of Europe.
IF you term it OLD, why not manufacture yours and stop patronizing the expertise of the WHITE MAN...
What stops you from making SPEED TRAINS and Bullet trains..?
What's stopping you from going to the MOON, after all it's right above your head.
...NIGERIA a Country of BEGGARS with CHOICE

Don't mind the slowpoke the train running from Manchester city center UK to Manchester international airport is exactly like this one, nonsense misdirected youths

ublight:
however, semen retention is not a ticket to blow, or become a super star.

Yes u read correctly.

If u have 2 retain semen to succeed, then a whole lot of super stars, footballers, business moguls who have baby mamas, concubines, multiple sexual relations etc should be failures in the village.

Do not let some opportunist deceive u into believing that there is a huge breakthrough awaiting u if only u retain your semen for some time. That is falsehood at its peak.

Don't confuse what they are doing AFTER they became stars to what life they led while in the making. Be careful when you learn from successful people AFTER they have become successful. Try to know how they lived BEFORE getting there

2buffagain:
I said Young TECHNOCRAT.
Please consider all aspects of a statement before responding.

A technocrat is deeply dissatisfied with a society that lacks infrastructure or is not tech forward.
Obama for example was a young technocrat. He was the first to employ an actual CTO of the USA because he saw the value in Technology.
Technology cannot permeate the society without infrastructure, and that is the deep desire of the technocrat.

OLD FüCKS who don't even know how to use computers cannot see the deep need and value of, e.g, 24/7 electricity in a society.
The technological innovations in other countries come from the fact that they don't even need to think about electricity or infrastructure. It's just a given.

Anything outside of village life is confusing to these power-hungry OLD FüCKs. But they Sha still want to be in control.

Yes I addressed your perspective but maybe you don't get me fully. See technology is great but how ready are the youths for technology? Is it the youths voting at BBNaija or the ones at betnaija kiosks? Or those that know what Messi ate for dinner yesterday or what condom Wizkid used on Jennifer? How many are they? And on the other side was Diezani not technocrat enough? See there's a DG that's a world class technocrat before but once he was made DG he turned to something else not out of his making but the society around him. Are you not aware environment is a factor considered in technology? Magnus Kpakol was a world class technocrat but what could he do? Can technocrat fight jazz? If technology was the only factor India won't be a useless country. See my guy there's a lot of seriousssssss work to be done on the psyche of all Nigerians before things can work and it's got nothing to do with technology. Our entire way of thinking has to be scrapped. Pastors need to stop telling young people that marriage is their destiny or that having kids is their highest contribution to the world. Imams own is even another matter. See the current youths are the worst Nigerians that ever lived and is mostly not their fault. See focus on your life and get a better life as for Nigeria it's hopeless

GraGra247:
There are over 3 billion sexy ladies on earth that you're allowed to date and you decided its only your own blood sister you want.

Why blame eve then. They had thousands of fruits and animals and edibles but they chose the only forbidden one.

The punishment for such can hardly be reversed.

Immature love always fixates, he's currently blind to the simple fact you just reminded him of. After he has done it in adulthood 15 years down the line they will be ashamed of each other. I almost fell for it as a youth but I thank God I never did it. Today at my age I realize how ashamed I would have been. If her father or mother came out of the same womb with your father or mother then know it today that you are having sex with yourself your blood and it will be nothing but regret. Take note that a cousin is not one stranger that will one day be out of your life, she will always be around because shes family and the shame will never leave. Quickly throw that useless thought away take it from me it is a hopeless useless disgusting thought. Imagine a second your child having sex with the child of your sibling? It's useless

GraGra247:
There are over 3 billion sexy ladies on earth that you're allowed to date and you decided its only your own blood sister you want.

Why blame eve then. They had thousands of fruits and animals and edibles but they chose the only forbidden one.

The punishment for such can hardly be reversed.

Immature love always fixates, he's currently blind to the simple fact you just reminded him of. After he has done it in adulthood 15 years down the line they will be ashamed of each other. I almost fell for it as a youth but I thank God I never did it. Today at my age I realize how ashamed I would have been. If her father or mother came out of the same womb with your father or mother then know it today that you are having sex with yourself your blood and it will be nothing but regret. Quickly throw that useless thought away my young op

2buffagain:
Any country anywhere would be like this if not for their structure of accountability.
Vote for a responsible young PRESIDENT who has shown his passion to see his nation great e.g Sowore.
From there, systems of accountability will be put in place more easily which will filter down to the reps.

The only reason Ghana is a more sensible country than us right now is because there was a top guy who simply lined up and killed corrupt government officlals. Zero tolerance. The fear of accountability is what propels change. But Nigeria has no such thing. Governors diverting bullion vans to their house telling you "Yes I stole it. What are you going to do?".

And truly truly, there is no platform for you to do jack.
Only the fear of death and consequences can keep a person in power from being corrupt.
Without these things, we're wasting our time.

A guy like Sowore is exactly who this country needed.
But nigerians are daft monkey-brained fukcs and still argue that their old geriatric oppressors should be the ones to rule them because people like Sowore are "too young".

I don't even know how their brains work.
A people that put so much emphasis on age as some sort of superpower is one that looks back and not forward.
Africans do not respect the future and are thus the most backward fukcs this world continues to tolerate.

Sowore is a good example but does he represent all the youths there are? How many youths are as honest as Sowore? Was GEK not voted for because he was younger? Did he do better? Was the thief Diezani not young? Is Ibrahim Magu the EFCC armed robber old? Please drop this young this young that argument it's not valid in Nigeria. Nigeria is a hopeless case, I repeat: " Nigeria is a hopeless case. "

membranus:
Dat one na old Hollywood films.

In the new Hollywood romance films, they break up midway between the flicks, giving their partners, like my good friend up there said, "hot premium tears".

Hahahaha

Attraction never lasts forever, the hot love cools down over time and you become like relatives, is as simple as that. Anyone telling you anything different is a joker looking for gullible fans. Spouse don't stop loving you, they just get used to you and it's not a crime. Only Hollywood film marriages last forever

Pimpmaride:
All about west and east...


We are really marginalising the north ooo.. It's unfair

But the truth is, there are brilliant northerners ooo. You wunt know this except u go there and see for ursef mm

Very brilliant but dey ain't expose to the outer world

The problem of the north is not lack of intelligent people I schooled there and I met pure geniuses. Their problem is Islam, is a religion that retards people, you can't interrupt any serious engagement 5 times a day and hope to beat the world it can't happen. You see this is why ALL RICH MUSLIM COUNTRIES ONLY GOT RICH BY NATURALLY ENDOWED WEALTH LIKE PETROLEUM ETC. Name one Muslim country that got rich exporting services and technology - none! Arabia was a thriving intellectual hotbed until Islam came. Complex mathematics, chemistry etc started from Arabia. The Egyptians that built the pyramids and mummified corpses that last thousands of years used scientific concepts that still baffles modern science but what is Egypt today? You see these facts about Islam are so clear but their founder did a very good job ensuring how to conquer and consolidate through highly innovative use of violence. The only Muslim country trying to build wealth today from what is in the head is the UAE the rest are only rich because of what they met in the ground. And those that have little or nothing in the ground like Yemen, Somalia, Sudan, Bangladesh etc experience crushing poverty

isthatso:
The African mind has been so programmed with the white or Arab mans religion, that his brain cannot process anything that does not conform with that narrative no matter the scientific evidence you provide.

It is unfortunate to read majority of so called educated not understanding the age of the earth, they think it's 7 days the earth used in forming because Genesis says so. Eya Nigeria has really retrogressed due to poor education. These are things we already knew in the '80s, and imagine these are the young people we hope to run the country tomorrow? SMH