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Crime / Re: Four Cattle Herders Abducted, Killed In Ogun State by LastProphet: 2:59pm On Feb 12
Why kill innocent herdsmen? This is wickedness, if the herdsmen harmed no one why murder them in cold blood?
Phones / Re: All Bank Networks Are Down! by LastProphet: 8:41am On Feb 11
spencekat:
We have one last prophet in Calabar.

Hahahahaha, this one na kogi own oh, grin
Romance / Re: “My Missing Ribs I Met Online Finally Visited Me From US (see Photo) by LastProphet: 3:59am On Feb 11
Is not your missing rib, this is your grandmother and you are looking for the easy way out in life. Lie to others never lie to thy self
Phones / Re: All Bank Networks Are Down! by LastProphet: 12:32am On Feb 11
spencekat:
Otweotwe of Hit FM,Calabar na you?

Na wa for you oh, wetin make me resemble Calabar again
Phones / Re: All Bank Networks Are Down! by LastProphet: 10:18pm On Feb 10
NIBSS
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 10-15m by LastProphet: 9:43pm On Feb 10
You are going to lose the money, run
Politics / Re: Ekiti Receives Deployment Of Military Personnel To Strengthen Security by LastProphet: 8:46am On Feb 09
Nbote:
Hmmm.. The security agencies and their show of force instead of discreetly going about the business of securing the citizens. Can't these security business the usual way of getting the business done and letting their work speak for them

The operation already compromised, Nigeria army is half made up of niger republic and most kidnappers are from there so operation already a failure. This is what T. Danjuma exposed. That public announcement of the operation is intentional, if you know how security works this is for the cameras and the gullible public
Politics / Re: Ekiti Receives Deployment Of Military Personnel To Strengthen Security by LastProphet: 8:40am On Feb 09
Operation intentionally announced publicly, fake operation
Crime / Re: Troops Eliminated 105 Terrorists, Arrest 140 Others In 1 Week – Nigerian Army by LastProphet: 8:39am On Feb 09
Rexymania:
It's a lie my friend

Hahahaha, you took the words from my mouth, all lies lies lies. The army chases the Fulani kidnappers in those their fake operations, they can't catch 1, liars
Crime / Re: Troops Eliminated 105 Terrorists, Arrest 140 Others In 1 Week – Nigerian Army by LastProphet: 8:36am On Feb 09
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Politics / Re: Insecurity: It Is Unacceptable For Hundreds Of Innocent Lives To Be Wasted – Obi by LastProphet: 11:15pm On Feb 07
tuborme:
Peter made Anambra the safest state in Nigeria during his time. It is on record

Is clear, I have inlaws from there, though Obi used a ruthless method but that's the challenge of leadership.
Politics / Re: Protest Against Tinubu's Government Spreads To Kogi State by LastProphet: 11:13pm On Feb 07
Shinjawestside:
Why are Muslims protesting everyday?

Are they tired of Muslim-muslim ticket?

Anyway God bless the good people of Southsouth and Southwest

Hahahahahaha, no they will get their own new economy that will be better than the one non Muslims dey see. Very good for a country of silly people

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Politics / Re: Ignore Nationwide Protests Over Hardship At Your Peril - Salihu Mohammed Lukman by LastProphet: 11:10pm On Feb 07
magoo10:
renewed hope have turned to renewed shege pro max

Hahahaha, and they haven't seen anything yet

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Vows To Continue Calling Out Tinubu’s Government (Video) by LastProphet: 11:08pm On Feb 07
Matrix137:
we are actually being pushed to the breaking point and i sense another end SARS scenario is cooking

This one will be nationwide with no discrimination. Cos Muslims and Christians dey collect equally too. Same as APC members.

Hahahaha, you are right
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Vows To Continue Calling Out Tinubu’s Government (Video) by LastProphet: 10:38pm On Feb 07
Matrix137:
Things are soo difficult my brother!

Funny thing is i don't do Politics and I'm a clergy

But the hardship no send that one

God help us all oo

Wow, you know all the atrocities we have been commiting has finally come home to roost that is why they have no solution in sight. The only solution is to go true federalism but politicians think a bigger Nigeria gives them more prestige but where is the prestige in being the king of a big refuse dump? But all of them are going to break very soon. Just hang in there and outlast this evil
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Vows To Continue Calling Out Tinubu’s Government (Video) by LastProphet: 7:15pm On Feb 07
Matrix137:
I don't blame her at all

Even core APC supporters have already started calling him out and we haven't even scratched the surface of his administration

God help us all as the hunger in the land is not a joke

Please someone should help me out with any amount to buy foodstuffs please. I'm starving 🥺

07 25 00 93 40 access bank

The suffer has not started yet, wait till the FG has no option but to confiscate dom accounts as being secretly planned. At least those that voted for religion are going to enjoy the hell with everyone
Crime / Re: Lawyer Slumps And Dies Outside Courtroom In Port Harcourt by LastProphet: 8:33am On Feb 07
UptownVibes:
You check health o,you no check o.. When your time reach,you move.. Rip to the dead..

Be good to people around you,nobody knows the time.. Even medical doctor dey die too.. No be by check ur health this and observe your weight that.. Na God dey save and help man..

My brother that talked exactly like this slumped due to high BP and died like fowl, keep talking trashhh
Travel / Re: US-based Lady Reveals Why She Stopped Sending Money To Africa (Video) by LastProphet: 8:53pm On Feb 05
DivinegiftofGod:
This is pure jeolousy. Envying your own family members is the height of witchcraft


It's not their fault that they live in a place where the 10 dollars you send can get them a luxury it can't afford you over there. If you look at it, you still spend the bulk of your money more than them because you send them chingum money that can't take you a week but spend thousands of what you send to them here for yourself. So how are they enjoying more than you?
Person go just dey begin calculate the small 100 dollars ( wey be like 100 naira to am) wey him dey send say e too much. Small prayers wey you for receive for sending a meager 100 dollars, you now lose it because of over calculations.

It's this wicked mentality that is making many of you to be stingy. It's very bad. If they have the opportunity to be there like you, I'm sure they won't ask you for anything.

Keep your money. Those in naija go still shine and fresh pass una because we eat real natural organic food and get natural Vit D year round.
You guys wait. It's only a matter of time, we will soon have good govt and nobody will send you and your lonely lives abroad anymore.

Very stingy people.

She's very very silly, very silly, this is why I hate received help right from childhood, I never allow to be helped, I always plan not to ask for help. A white family once approached me after service to ask if I have any need to be taken care of and I thanked them and said none. They were stupefied they didn't expect that, but they are very good people and we are friends till this day. Africans should learn not to take help it's why we remain backward

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Politics / Re: How Villagers Hid Guns After We Killed Terrorists – Defence Chief by LastProphet: 11:12pm On Feb 04
illicit:
What's he saying?

You killed bandits

Villagers hid gun

Who is now attacking u from rear? For what?

Doesn't make sense

That is how daft people talk, you can imagine an officer describing something with poor details? Is this the person that will fight bokoharam? But he will be promoted ten times before the next competent person because of our useless system

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Politics / Re: Vp Shettima Slams Nigerians For Laughing At Naira's Crisis - (video) by LastProphet: 9:12pm On Feb 01
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Family / Re: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by LastProphet: 9:10pm On Feb 01
toujurs:
Most women you see are just sexual objects. And some men know, especially, high valued men. that's why a guy can knack a woman today and ghost her the next day. Women are very selfish and calculative, and any woman who opens her legs for you. has a motive to gain something either money or help, it's never out of love or affection. That's why i don't involve myself with all these girls crying over heartbreak. it's till you date her you will understand why the guy who dated her, dumped her. Either she was too selfish and disrespectful or greedy, or twas oo demanding, or never appreciated what she was given. yet from a broke family.

I will always advice guys to go for young girls in their early 20's, anything 30's please run. Most of these girls in their 30's are mentally and emotionally traumatized, and has trust issues.

Their greed to settle for a rich guy, while being broke, got them dumped at 35.

Men are the prize, Be wise!

completely disappointing
Family / Re: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by LastProphet: 9:04pm On Feb 01
Fiscus105:
Sex is like imaginary fulfilment, the more you crave for it within you, the more your body would be seeking to make it comes to reality.

The less you give room for it in ur heart, the the less you crave for it physically.

Anything you train ur body to master, it would definitely adjust itself automatically.


Go and ask men that sleeping with their daughters, they started by not seeing anything wrong in sleeping with 2 close friends, then, 2 or more sisters , later daughter and mother, it would graduate to wife's siblings.

....... before you know, they start sleeping with daughter.


Gbam! Invaluable truth
Business / Re: Customers Stranded As Bdcs In Abuja, Kano, Lagos Shutdown Over Dollar Spike by LastProphet: 6:11pm On Feb 01
shiwex:
Emi Lokan, Emi Lokan.......see as you messed the whole country up. I don't blame the man , I blame ignorant Nigerians tht decide an 80 year old man is the one that should come and lead the country.



We living abroad can see where all these will end. We told you ..Obi was your man..you all dey shout Na Yoruba turn. I am a Yoruba man and will never have voted for an old, corrupt man like Tinubu.

I do not pity all those that are suffering, they had the chance to change their future but they decided to enslave themselves to APC.

Gbam!
Family / Re: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by LastProphet: 6:10pm On Feb 01
Eunoiaa:
A woman's libido is something of an astronomical nature, and therefore cannot be 'tamed.' Women only get married to fulfil all righteousness, and just to, you know, satisfy the primordial urge of a man for a fulfilment found only in marriage.

So there's nothing like managing temptation for a married woman. This is a truth all men must accept to have a happier, healthier marital life. So the best you can do when you notice that your wife has started looking outside is to pick the young men she frolics with yourself. I mean, she's not doing it for the emotional benefits, she's doing it for the physical release which you alone can not supply.

So your best bet as a man is to help her pick men who are only interested in sex, too, not a man who will want to snatch her from you.

This is the secret of men of old to their long-lasting marriages, but somehow men of nowadays did not have it handed down to them, and now they have the redpill deceiving them that they should not accept a cheating woman. Hahahahahaha. See as a man, your honor is in celebrating a cheating wife, let me tell you. Don't allow bitter young men to mislead you in losing your marriage. Stay with a cheating wife, cherish her, have her needs met by different men, and you'll glow. To marry a promiscuous woman is to marry well.


So, anyway where was I? Yes. The sexual urges of a woman to mate with as much males as possible cannot be repressed. To get married to a woman who doesn't have this urge is a recipe for disaster. So your best bet as a man is helping her to select the playing fields that she plants her juices in.

Let me stop here for now. When I remember more green pills for managing cheating as a married man, I'll edit this comment and add them.

NL teenagers cant understand this piece
Crime / Re: Police Raid Kidnappers' Hideout In Imo, Arrest Five Suspects by LastProphet: 3:47am On Feb 01
The DPO tried his best, but a call will come from Abuja, the suspects will be transferred to Abuja, they will be freed after the press has lost interest, the kidnappers return to the field and kill more people. Nothing will happen and the in police knows, the commissioner knows, the kidnapper knows, only the public are ignorant

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Crime / Re: Herdsmen Kill Evangelist Segun Adegboyega In His Farm In Oyo, Suspects Arrested by LastProphet: 4:06pm On Jan 31
matify83:
These herders must be on some hallucinogens to have such effrontery to even kill farmers whenever challenged for their invasion and destruction of farm produce.

I wonder why they are opposed to ranching but prefer their medieval nomadism which clearly has put them at odds with most aggrerian communities.


They will be freed, the case will be transferred to Abuja and then they will be freed, nothing will happen

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Travel / Re: Which Country Can I Relocate To With 5 Million Naira? by LastProphet: 7:33pm On Jan 30
tensazangetsu20:
To be honest 5 million naira no reach anywhere again. Flight ticket out of Nigeria is at least 1.2 million. You will pay school fees, accomodation and feeding. It's only possible to Japa with 5 million if you can get a scholarship. Anyway, while you are still doing the mathematics, convert the 5 million to dollars and keep cause the naira will be exchanging for 5000 naira to a dollar by year end.

Tibubu isn't joking at all.

5M that's spent in a month or max 6 weeks
Music/Radio / Re: Kizz Daniel, Davido - Twe Twe (Official Video) by LastProphet: 4:01pm On Jan 29
Beverlyjean:
Nice 1... to be honest ... OBO and kizz D are presently the 2 biggest hit makers in this country ... kizz in my opinion is better than Burna ... the guy always releases hit songs ..its like every sing he releases hits ...

His only problem is his target audience, he does not target international audience with his lyrics, he seems to be contented with his naija audience which is not a bad thing at all. Burna and rema aren't that good but their confidence and command of stage presence will not even let you see their actual performance. Rema has an unequalled capacity to handle audience which for his age is unbelievable, though I know Don Jazzys coaching would be part of it. In media interviews he commands the discussion effortlessly with the right words. Buenas interviews are not that good. Kizz actually has very deep talent and I take his swag as the most authentic. Burnas mum also a great good influence on him

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Politics / Re: Governor Abdulrazaq Visits Released Nabeeha's Family Members In Abuja by LastProphet: 1:38am On Jan 28
TijaniAbu:


A family that were kidnapped for weeks, he only visited them after one had been killed and the others freed after they paid big money which he did not contribute 1 kobo to

He may have contributed and didn't say it loud, devote Muslims are not loud like christians which is one of the beauty of islam
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Bows Out In Style; See Photos Of Kogi Under Bello by LastProphet: 12:07am On Jan 28
A 30k per month clown posting lies for his master. The roundabout in lokoja and the hopeless hospital in one is the only thing he did in 8yrs, useless country
Education / Re: Amara Ezenwoye Bags Masters Degree From UK University (Photos) by LastProphet: 3:44am On Jan 27
dukechilezie:
I don't understand this lady. Who mocked you and why were you mocked? Congratulations anyway.

It's a normal ibo vibe, it fires their ambition to drum up imaginary mockers and enemies, without such their victory is never complete in their eyes. Their home video movies must carry that story line otherwise no one will watch it. By the way first class in UK is just the same effort you will use in getting 3.0/5.0 cgpa in any good school in naija like Ibadan or ife. Nonsense
Politics / Re: Military Supervising Killing Of Christians In Plateau - CAN Chairman, Daluk by LastProphet: 5:02pm On Jan 25
SeeWahala:


Okay so you now agree that the federal government can decide to jeopardise the peoples will to elect their own preffered choice for leadership abi?

Simple question . . . Just answer undecided

Are we talking about federal govt or about your position that it's only done to Ibos?

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