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Politics / Re: Fani Kayode: The EU Are Nothing But Big Losers by LastProphet: 8:32pm On Jul 07, 2023
Burob:
Shameless Oyibo slaves, emancipate yourself from mental slavery, black woman know yourself.

Yes emancipating yourself is by conducting and supporting fraudulent elections, hurray freedom fighter
Business / Re: Banks Abandon Uniform Atms, OTC Transaction Policy by LastProphet: 8:28pm On Jul 07, 2023
grandstar:
After Emefiele destroyed billions of old Naira notes, they failed to produce new ones.

This is just sad.

Emefiele is the single reason dollar is trading at this high price today. In a country like India he will be executed but trust me he's going to run for governor of Delta state in the future just like Ibori
Travel / Re: UK Is Getting More And More Dangerous For Black People As The Days Go By..... by LastProphet: 4:11pm On Jul 07, 2023
YungMillionaire:
The Europeans and the Arabs have destroyed Africa. Forcing many Africans to seek greener pastures outside of the continent.

I'm sure emefiele, diezani, and Buhari female minister that collect 500 billion per month are Europeans abi?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Belarus Leader Lukashenko Says Prigozhin Back In Russia by LastProphet: 6:49pm On Jul 06, 2023
ebufa:





Oga it is a war of near peers! It was never going to be a walk in the park! You think these slavs are women posing as men in Africa.......common fulani herdsmen nearly turned 100 million black men in Nigeria into slaves......but for the ESN......!


God bless you
Education / Re: How Mmesoma Ejikeme Joy Forged Her UTME Result - JAMB's Spokesperson by LastProphet: 12:23am On Jul 05, 2023
greypencils:
You don't even have to mention home videos. From the way they defend drug pushing and regard anyone caught as being victimised, it gives you cause to wonder at their thought process of any way na way whether hook or crook.

It's mostly those raised in iboland, there's something wrong with their culture
Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Scored 334/400 In Common Entrance (Photo) by LastProphet: 8:26pm On Jul 04, 2023
igwebuike01:
I think all her old results like this proves her innocence. Why should a brilliant candidate resort to forgery? It's very unlikely

Only ibos think like this, so unlikely is now fact? What a pity
TV/Movies / Re: You Remember The NTA Ladies Of The 1970-90s? by LastProphet: 8:14pm On Jul 04, 2023
Your mum will still understand Abike, you are the one she won't understand. If u can't understand Abike then you are among the bigots tarnishing our image in Indonesia
Education / Re: How Mmesoma Ejikeme Joy Forged Her UTME Result - JAMB's Spokesperson by LastProphet: 4:59pm On Jul 04, 2023
JovialRPiller:
100% true
Jamb stopped producing results that used barcode since 2021
The only way the 2023 jambites were able to check their results thus far was through SMS
The so called SMS evidence going about that supports the girl is 100% fake too
Instead of sending "UTMERESULT" in all caps to JAMB, the so-called SMS evidence she sent had "utme result" sent as the command instead, which is a command the SMS-result portal wouldn't recognize and thus fail to bring out the result.
The people that are claiming that she's "innocent and nerdy" have also fallen for a psychological pitfall known as the Halo Effect.

Long story short, I have not seen any concrete evidence to support this girls case. So far, the waves behind her are simply waves of emotions and fallacies that is desperately looking for someone or something to blame

Some people day even claim tribalism. Smh



Her name is all over the news that she's a fake and a fraud, you're here claiming that she's "winning" at life.

This will haunt her for the rest of her life. No matter how much time passes, any one who wants to look into her past will discover this stunt of hers by making a simple Google search of her name. You can try it now if you want to see what I'm saying.
But hey, she's winning at life, so it doesn't matter abi,?

Yeye

If you know ibo culture you won't be surprised, to ibos the first enemy is the person that says anything about anyone that is trying to succeed no matter the means being used to succeed. Very few ibos will see what she did as wrong maybe those raised outside iboland. To them jamb hates the girls' success and are full of envy, so hence the attack on her and it's their duty to defend her blah blah blah. Don't you watch their home videos what is usually the topic? Is it not envy this, envy that? Ibos can actually be very disgraceful, they are the reason it was hard for us to sell a good candidate like Obi outside iboland. Very very disgraceful tribe

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Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Gets Scholarship Sponsorship To The UK From Bitcoin Chief by LastProphet: 12:51pm On Jul 04, 2023
WEALTHYLADYTIME:
AT THIS POINT I DON'T CARE ABOUT JAMB OR WHATEVER THEY CALL THEMSELVES, EVIL BUHARI ADMINISTRATION BAD SYSTEMS ARE STILL AT WORK,
AND ITS BETTER PRES TINUBU CHANGE ALL OF THEM.

THE GIRL IS BRILLIANT AND NO EVIL JAMB THAT KEEP JAMBING AND DESTROYING BRILLIANT NIGERIANS DESTINIES FOR YEARS CAN STOP HER SHINE,

AND THIS MIGHT BE HOW GOD WANT TO DISGRACE JAMB FOR ALL THEIR YEARS OF STOPPING BRILLIANT SOULS FROM GAINING ADMINISTRATION,
I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH EVIL ABOUT THEM.




INFACT WITH WHAT I JUST READ FROM JAMB PUNISHING HER FOR 3 YEARS SOMETHING EVIL IS FISHY FROM JAMB,

AND THE GIRL DON'T NEED JAMB TO SCHOOL ABROUD,

HER GOD WILL CONTINUE TO PUT JAMB TO SHAME.


I DON'T CARE IF THE WHO IS AT FAULT HERE.SHE OR JAMB.

JAMB IS EVIL AND HAVE BEEN KILLING INNOCENT AND BRILLIANT NIGERIANS EDUCATION FOR YEARS .


JAMB SHOULD REWRITE THE JAMB BETWEEN THIS GIRL AND THEIR SO CALLED HIGHEST JAMB SCORER AND YOU WILL SEE HOW EVIL JAMB IS.

TRIBES ASIDE ON THIS ONE.



THANK GOD MY PARENTS ARE WEALTHY TO SEND ME TO BETTER SCHOOLS ABROAD.




JESUS IS LORD.


WEALTH IS GOOD.






You are a disgrace to the education you claim to have, a complete disgrace. You don't care who is right or wrong? Pathetic

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Politics / Re: Ex-Minister Of Finance, Zainab Ahmed Lands World Bank Job by LastProphet: 12:50pm On Jul 03, 2023
accordadoga26:
NIGERIA - Great People, Great Nation!!!

If she was one tribe now, they would have started chest-beating.

God bless the SW, NE, NW, NC, SS & MB. God bless everyone who wants the progress of this nation. Nigeria will be great again. The enemies of this great country want it to burn down but it won't happen

She's not there on merit go and read it again, it's a nominated position, she's not there like Iweala, Ezekwesili were there. Always accept the truth and make progress
Career / Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by LastProphet: 11:58am On Jun 30, 2023
Magnetic010:
Very true I dated an American girl some 2/3 years back. Met my mom and all that we were already planning marriage but we broke up because I said I don’t agree with America threatening to sanction African countries that don’t approve same sex marriage. If you see the vex and annoyance that day, I just open mouth down like wtf why over reacting so much- who send me talk that one, all hell broke loose.

Since that day I swear to they manage our Naija babes and their big belle like that😃😃😃

American babes got the biggest belle in the world, is because you may not have been to America. The ugliest women on earth are in America. Only in America I saw 70-80% of girls under 30 with pot belly. Some even half double chamber pot belly, you need to ask those that know to explain this phenomenon. My brother is a tragedy to come from a poor hopeless country like Nigeria otherwise you won't touch an american girl even with a pole. No woman can eat American food for 2 years and remain beautiful - you can take that to the bank
Politics / Re: Tinubu Reveals Why Naval Officer Slapped Him In US by LastProphet: 2:54pm On Jun 27, 2023
ecolime:
My only issue with BAT is his Lack of integrity. His entire Pre-1992 life is all a mystery till date. A secret we may never know.

The man is a genius who has an enviable native intelligence. He towers above PO & Atiku whether we like it or not.

He has the ability to turn Nigeria around. But, do I trust him enough to do what he says? Absolutely NO.

Integrity is key 🔑. A man without it has nothing.

Yes that native intelligence is what drives primitive societies like Nigeria, it enthroned individuals while degrading statehood
Foreign Affairs / Re: Wagner Committed Treason, Traitors Will Be Severely Punished - Putin (Photo) by LastProphet: 1:38pm On Jun 24, 2023
obiekunie01:
cold, calm and highly calculative.

people like this hardly fail in their quest.

Whenever they fail it is usually collosal, total finish

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Official, Umar Bala, Accused Of Raping His Colleague’s Fiancée In Lagos by LastProphet: 7:27pm On Jun 18, 2023
Mille:
Everything smells like a fiancee who was caught cheating and decided to say she was raped. That was how my then University babe who contracted Gonorrhea from a guy lied that he raped her. I "forgave" her, bleeped her well for the next three years and dumped her ass. Reconnected with her after she got married and gave birth, and still bleeped her multiple times including when she was pregnant with her second child.

Once a cheater, always a cheater. I hope "Mr Peter" learns. If you like, forgive a cheater. Okafor's Law will always come into play.

✓ Entered a room to greet and decided to take alcohol that you claim dull your senses.
✓ Took alcohol with the agreement that a man will take you to your fiance's room to sleep. I thought she was about to leave. Now she is talking about sleeping over after taking the alcohol.
✓ A supposed fiancee started dancing with another man in a locked room.


You have also cheated on others but surprisingly you still feel you are a victim. classic black brain
Politics / Re: Buhari Departs Daura For Niger Republic (Photos) by LastProphet: 9:41pm On Jun 15, 2023
SpecialAdviser:
Hehehehe grin grin cheesy grin

What really makes me start believing Nnamdi Kanu Jubril statement seriously?

You people will know later
Politics / Re: We Demolished Ganduje’s Roundabout Because It Carries Sign Of The Cross – Baffa by LastProphet: 9:37pm On Jun 15, 2023
savcy:
Because of cross wey dem crest put for monument, person demolish the whole monument. You see the kind of people we parade in this country as leaders and expect to be a functional society. This level is thinking is abysmally stone-age. Heck, not even stone-age aboriginals are capable of this level of low thinking!

But is Peter Obi they call religious fanatic not these fanatical goats
Career / Re: Why Cyber Security Is The Best Career Path In Tech. by LastProphet: 3:53pm On Jun 13, 2023
emoboy4u:


Firstly, Hutchins is an exception, he stopped a global cyber threat which is a feat not any random Joe can achieve and uhm, he completed community college which a form of a higher education.

"... WannaCry was coded by Hushpupi" kindly share your source.

Every member of the IBM Xforce have some form of academic degree. It's apparent that the one that's not up-to-date is you sir.

Lastly, Let me put it this way. I'm not saying you need a degree to be an expert. What I'm saying is, a degree is the bare minimum for any organization to even consider you for a role or trust you with their network. You guys need to stop selling this "you don't need a degree to enter this IT field"

I still stand on the fact the Cybersecurity is NOT an entry-level role. It'll take you years of experience to be an expert.

The op is a learner so don't waste your time on him. Ask him to tell us where cybersecurity remote job can be given to someone from a shithole like Nigeria. Even to trust fellow citizens with their cyber defense is difficult for organizations in advanced countries, not to talk of remotely employing one so-called cybersecurity expert from a bokoharam country. Cybersecurity is the most regulated discipline under IT

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Politics / Re: Japa: Nigerians Seeking Treatment May Soon Be Left With Native Doctors – Mimiko by LastProphet: 7:25am On Jun 12, 2023
hisexcellency34:
Are you not one of those who messed up the country and leave people with no choice than to japa?

Ignorant morooon with data bundle. Why not ask Ondo people
Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Suspended CBN Gov, Godwin Emefiele by LastProphet: 2:55am On Jun 10, 2023
jmoore:
Clowns!
Emefiele was following orders of Buhari.
Rejoicing the arrest of Emefiele without arresting Buhari shows how politicians use you to play pingpong

I'm sure he also bought Union bank for himself under the orders of buhari? Clowns
Romance / Re: 9 Married Women Talk About Their Affairs Outside Marriage by LastProphet: 12:16pm On Jun 09, 2023
Reminderz:
stories not new, next!
it will continue happening over and over again..

and btw, this just proves further that the redpill does not lie... reading through some of the stories, it validates some redpill sayings below:

1) never ignore red flags..
2) you can't negotiate genuine desire, you can't buy a woman's love.
3) women are moved by emotions and how they feel at the moment.
4) hypergamy doesn't care how long you've been together.. she will leave you when she has weighed her options...
5) do not be naive when it comes to the nature of women and what women are capable of before considering having a relationship with them...
6) never rely or trust any woman...
7) do what you want to do as a man, women will always whine..
8 ) trying to impress her might work for a short while, but will haunt you in the long run..
9) women know what they are doing...
10) always make sure the woman you're in a relationship with have something to lose...
11) women don't love men, she's only in the relationship for her selfish interests... she will be gone the moment the benefits cease...
12) women will cheat multiple times and pretend they've never flirted or seen another guy's dick but flare up violently the moment they catch you cheating...
13) women are natural actresses... always verify...
14) a woman's past matters, judge her by her past.. scrutinize her thoroughly!
15) save yourself because no one is coming to save you..

modified: last but not the least, women are not the weaker vessels as you've been misled... they are manipulative, cunning and powerful.. underrate them at your own risk..

And the men are saints in your eyes? What you should have learned from the revelations is that marriage is against human nature, this is not about women. Get sense
Politics / Re: Former President Buhari’s House Interior In Katsina Causes Stir (Video) by LastProphet: 1:02pm On Jun 02, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
The indomie generation and those with the upbringing of lies, hate and bigotry do not know him.

They do not know Major General Buhari and
Tunde Idiagbon.

Buhari will rather go hungry than steal. That is his strongest quality right from the 70s when the military was in search of a honest military officer to build our refineries. They knew it has to be Muhammadu Buhari and they made him head the ministry and supervise the building of those refineries. He has no oil bloc or licence or fuel station and collected no kickbacks!

If you know how complex it is to lead the highest number of Nigerian batalions of Nigerian army, armed forces and supervise the construction of huge capital projects like refineries and giant capacity power stations, you will not believe your ignorant bigoted self and Buhari-haters around you who think Buhari got things easy. Buhari is absolutely brilliant, deep and taciturn, underestimate his high intelligence only at your own peril and ignorance.

Buhari goes for complex projects, supervise and deliver them as legacy projects! That's his other signature apart from being an impeccably upright and patriotic Leader.

Before he came back to power, he keeps rejecting and refunds any extra payment or gift above what is due to him as a former Head of State and GEJ even admitted it about him.

After 8 years in office, he bought no private jet, no private university, no presidential library on a hill and no mansion. Till date, he has just two houses; one in KD and this one he inherited. Very simple humble transparent lifestyle and fiercely patriotic Nigerian to the core.
He has taken all the most difficult decisions before Asiwaju Tinubu came on board and took all the insults, blame and protests as a selfless leader so Asiwaju can face less attacks and distractions. That is great leadership. That is my President Muhammadu Buhari.
Check my signature for free stuffs!

He doesn't steal but enable his Fulani brothers to steal. The same thing he did now is what he did as PTF chairman when he enriched Sahijo owner of Afri-projects. He doesn't steal but his brothers can steal to stupor under him. And lastly, the man in that video is not Buhari, Wake me up when the man japa to Niger republic under guise of retirement as if he didn't retire before

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Phones / Re: Pictures From Infinix Note 30 Launch by LastProphet: 3:30pm On May 27, 2023
ponziponzi:


These phones are not even sold in China. They are produced exclusively for the African, Indian, Bangladeshi and some middle eastern markets.
Tecno, itel and Infinix all have the same parent company— Transsion Holdings.

Funny enough Tecno works in the US, only Infinix has that issue
Phones / Re: Pictures From Infinix Note 30 Launch by LastProphet: 3:42am On May 27, 2023
Those that will buy don't know that the phone cannot work in the US

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Travel / Re: Visiting Nigeria For The First Time In 2 Years, Any Advice by LastProphet: 3:42pm On May 23, 2023
If you going to a house from the airport, if the house is not in an estate or fenced community then don't let anyone know you came from abroad. And you may be followed from the airport. Put strong padlock on all your bags. Where you sleep first 1 week very important. And the people you going to visit got be quiet about it. Don't appear abroadish except you in lekki, maitama, VI.
If visiting any village with single road in, don't inform anyone you coming, and your going too.
Don't eat just anyone's food

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Politics / Re: Keyamo: The Malpractice In Rivers State Doesn't Change Anything by LastProphet: 11:21am On May 18, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Tell them.

Pandora Obituary got 25% in Rivers State, even if he now wins the State based on whatsoever reason, it doesn't change the fact that his spread remains 16 states out of the 24 required.

No spread
No simple majority votes


Shame on who paid school fees on your head, what a waste
Politics / Re: Northerners Imposed Educational Backwardness On Themselves Due To Religion –FG by LastProphet: 11:16am On May 18, 2023
Dyke15:
He's not far from the truth walahi.
I served in Sokoto and I will tell u the truth, even if this guys rule Nigeria for 100yrs to come, they will always remain backward. Their elites caged them with religion.
The way they scramble for leftovers or crumbs Left in any Corp members plate anytime we eat at the Mami market, u will pity for that region.
I mean grown up galz and guys of about 14/15 yrs o

They are the ones that burnt Deborah oh, are those the ones you are pitying?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Opposes Live Broadcast Of Tribunal Proceedings by LastProphet: 11:09am On May 18, 2023
coolitempa:


You need to look into the mirror then you will get your answer. There is no precedence for broadcasting supreme court in nigeria or in any western world.

And you attended school and someone paid school fees? Smh
Politics / Re: Mangu Killings: Five Suspects Arrested Over Murder Of ’30’ Plateau Residents by LastProphet: 11:02am On May 18, 2023
StaffofOrayan:
Subconsciously, we have accepted Fulani have the license to kill, that's what these killings are all about

Yes it is accepted
Romance / Re: I Want To Marry Her But Discovered This Thing by LastProphet: 3:00pm On May 15, 2023
lovediehatelive:
I met this pretty homely girl sometimes ago.

She was reluctant the first time I toasted her and won't want to date me. However, I persisted till she succumbed.

She's everything I want in a lady. She didn't want to visit me when we started dating until one day I promised that I won't touch her.

She visited and was so graceful that I thanked the heavens for sending my soul mate to me.

We discussed a bit and I made her feel comfortable because she was really uneasy.

As promised, I didn't touch her. She felt so free that she rested her head on my chest.

The urge to kiss her became so strong, but I resisted.

What's the use of spoiling things now when she can be mine forever?

She later left and we became really close from then.

I was happy because she's madly beautiful yet so down to earth.

I was thinking she is a virgin but I needed to clarify.

So one day, I used talk to bring talk and stylishly told her a bit about some rough life of my past for her to feel uncomfortable.

She later opened up to me about her first kiss and how the guy went on to have sex with her even though he promised her nothing will happen.

She was 19 years then.

Since then she stopped visiting guys and is no longer in contact with the guy.

She swore that she hasn't kissed or had sex since then.

Now she's 23.

The thing is I really deeply love this girl because she's just exactly what I needed. But I promise myself that I will marry a virgin and nothing else.

My love for this girl is beginning to affect my thinking.

Should I ditch her and keep looking for a virgin?

Or should I continue with her?

I'm planning to see her people this December.

As foolish as you are, are you a virgin yourself? If you are then leave her and go find another.
Politics / Re: Obi Man Of Destiny, Inspires Generation Of Exceptional Nigerians – Charly Boy by LastProphet: 5:50pm On May 13, 2023
Odin13:
Obi tried .. but his leaving pdp cost PDP the Presidency.. and reset igbos back to square zero.. hoping to renegotiate based on regional politics.. something igbos have never known.. and will not succeed at.. but they’re freeborns that can never be caged or restricted .. not into tribal politics never been ..

To me .. Obi is doing whatever for his bankers group.. if you know you know.. and never for the interest of igbos as a nation..

Till tomorrow Yoruba media can propagate Wike all they want as their hero.. yet with with Wike .. tinubu got a paltry 8million votes .. with all rigging and on and his G5 noise makers .. with Obi in PDP .. and without Wike and G5 .. Obi would have given the party 7 million votes .. and plus Atiku 7 million .. even with asiwaju and Apc rigging and votes suppression..
Apc would have been victory before 12 noon.. on feb 25..
who for know Wike and G5? Abi Yoruba media

We’re in court .. Obi is in court .. he’s made a name for himself.. and that’s good

Asiwaju muzt enjoy that 5 mins of fame ..

Nigerians are patiently waiting for the Supreme Court.. appeal can do whatever anyhow

Supreme Court will be dealing with a lot

As for those Yoruba people that love to abuse their fathers .. while they mods ans seun allow them..
it changes nothing .. even wan curse una generation from now till infinity based on my opinion .. you guys are free and welcome
On my mention

Power to the people
PDP!!



And you think I would have voted Obi if he still remained under the most corrupt party after APC? You need medication
Politics / Re: Nigerians Demand Whereabouts Of Deborah Samuel's Killers, One Year After by LastProphet: 5:22pm On May 13, 2023
richmond500:
So one year don waka like this? RIP to her.

In this Nigeria, let us learn from Deborah's case. If u are a Christian living in the north it's better never to engage in religious discussion.
If you are from north living in the south, just go ur mosque and jejely Waka go house, the safety of ur head still connected to ur neck when you return home might depend on how u talk.

The tribal and religious tension you see online don enter street, let us all be safe and see chop our children bride price

But the Romans can come to your house and wear their own clothes while you must dress like them when in their house?

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