₦airaland Forum

theInterpreter:
your profile pic caught me

No surprise!

The pics is notorious for catching hundreds of ever-curious men like you.

SimplyFacts:
Here is another food combination I find so weird.

The OP wan form poch, but e don cast.

enemyofprogress:
please please please and please don’t ever dream of Dominique again in your dreams, I beg of you. I can joke with you with anything but not my Dominique the love of my earth

Shey na passport size or half pic of Dominique you see?

haha..

IGP wants a Madmen to marry Maddwoman, so that their offspring becomes Talibans.

Chameleon we some pple for don eat in Naija.

Judolisco:
Make dem come deport u because of pepper..u go say na village people

Haha!

Why Dem go deport persin because of pepper?!

Ha! you're very wicked!!

enemyofprogress:
yes now, you want to see her photo?

Haaaaaaaaa!!!

In my dreams last night, I saw all the faces of Nairaland associates.


I saw Seun, lala, domniq and the rest but
i was gobsmacked seeing Ishilovee,..


She looks like a chump!!


hahahahaha!

YeyeGbami:
Kelegbe mo egbe e.

Make your Kele no go Cary cow o

lalajnr:
How do aspect a litterate someone to reply Uncircumcised illiterate




I always repeat myself we have only two governors in the southern part of Nigeria Akeredolu and Wike


If you know other governor you can come and prove it

FFK nko?

enemyofprogress:
See myynd44 too dey follow drag pepper, which day she travel go Canada? No wonder I have not been banned for some time now, she is not in the country, she has relocated to Canada

Is myynd a she?!

OssyMalik:
Ethnic groups of Nigerians fighting for pepper:

Yoruba- 87%

Igbo- 7%

Hausa -3%


Other ethnic groups- 3%



God bless Nigeria

You sir is an Ethnic Taliban!

Bngf:
Because these women are problem

A man is created to be in control most independent women are disrespectful and won’t dance to tune of any man they act like men at home and no man will tolerate such even if he is broke he want to be in charge

As for beautiful women they are like fani Kayode the political prostitute who fucckked all parties, men are scared to be competing with a man just for a women . Beautiful women have toasters everywhere and a jealous man will not cope with such

Who's fuckkin who?

FFK Or Party?!

FutureIsFemale:
So true my dear. And not only beautiful women these men are scared of. They are also scared of independent and intelligent women. I once dated a guy who said he can never married an educated woman.

Even here on this forum once the see the writeup "The FUTURE is FEMALE", they get scared.

Haa!!?

You're very wicked!

See how you slay the men by drafting a comment with precision engineered heartbeating phrase "" FUTURE is FEMALE""?!

Some Men will get heart attack on top your matter.

kestolove95:
Name: Nnali osita Age: 21 years. Region: Ndi dot region. Crime: car snatching, robbery, rituals, killing, drugs, fraud etc. Punishment: kill him

haha boda, ma pa mi na?

Very good..

That phone is only in it's class.

I'm planning to get a S20ULTRA tho.

Mercychen:
Hey!!! See as your tomatoes red, come fine .
They look like strawberry.

Wait.. how much?

You calling pepper tomato, which kind woman you be sef?!

saintftm:
I drove to and fro last year for the first Time with a 2006 corolla.
I used full tank plus extra 2k fuel to with AC on. That's like 10k fuel to and 10k from. It now depends on you cars fuel consumption.
Kidnapping is in God's hands pray and take normal safety precautions
The road wasn't too bad if you know the right route...ibadan-Ekiti-Omuo-Kabba-Lokoja-Abuja. Do not go through Akure-Owo-Ibillo the Road is bad.
Google map will help too. You might have to split the journey on the map... Lagos to AdoEkiti, then AdoEkiti to Abuja
The journey time is more that 12 hours... say 15 hours. Since you are driving, leave lagos as early as 5am. You should be in Abuja by 7pm to 8pm

Journey Mercies bro!

I thought they said with N200 fuel, a Corolla will take you from Lag to Abuja?!
hehehehehe




Anyways, with 7k fuel my Honda Accord DC will do the journey but...

.. without AC on.

oladipuposadeeq:
yeah its true, they killed 2 soldiers and 4 police officers and kidnapped 2 prison officials.

What a sad news.

Meanwhile, the Prisons said they've recoverd most of the inmates.


However, Kabba axis is better than Okene axis.

May we drive to never jam any catastrophe.

April4th:
Who told you that lie? Didn’t you hear that bandit attacked that expressway between kabba and lokoja last week. Killed policemen and soldiers, also attacked the medium security prison on that highway.

Heard about the prison break at Kabba, but killing of force men?! nah.

Bigchristo:
You refused to advise him or her about kidnapping, to pay ransom is more expensive than 65k flight tickets

Nahh..
No kidnapping on that axis anymore..

Noisy neighbors

membranus:
Dem dey like to avoid women palava, that's why your scoping may set you free. But however not from policewoman, according to my wife.

Policewomen no dey for Highway na?

Born2conquer:
This is it! Anytime I am traveling interstate, i do dress in a well starched and pressed TRADS!!! With some nice cap, whenever i spot their checkpoints , i merely just change the song in my car to some old school songs and the police men will end up doing “SIR SIR” Without chevking my papers.

The goal is to look like someone influential, i even offered one 1k and he said “no Sir, don’t worry “

Me wey be young guy

That's the way to go.

It works wonders..

Mine is to dress really smart and elegant.

Complete traditional dress with head gear and a very nice perfume will do.


Na salute Dem go salute me.

But when you are dressed like a yahoo boy on steering, then you'll be in for a long thing.

mfire:
Good day sir/ma.
I can't accept it as the car as been sold.

However I can buy the 2006 Accord outright if all the criteria are met. Please chat me up on 08157591179.

Many thanks.

Uh-oh!

I missed that!

Anyways, thanks for your kind response. I don't wanna sell without getting a replacement.
The car is in active service, I cant do without mobility.


Thanks again.

Nicenancy:
Are you owing someone? What do u need lotta money for?

I owe nobody, just need the lot to achieve Greatness.

Money..
Lots of it.

Praxtech:
Even you? Expecting maynation too

Buhari laughed. "You think all religions are scams, don't you?"
"Yes, I suppose I do," Garba said. "But the religions are mostly scamming themselves.
That they scam others is usually a side-effect.

Sleekfingers:
I thought all southeast roads are paved with gold.....potopoto everywhere......very soon now, they go say na tinubu embezzled the money for the roads in the southeast

Haaaa, that place na godforsaken potopoto republic.

Dem go come dey Ibadan upadan now

Carlmax:
Eshin!!!

Heheheh

Dupe price?!

Hehehe