₦airaland Forum

maureensylvia:
You're welcome sir I don't really fancy beans too... My kids made me to

Beans with plantain is poison.

Dear OP, Lagos Uber is safe.

Lagos is not NW, NE, NC or SE.

Lagos is the safest place in Nigeria.



I would pick you for free but I'm outta Lagos.


If the fear too much for your body, don't come then.

walkbrazil4k:
This is what I do as someone that is always security conscious with some security experience , once I land I take a ride from the airport, you can use any other app,if I am going to a hotel in ikeja, I would tell the ride that picked me from the airport to drop me at a bus stop where I can get another ride and from there I would take that ride to my destination and that way you can stay safe and some times I take up to 3 rides, remember na you know the valuables way you carry, after working hard under the sun/rain in Brazil , I don't want to get FUped in my own country

Radarada.
SMH.

9gerian:
Everywhere you go!

MTN is off in Kogi

Jakumo:
Chai ! Diariz God o ! Lady Lavisha sabi write o no be small ting. Who no know go know. E get as e be. No be all ting when eye see wey mouth fiti begin dey talk am.

Now, make I take style go dissolve archaic boundary for inside cassava farm where Fat Boy Marawa nogo sight me, before dis rain begin dey fall today.

Naso my brother..
Marijuana is fuel for a creative mind. Fucck this prohibition.

neyoohhh:
I'm not comparing, neither do I indulge in such, but the fact of the matter is, alcohol is only 25% more risky than marijuana based on short term effects, like getting drunk and crashing your car etc.

However the long term effects of weed can be damning. Your mind, perception etc becomes warped over time and you won't even know it .

In such cases, Marijuana will give you inspiration to live your life once again.

Jakumo:
Failure to enjoy marijuana makes people angry and judgemental, so they drown their sorrows by developing an addictive reliance on liver-destroying alcohol and cancer-causing cigarettes.

Everything becomes so pure when you smoke the herb.
conversation becomes interesting, love becomes true love and
Sex becomes just a heaven.

Jamesbiodun:
People that doesn't take cannabis are worse than those that take self

Marijuana is fuel for a creative mind.

Alcohol makes you greedy, weed gives you peace.

neyoohhh:
What it actually does is distort your mind.

Most of the Nigerian's I see on Snapchat smoking it aren't normal but think they are.

Distorted mind = poor life decisions.

Anyways we'll see the end result soon at the societal levels.

Just cos you saw some waterdown jackass on Snapchat doesn't mean youve seen it all.
People smoke shittt these days..

No other drug can compete with cannabis for its ability to satisfy the innate yearnings for Archaic boundary dissolution and yet leave intact the structures of ordinary society. If every alcoholic were a pothead, if every crack user were a pothead, if every smoker smoked only cannabis, the social consequences of the ‘drug problem’ would be transformed. Yet, as a society we are not ready to discuss the possibility of self-managed addictions and the possibility of intelligently choosing the plants we ally ourselves to. In time, and perhaps out of desperation, this will come.

Nah...
My first appointment letter was 66k..
I've gotten 3 reviews after that but my partner only knows about the first one.

Jakumo:
Don't forget an honorable mention for Nigeria's biggest treasury looters like current NDLEA head honcho and fanatic cannabis enemy Fat Bubba Marwa, who strip-mined the Lagos State treasury back when he was imposed as a military dictator, then used that stolen public wealth to finance an airline called "Albarka Airlines" which promptly failed, went bankrupt, and slid beneath the waves not long after its creation.

Now that same old fat phuck spends his time screaming on TV about how much he hates weed smokers. The shit-show never ends in Nigeria.

Marijuana enhances our mind in a way that enables us to take a different perspective from 'high up', to see and evaluate our own lives and the lives of others in a privileged way. Maybe this euphoric and elevating feeling of the ability to step outside
the box and to look at life’s patterns from this high perspective is the inspiration behind the slang term “high” itself...
.. But stupidity fanatics like Marwa wants us to be alimajiri and lost.

SimplyFacts:
Said by Ganja man

The fact that, in the United States, there are people serving ten-year prison terms for growing marijuana plants in their backyards while Wall Street racketeers, who have defrauded millions of people and destroyed the global economy, walk free is a kind of bizarre hypocrisy that boggles my mind.

Same shitts in Nigeria, where BH, bandit, buhari, alimajiri, ipob, Hausa, unemployment, inflation, high cost of living, Fulani, etc walking free but y'all chasing weed.

chloride6:
What an argument

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

neyoohhh:
This is some psuedo science bs .

Obviously you won't eat unboiled potatoes, so that is an oxymoron comparison.

The proof is in the pudding.
What actually happens when people smoke marijuana?

What most of you people post as truth's is based on confirmation bias.

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.
Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.

Lifebender:
Ma'am say what you know.
During my last posting in OAUTHC mental ward,we had 13 patient.1 MDD,3 schizophrenic patient,the remaining 9 were substance abuse.
MDD and schiz has to do with genetic factor, biochemical factors and of course environmental factors...
But marijuana,nah..weyrey ma po logba

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Holy Bible.

Adakintroy:
Look at the example you site. Ten raw potatoes. Who eats ten raw potatoes. Oga if you wan smoke feel free. But compare yourself with a non smoker at later time. We go know who de kill himself. Good one sha ndlea.

The moniker " Numericalguy' eats more than Ten anyday.


Meanwhile, The drug war is a total scam, prescription drugs kill 300K a year, while marijuana kills no one, but they spend billions/year 'fighting' it, because pot heads make for good little slaves to put into private prisons, owned by the banks who launder the drug money, and it's ALL DOCUMENTED.

numericalguy:
You must have typed the bolded while being high on marijuana.

When I was a kid, my late father had a farm where all kinds of crops were planted. Me and my brothers used to go to that farm and dig out the potatoes and eat them raw to our hearts desire. This we did over a period of years.

An abnormal reaction to an abnormal situation is normal behavior and that's what makes us Nigerians.

3braithe:
Omooo

This baby girl go dey kush anyhow.I fear ladies that can prove marijuana not to be harmful as thought.Many of them can smoke blunt like a chimney

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.
Bob Marley

Jabarzee:
I love the way you are saying nonsense with confidence

The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.
-Carl Sagan

yinmu..

In strict medical terms marijuana is far safer than many foods we commonly consume. For example, eating 10 raw potatoes can result in a toxic response. By comparison, it is physically impossible to eat enough marijuana to induce death. Marijuana in its natural form is one of the safest therapeutically active substances known to man. By any measure of rational analysis marijuana can be safely used within the supervised routine of medical care.
[DEA Administrative Law Judge - 1988]

Haaa!

This is a Pig's house.

justdream:
Pls share dear. I am in a strait as it is. Am confident he will bring the car's misery to an end.

08103509317

Engr. Hassan aka Otunba.



Call him up and tell him all the problems with your engine.

Mine is as follows;
1. Sumal Foods Ibadan- 3 Days @ 30k/month but didn't last for the Pay.
2. P.A to OzzyB- 15 days. @30k/month, didn't wait for the Pay.
3. LIRS associate: 7 days ohh fuckkk.
3. Ksquare Security- 2 months. 7-10k/Outing.
4. Dangote Transport Company- 4 Years and counting.. Six figures..

Leadership by deception isn't leadership. It's fraud.


Olodo.

otunba88:
Still available pls

Can you get some original designer perfumes to Nigeria?

But this is not good sha.

They knew people have shot memories..

Oktane:
If he is really that good we can arrange for him to come over and we schedule him to do a number of cars before going back...that way it is worth his while.

Nothing comes close to getting full satisfaction from a transaction.

I can share his contact, you discuss with him.

Oktane:
Any chance that we can patronise this your man?

He's in Kogi state

justdream:
Blew top, and after several replacements of the metal rings and co. Car hasnt come back to itself

Maybe I share his contact with?

This na obodo oyinbo, no be Cyprus, turkey, Yemen, Sri Lanka, georgia or Dubai.

justdream:
Been asking for this yo mechanic. Dont get me more depressed. My '08 is just sitting lonely in the car park for over 2months nw.

What's wrong the the vehicle? i can talk to him maybe he can come to your location.