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Am a change agent but I think he made a common sense here.

odimbannamdi:
bros abeg link me up. i am currently wallowing in abject joblessness

NAWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... THIS ONE NO BE COUNYRY Again oooooo




Tell me why these one no go do ritual if Im get opportunity..

dammyshaggs:
JAMB QUESTION.......ode he must have been busy you are not up to date at all ..recently d'banj and don jazzy perfoam together in timaya's concert.....na pple like u dey happy say they are seperated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...YOu better go off NAIRALAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... And u call that performing together, when Don jazzy was less concentrated on his continuous shout of IGWE... It was a facade not a performance of togetherness.... I concur concert was not a performance between donbaba and ejanla.. But a stage standing between don jazzy timaya nd dbanj...

Am booking space because it's VIVIAN BLOG....









Its my birthday nairalanders show me some live..

Thats would bad for our nascent democracy... There should be heard out first and determined wether guilty or innocent as of now they are still innocent.... Unless the cliche has changed from innocent till proven guilty to guilty until proven innocent...





Its my birthday.

where is dbanj for fuvk sake.... That guy need to shun his shame and come bold to don jazzy.....






Its my birthday..

Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmm... You must be good in guessing..... Got me right....... Today is actually my birthday... So No 6..except the relationship stuffs cos I ve had more than enough at my age.... Show some love it's my birthday..

Trash........ If it was used to fund her she can't be summoned.. The fiduciary relationship that exists between them permits her to take whatever money given to her for her upkeep from the dad..... Neither can the president be summoned because of the immunity clause.. So the investigation is a waste of time and resources......





Its my birthday nairalanders.. Show some love..

Yea... Understand u bro, seems as if u weren't so fortunate to get those big courses...


My guy used to tell me back in 100l that it's either first class or nothing, 200l he started, boss, 2.1 is still good... For this level we dey now after seeing his results he is like''guy 3rd class no too bad oo oo.. After all for court no one asks you the grade you came out with, in fact, great lawyers came out with 3rd class....




My birthday is today,,, show some love.

Funny...






In other words... Today is my birthday... Show some love nairalanders.

THOSE days are gone, when my mum took me to the bathroom to scrub me gently with an iron sponge why drop of tear salts my cheek. She would always say, "I want u to to be handsome so that you would marry a beautiful wife" she would take great care to wash off the dirts on my ears , neck and especially my face telling me that those are the places that she looks out for to know a neat boy, In desperation, I would tearfully ask her to scrub more with the intent of attracting Debbie, the most beautiful girl of my nursery 3 class then, although Debbie's mum never liked, hence, when I even became an adult, her mum quietly barred her from ever seeing me when she discovered that I was dating her daughter. On days of hot bath, my dad would stand by, watching to make sure that the scrub was gentler and milder and calling "papa! Don't worry after your bath you will take the head of the chicken in the fridge" my favourite. Always specially kept for me. On hearing that I would increase my wail so that I would attract a limca bottle to wash it down even at that tender age.. Mum and dad would always not allow me sleep in my small room, the dining room I made for my self, cos in between dad and mum would always lie the guy that is typing this..



How I wish the world is not now perverted that even our last born won't dare step inside dad's bedroom to sleep Co he would always ask dad in the morning ' why is mum always crying at night after touching me and telling you that am now asleep ""

The world is indeed perverted.

Nairalanders can lie.. OP would u on oath swear that u didn't write that.... These are my evidence...
1..The writings are so similar
2..Research has shown that those with good hand writing have 60% chances of being intelligent and on 20% average of being better than their peers..
3...Even a primary school students Would rather submit his paper than dare write this bearing the consequences of failing the exams.
4..one who constructed such English can't invariably be so dull.....
Conclusion
.. 1.. You merely wrote both questions for fun sake... See similarity in both writings.
2...You are portraying Our students in bad light.

EroticAngelina:
money really can't buy life. something celebrities realize when they're dying.

RIP in arrears Bob

In arrears? ....... Odiegwu.

EroticAngelina:
money really can't buy life. something celebrities realize when they're dying.

RIP in arrears Bob

In arrears....... Odiegwu?

Keneking:
1. Owerri (first position)
2. Enugu (second position)
3. Uyo (third place)
4. Asaba (fourth place)
5. Onitsha/Awka (fifth place)
6. Abakiliki (WORST)

you are foo l.........hw dare you compare Abakaliki City to that dilapidated structured Aba... The worst state that had very bad governor who got himself into the senate... Don't ever compare Ebonyi state with Abia, Ebonyi has triple of Abia IGR. Ebonyi can sustain it's workers without any problem unlike Abia.. Ebony's bailout fund was just 2.1bn. Go check Asia's. Ebonyi is one of the few state's that are not owning.. I don't know for Abia though. Since Onitsha was not in the OP list I guess u meant Aba not onitsha.

comoestas:
The last time they had one of these court dates. Tb Joshua did not show up.

Secondly, I don't see any reason why Tb should be charged with anything. Its the engineers who should be held responsible.

Hello negligently refused to exercise due care in choosing those that would work for him as engineers. His case is lighter compared to those of the engineers..... Theirs should be life imprisonment.

Our own chief Kanayo O. KANAYO can't beget a son that wants to marry an oversized woman with an evidence of unnaturalness, oversized backside and plastic chest. Our in laws are always and must be natural hence, any person that marries a plastic woman as a wife is not a son of Igboland. ... Never.. He doesn't fit into the lineage, the blood refuse to flow. We totally disown any resemblance or relation.

Some. Nairalanders be like..... Make i see this kind opportunity sit near that pretty queen, God punish devil if I no collect her number.

Landing in Mars may quiet be easy or possible looking at the fund and wide speculations already generated but the issue would be the return... Remember the robots to be launched might even not perform as expected in setting up a habitable place in Mars. So. If the astraunats could not cope there how possible will it be for them to return..

Firstly, I must congratulate the president for complying with the constitution to appoint 36 ministers.. But it must also be emphasised that in trying to ride our petroleum sector of the corruption that has masked it for years, the president has violated the constitution provision. Section 138 States.. The president shall not during his tenure in office hold any other executive office or paid employment.. Being a Minister is an executive office and buhari occupying one is a violation of this section.. Any better explanation of this section would be appreciated

freshvine:
This man should just shut up and feed quietly on his approved crumbs from the master table.

A puppet of inconsequential numerical deduction.

you are a foooooool and shall perpetual remain as one... How could you refer to your leader as such. Is that not libellous..... The Bible says,, respect and pray for your leaders.

omocheche:
What are you saying?

You probably won't understand because your wailing flows like a flooded stream and has beclouded your senses of reasoning if you ever had one...

God hear me today........... Let me be celebrated as a winner and not as a looser... No matter how Honourable loosing maybe, it will always be loosing and not matter how fake winning may be it shall be in the sands of time.......


Now wailers, choose before you this day the one you shall take, to be celebrated as a looser or as a winner for I and My family shall din in kingdoms with kings as winners and not as a Honourable looser.

ckmayoca:
Citizenship is better. OP no halftime or lifetime citizenship, citizenship na citizenship.

This is an assumption test. What I meant here is that it will not be withdrawn no matter what.

braine:
It makes getting all those relatively easier.

I agree with u totally but before you get patience get all of that, man.. My 5m go don get house for Las Vegas plus several persons on my payroll.

braine:
The citizenship. Five million is cheap.

And u didn't consider that being a citizen has no job offer or accommodation to go with it

Supremor:
Shi-mo-chi-ki-rin-ki

bros na real Chinese be this oo

Assuming you have just one option to take between 5million naira and an immediate offer of being a US citizen which will you go for....

As for me 5m is not a joke of.

It's long overdue... This should have been done before now...... If say na. NOURINHO everybody for the shout sack am sack am.