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oya viee i don come back and i really appreciate ur call, ur definately a good friend and gem and God will answer all your prayers both immediate and in future.

Haaaaaaa! Viee, u no do me anything, as i said, am just watching you guys by the sidelines, lol

Actually 2 tell you the truth, am a bit lonely and just need time to absorb it all. Anytime am chatting with u guys, am all bubbly and full of life but when your all gone 4 the night, am back 2 square one. So its no use getting my hopes up doing the day and feeling depressed at night! So its better for me to adjust and rather see you guys as entertainers than me been a participant.

Dont worry i no de go anywhere

Any nigerian giving him or herself headache over the super eagles needs to visit a psycharist fast. A team that is famous for being under achievers and disappoint you when it matters the most. History is full with all their fumblings and this one is no better. Anytime nigeria is to do well in a competition, you would just know. The calibre of players and team morale would be so intimidating that it would be a travesty to assume that they might come second.

Check out the tunisa 94 team or the japan 93 boys or the temile led boys. Although we lost the Nigeria/ghana 2000, it was still a solid team that deserved to be winners. But this team? Abeg spare me. Since ghana beat them 4-1 in a friendly, i know this team has no hope of doing well.

Funy enough they would beat cote d' ivoire and mali to qualify but when it matters the most, they would fumble. All they are concerned about is beating ivory coast and not the long road to the final day. Your better off following the premiership religiously doing the anc period than remotely giving yourself hypertension about nigeria.

I made this statement the night before nigeria lost and i was proved right. Super eagles is shit and they will lose to mali too and come back home. This is the most useless team ever assembled filled with egos and individual players and lack of spirit. Am really glad the shame and hypocricy of the super eagles has come out to roost

Once again, dont put your mind on the super eagles, instead support ur favourite premiership team and enjoy the fun iustead of relying on perennial Bleep ups like super eagles

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@ ayettymama

This is a much more sensible post and well noted

@davidylan



thumbs up for a brilliant post and actually exposing the idiocy of ayettymama and her ridiculous points!

Marriage is necessary for our culture but it is not necessary to me as a person and if i was to chose between me and the nigerian culture, then f***k the nigerian culture. Nigerian culture for marriage is all about the fancy wedding, engagement, gifts, gossips and adoration and bragging say "my pikin don marry". After the ovation photo shoot, the real wahala starts and the Nigerian culture quietly slips out of your life and leave you to your problems.

The naggings, fights, cheatings, lack of children, feeding, success, competition, comparing whose a better person if he or she had chosen another person other than their spouse and a host of other rubbish associated with marriage.

Women usually push men to get married quickly because of their ego and societial intrusion into their lives and most men are not ready to get married quickly because of the economic burden associated with it. As for me, i prefer to just date and enjoy yourself while it lasts and move on after some months. Life is too short to spend your whole life with one person. You dont know what you might have missed by staying with one person and after 7 years you begin to regret that choice.

ayettymama:
lawyer,your full of rubbish, did you not read that the guy has no feasible plans? that means he aint goin nowhere unless he wins the lottery! Men dump women when they are successful because they are ungrateful, selfish, ignorant pigs.
Listen to yourself do you make sense? If a woman stays with a man when he is poor only to get dumped when he makes it, then you will blame her thinking for being warped when she stayed with his broke ass!
Dont come on here women bashing, if you met jezebel then thats your problem but your talking complete jazz. Now gerrout!!!!!!!

I have read your rubbish ayettymama and i can safely say, your a classic example of how not to be a woman, why men should use people like you and dump you, why it would take you donkey years to find the man that would remotely even think of taking you to the altar and if by some fluke of nature you actually get hitched, the signs are there that you would complete the statistic of the club of lonely, depressed, divorced and single mothers. Since your all about today and the money that boys would flash for you now, it shouldnt be a problem for you. Just remember that potential and aspiration that you see in your so called man is not actually for you but for a more decent and well deserved woman like the poster in future.

You lack decorum and intelligence in suggesting that i am pouring out my frustration for having bad experiences with women when in fact i neither mentioned any thing about my past, present or future relationship in respect to the issue at hand. If you have remotely attempted to use a fraction of your half witted cotton wool that you call a brain to read my post carefully, you would have discovered that my opinion was based on her trying her best to help her man succeed in life since she actually confessed that they are both in love and behind every successful man is a woman and most men dont forget.

Even if there are a handful of men who have betrayed that trust, it doesnt mean that all men do that and history has shown that a lot of successful men pay tribute to the women that stood by them despite all the years of frustration, poverty and stress.

I know your a mascot for men to sleep with and dump: and you 100% deserve it and even more until you purge yourself from such caterwauls and idiocy about me bashing women because of my so called frustration with women. Women have given their opinions about men and how horrible they have been to women, why cant a man come out to defend the boy since every body is bashing him left right and centre. Dont worry, you have many more weddings for you to attend as a bridesmaid but you being in front of the altar any soon is not going to happen because you would always be second best to any decent, responsible and focus worthy woman such as the poster.

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jazzy:
And as for you lawyer its not about the money, there has been no money 4 7 years and she stuck wit him so let it go your long epistole isnt helping.

You just confirmed what i said earlier on in my post. Women dont believe in love, its all about the money and nothing more. She neither said that during the 7 years she has been with him that she doesnt feel affectionate about him anymore or he beats her or cheats on her. She neither said he hasnt proposed to her because he is broke. What stops him from leaving her and looking for a sugar mommy if he is all about making money. Despite his ups and downs, he still cherishes his girl friend.

The poster neither said when they started dating, whether they were still kids or in high school or met in the university. Your all assuming that she should be 29 or above 30 and she cant wait no more. Money doesnt fall from the sky and if you actually work, you should know that no employment gan guarantee you instant successful salaries for a life time. All the guy needs is a big break and if he messes that up then you have a point. I know a lot of ppl that made it late in life but happiness in a relationship has always been their cardinal principle in life. So its not about the money. Love supercedes anything if she really cares for him.

Any nigerian giving him or herself headache over the super eagles needs to visit a psycharist fast. A team that is famous for being under achievers and disappoint you when it matters the most. History is full with all their fumblings and this one is no better. Anytime nigeria is to do well in a competition, you would just know. The calibre of players and team morale would be so intimidating that it would be a travesty to assume that they might come second.

Check out the tunisa 94 team or the japan 93 boys or the temile led boys. Although we lost the nig/ghana 2000, it was still a solid team that deserved to be winners. But this team? Abeg spare me. Since ghana beat them 4-1 in a friendly, i know this team has no hope of doing well.

Funy enough they would beat cote d' ivoire and mali to qualify but when it matters the most, they would fumble. All they are concerned about is beating ivory coast and not the long road to the final day. Your better off following the premiership religiously doing the anc period than remotely giving yourself hypertension about nigeria.

The annoying thing then about voltron was that the episodes were so religiously followed and if nepa or your mother sends you on an errand and you miss that episode, it was better for you not to come to school the next day because the topic during the whole break time was all about voltron destroying that robeast and how he did it. Meanwhile you would be so ashamed that you cant even contribute to that episode and just be watching them gloat over the episode as if your life was about to end for not watching it and the kin swear you go give nepa or your mama no go get part 2 all because of voltron, lol, God punish voltron and all the robeast, lol

It has been fun watching you guys from the sidelines for a whole week without saying anything. Dont worry, i never disappear. I just de siddon look for the meantime. Trust me i refresh this thread every 5 minutes to know every statement that has been written good or bad and i'll respond whenever i see something interesting thats on board, later y'all

Ha Voltron ke? Abeg no mention that name again o! That cartoon made me repeat primary 5 almost two times. I became so engrossed in the cartoon that i actually thought i was one of the citizens of planet garrison garrisson. I would dream, sleep and think of voltron all day. In school, they were always changing my desk every 2 months because i would have drawn voltron and all the 5 lions on it. The cane i chop unto voltron no be small.

I remember when my brother sent me a water colour version of the comic, the number of blows i recieved from my class mates over the book cannot be comprehended. I actually broke my piggy bank account to bribe a guy to draw a whole note book of voltron for me. Trust me i was insane for voltron and the day i left voltron was when i couldnt graduate with my mates in primary school. So any time i hear voltron i get nightmares, no more 5 lions and blazing sword for me, am all about pussy cats and shiny biros, lol

I have read all the posts on this topic and am finally convinced what a relationship is all about. Its not about love, sex, romance or happiness. Its all about money, ambition and success of a man for a woman to l fall in love. No money no love. A woman only appreciates a man when he has got a job, nice car, nice flat and can buy her the finest things of life before she thinks she loves him. People have been advising the poster to run because her biological clock is ticking just because he has no money or job. But if he was mike adenuga's son, the girls on this forum will be telling the poster that she would be foolish to remotely think of leaving him. Its all about money, money and money and that's why i dont blame men for leaving girls when they are succesful because they deserve to be dumped based on their warped sense of thinking.

Women talk about feminism all day and the need for equality but deep down, they still like to cling on straws and the arms of a man who can support them. They are so selfish and think only of themselves and wellbeing and equate material success with love. How do you think the guy is feeling that he cant match up with other guys in terms of his financial standing? Staying with the poster for 7 years despite all his ups and down is enough for her to know that if he ever gets his footing someday, she would definately be the reciepient of the favours. A lot of rich people today who made it in life always stay with the one that suffered with them. The MKO'S, JIM OVIAS, THE IBRUS, THE ADENUGAS and likes of this world.

Women only want the immediate things of life right now to boast to their friends or families that "their bobo lives the yahooze dream" but never for once picture how 20 years from today will be. You talk about prospective toasters who want to marry her all because of the money and in 5 years time, when she's single, lonely, divorced and with 2 kids alone, the women on this forum will be shouting "Men are dogs" as if they werent the cause of their own misfortune or disaster in the relationship.

So my advice to you is if you really believe in your man's potential in the next 5 years and not today, stick with him and help him out. Behind every successful man is a woman and most men dont forget that. Dont listen to all this university girls that are all about the paparazzi now that in 5 years time they would be irrelevant, useless, lonely and divorced. They are only pushing you to join their club of chop today, cry tomorrow. Look inwards at your mans potential and reap the fruits with him. You never can tell, he could be the next governor of his state and there would only be one first lady then which is you. As for this goats advising you otherwise, trust me, your husband will be married to you and be fucking these bitches in future and throwing them #5,000 compensation while you own the house, the life, the key to his heart and the ring.

Ugly betty is definately the funniest series i have watched in a while. I have always ignored the synopsis of the series until one day i reluctantly bought season 1 and didnt leave my house for 2 days until i finished the whole season in a stretch. Its so hilarious how a person can be moving around the whole of new york with braces as big as a satellite dish and doesnt give a hoot, lol

The thing that cracks me up the most is that despite her ugliness, she has actually kissed more people than expected. Marc the gay assistant, walter her ex boyfriend who revels in giving her remote controls and batteries as a present and dates henry ( Actually the cutiest person on the show), who says being ugly doesnt get you the best things of life, lol

E be like say i go go church tonight to beg God make e help me find wife quick. If simple dodo be problem for me then i know no wetin i fit chop again wey i use my hand cook. Man pikin no fit de chop bread 24/7 and i no too sabi chop for canteen.

No worry oby na 1.00am i go call u, shebi u don expose ur secret

Abeg i de come ppl, the dodo i de fry, don de change colour for fire, make i go handle am before i get run belle again today. O boy i don tire for this kin yeye bachelor life o! Make una help me find wife. I no fit de poision myself de go again because of my strong head. Mother Mary abeg help me intercede for this matter o! E don de pass be careful o!  

P:S: Who be this cream dream? Abi the cream u rub for your bodi no fit handle the harmattan wey don turn ur bodi to ghost na im u just wan find wahala. Abeg try suru jeje o for here unless, as my former wife talk last year pilgrim, i go use u do sacrificial lamb o!

Meanwhile i read somewhere 4 this thread say una still de call me PILAW? Say i don tire to wash cloth, no worry, i know how to hammer una one by one. Pilgrim wey don run follow another man na im una still de link me with. You no know say she don move go muslim thread go follow another guy olabowale de smooch for that thread? Na full time channel O i de like this.

viee u sef de use style run and de use style de yab me abi, no worry, na me and una now. E be like say i go soon throwaway banger for all of una key board now before una know was up.

As for carlosein, shey u no know say na consensus candidate e be? Those agberos need educated person to de run the garage for them. At least dem need person wey fit de speak english and sabi browse and better still go de chop their money with style and finesse. Na d reason carolsein never show since. E de do hin inauguration party for ikotun and e no even invite us. Which kin yeye catholic be that. Chop alone, die alone!

@ebos

So u be afin? Na adultrated oyinbo be that one o! No wonder them accept u for lebanon. If u too stay there, u sef for wear suicide bomb for body because u resemble them o! Meanwhile, them no get barber for lebanon?

So wetin de happen people? Na the obama campaign i just the watch since morning. Abeg make blackie win that presidency for once make Africa see something chop sef from America.

Meanwhile oby how u de? Long time. No worry, i never call u since. The time i go disturb u still de come no worry. Just ask viee and carlosein.


And no think say  oby u fit run for cover o! Na all of una follow yab me and i don get una time now


As to ebos, i see that ur afin picyure yesterday. Abeg talk true say no be u, b'cos i no go lie, fear catch me when i see am

Ok i don land, all of una whey de run una mouth about me make una start to de line up come chop una bula-la. Infact wey that carlosein wey be una commander -in-yab? Abi dem don elect am the new chairman of agbero for egbeda?

Na wah o! 3 days i no come nairaland and una don use yab finish me die! Una de yab me say i be lawyer wey de fear banger and i no get wife therefore na so so poision i go de chop since woman no de. Carlosein sef u no de fear sha! U wan sue lawyer !

I don die finish for una hand! No worry, i go reserve my comment until i catch all of una together for nairaland. Make una no worry. Shebi una mouth de run like tap as i never get myself since abi? Okay, that banger una de use yab me, all of una go soon swallow am like tom-tom when i handle una.

As per the agbero runs, make una careful tomorrow o! One of my guys wey de do bus driver work for iyana paja-ikotun route don talk say tomorrow go bad gan so make una shine una eyes well well o! I no fit shout come buy bournvita for u for hospital o!

to adebayor fans on naira land, i have got some interesting stats on Adebayor from skysports by the famed Martin Tyler.


Martin, is it really true that Arsenal have never lost when Emmanuel Adebayor has scored? Claire McCline


MARTIN SAYS: It is true Claire, that Arsenal are yet to lose a game in which Emmanuel Adebayor has scored in. So far the Togo striker - who of course won't be going to the African Cup of Nations - has netted in 24 Arsenal games, 21 of which they have won and three they have drawn. Twenty-one of those games have come in the Premier League, two in the Carling Cup and one in an FA Cup replay. Adebayor is yet to score in 13 Champions League apperances - although he was cup-tied when he arrived at Arsenal in January 2006 and therefore missed their run through to the final.

Hmm so if this boy scores we wont lose, may be i have to stop disliking him so that it would favour arsenal in the long run

ok, i have to admit i was also wrong and apologize. Maybe the way my cousins yabbed me die after the whole incident made me really uncomfortable and i had no one to turn to then. But am good now and take back everything i said. Truthfully u guys are the best and i can not wish for better friends than you peeps i have come to respect on this thread. Hopefully we might meet again at a more convient time and bury the ghost of new year midnight once and for all.

Sorry i couldnt come online as promised, nepa  take light and i de try cook soup when i never do in how many years. Only God know whether na pepper soup or stew i do. Anyway the chicken don finish for pot, na that one matter pass to me.

P:S: Thanks for the calls viee and carlosein. Really appreciated it. But next time make una no call me when i de sleep o!  unless i go use all those lawyer jokes you don use stroke me take taunt u o and my billings no get part 2 o!   

Much love naira land and great to b back!

[b]hmmm, where do i start?

I have taken 48hours to think this through and i think i now understand it better.

So much for the great re union to meet ppl that i really appreciated and hoped to keep as my friends this past year. What really made it funny was the anticipation and uneasy ting of joy that was running through my blood that i was going to have a very swell midnight mass and have a very eventful new year morning. Little did i know that such hopes and dreams only occur in your dreams and fantasies. Well such Fantasies only end up being night mares when your the dumbest one amongst the lot.

I am in real life a recluse and i dont really feel comfortable in the mist of people but something wanted me to break that cycle this new year and celebrate the new year with people i have come to respect. I shelved all the parties, booze, trips and even my family 31st get together to make sure i attended the great reunion. I even went as far to drag some of my cousins to see you guys after gloating about you guys for hours but unfortunately i started the new year as a dreamer and a fan of invincible friends just like big bird on sesame street that only sees the elephant that the whole world cant see.

The humilation and shame that accompanied what was to follow was just too unbearable. I kept on wondering what prompted me to even come and even bring others to come and felicitate with u guys and after being the last man standing alone, i come to realise that internet friends will only be internet friends. Its not real and will never be for me. Most definately this will be the last time i would remotely attempt such a thing and i can only find myself to blame.

It's so funny when others wished this new year will bear fruit of hope and enthuiasm, my new year was fraught with unbashful lonliness, shame, humilation, disbelief and a staunch lesson on how not to take people for their words no matter how sugar coated it seems. It was a fun past year with you guys on this thread but the message is loud and clear for me now. I gotta move on and sign off from this thread. Hopefully in other threads, i might see someone someday that keeps to their promises. I know a million excuses will be proferred why you couldnt make it but i also look at all the constraints i faced to actually keep my promises to come. So much for a Happy ( sad and uneventful) new year! So peace y'all and signing out! [/b]
And them dey talk say lawyers are liars

Any how guys, i guess i gotta split now. Since the booze is starting earlier than expected so i'll see u guys l8r at night and have a good day where ever you are.

uzzyan my number is 08077943514 in case u didnt see it before and the party starts at 10pm but the chances of meeting everyone at 10pm looks slim since me personally fit de booze b4 i show so i think the right time would be after the mass around past 12 at richtoast after those crazy banger boys have exhausted their fire power. Like i said, just buzz me or text me and i'll hook up with everyone elses number.

@ carlosein

E be like say u de correct. Me no fit let our saint oby de mingle with agbero. And those laspoly boys sef be craze ppl atimes under iyana isolo bridge

uzzyan, the hold up wey go de that oke afa sef tonight no go get part 2. But since st.peter and paul is close to st. mary, why dont u just hook up with everyone tonight in saint mary since we are all going to be there? and besides free chicken fit dey now As per my number, check the previous thread, u will see mine. Text me ur number and i'll hook u up with the rest of the gang.

Meanwhile oby try come isolo quick. Isolo is notorious for some terrible and unpleasant hold -ups and tonight might not be different

oby if ur coming from oshodi, you can use carlosein's route too. but to me, its easier if you take a bus directly from oshodi to isolo bustop straight. It's a one way journey!

@uzzyan

Oke afa ke? Sorry o! na st. mary we de go no b oke afa st. peter and church. Try come now

uzzyan no come o! If u come my expenses don dey double. I don budget for only 3 ppl and if you show, na plate i go wash o! Meanwhile which church u wan make we come and which knees u de talk about? i don talk am uzzyan, i don de fear u o!


Anyhow it would be good to see all of you tonight.

@pilgrim shey u don see the description we give oby?

Shebi u de take plane come from u.k? Once u reach muritala airport pilgrim, u go take bike with all ur load pass toll gate and when u reach ibadan express road, ask the police wey st. mary de, them go carry u come staright. no worry as u be butter pickin, u no go like chicken because e full yan fun yanfun for jand, but i don reserve ur gala and egg roll for u sha!

or if ur coming from apapa, connect mile 2 and connect isolo from mile 2. There are probably 2 buses from mile 2 going to isolo. One will drop you at iyana isolo and u would stop under the bridge close to laspotech and you either take a bus to isolo bus top or hire a bike to take u straight to st. mary from there direct or if you take the bus from mile 2 and you see isolo bustop direct, just come down at the last bustop and take a bike to st. mary's or probably stroll down. E no far from there. If na motor u de use, i no sabi lagos road well well o, i fit go describe road to ibabdan if u ask me o!

@uzzyan

na N30 now? E don tay since i use bike go that place sef, any how sha its always fun on new years eve there

@oby

Do u know how to get to isolo bustop first?

If yes then when u reach isolo bustop, ask anyone for saint mary's catholic church, its not far from there. Its a strollable distance or probably N20 bike

ok viee got ur number. Am ready to meet all of u know. Make dem patch my shoe finish, una go take tonight. Meanwhile everybody talk wetin u wan chop and eat o because i like to de budget my money. I no fit wash plate for new years day o!