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Na wah o! This one way May kelly de try hook up viee and oby to become girl friend and girlfriend don de tire me o!

Since yesterday i no fit yan b'cos i think say she de joke but time don reach make i ask may kelly whether she be, LES****N  B'cos this blind date kwesuns don de pass be very careful o!

Anyway thank God say me don get babe (Pilgrim) and carlosein own na , shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ( I cant shout her name)

So as e come remain only viee and oby, well congratulations OBYVIEE , when una go do the marriage now, lol

Una see as God don catch una! Una talk say i no go post another comment today! If to say na betting be this, i for don chop all of una salary tay tay use am pay rent wey i de owe, lol

Besides which one be this Pilaw yans? Abeg if na joke make una stop am o! Unless i go soon slap person Spirit for nairaland o!

Shey u no know say the name oby na the shortened ibo version of mary magalene, lol, all of them na catholic name

Viee as you summon me, i respond kia kia!

How come say na only you oby de this forum recently?

Shey viee don follow man run go anambra go do engagement?

shey carlosein don go follow him carlos SWEET-HEART run go iraq go do luv wantinti

Shey ebos no go finally tie suicde bomb for hin body because i hear for cnn one albino person go blow up one nite club for lebabnon?

Abeg make una help me answer this questions o! because lawyer is back and fully reloaded with more yans, lol

Guess whose back!

Hope your all doing well and thanks for not missing me or asking about my whereabout! I really appreciate it! Hope you dont miss me some more as usual

Na wah o! pamperme and Oby! See as una de stroke me any how for nairaland!

Pamperme de yan say i don win lottery and oby de yan say i just de pop in and out as i like. Abeg, no be my fault. Too many commitments de worry me these days and my head no even de one place. I just de try arrange things make e smooth hence my lack of time to check on you guys all the time. I come back pretty late from work and by the time i am back and have time to check on u guys, you guys will be well past your bed time.

Dont worry, i go try re organize and make it as prompt as it was before. Make una no vex, just gimme some time to sort my self out.

Una know say once i get una time, na una go still de drive me comot naira land because of my bad mouth

Anyways, be good to your self and i'll hola back when am free again. Just keep on the good work !

At viee and sweet carlos abi na sweet carrot be your new name, i hail o!

P;S: Who be that kolo wey write epistle about catholics yesterday? All this fresh fish wey de find trouble no our thread, never still learn from last year!

The epistle long so tay, when i read am finish, i just de imagine how jealousy for don catch jeremaiah for bible say person write epistle wey long past hin own and if to see the guy de for the time jesus de jerusalem that time, na im for just chance all the apostles come write the whole bible hinself.

No be me talk am o! , lol

Jonlafrika:
[<sup>size=10pt]http://@bigfred (catholics should stop bowing to pictures,images i don't know where they got from
that catholics should pray for themselves and leave mary alone, Jesus to take their prayers to God.)[/size]

Images help us to remember some past events and also help to know some great men and women of God and the society. Some instances in the Holy scripture where God the father and our Lord Jesus Christ manifested their power by the use of images: In Gen1:26-27 God himself introduced the making of images when he made man in his own Image and likeness. Gen6:13-22, God instructed Noah to make the Ark the image of copper which restored life on earth. Gen.28:18-22, Jacob used the image of stone to demonstrate his worship and dedication to God. Exodus 13:21-22, God led and protected his people Israel from their enemies through d image of pillar of fire by night and pillar of cloud by day. In Num.15:37-41, God commanded d Israelites to make the image of Tassels which will remind them of all His commandments. In Chro 13:13-14, God blessed Obed and Edom 4 receiving d image of the Ark of d old covenant into their house (example is the enthronement u see in Catholic homes). Joshua 4:1-7, Joshua & his people kept some stone images as requested by God, to remind them and their descendants how God stopped the river Jordan from flowing when d Lord's covenant box was taken across it. So many others.

Bigfred understand that not all bowing is worship as obtains in some countries & tradition. In Daniel 8:17 when d Angel Gabriel visited Daniel he fell to d ground, was that an act of worship? Even our accusers kneel before their bible or their general overseers pictures while praying. Instead of printing Christ's picture on their clothes they print those of their general overseers who is not even sure of going 2 heaven, and they are not accused of worshipping images.

Wisdom 16:5-11 gives more answer "who turned towards it was saved not by what he saw but by thee O! Lord d Saviour of d world". When we bow to an image we see and reason beyond d image just like d Israelites who were bitten by d venomous serpent were saved by looking beyond d bronze serpent that Mosed made.</sup>
Moses’ warning against idols(Deuteronomy 4
15 Take ye therefore good heed unto yourselves; for ye saw no manner of similitude on the day that the Lord spake unto you in Horeb out of the midst of the fire:
16 lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a[b] graven image[/b], the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female
17 the likeness of any beast that is on the earth, the likeness of any winged fowl that flieth in the air,
18 the likeness of any thing that creepeth on the ground, the likeness of any fish that is in the waters beneath the earth:
19 and lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sun, and the moon, and the stars, even all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship them, and serve them, which the Lord thy God hath divided unto all nations under the whole heaven.

My message is not just to catholics, but to everyone that professes to be a christian, you cannot represent God, or Jesus, or Mary with any image and still be acceptable to God

Ok! Thank you! We have heard! Meanwhile, can u please help my cousin write his project b'cos u sabi write epistle gan o!

I just de watch una from the side every day de laugh una with una yans, lol Make una sorry o! I de busy for some time now de do some runs but i go soon hala una, Man must wack!, lol

There is nothing like the fastest boot on earth. Man makes the boot look fantastic and fabulous but the boot doesnt make the man fantastic or fast. What you should have said is that the lighter the boot in a man's feet, the better it is for the boot to aid his speed. If it is really that fast, why not give OBJ the nike boot to wear and let him face my 6 year old nephew in a race who is just wearing a hard soled BATA sandals. If Obj wins the race with the Nike boot , i will believe you

dremoney:
@Lawyer

advise u check yourself before u wreck yourself bro, your waaaay at d xtreme which appears very dangerous!!!!!

Na wah o! Na jeje i de na im dem de find my trouble again. For the past 1 week, i havent said anything remotely controversial on this topic and the more i try to refrain and restrain my self, the more people like you keep drawing me back!

Ok Game on. I guess the brief parley has been nullified and its time for an all out war!

Bring it on

Pepeye:
So you’ re finally backing off, guess you’ve exhausted your fire, you’re now, over spent and finally cured of your raving madness against women. It ‘s all good, im happy for your deliverance…Atleast I ‘ve achieved what I set out to achieve, to put you in order, atleast here in nairaland, you can do as you please in real- land, honestly I don’t really care what you do in your little world .

Sincerely what really pissed me off was your brash rudeness to all and sundry, you felt you could run down people with your loose tongue and that every women is a walkover

This frame of mind, explains the genesis of this fight. I really did enjoy the show while it lasted, although at least we’ve disarmed you completely… I have put the whole confrontation behind me for now.

As for not knowing the meaning of what “Volenti Non Fit Injuria”- as well as other Legal terms I used. I suggest you go back to school and not to mushroom schools again, inorder not to lose you in Legal terms (smiles) see what mushroom schools do to people!!!

@pepeye

I have read everything you said and despite all your provocations and sugar coated insults for me to iridicule you back, i wont insult you back as promised! Instead God bless you

@PEPEYE

Today is the beginning of a brand new week and while i might be tempted to engage you in another senseless war of words, i would rather refrain at this point because i have been able to see other people like GODANA, STILLWATER, EHIE,ZIGMAN AND TAOFIQUAT, bring out that element of civility in a forum and it would be very very unjust if i refuse to heed good counsel and continue to trade barbs with you when in a nutshell it is evident that the more i insult you, the more you would come out to repost a lame defence which isnt my forte right now.

I'll rather choose now to ignore anything you, obecha or reloaded write and not get aggreviated unnecessarily anymore. If you like, carry the whole library of congress and employ ofonagoru, chukwumerije and cicero from his grave to assist you in denouncing me, i wont move a muscle to yab you back anymore.

I have met more people now on this forum that understand what civility is all about and i think i might gain more from them positively than me trading negative barbs with you all year long. So later pepeye and continue to entertain me!

P:S: I noticed your vocabulary has improved tremendously under 24 hours and your post was plagiarism free

Besides where did you get that Law of tort text book that made you quote "volenti non fit injuria? lol, your a funny girl. Abeg tell the law students around you to really explain what the maxim is really used for in deciding personal malpractice cases, lol

Also which book on equity did you read that made you recite " He who come to Equity must come with clean hands?" What has this maxim got to do with the issue at hand?, Once again pepeye, you have used something that you dont understand the context of its proper use. Any way, tell your part 3 law student to teach you the remaining 9 maxims of equity and after that you can pick the right one to insult me with, lol

@ehie

They say angels do roam the streets of the earth and i definately think your one of them. Your post is definately one of the best i have read in a while and i promise to reply you very soon on it. Once again thanks for the kind words and may all your dreams come true!

Much luv!

@zigman

Thanks for the show of support and your words were really inspiring. I guess you and ehie have made me "change" and i wont post another vulgar post here no matter what as long as you continue to engage in thought provoking words and civil experiences you would love to share

I'll get back at you once am done with the day's job

How did Nwaneri end up playing for 90 minutes? He was guiltyfor most of the faulty passes and ball watching that Nigeria experienced.

Secondly, what is vogts beef with utaka and obafemi?

Nwaneri is a very very horrible player, and vogts is stupid for not bringing in either utaka, oba femi or kanu

O boy this is a very pulsating match! The suspense is killing me. Nwaneri is our weakest link

lack of concentration simply reminds me of USA 94. Hopefully we can take advantage of this 10 men situation

stillwater:
I hope you read the "as well as punisher" part.

@STILLWATER

I read your earlier post and i did'nt say any thing inflammatory to incite an argument with you. Why are you now instigating an argument now? Instead of misconstring your earlier post in a negative way, i simply thanked you and moved on. So why are you delibrately trying to make me find something negatively to say about your posts?

Please stillwater, i can be extremely civilized when i meet like minds in that civil realm of discuss and i could be also very nasty and rude if i get aggrevated unduely. So please let it stay within the civilized realm for now between us. ok!

Na wah o! Every time I wait for these irritating girls to respond, they wont be online. When I dash out to take care of pressing issues, they will just come out like flies, post their rubbish and flee! Anyway, Daddy Is here to take care of his little teeny weeny call-girls who think they are well grounded in crude and gutter language talk and insults and I promise you, this is a better and more revised edition than before!

D-reloaded:
Rofl. Eyin girls yii ti pa mii

Fi oloriburku omo aja yen sile, jare.

koto ko were ara e ron yin. 

As for you reloaded, I feel ashamed now conversing with a Desecrated Yoruba lunatic and frankly speaking, this is an English forum. You can take your Yoruba spewing bloviates to the village and become an Oduduwa champion there. Your perfection of the Yoruba language goes to show how you only passed the Yoruba Waec Exam and hereby failing your English exam in between. Don’t punish me with your garbage here and frankly speaking i would encourage you to take the nightly English lessons near your local elementary school before you can practically speak to me. Or better still, check out www.yorubaforum.com and meet your mates there. Your Eleran father has done a great deal of injustice to you by not sending you to at least one of these Jakande schools to help you improve your English. You ought to be extremely bitter about that old Hag of yours.

Local bush tomato seller

Pepeye:
@ lawyer

Where you @

Wow, another HAMMER AND SPANNER





Next time come after women again  …methinks your mama was not a woman but you re a product  of an INCESTUOUS UNION

We need to  x-ray your origin very soon

[b]Haaaaaaaa,  keep consoling your self you this papa ajasco character wannabe! I also clearly believe that you are quite wrong again about me being a product of an incestuous union because my family tree is well delineated and confirmed. I guess its only people that have incestuous marriages that hover around their family circles like you would know better and would do anything to expose their foolishness to the society at large.

Don’t confuse your self you scourge and plague of the earth! Pick up the courage and ask your local tribes man in your village how you really came about. I guess you’re over 18 and the truth should finally come out. Besides the shame your mum harboured after she got pregnant to your deranged uncle whom you now call a father, made them deliver you hurriedly in a chemist since it was obvious that your a scourge and blight to your immediate community. Please get a life and follow your parent’s good ways by fucking your brother right now. You might be surprised that he might even dump you afterwards. Its in your genes to get humiliated at every opportunity men get with you.

Besides, this local slogan of yours "Hammer and Spanner" really speaks of how unsophisticated you are in real life. Do you walk around shouting "Hammer, Spanner and Bomb" all day? Kai i won't be surprised if you trace your roots and find out that your a great and direct descendant of the Kalahari Bush men.

Funny enough, Men might see you from afar and think your so cute but when that irritating saliva that drips from your mouth begins to form cakes of sentences oozing from those rotten fangs and serpent like tongue of yours, your unsophisticated and puerile nature will be exposed shamelessly.

Am so sure if I tell you “Good morning”, you would reply with Hammer, “Good Afternoon”……………Spanner, “Good day” …, Da Bomb! Dense Girl

Damn! You’re such an slowpoke with a fake 250 Naira weave-on, fake nails, bleached body and a very smelly repugnant Dada Like arm pit  . And if you look closely around you, you might see Guys covering their noses and trying to trace where such an offensive odour is oozing from   
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Pepeye:
@ Obecha

Giv it up to Obecha that was a Hammer, a Spanner “Tha Bomb” 

Thumbs up to Obecha, she unmasked you, she sliced and shredded you hah hah hah

Obecha unmasked you oh! Amputated you….How are the mighty fallen So you re not a Stud King or Stud Master afterall but a “LITTLE MAN”     in Between!!!!!  A very poor one at that…. hehe hehe   Mother Nature was not fair to you

@Charge n bail Lawyer

Did you mean[b] Reiterated [/b] from your earlier post?? Lawyer in deed!!!!  We no they make unnecessary noise…. Grammar failed you, so much for your syntaxes and semantics……empty vessels make the loudest noise, ask real dudes ….they don’t blabb
 
I know we have given you an assignment!!!  Be doing “Awoko” Sleepless night for us
As I know you ‘ll  have gone deranged, berserk, frenzied by now.

If truly you aint a “Born throwaway”  PRODUCT of a “Broken home” you wouldn’t have a problem with the World and WOMEN at large…you were so deprived as a child that is why you are now a “MAN on a MISSION” an Emotional wreak, oh  pooooooor babbby!

I hope in the end ….we‘re going to see a “Brand new improved version of you” as OMO said…

Stop  dessipitating your  poisonous wild oats to your so called conquests. If not, you better watchout for Larger fish, Tree “Obecha”   hahaha

And as for coming after me…I  know the only words you  only “know” that come out of  that your gutter filled mouth is Prostitute, laid, Rape, sleep, slept and the four letter Word,  Freak!!!!

[b]@pepeyeye

Jeez your poor attempt at plagiarizing obeche's previous post is indeed very pathetic. Are you that dense that you cannot connote a single sentence without dubbing obeche's statements line by line to prove a point, haaaaaaaa! .

As hard as you tried to plagiarize her work, it still felt totally disjointed, jumbled and utterly chaotic. Meanwhile, what is Awoko? Kai! This chick  continues to expose her illiteracy to the world with such passion. You actually erroneously believe you have the gift of garb? Damn, who ever is standing besides you now, must be wondering why The Heavens are punishing him now with such a bush and city wannabe saliva dripping slowpoke like you! 

This plagiarized post definitely says a lot about how you passed your exams in school. Because you lack the moral ingenuity to craft out points on naira land, you resort to spying other people's work. I told you yesterday that i don’t really have time for you because your a lesser threat right now and forever would be a lesser threat to me. Also your piss-poor attempt of being the body guard of obeche reeks of imbecility.

Am sure you love to hide under the shadows of others and hope they help you do your work secretly. You definitely have much love for obeche ( Your Big Mother that helps you fight your feeble battles)  and i also suspect your a closet lesbian. Maybe when this tirade is over, you can finally come out of the closet and further your sexual advances to obeche, whom i believe would be much obliged to help you satisfy your sexual urge and closet fantasies. 

I am still laughing at your posts right now because i am really trying to figure out if you really did write anything different from obeches own. God! Master dubber!, haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Your a big shame to the academic world and if you continue like this, i would have no choice but to alert the copyright commission that a literary pirate is on the loose on nairaland going about stealing other people's work and masquerading it as theirs.

Olodo. You better start off with Brighter grammar for Dummies, playing with Lego Toys or start watching Sesame Street Re-Runs while its not too late for you, unless you would only grow up to raise kids that plagiarize better than their all bush, daft, dumb and dull mum!

Abeg next time, if you wan tiff another person yans, try change the wordings or synonyms. That way, we might be able to ascribe a minute iota of intelligence to you. Until then i would advise you to take a cue from your alaba piracy brothers to learn how to plagiarize successfully.

Do you think you did yourself a favour by coming out to write all this Obtuse nonsense that isnt truely yours? You just ended up shaming yourself the more and belittling yourself in front of people who actually thought you were educated to an extent. Shame on you. Olodo!

Now Scamper off you little pungent toothless plagiarizing dog before i throw hot smelling toilet water on you!

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stillwater:
@ lawyer

Why don't you write a novel? Geez you can type fast.

Anyway keep doing what you are doing. I really don't think you need a psychologists or help as others insinuated, life itself is a teacher as well as punisher and it will give you your reward for your deeds.

@stillwater

Thanks for the advice and much appreciated!

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[b]Yes finally, the big fish Obeche tree! Defender of the abused and disgruntled women on naira land and employee of a multi dollar company. (You ought to have specified what particular job you’re doing there)

I was so sure that you wont misuse that free internet access that you can't afford to hurriedly come out and conjure a reply before your boss catches you in the act. I also noticed your epistle is much longer than the previous one! (Guess your finally enjoying your 3 minutes in the Spotlight)…lol,  Are your supervisors now watching over you? Have you been reckless in your work and bringing in lower ROI less than 24 hours? Ouch! It must really suck not having your own internet connection and am sure after am through with you, you would go and buy 12 hours browsing time in a cyber Cafe and use the whole weekend to attempt a shabby response and tame comeback

As usual, i would take your post dated letter to the Corinthians line by line and expose your erroneous and deluded thinking. (By the way, for such an ugly duckling with witch like wrinkled Talons that you call fingers, you do type pretty fast. And trust me that’s a compliment coming from me [/b]

obecha:
@ Our dishonorable charge-and-bail-lawyer, what a treatise! -a pathetic, boring and unreadable garbage writer you make.

Thanks for using the phrase "OUR dishonourable charge and bail lawyer" It simply goes to show how honourable you are in accepting the fact that i once bailed a member of your family once. Only a dishonourable person would be friends with another dishonourable person and like minds flock together.

At least you read my "TREATISE" to the end and its funny how you now ended up saying it was unreadable! Are you also suffering from a bout of river blindness too? Na wah o! Your problem plenty o!

So you can still show your amorous face around this scene, where is your dignity? Did anyone ever tell you you are too incoherant and loquacious for a supposed "guy" -check out your gushing pra---pra-- pra- As an avid reader which l am, l found it hard to comprehend your distorted post, despite how hard l'd tried to.

[b]Am a little bit worried about the choice of words you use. You try to impress it on me that you’re fluent in the mastery of the English language but i have to give you an "F" for your poor choice of sentence.

E.g you asked : "So you can still show your amorous face around this scene, where is your dignity"?

Do you know what the word Amorous means? Let me help you out so next time you intend to use this word, you would use it in a proper context.

Lesson 101 on Amorous: It also means passionate, affectionate, loving and romantic.

So when you tell me "how can i show my amorous face around this scene", and follow up this contraption of a sentence with “where is my dignity”, desperately smacks of sheer grammatical imbecility on your side. If you accept that i am all loving, romantic and affectionate, why deny the obvious? Stop living in denial and creep out of that deluded and Obtuse world of yours. So much for the scholarly grammatical guru

Besides if i am loquacious for a man, then you must be extremely garrulous, effusive and long winded for a depraved lunatic like you masking under the guise of a fire branding feminist!

Also i don't know any thing about being incoherant Haba English professor, you de shame your students for here o!, heee! May be you are the INCOHERENT and disjointed one that is trying to import another farce in the  form of the english language into our lexicon, lol

And this adequately nails your gleeful boasts of being an avid reader. Only God know what you read and how the words mumble up in your brains before you come here and show your crass ignorance of your poor choice of words. You better throw away all those silly pornographic magazines you read and pick up something more sensible. At least try your baby’s kindergarten books for a change or better still the tele tubbies. For your low I.Q, this program will be extremely helpful to you

Listen you this Simpleton! Stick to the commonly used words that you hear everyday on the streets and stop bragging about words that you don’t even know the meaning that might end up confusing twits like Pepeye who hopes to emulate you some day when she's shamefully plagiarizing your jumbled posts   [/b]

What a "she-boy" you are!!! Remember l'm an authority in this, y'know. Bro you need to check if you are not an amophrodite

What a Jumbo Clown you are indeed !!!!!!

[b]She-boy? Now this is another kettle of fish i haven’t explored. I swear, i won’t argue with you on this because your sexual preferences are becoming mind boggling and twisted by the hour! You even claim to be an authority on this

Abeg if this is the kind of thing you intend to infuse into your audience when you start your "So called Talk show", then we are in for a JUMBO RIDE!, Lol!

By the way, stick to the points and stop derailing. I know you got battered and bruised when i disseminated you and your funny looking thing called a baby boy and you had to resort to odd sexual preferences to get back at me, which by the way is a poor attempt of cracking a joke and the humour was totally lost on me. Remember you are the great Obeche ( feared by all linguistic scholars) lol,     you can be more ingenious than this. Don’t let this slight twaddle of yours destroy your reputation. Remember people like pepeye are counting on you to deliver a flawless counter punch and so far so good, you have failed miserably![/b]

You have no iota embellishment at all. A monumental disgrace to the noble profession, You are so raw, foul and uncivil to ever gain the title you acclaim as a lawyer & you are a lawyer probably bred in one of these unaccredited mushrooming universities.

[b]Let me help you to summarize your ramblings: Hate me or love me, i am still a lawyer  Pity you can't do anything about it. As i also said in my previous post, it must really hurt you deeply that no one in your family is smart enough to become a lawyer and as a result of the low level of intelligence your kith and kin possesses, I don't think you might remotely have one in your family until we approach the 22nd century.

Besides, your allusion that I went to an unaccredited mushroom school, just smacks of jealousy from your side because I am sure any time you think of the university ( That’s even if you attended one) You think of all the guys who slept with you and dumped you shamefully. You think of the wasted years you devoted to erroneous love that you showered on men who just wanted to sleep with you and have nothing more to do with you and it ended up ballooning on your face.

Once again as a lawyer, it doesn’t matter what university I went to, but I attended the bastion of knowledge called “THE NIGERIAN LAW SCHOOL” and that puts an end to your whining. It’s a place reserved for the best minds in Nigeria and its such a shame you would never step into that world to experience the fountain of Knowledge that oozes there, lol[/b]

What exactly damaged your psyche, mind & life so so badly, all that , "My girl broke my heart at school , “rationale from your 1st post is far from the truth.  There is more than meets the eyes.

l am positive that we're dealing here with an escapee inmate of Aro Mental Hospital? 'Cos boy, you are more badly demented and grossly deluded in your self-conceit than l'd ever imagine.

Ok you’r positive enough to profile who i am! What next from this incomplete phrase? It’s too repetitious abeg. You keep on using this old one line quip! Every thing you write about is always filled with “Deluded, Aro mental, lunatic, demented etc etc”. Frankly speaking, from a neutral point of view, its becoming lackluster and boring! Dont you have better insults from your porous bag of insults? For a fire branding feminist, all you offer is a whiff of dirty black puny smoke!

To tell you the truth, l truly FEEL pity for you- your post was a complete sorry and feeble attempt to revalidate or save your face. You definitely got jostled a lot and badly shaken. Really you deserve some PITY.

What pains it must have taken you to write your full defense but then, you are sure filled with so much depravity and debasement. What is your PROBLEM? What bent and twisted you so much? Please. what really went WRONG in your life?

[b]Haaaaaaaa! I got jostled by a errant Lilliputian like you? Please gimme a break! I was even more than happy to treat your caterwauls with delight. It has been quite a while since i met someone who had the "totally mangled pussy" to dare attempt to take on me and i was glad to rustle and crumble that empire that you so erroneously believe you control.

Picking on your dumb funny looking thing that you call a  kid and your father really must have made your day a nightmare and it took you ages to come up with a reply and even the reply is filled with grammatical blunders and innuendoes. Please if you think i have debased you with my former reply, you are horribly mistaken. I have not even started with you and i just gave you a preamble of what i have in store for you. All you need to do is ask nicely and i will gladly unleash them to you. Trust me you moronic twit, you’re the one that really deserves some PITY!

You asked what is wrong in my life? Well, i'll do you a favour and return that question to you in the form of a cross-examination! Why did you decide to choose this monster looking baby out of the rest you aborted? Did you finally have a sense of guilt and remorse that you were finally growing into baby killer at every given opportunity you got pregnant? How did you practice matricide for so long and undetected (This is really amazing and shocking to say the least). Does your guy know how many unborn fetuses you have removed during your short life span? I guess your deceitful nature would not allow you expose your crimes to humanity! And don't worry if you wont tell  nairalanders i wont tell your husband…hush! [/b]

l noticed you did not gleefully showcase your usual gory tales of perverted sexual prowess in your latest post-- turning a green leaf?!?

Nah! I have dealt with that already and it was because of the sexual prowess i boasted about that made you crawl out of your Saddam Hussein look alike Spider hole to come in defence to the abused and dumped girls. Only someone that has been a victim of abuse and being rejected would rise up so stoutly to defend your ilk. Dont worry, when am done with you, i would continue from where i stopped. But as for now, you’re my new project to dismember and i am loving every moment of it. Am also taking into consideration the grammatical blunders that might tilt favourably to your corner because they are really killing me!

No be only Green leaf, na Bitter leaf! You have no idea who your dealing with. I'll leave you so brutally bruised and burned that whenever you look at that contraption you call your child, you will have no choice but to puke at your own creation

But be rest assured that lf the battle-line becomes drawn, your eventual ruin would be your undoing- because' l'm ready to take you on-bumper for bumper and fire for fire. l have nothing to lose, you are too much of a tiny tweeny twig, l mean a fluke for me to handle, NOTE that all my arsenals are intact and battle ready for you- your are green horn please!

Sigh! Right now am dismissing such feeble threats with a wave of the hand Your a depraved woman and I have heard better threats from women that I have dumped over the years and they all came to nothing but mere smoke screens. So keep on blowing smoke rings from your cauldrons that you refer to as “Arsenals that are Intact”!

l  need not condescend to your debased level, small boy, neither do l need to prove any thing to you suffice it to state that  you are not my match , if indeed l decide to join issues with you.

[b]Once again another frail and shabby attempt to run away from the match up which you so eloquently expounded that you were ready for me. Abeg Shut up and go and sit down!. You have nothing to say instead of disguising under the pretence of your cowardice in engaging me in a debased and condescending exchange of words. If you don't like the cooking, leave the kitchen jejely. You started this war of crude words and your tucking your tails in between your putrid pus oozing vagina to run away and masking under the statement that"You have a gold heart" Dream on Dweeb! Gold ko, kpanda ni!

Am sure the small boy your talking about is that hydra headed monster you call a baby boy that dropped out from a deep rooted well of  your smelly menstruating Vagina!,  ewwww! I can't even imagine somebody even banged that irritating and nauseating thing that hasn’t seen a Sanitary pad in ages. Am sure the last time you decided to shave that George of the Jungle that resides around your smelly Vagina was decades ago  If your husband actually licks that smelling and pus reeking pussy of yours, he must really be a very very dirty man and his breath must be oozing of a stinking obecha menstruating Vagina all day!, yuk! I can imagine how his colleagues at work relate with him from a distance when they see his thrush infested saliva dripping from the side of his mouth !  [/b]

If l decide to grant you the bitter dosage of your deserving undercuts, you may just cave in and jump over board the bridge. God help you! l have a heart of gold, l shall just tread softly with you, else, ?!!

Now on a one on one dialogue, how come you are so so petty?  my worst fears for you are that you portend very evident traces of lunatic tendencies, and if urgent remedies are not offered to you, you may no sooner run amock or start eating out of the dustbin, honestly l do not wish that for you so l'm advising you to steer clear of this forum for a while, take a break and check back with your doctor for your mental state of equilibrium.

So far, your piss-poor attempt of granting me a bitter dosage of your deserving undercuts, has been pretty tame and I will advise you to up the tempo. Its really really unbecoming of you and very boring! What happened to "little man, in-between-the-legs, less endowed by mother nature quips and gutter crudity that you expantiated in your previous posts? Guess your all out of uncivilized crudity. Now welcome to my world and taste what i have in store for you!    Dont complain. You started it and i am helping you to finish up what you started.

By the way English professor, it is spelt AMOK. Stop connoting false words into the English language. Your low level of intelligence should tell you by now that you should stick to pidgin English. The next time you make a grammatical mistake, I go flog you o!, lol

Olodo

And besides to add to your vices, how come you are also such a pathological LIAR too- full of outlandish and unfounded tales concocted from the most undeveloped IQ ever. You have such an unfertile imagination.

All in all, at least for now, you have been well put in your place, it is abundantly evident that you will find it difficult to blab more obscenity in this respectful forum of sane thinking people about your nauseating and amorous sexual prowess -

[b]If the tales where too outlandish for you, you ought to have clarified which one is which! Obviously, we both know I am not lying that you’re an ex campus prostitute. You know am not lying that you have been abused and dumped a number of times that left you in a state of despair. You know am not lying that you don’t really know who the father of your child is. You know am not lying that you are a confirmed Abortionist. Why then live in a state of denial? Let your conscience prick you even if you show some kind of false bravado to nairalanders that you haven’t done all or any of the above crimes to humanity!
 
Also from your above post, I have come to a conclusion that when you set your wrinkled witch like fingers on your key board, you just type and type and type without giving your self a brief moment to reason about what you have just written. Sometimes it hard for me to comprehend what course of direction your heading towards.

E.g take the last line about “ your nauseating and amorous sexual prowess” How will someone be nauseating and affectionate at the same time? Nah Wah o! English Professor. Abeg try cool down now. Your bodi de rush. Na Super V de run for your bodi? Anyway, I guess obscenities are the best way to communicate with you since you started it all with your original blubbering’s and am only taking a cue from my esteemed and renowned English professor!, lol

So much for putting me in my place.
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By the way, l work for myself and so l am a very busy person, l oversee a multimillion dollar business and l may not have time for your always but every now and then, when l am less busy, l shall look you up and please God help you if l find you flashing your fangs or misbehaving and constituting yourself as a public nuisance on this forum again as there are respectable people here in nairaland who will not stomach such perversion and crudity from you.

[b]Haaaaaaaa! Who is the pathological liar now! Sharaaaap My Friend!  Ashawo like you over seeing a multi million dollar business…Chei! This is the greatest bull shit I have ever read on nairaland in a while.

You that can’t take care of your household and pretend to be a domesticated wife for once, wants to take care of a million dollar business.

You that can’t even get your acts right and emotions in check wants to run a million dollar business for others.

You that can't even cook a decent meal for your husband, wants to run someone else’s millions.

You that can't even treat the thrush that oozes out of your stinking vagina weekly, wants to manage other peoples money.

You that can't even manage your irritating menstrual periods properly wants to mange other people’s millions.

Rubbish. I can’t even imagine what crept up in your brains for you to posts such an idiotic excuse to save your self the embarrassment that you’re a cheap whoring mother on cheap drugs looking for welfare benefit to feed your depraved and imbecilic child.

Maybe I could be wrong too.  You might be working for Postinol ( The abortion Pill Company and yes they do have a million dollar account! Thanks to you and your ilk ) or maybe You might actually be a Heidi Fless and running a successful LovePeddler house and your clients are worth millions hereby making you have that grand delusion that you over see million dollar businesses. Maybe you have decided to set aside a well equipped abortion clinic to further your interests since you are already a guru in it and it would only sound morally right for you to help your fellow disgraced, abused and dumped chicks who have been left stranded with 4 weeks pregnancies that they wish to terminate in a jiffy. If that’s what you call a multi million dollar business that you glee fully over see, then congratulations are definitely in order. Hope your baby grows up to be a famous abortionist and take after his whoring mother![/b]

Finally cheapie charge n bail lawyer- by the way how's your run-down little law firm doing. But you know you do not have what it takes to make a respectable lawyer- don't you? unless you begin now to work on your “language"- it is still too foul and guttery. l'm prepared to teach you one or two lessions. (gee, hear him talking of a sacrificial ewe) Cos' sooner, you may end up being dragged before the ethics committee of the disciplinary panel of NBA- cheifly for impersonating lawyers. No kidding,

You are WARNED

[b]Thanks for asking about my little firm. Its doing great and I am very happy with it. At least I don’t entertain prostitutes and baby killers like you and after much said and done, I am contended with what I do and I don’t have to be bragging erroneously that I manage Multi million dollar companies…haaaaaaaaaaaa! God you’r freaking hilarious for a grandly deluded ex prostitute. I don’t need a lie detector to figure out that you’re a deceiving, lying and deceitful, fraudulent, untrustworthy, cunning and dishonest daughter of a LovePeddler and mother to a future rapist.

I would have loved to enroll for your English lessons but from the foregoing, I would end up being more messed up than ever if I ever attempt to take advice from a grammatical blunderess ( Excuse my pun here), lol

Also your feeble threats about me being dragged before the ethics committee of the disciplinary panel of NBA- cheifly for impersonating lawyers is comedic to say the least and so far, you are a bag of dry jokes and I hope you wont kill your family with such tame and stinking humour oozing out of those rotten big Prick sucking lips that you gloriously love to punish designer lip sticks with to cover the misdeeds of what you just sucked and licked last night!, ewww!  [/b]

You are WARNED

Does your bobo work with the Nigerian police? Where did you get such statements from? Ha! Nightly road block duties to feed your scallywag of a child. Eyah! Anyway, I don hear ma! I am warning myself now not to continue taking you as my sacrificial ewe. It seems you like the name and enjoying all the roasting your getting! Lying LovePeddler!

I remain Obecha, feared by miscreants and social deviants like you.

Wrong Dweeb! You remain a totally disheveled and discredited OBECHE TREE, Feared by morally upright people and women who wont commit abortion doing their life time and socialites that earn a decent living and not going about bragging falsely about some million kobo business that a cheapie pus oozing vagina smelling LovePeddler like you only dreams of during orgasm!

Finally if you come back here blowing more Unsubstantiated grammar, i will be forced to send my Dog to sniff you out and bite off one of your smelling labia that is in dire need of a Jumbo Sized Persil Detergent scrubbing, ANIMAL! ( That na even if you never knack my Dog before sef!)

Haaaaaaaaaaaa! Jesus Christ!

Just this once that i logged off to attend to some pressing issues thats when some " OBECHE TREE" Wannabe decided it was the safest period for her to throw her tantrums and caterwauls online. I swear i had to read your posts 3 times because it was too funny for comfort. I couldnt imagine that a chick in Nairaland could out do me in writing an Epistle that would make Jeremiah in the bible totally envious. First thing first, Instead of using the computer that your boss gave you to help make his business successful, you decided to use the "ofree" internet connection that you can't remotely afford to vent your spleen and balderdash on me.

Anyways, you know i wont back down from a fight when i see one, especially when am going against a thick skulled obeche tree like you. As usual, i will take your bloviates line by line to show how idiotic and shallow minded you are!        

obecha:
@ other nairalanders.

"gong! gong!" goes the bell--- attention Ladies and gentleman, let us indulge this pathetic and basketcase of a "guy"  Is isn’t it obvious he is in dire need of 3mins of being on the spotlight, have you guys noticed how he craves to be reckoned with?  Now lets massage some of his fast depleting ego, lets notice him a bit, "

1. You started with a gong! gong! So it is safe to say that either your a cele bar beach customer that tries to conjure mammy water at night. Dont worry your bells and fetish inclinations have no effect on me.

2. Thanks for indulging me and giving me my 3 minutes of spotlight. At least now that you have written this epistle, arent you glad your in the spotlight too and as for the massage, hmmm, i don't think your wrinkle filled witch like fingers are remotely worth touching an ounce of me. Try your Lesbo friends. I guess they would love to feel the creepy crawly fingers of yours up their backs , ewww ( The tot of you even massaging my ego is making me puke here talkless of my body!), yuk!

@ our charge-n-bail "Lawyer":
l want to tell you that you are a colossal disgrace to yourself, family and other lawyers, that is if indeed you are one at all. That is if you are not "claiming”

[b]1.You could be right there o! I actually remember bailing someone that looks like your father who was charged for raping a 7 year old girl! I guess this how you repay the favour! Well as the saying goes, "Good deeds don't get well rewarded"

2. Actually as for disgracing my family, its such a shame to tell you that am actually the pride of my parents and i guess you wont know that since ( your a born throway) and your parents have obviously disowned you and you now take pride in sourcing for free internet connection from men after they must have slept with you and hung you out dry. Take heart! Your prostitution days will soon be over! pastor Adeboye is seriously working on your pathetic and hopeless case.

3. Are you feeling hurt that you couldnt pursue your dream or the dreams of any of your family members that none of you in your family is intelligent or noble enough to become a lawyer? I know you are surrounded by artisans all around your family ranging from vulcanizers, shoe makers and bus conductors and when ever you hear about a lawyer or see one, jealously, vengeance and hatred creeps into your heart and you regret why your family is so dumb that none of them actually can actually boast of being a graduate except you that attended night adult education. And because of your #30 diploma you managed to sleep your way through, you now think your qualified enough to type ludicrous bullshit online. Abeg one advice for you: JAMB FORM STILL DEY ON SALE!  DONT MISS OUT AGAIN AND REMEMBER TO REMIND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS THAT THIS IS THEIR LAST CHANCE!  

I read some where on your previous posts that you actually want to be a talk show host, haaaaaaaaa! please spare Nigerians the horror of showing us your babbon decorated face and flabby body that is more rumpled than my towel. No be only talk show host, na  dance show host. You think say na your type them dey find for television? Your better off selling fake drugs in Molue than you having a crazy dream of becoming a talk show host, haaaaaaaaaa!  [/b]

This one that you are so quick to hold on the lawyerly tag as the only user name you could pick.  Now we all know the legal profession to be a noble one.  But the way and manner You are carrying on, you are sounding so damn right fake, pretentious and frantically in need to be noticed here in Nairaland. At least what you could not achieve in the Real-land, by the venoms you pour in the name of posts, yes, you can muster some moments of attention, is it stardom or fame driving You or what is really your problem,, Hmm?

Actually, to summarize your ramblings above, i am a lawyer and am very sorry you can't do anything about it. The best advice i can give you is to make sure you have kids that might be remotely more intelligent than you so that they can become lawyers because you are already a  spent force and i can't help you with that. Sorry! Gosh at this moment, am just thinking how your Fugly baby looks like, Jeez! did you really allow that thing to get delievered?

Taking a look at your posts, it all smacks of the ramblings of a badly demented, broken and crumpled "psycho-case" in urgent need of medical, psychiatrist, spiritual and psychological help. A very pathetic case at that!!

Ok i agree about all the above, but am a little curious? Since you can diagnose all this ailments affecting me, doesnt that make you either a psychatric doctor working in yaba left? Ah! I forgot, you have a #30 diploma in psychatic evaluation and it only takes a psycho to know another psycho. So am safe to say you have gone through this stage before and it has left you totally hapless and distraught that you have nothing better to do than to brandish your poor attempt of a frustrated life style on me. Is it my fault that you have been dumped a countless times before you finally got pregnant through a serial rapist? Sorry i can't help you there too!

You are the typical case of , "born-throw-away" personality. Can your mum rightly say now she's got a son? Are you doing your purported legal profession proud? Will you say you are contributing meaningfully to your society-- dessipitating your wild oats, the poisonous ones at that to your-so-call conquests.

[b]Eyah! Sorry to bust your bubble again for your misinformed and misguided premonitions. Actually i have a loving family that dotes on me everytime i am within their sights. Its a pity that same cannot be said about you. The jealous and hatred you abhor is too deep for me to comprehend for you. I know its hard for you growing up with a single parent and the fact that you werent breast fed, says alot about your upbringing that finally led you to corporate prostitution. I know it hurts not to grow up with a proper family to guide you, hence your hatred for kids that have their complete parents. I know you missed out on all the birthday parties, christmas family parties and easter day celebrations with a proper family sitting together on a table sharing joy and love of a united family.

Well may be its your punishment from heaven that you should be condemned as a scallywag and scum of the earth to wallow around searching for men to help you satisfy your insatiable taste for rambocious and illict sex without a father guiding you all the way. Please don't be a hater that my parents love me, but pray someday that you might be able to concieve again beyond the bang baby that you presently harbour that you call a child , thats even if your abdomen is not already ruptured by the countless abortions that you might have procured in your short life span! DUMB BABY KILLER![/b]

Come first o! Who do you think you are ! - A stud king? or some stud master? hey, Give meeeeeee a breakkkkk!

Finally a compliment! Much oblidged and much appreciated

You are precisely the type who is so poorly and miserably endowed by Mother-Nature in-between-the-legs, and suffer so much from hydra-headed dosages of self-piercing high-levelled inferiority complexes!- "Serial-dater my foot-"

[b]You should obviously be a genius and guru when it comes to matters like this. I can't quarrel with someone who has seen over a thousand IN-BETWEEN -THE LEGS In matters like this, it would be totally unwise to argue with a prostitute who definately has a degree in studing the sizes of pricks and i can't remotely imagine how many has been dipped into your mouth beyond your tonsils. Since man hood is your forte, i rest my case. I dare not argue with someone that has taken a 31 inch prick countless number of times and compare with my poorly and miserable endowned own. Sorry ma! I agree say you be the professor of pricks and IN-BETWEEN -YOUR LEGS

Anyways since you don born pikin, you would know alot about the issue of pricks and little men. Am sure you didnt know what to do after you became pregnant through one of your sex clients or better still through a serial rapist that you falsely attributed to your bobo that he is the father of that illegitimate irritant that you call a baby boy. Dont worry the truth will come out soon and very soon them go flog you for village for bringing home an illegitimate bastard that you don't even know who the father is.

I can't even imagine how wide that thing under your legs is now. Am sure i can conviently park my car and there will still be space to harbour 3 ATM machines.
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C'mon, tell Nairalanders the real truth- why your girlfriend back in the university really left you? As though then you were poor, are you rich now, o’ boy? You so  such stink of being in need of financial help even as at today, ain't you?

Eyah! I know am not rich but i can afford 4 round meals and yes i might still be in need of financial help but i am no love-vendor and i don't need your prostituting charges and fees to help me alleviate my financial problems. At least i better pass you wey fit get 24 hour internet connection. You get? You fit get? Better start telling your sex clients that you will soon have to increase the VAT price of your pussy so as to help you acquire what seems like a luxury to you now and is just one of the many toys that i can play with all day. But i guess you can't get that kind of money until you become a talk show host, Crazy Tyra Banks wannabe and Ashawo Church Rat!

You know it was not just because' of money reasons alone, don't you? She sighted some shockers within you the first time she saw your nudity- "LITTLE MAN !!!" Because your post itself is contradictory-since you obviously do not appear any richer than you were back then, do you have the money PRESENTLY  to command array of girls at your whims and caprices?? -

[b]Na Wah O! This talk of little man, in-between- the-legs and prick, don de fear me o! Is that what you think of all day? Dont you have any thing better to do during the day? I know prostitutes work at night but it seems your on 24 hours call and you can't stop thinking of " little man" And this issue of rich, poor, rich, poor, money today, no money tomorrow, is really a poor and desperate attempt at soliciting funds from me. Abi you be Yahoo Girl? People like you don't need money to be flashed at you to fall so gullibly to be dumped. You don't need the ceremonial practice of dinners, movies, romantic kisses and all that before sex. All you need is for me to show my "LITTLE MAN" FROM 20 YARDS and your ready to ride me better than a cowboy. Or maybe recently you havent been seeing your favourite 31 inch cocks and you now ascribe that everything that isnt remotely close to it is bad, hence the reason my ex girl friend left me

One word of advice Obeche tree: Woman shall not live by prick alone. I know its a tough proverb for you to comprehend but abeg try!  Your already a living proof that you cherish dicks uncontrollably, hence your illegitimate baby boy child with a paternity dispute that will soon materialise.[/b]

You painted yourself now as though you are now a money bag, who is capable of easily acquiring women and ditching them as you please. But sir, that you know is a fat big lie. You reek painfully poor, poor, poor even till now- lawyer or no lawyer.

Actually this post is repititive. I have already dealt with it. Get more ingenious. Your getting predictable and frankly its getting boring and making me sleep!

Come to think of it- you claim that as a lawyer "to find trouble na my work" -charge n bail  -that is all you do-

The correct lawyers we know are like the likes of Femi Falana, Olisa Agbakoba, Festus Keyamo. Now who are you? These ones are busy discharging justice in the courts of law, you cannot catch them on the net doing nairaland stuff- fake lawyer-

The solicitors amongst them like Aluko and Oyebode, Okeke and Ajumogobia, etc are highly polished and refined but you are a far cry from these breed, your gutter language, warped and twisted mindset is so unbecoming of the membership of the bar or the bench.

[b]Actually out of over 60,000 lawyers in existence today, you can only name 5? I thought you were the educated and polished one. Just because NTA and AIT did you a favour to know at least 5 lawyers you are already bragging about the number of lawyers you know ( How hilarious) Please stop mocking your pathetic imbecility. Its too much for me to bear, haaaaaaaaaa!

As for calling me a charge and bail, as i said earlier, i have only bailed your father  that raped a 7 year old child once and thats all and please go and ask anyone you know that works with a law firm and ask them whether the refined lawyers like Gani, keyamo, falana and the rest havent bailed any one in their lives before and havent done charge and bail earlier on during their early days of practice. Abeg, your arguments are falling like a pack of cards here and its frankly becoming annoying.

And for my so called gutter language, i am happy to only reserve such warped and twisted banters for people like you who are low in intelligence and value only gutter language as their prefered form of communication. For only you, i will degenerate to the lowest level of gutter language to drive home my points since its the only way you love to chat that sounds reasonably to you!

By the way, i am noble member of the bench. I pay my taxes and dues promptly. I respect fellow lawyers who are definately more learned than you and i only hang around learned lots unlike Yesterday prostitutes like you who would go any lenght to show that they have finally found a mugu to marry. Besides have you paid your prostitution taxes for the month of January? Just a reminder in case you forgot. Dont confuse the fact that you now have a bobo and baby and that gives you the license not to remember to pay your prostituting fees o! ONCE A PROSTITUTE, FOREVER A PROSTITUTE! 

One more thing about this particular reference to my signature ( I be lawyer o! Trouble na my work) In case you don't know knuckle head, its a sticker that is being published and sold to lawyers by the Nigerian Bar association which you can get cheaply at igbosere court or ikeja high court. I just chose it because it sounds funny. And for you to allude to this fact that i am a charge and bail, smacks of sheer lack of iodine in your brains that facilitates that intelligence that you so desperately lack and the over dose of sex drive that oozes out of your brains instead. Dum Dum![/b]

How come you sound and appear so crude, uncooked not to talk of unrefined- haba-think of being a square peg in a round hole-.ie. you are a professional misfit! l read where you stated you make your money (i.e. the small-small change) is being a solicitor? Oh really? who knows you in the legal world or even in the society generally? Abi what is your constituency? A small fry like you, You do not belong in the big boys leagues? where would a non-entity like you meet big corporate fat briefs from? See one yesterday local boy who could not afford a concert ticket for his girl, today he is able to generate briefs suddenly, hah hah.

A professional misfit? Wow, the suspense is killing me Eyah, i don't expect your likes to know me because i don't deal with prostitutes and the small change i make feeds me, clothes me, is enough to buy the toys that money can buy for men! What else do i need again? Are you expecting me to fend for a low life prostitute like you? Nah! Besides aiming for the big boys league is definately on the rise and if your expecting me to tell you how i get my briefs for you to go and tell your big dicked lawyer sex clients, you got another thing coming? I also agree that i couldnt afford a concert ticket then in school but aint it great that i have celebrities as my clients today which automatically means i am in the front row of concerts today!

Talk about living the Nigerian dream! Please don't hate, share love, haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

You are a small boy, run off and stop being stupid.

I HOPE YOU WILL LEARN TO HIDE YOUR FACE BURIED DOWNWARD FOREVER.

[b]Nah wah o! see this chick who has reached menopause at the age of 26 calling me a small boy? Well you might have a point sha! I know that being dumped a countless times has made you so bitter and you resent when men re-live those sorry and gory moments for you and it definately struck a nerve in you. Trust me you this obeche tree, e go tay before you find love. It will elude you like flies dancing round faeces, if you ever meet someone that you think you love, he will so dissapoint you and leave you shattered and heart broken that you wont be able to use your wrinkled 31 inches cock holding hands to type any more nonsense and attempt to infuriate me.

I eat punkesses like you for breakfast and your better of sucking off my little man into your mouth than for me to handle you. From nowhere you just sprang out to be the defender of dumped and abused women and hoped you gained some cheap points to make you seem like a fire branding feminist. Abeg go and sit down and ignore me for your own good because i will take you out any day, any time. After reading your posts again, i have to come to the conclusion that you were probably raped once and that rape might be the result of the foolishness you seem to exhibit every now and then. Only God know how you take breast feed that Big headed E.T looking thing you call a child. This one wey all your breast milk don turn to powdered milk finish. Anyway like Grandfather like Grandson! Tori don finish! Maybe he would grow up to be a serial rapist too and don't worry, i'll still be there to bail him too in 17 years time just like your dad! 

Hopeless frustrated bastard harbouring Arrow! [/b]

@pepeye

dont think i didnt read your own rubbish too o! I will just ignore you this once for now and concentrate on a larger fish obeche whom you worship and adore as your defender of feminist issues. The next time you remotely attempt to get at me, i promise you, you will replace obeche as my sacrificial ewe and i would be extremely merciless with you. Be warned!

godana:
LAWYER,

I'll suggest u let this whole shenanigan about being single postings go 4 now. Going by past and present postings i must say everyone really had it tough.
I took time to read most of the postings and i must confess they are quite heavy.
Dnt blame people for reacting the way they did because u of all people should understand how one behaves when u feel u need to get back at people.

As for the issue of trust, truthfully they say once bitten twice shy that life for you.
u definitely can't trust people all the time but u sure can sometimes depending on the situation.
with your state of mind I'd say it's going to be very difficult for you to get to that level but hope is not lost.
Trust is possible but u need to put a lot of time into it, that is to say it just don't happen like that.
The ability to trust is like growing up, each year is added to make a large number and when u reach there u will know.
Trust is something the other person earns which involves a lot of sacrifice coming from both ways.

Take or leave it, we all have someone we trust except only if they do wrong then the trust go away.
The word trust is very delicate.
In this days of modernisation people have deviated from that aspect of life so u see your decision to trust remains with u and the choice of whom to trust lies with u as well.

Finally my bro. You have no choice than to make peace with your inner mind, remove whatever bitterness u have passed through before because for every win someone has to fail. if you get hurt sometimes it doesn't matter because someone might have fallen for u to rise as well I guess God uses our hurts to balance up cases where people fall for u to rise.
That's just the Irony of life.
cheers.

Hey Godana, Great to hear from you. Once again thanks for the kind words cutie and i promise to get back at you in a few. You gotta agree that if i dont reply these chicks that just lamblasted me, i wont be doing justice to myself. Actually, when i spoke with you yesterday night, i felt a little remorseful and i had a long think about my earlier post and promised not to come back to this thread again except you posted a reply but honestly, i have to reply some of them.

In as much as i try to hold my peace because of what you said, i think i have to suspend such promises to you for now. I'll get back at you soon when am done ok!

D-reloaded:
Maybe someone can translate lawyer's rubbish into English for me, all i see is "dik this, dik that". Apparently he bats for the other team but even gay sex sef I assume should make the boy stop whining so much abi wetin

All this frustration, it's not good for the body. Dont come crying to me when you get your first heartattack

Once again you are black, health problems reign in your genes. Better calm down.

and if you are going to reply with your usual bullshit, please be more creative and less predictable. Thanks.

Kai! e pain me say i no de online when you yan this crap. I swear, na God save you you this winch. As you no understand english, e be like say make i de yan for wafi since your too block headed to understand english and you probably failed your English WAEC 5 Times. ( That na even if you don write WAEC sef)

Secondly which one be your own say i be black boy? You de talk as if say you be oyinbo and God no go let winch like you be oyinbo. I de suspect say you be afin or probably say you fall for hot water when them born you, hence your coke and fanta bleach bodi, Kolo

As i retrierated earlier on, twits like you ought to be bitched slapped for opening your mouths too wide to spew crap. May be i was wrong. A slap is too mild for a big dick sucking lip chick like you. You deserve 3 bare back knucle blows on those fat lips of your to turn them to mattrass finally.

Just because i de play with you before na im you de call me oloshi. Na your papa wey born animal like you na hin be oloshi.

E be like say you don suck the prick wey de your mouth finish and your in desperate need of another one. I know say e too small for your mouth but abeg try manage am. Oloshi!

sweetie have a scotch. have no words left for u! u are definitely a local and stingy lawyer! Poor YOU!

I just came back from work and realised 2 hungry valentine wannabes wrote nonsense about me.

@rock chick

trust me you cant afford scotch. Your a $2 bill chick and scotch costs at least $3 per cap dumb ass!

Also if your hoping for great presents that day, you will be shocked. The God i worship never favours hungry and sex starved gorrilla looking aje butters wannabe on vals day. Rather the so called present your expecting that day will be given to less priviledged children that need it. Not hungry money grabbing jezebels like you that dream all year about valentine so as to scam men and boys off their money, all in the name of buying you chocolates and flowers that you have never seen in your life and would nevrer see till thy kingdom come.

ole barawo!

No go find work for oshodi o! De wait 4 one man to buy present for you and probably pay your school fees


@ sexxxy

Abeg no find my trouble o! I de use God beg you unless you go follow ur kolo sister rock chic hear am too. I no send you o!

Gba gbe!

rockchic:
@lawyer
 u are a stingy mofo! u never heard of love before?  i pity your wife, guess u going to be calculating how much each piece of meat in the soup pot costs, snd if she made an extra gain of 50bucks on the money she took to the market! plsssssssssss get a life! And in case u have forgotten, its not just about the 'pussy' its about who YOU are making LOVE to.

See his hungry longer throat $2 chick misyanning that i am stingy. Your profile name says it all. Na so so free rock you de find. Ofree na hin go kill you. Its only on valentines day you remember love exists abi? Why dont you go and buy ur bobo gifts today instead of waiting for vals day. Oh i forgot! In your book, love exists only on vals day. Thief!

Talk about being stingy! Whose stingier on vals day? Men or women? am sure ur already dreaming of that chocolate that you havent eaten this year that your waiting for one mugu to give you. Only God know whether you know the importance of flowers. Am sure because you de watch MTV base, na im you remember flowers are meant for vals day. Fake Aje butta   wannabe!

For your information, i dont have to wait for vals day to show my girl that i appreciate her and to be frank, the pot of soup my girl cooks is 10 times richer than what any of your teenage or hip hop boyfriends can dream of to give you money to cook. Thats even if you sabi cook sef!  

No worry because of you, Mr. Biggs go do promotion that day, so you fit buy 3 meat pie for #200 and get one free pure water join am. Ole!

The most nonsensical thing about your post is trying to differentiate the difference between making love and pussy! ( How hilarious) As if its not the same thing. Knacking is Knacking and if you like conjure false innuendos to believe ur bobo is making love to you. When them de hammer you better doggy and u de give the guy Mouth Action like say make the lollypop no finish, make u think say na love them dey do to you, olodo

Fyi, you better go and book an appointment with an abortion doctor quick in 3 weeks time because your so called love making go result to bang baby,

kolo Valentine wannabe!

shey all of una don happy say i don show face finally abi?

Anyways viee how far?

carlosein, the original kolo catholic how you de?

Nun oby, how charismatic today?

Albino ebos wetin de happen? shey forex money never enter recession?

pampere, the invincible catholic how u de?

Pilgrim, 2007 woman of confusion how far

I hail o!

Meanwhile viee i don buy worm expeller and purge so i go see space for my belle to chop the puff puff and akara you wan give us for your birthday! My only problem that day go be carlosein because i de fear the guy. E be like person wey fit chop elephant finish because of that hin picture wey be like taliban

Na wa for this lawyer self, if you don't like Val day, please don't spoil it for others. you don't have to be so bitter about the whole thing as if its a crime to be in love and dedicate a particular date to express it to the fullest. Why don't you keep celebrating your birthday everyday if you think its silly to dedicate a particular date for something. Wake up man, this is the 21st century.

@chikibaybi

Just read your bloviates and i feel compelled to address it thus:

Who said i dont like vals day? For your information, vals day is supposed to be a day to care for others e.g family, less priviledged and loved ones unlike the warped conception of what modern day vals is today in the minds of women as a day for men to spend beyond the national budget all in the name to satisfy one girl. Buying a rocket or renting heavens restaurant for a chick isnt a way of showing how you appreciate a girl. In my book thats called swindling and fraud.

How come the man always has to spend spend spend on that day and women only have to collect collect and collect that day. What kind of show of love is that. Isnt that criminalizing the issue. It is always about the chocolates, flowers and teddy bears for girls. What about the men? What do you get for them? A typical teddy goes for #15,000 in stop centre, real roses go for #5,000 mininum and the best chocolates such as godiva or caramel nuts go for #10,000 tops. This is minus the perfume the chick is expecting that costs less than #7000 - #15,000 tops. We are not even talking of the hampers, clothes she expects and to crown it up, she wants a romantic dinner at either sipan or golden gate.

How much is the chick willing to spend back on the guy that day? Apart from one cheap perfume she would get from obalende for #3,000 and some fake gold assed cufflink from oshodi and ties that look like cutlass from mushin, what else can she offer me. Thats not love but pure yahoo yahoo on the part of women.

In return for spending a fortune on women that day that wil end up breaking the guy into financial ruins for the month of februrary, the girl can only offer her pussy as compensation that night which doesnt tally well too in my book because for less than #500 on an average day i can get the pussy for free. Shebi its to take the girl to Chicken republic, buy her 2 hot dogs and 1 canned fanta before she agrees that i am romantic enough to straff her that night? So why spend #70,000 just for a day to recieve the same thing that you get on a daily basis for free? Makes no sense to me!

And as to your second question why i dont celebrate my birthday everyday also shows how unintelligent you are. Birthdays are just dates to serve as a reminder and not a day to throw money around foolishly. Must i spend #70,000 to remind my self that today is my birthday? Besides its supposed to be a day for me to glorify my self and shower myself with personal gifts and not for me to declare surplus for you and i can chose to celebrate it or not.

So its you that should wake up to the 21st century and realise that vals day is a day for sharing and caring for others and not to care for you so as to run the man bankrupt and for you to have all the gifts in the world to boast about to your friends.

almondjoy:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

And they say women talk too much!

This thread just proved otherwise.

You this chick you be olodo no be small. This is a forum where you write and not talk. How does this thread prove other wise? Because we are typing continously, you equate it with talking? NA WAH FOR YOU O!

If the poster thought other wise about this thread, he would have aptly named it (WHY DO WOMEN TYPE AND WRITE MORE THAN MEN)

Olodo.

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Lmao

Baba lawyer, for someone who claims to be sleeping with anything that comes his way you sure are one frustrated person

I thought sex was supposed to make you calm na? Abi wetin happen? All this ariwo,it's not good for blood pressure and you know you black people, high blood pressure and hypertension are in your genes.

You see why women should be bitch slapped for talking thrash! Your a prime example of why women should be controlled whenever their mouths run a foul. From the way you talk, i guess you really have big lips big enough to swallow dicks. you would be better off walking around with a fat cock in between those lips of yours so as to spare the world the rubbish that you harbour in your tonsils that u intend to unleash.

Were! Your lucky ur far away from me. I for don knack you finish come hang you for clothes line make you cry die!

i actually believe the super eagles will get the final of this competition. Agreed they messed up doing the preliminaries and didnt inspire much confidence in the fans but you have to look deeper at berti vogts plans for this eagles in this competition. I liken him to dino zoff of italy that took italy to the Euro 2000 finals. Berti vogts is a sweat merchant and believes more in a defensive approach to winning a match than attacking. Coaches like this dont win matches by 5-0 or 4-1 but like very slim victories with a tight defensive fiscal policy.

So far so good, the team has only conceeded one goal and that goal was due to the error of yobo not sticking himself out but he has been able to make taiye taiwo sit back more, shittu control the defence and yobo sitting back more, hereby giving ejide the much desired cover.

Talking of Ejide, i think he is a very very good goal keeper and it would be very difficult for teams to score against him.

I believe vogts plan is to keep things as tight as possible from now and he would look more to training them for penalties or probably sneak in that single goal and defend for 89 minutes which i think they are now capable for.

Dont lose hope now and watch another kind of super eagles in action. Its a whole new ball game now and its all about knocking a team out and not scoring 500 goals and i think vogts is very capable of achieving that due to his german heritage and footballing culture.

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So basically you are saying women don't think before they speak abi? Would you tell your mother this to her face?

Duh!

Is that too hard for you to understand? Women dont think before they talk and when they talk, the rubbish that spews from their mouths is just incredibly ludicrious to comprehend. Their tongues always set the stage for arguments, Fights,jealously, gossip, more gossip and still more gossip. Even eve in the bible spoke with the snake that landed mankind in trouble till date.

To me, their mouths are only good for one thing and one thing only and that's to give a fantastic Mouth Action and nothing more.

They can be so irritating when they talk especially when they are whinning, nagging, fussing about the tiniest of issues that frankly doesnt make any iota of sense. I wish they could invent some form of remote control to just SHUT 'EM UP for good whenever they want to say something unpalatably stupid.

Its even worse when they get into their grumpy mood swing or period and then you see the imbecility of women when they talk and they confuse it with free speech!

Thumbs up to men who bitch slap their wives when their mouths run a foul. If you dont want to get hit by a man then you GOTTA SHUT THE HELL UP!

godana:
LAWYER.

now u're talking.

your story reminds me of myself. guys have treated me so bad you'll think the devil actually assigned them to finish me.
It got so bad that I was abandoned at the hospital with a six months premature baby who later survived and till date her dad has never looked back.

At some point i tried to be mean but i just can't be someone else. I guess guys really prefers the nasty girls because when u later find out who they left u for, bro u go just wonder.

Like i said earlier on tender justice with mercy because while u are paying less attention the good ones might just pass u by.
there is someone 4 everyone, those one who hurt u are not right for you. trust me when the right one comes she will stay with u and your life and opinion will change as well.

am not going to mandate you to forget the past but please try and bend a Little.

My advise to u is that u should just relax with your new girl. Dnt expect too much from her and dnt go looking for her to make mistakes all the time because it's inevitable mistakes must come.
No one is perfect. Give this relationship a chance even if it doesn't work out, settle it amicably.

No man is an island o, everyone needs somebody sometime.

fa baby e mora.

Ouch! Sorry to hear about you landing in the hospital especially the baby issue. Its sad and it did bring out my sensitive side out when i read it and am truely sorry. I guess the moral of the story is that they will always be jezebels and male demons no matter what and we must all encounter them one way or the other. Honestly speaking, since my last terrible break up, this story has to be the most compelling one that might help me get throught the hurt and pain because it cant get worse than this in my books, especially when your left alone to raise a child alone and the pop doesnt give a hoot.

I'll definately reflect on this and hopefully it should set me out on a better path to see things more clearly and how to handle things especially relationship wise. Life is full of suprises and little did i know that tonight i might meet someone that could alter my whole course of thoughts and beliefs. Nice one! Hope your ok now and how's the solo mum thing coming up. Someday i believe the dad might come back to help you ought once his ego has been deflated but you should be extremely proud of yourself b'cos am proud of you. ( Funny as it might sound coming from a serial dater, lol)

Meanwhile, the only flaw to this argument is how do you start all over again doing the right thing and still open your heart to trust? Because there is nothing like half trust. Your either 100% loyal or 1% disloyal which in my books is equal to treason. Once you set out your heart loose again, how do you prevent it from getting burnt again. If you do the siddon look syndrome, you end up being a bigger mugu than before. To me it is an almost hopeless case and except you have some miracle counter argument to convince me other wise, i dont think i might enter a relationship with 100% loyalty and trust!

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lawyer quit embarrassing yourself jare. osisi is a married woman

You this girl reloaded. What is your problem? E be like say you de use style style de love up for me o! Talk true no lie! and if osisi don marry, how that one concern me. Na me de Bleep am?

+osisi:
chai e be like woman don show this one pepper
no wonder im don begin grow bitterleaf
e kpele sir

_{Just 6 words " keep away from the street corners"}

E kple na o! Iya were

Since you and your fanta longer throat friends don show me pepper, case don close. shebi na chocolate and teddy bear you de wait for abi? No worry, i go make sure say you recieve one carton of CHOCO MILO, A BUNCH OF WATER LEAF AS FLOWERS, GO IBADAN ZOO GO BORROW THE GORRILLA FOR THERE TO REPLACE TEDDY BEAR FOR YOU MAKE YOU HUG AND AS FOR PERFUME, HMMM, I NO SURE SAY YOU FIT APPRECIATE CORRECT PERFUME, MAYBE LAILA, SOSO ROBIA  OR  AIR FRESHENER BUT IF YOU LIKE RAID, TELL ME NOW IN ADVANCE MAKE I BUY 2 FOR YOU.

kOLO!
Na awoof this wan de find for vals day! If you like no go line up collect your welfare benefit take buy garri chop, de wait for omo boy to buy you the thing wey you never see and chop before wey go finally give you running stomach!

WERE!