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Celebrities / Re: Hafeez Oladimeji Agoro: My Height Is A Blessing From God- Tallest Man In Nigeria by LawyerLomo(m): 9:56pm On May 18, 2019
enemyofprogress:
with a very small prick
How you take know? Abi you done Bleep am before? Abi na ur name dey follow you? "Enemyofprogress"
Romance / Re: How To Toast A Girl by LawyerLomo(m): 11:44am On May 14, 2019

@jessyj616
Your attention is needed here. Help a bro.

There is this girl i met 1month ago. It's being a while we communicate though, but several times I tried calling her, she would tell me she is busy and always snub my messages on social media.

I don't know what she's up to. Pardon my errors. Still a learner of English language and it punctuations.

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Romance / Re: Sanchi Celebrates Her Mother On Mother's Day by LawyerLomo(m): 8:00pm On May 12, 2019
Oyindidi:
How that yansh take dey attractive. Men dey try o shocked

Eyaa! It isn't your fault sha. Watin persin no get 2 dey bother ram sha!

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Romance / Re: Some Girls Are The Reasons Why They Are Treated Like Trash by LawyerLomo(m): 5:26pm On May 08, 2019
craigkoel1989:

u don't know me , a friend of mine asked me that he wanted 10k to collect his result from school, I gave him without asking him to pay back so it is not because she is female I did it, she just overused the opportunity

Please I need your help. I am a final year student in college of education. I need 3k to complete my school please help before late registration fee occur which is additional 8k.
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Bayelsa After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend. Graphic by LawyerLomo(m): 7:37am On Apr 23, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Lol, what a way to Lust into the great beyond. grin

Lol
Great beyond indeed.
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Bayelsa After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend. Graphic by LawyerLomo(m): 8:42pm On Apr 22, 2019
JasonScoolari:
I don't feel pity for any fool who commits suicide because of a man/woman.

I don't know how some people will decide to take their own precious life because they got jilted by one good for nothing m0ron.

There are so many ways to subdue the evil spirit called depression and suicide is not one of them.

Pendo, you died a fool and may the Host of hell torment you every seconds over there.

The coward prick still dey alive. grin

May Heaven's bless that Chineye Okoroabia with the last comment. grin


Call me evil or any of the unprintable names your brain can come up with, I don talk my mind.

The name for such erection is called "angel lust."
Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle: I Didn't Quit Music, I Only Traveled Abroad by LawyerLomo(m): 1:15pm On Apr 20, 2019
Karemarealty288:

He has been on tour for over three years in his bedroom... grin grin
Lol
Health / Re: Burial Of Man, 2 Daughters Who Died After Taking Traditional Medicine In Anambra by LawyerLomo(m): 9:12pm On Apr 19, 2019
Ifesinachi22:
IT'S REMAINING 2 HOURS AND 51 MINUTES FOR JUDAS TO BETRAY JESUS.. AM FOLLOWING THEM BOMBER TO BOMBER.


Modified.

Please give me likes.
Today is my birthday �

Happy birthday bro!
wish you more of life achievement!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Architect Loses A N3.5m Job For Being A Buhari Supporter by LawyerLomo(m): 4:52pm On Apr 16, 2019
Reeses:
From change to Next Level.what next?

Go back to his cows by 2023
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Architect Loses A N3.5m Job For Being A Buhari Supporter by LawyerLomo(m): 4:51pm On Apr 16, 2019
Xisnin:
Good.
It is foolishness for any business person or even job applicant to openly support Buhari.
Business owners suffered the most from Buhari's 4 years of cluelessness.
The architect should be wise next time.

Did you think that mofor/Ode(dullard) will take correction?
I don't think he will.
If he would have learn from such nemesis, he wouldn't have share his (great)ordeal with a tag of the porcupine(Buhari)to the cosmos.

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Sports / Re: Tiger Woods Jumps To Sixth In Rankings, Takes Home $2.07 Million (n745m) by LawyerLomo(m): 9:21pm On Apr 15, 2019
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Cholls:
my brother's and sister's one day one day we will rejoice

Amen
Celebrities / Re: VIDEO: Lady Stripped Totally Unclad And Tortured After Phone Theft Accusation by LawyerLomo(m): 3:59pm On Apr 15, 2019
Nickijoy:
Why her neck con long like that...??

Actually!
I observe that after you figured it out.
Celebrities / Re: Little Success Adegor has been signed by a Dubai Based Company House Of Michyba by LawyerLomo(m): 2:36pm On Apr 15, 2019
Larryfest:
The CEO thanked the little girl for her role on education, i don't understand this at all what exactly was her role on education

You spoke my thought
Celebrities / Re: An Angry Singer Wrote A Letter To Simi Concerning Yahoo,if U Hate Us Na Waiting by LawyerLomo(m): 2:13pm On Apr 15, 2019
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RaphaelSRaphael:
Waiting concern Simi wey she dey no want person to Rest?


Na you write this letter to simi?

I mean are you the writer of this letter and also the poster? (please don't mind my English I don't really know how to speak that much)
Romance / Re: The Beauty Of Nigerian Women From Kano And Zaria (northern Kaduna) by LawyerLomo(m): 9:00pm On Apr 13, 2019
NafeesaAA:


Allow me to reply the baga with equal measure.All they have is their hate, their ignorance, their insults and their inbred crudity and vulgarity .

I no sabi English oh!
But have you forgotten this thread?
Romance / Re: The Beauty Of Nigerian Women From Kano And Zaria (northern Kaduna) by LawyerLomo(m): 8:57pm On Apr 13, 2019
Honestly, this girls are wow!

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Romance / Re: #100dayschallenge Of No Màsturbation, Sëx And Alcohol by LawyerLomo(m): 3:44pm On Apr 13, 2019
SkinnyNigga:
hahaha. you made me laugh.
better free this nonsense "no masturbating for 100 days". whenever you feel the urge. do your thing.. no be only you dey masturbate.. every male does it

Does that means you indulge yourself in such ghasty act too?
Romance / Re: #100dayschallenge Of No Màsturbation, Sëx And Alcohol by LawyerLomo(m): 3:42pm On Apr 13, 2019
I wanna be part of your challenge! Though, I masturbated yesterday. But I want to be a changed personnel
Health / Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by LawyerLomo(m): 7:16pm On Apr 09, 2019
emyrald91:


Shut the f up and go for test. It could be other diseases unless your immune system had been killed before, its too early for those signs if she is the one that gave you the HIV.

When does this dreadful symptoms of HIV start after contacting it?
Health / Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by LawyerLomo(m): 7:14pm On Apr 09, 2019
lilwetdick:
this story is making me not to trust any lady again. i feel sad for you, these are the symptoms of HIV but also you need to go for a test to confirm your status


Please when does such symptoms start after contacting it(I mean HIV)?
Health / Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by LawyerLomo(m): 7:12pm On Apr 09, 2019
lilwetdick:
this story is making me not to trust any lady again. i feel sad for you, these are the symptoms of HIV but also you need to go for a test to confirm your status

Please when does such symptoms starts after contacting it?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Rodrigo Duterte Brags About His Huge Manhood by LawyerLomo(m): 7:01pm On Apr 09, 2019
Lakside1955:
Well, to me personally, its not how big it looks like, but what you can perform with it, sometimes I wonder why people like lexteen steel and Julio Gomez got huge dick but can't perform with it sad
They will just be moving slow slow, that thing suck
I always imagine if am the one that got 13inch of dick, I would have destroy anything destroyable grin
My 7inches still dey try though grin grin grin grin

What about me that have 5.3 inch is that small? please help
Education / Re: India Extends Scholarship For Emelife Stella Chinelo Who Broke 100-year Record by LawyerLomo(m): 11:49am On Apr 06, 2019
iberrylee:
What is the meaning of igbo kwenu? I see barbarians yelling Igbo kwenu everywhere like cavemen, we the Yorubas the number one god of the Igbos will never scream like these cretins whenever we break records for we always see it as a Normal thing

Fact! Such achievement is obvious in our lineage!

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Education / Re: India Extends Scholarship For Emelife Stella Chinelo Who Broke 100-year Record by LawyerLomo(m): 11:44am On Apr 06, 2019
beguiled5:
We breaking records anywhere we deh

If na crime em say she was involved in, you wouldn't have say anything oh!

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Romance / Re: Is My Girlfriend Cheating? by LawyerLomo(m): 10:04pm On Mar 31, 2019
Equal2DeTask:
shocked shocked







Bloda I used God beg thee Run 4 Ur life...


What I see;

1. She is not loyal.
2. She is a hoe shocked
3. She is seeing different diçks.
4. She will end up given u Heartattack pass the one Alabi(betting) gave me today. One game cuts my 14million Naira...
5. And finally, She is not for you.



Oga I beg give me ticket even if na only 20k I go win
Romance / Re: Men And Erection by LawyerLomo(m): 7:59pm On Mar 30, 2019
morningstar55:
Original Poster
Thank you sir!
Romance / Re: Men And Erection by LawyerLomo(m): 9:21pm On Mar 29, 2019
BIGVAJINA:

OP means Obasanjo Pennis
I wonder who opened the gate for you to come in! :-(
Romance / Re: The Risk Some Girls Take Just For Sex. by LawyerLomo(m): 9:00pm On Mar 29, 2019
EdoBozz:


Jesu..... This one touch me for heart... Lol

And you didn't specify whether you used condom or skin (another risk dey if na skin to skin oh)
Romance / Re: I'm 29 But Look 13, I'm Depressed, The Disrespect Is Too Much! Please Help Me by LawyerLomo(m): 8:22pm On Mar 29, 2019
Brazil2018:
Bro show us ur pictures naw
Brazil2018:
Bro show us ur pictures naw
Brazil2018:
Bro show us ur pictures naw

I tire ohh!
Romance / Re: I'm 29 But Look 13, I'm Depressed, The Disrespect Is Too Much! Please Help Me by LawyerLomo(m): 8:20pm On Mar 29, 2019
izzou:
I suspect you're an introvert, or let me say a shy guy. Don't be scared of approaching ladies. They don't bite

An concerning your physique, you don't know what God is doing for you grin

When you'll turn 55, but look 35, you'll remember this day you complained

FYI; shytype and introvert aren't same. Go on research! Thanks!

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