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FamilyRe: I Hope My Decision Is Not Bad? by Legalese(m): 4:42pm On Sep 22, 2022
Which kain papa be this?
PoliticsRe: Dayo Isreal: Young Nigerians Want Tinubu To Be President by Legalese(m): 10:36am On Sep 20, 2022
Fucking belly serving idiot.
RomanceRe: Look What I Found On My Girls Phone by Legalese(m): 12:31am On Sep 15, 2022
Lol 4.5 inches in girth...cap
Worriedguy6699:
I’m 6.5 in length and 4.5 in girth. I’ll admit that my gf has an abnormally wide vagina for a penis like mine. Actually this is the first time I’m coming across such a thing. She always tells me she doesn’t like sex and she’s not a sex person.

Went through her Tinder and saw this. I’m quite heart broken lads.

Truth is that I’m lucky to even find this one’s. There’s so many messages she deletes from her phone before coming to my house.

Why are people like this? I picked her up from nothing
PoliticsRe: “I Cannot Be A Yoruba Boy And Vote For Igbo” - Prophet Oladele Supports Tinubu by Legalese(m): 2:11pm On Sep 12, 2022
Strange coming from a supposed prophet. Tribe, not Competence is his only criteria for voting. That one concern him sha.
RomanceRe: Nothing Excites Me About Life Anymore by Legalese(m): 8:59am On Sep 11, 2022
You're awake and that can be painful. So many things are wrong with the world and a sensitive person can get overwhelmed with the messiness.

You tend to feel powerless to do anything about it.
One thing this learned helplessness leads to is a self-absorbed and reclusive lifestyle which can be very dangerous.
There is true beauty in this world but the negatives are louder. But then it's not all doom and gloom. The best way to improve your state and enjoy life, is to be of service.
It'll give your life more meaning and you'll see that collective growth is possible and is the goal of humanity. But serpentine energy sucking beings are trying to get everyone to conform to the bs.

I suggest you try engaging in more physical activities like walking in nature or exercising as well.

I hope this helps.
Oh, and then, God is real. Let not society lie to you. Cheers.
PoliticsRe: Stay Away From Kalabari, Dokubo-Asari Warns Tompolo, Soldiers by Legalese(m): 8:32am On Sep 11, 2022
It's obvious that his motives has never been about the restoration and preservation of his people. It's always been about the money.
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Pleads With Obidients To Stop Attack On Other Parties (Video) by Legalese(m): 11:23pm On Sep 07, 2022
Where did he mention Obedients? Dumb fecks
PoliticsRe: This Picture Shows The Age Difference Between Atiku And Tinubu by Legalese(m): 6:45pm On Sep 05, 2022
Lol...olodo ni ye
Africana1123:
children of hate


Where is your evidence ?
PoliticsRe: This Picture Shows The Age Difference Between Atiku And Tinubu by Legalese(m): 6:44pm On Sep 05, 2022
Upwork writer that cannot do a simple search on the Internet to get informed.
Upworkwriter007:
The US said he was not criminally investigated, indicted, or charged. The US embassy expressly stated this guys. I think issues-based campaign is best for Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Video Of Electricity Workers On Strike Shutting Transmission Station In Nigeria by Legalese(m): 6:06pm On Aug 17, 2022
Funny thing is, the remaining power being distributed woukd still go to those who are in the position to solve this, while the ordinary masses bear the brunt.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari In Close Door Meeting With Simon Lalong (Photos) by Legalese(m): 6:16pm On Aug 10, 2022
Lol...after doing the elbow shake to prevent covid, they went ahead to shake bare hands. Clowns
PoliticsRe: Kebbi Politician Helps To Clear Gutter In His Constituency, Poses For The Camera by Legalese(m): 5:38pm On Jul 27, 2022
Foolish media gimmicks. This shows his level of dumbness and buffoonery.
You want to clear gutter, and instead of providing essential safety and hygiene measures and equipments for himself and everyone involved, he decided to behave like a donkey and enter gutter fully dressed.
How can someone like this work for the progress of people. I'm so livid right now.
PoliticsRe: Senate Passes Bill For States, Individuals To Supply Electricity by Legalese(m): 11:15am On Jul 22, 2022
Hmm.. Nationally grid that has been collapsing frequently and cannot properly transmit current generated power is what you guys want us to send privately generated power to. This people no too get sense, forget agbada and big cap.
PoliticsRe: Arrogant Wike Thinks PDP Can't Win Osun Without Him by Legalese(m): 9:37am On Jul 17, 2022
Lol..you people still rate these politicians.
Power belongs to the people and they are retaking it.
BusinessRe: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by Legalese(m): 2:31pm On Jul 12, 2022
Real estate. There are multiple options with low entry-points you can consider. You can reach out to me via WhatsApp on 08067981080 or call 09075312621 for consultation.

Deprofessional:
Please potential businesses one can start with the above amount.

Not anything online or cryptocurrency or forex.
FamilyRe: I'm 30 And Still Living With My Parents..smh by Legalese(m): 8:26am On Jul 06, 2022
Lol...don't let people get to you with their rubbish talk and bragging. There's nothing wrong in living with your parents if it does not impeded your desire to succeed.
It can actually be a smart move to save cost while earning and contributing to the family. No body and family is the standard.

Just be grateful that you have parents who hopefully support you, plan for the next 6 months and work your ass off.
When you make the money, don't be in a hurry to leave. Enjoy the presence of your parents on this earth as much as you can while working to make them and yourself as comfortable as possible.

No body is the standard.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Sent Me On Drug Mission - "Chinenye Ezewuzie Confessed" by Legalese(m): 3:17am On Jun 24, 2022
Lol ..see how dumb people can be. Go and search for this news online and you'd see that it was culled from Facebook while claiming to emanate from Sunnews. Watch blockheads run with this to display their ignorance and lack of commonsense.
PoliticsRe: ADC's Dumebi Kachikwu's Presidential Bid Ruffles Feathers by Legalese(m): 1:01am On Jun 24, 2022
Lol...clown.com
RomanceRe: Why Do Fugly Guys Avert Their Face When A Pretty Lady Stares At Them. by Legalese(m): 1:49pm On Jun 22, 2022
Lol...BS
Foreign AffairsRe: World War III Has Been Declared – Pope Francis by Legalese(m): 4:34pm On Jun 15, 2022
Lol...wetin concern us with European tribes and their ethnic clashes?
If not for our dependence on some of their products, we for just leave them to do their thing.
Last last, this is an eye opener for us to get more dependent and productive so that these people would stop adding us to their bullshit.

African States have been at war for decades and no one declared an African war, talk more of a word war. Na Russia and Ukraine una one out for our head. Rubbish.
CrimeRe: Lagos Prostitute, Hannah Saliu, Burnt To Death For Keeping Quran In Room by Legalese(m): 1:41pm On Jun 14, 2022
Killed because of the kind of work she does yet the person who patronised her was let free. Hypocrites are the vermin of the earth.

So their god would not answer her prayers cos of her work but would accept that of the patroniser and the killers. Bleep these guys.
CrimeRe: Lady Confronts Man For Touching Inappropriately Inside A Bus In Ikorodu Lagos by Legalese(m): 11:14pm On Jun 08, 2022
This is shameful. Men are seriously lowering the bar. I can assure you that this guy watches porn alot. That shit can mess with your life.
From my experience, you'll be consumed with desire for a lady but it would to you of your confidence to approach.
If you're now not well to do to maybe take them out and bang later or at least, enter street and pay, you may resort to nonsense like this to feel real touch and pseudo-pleasure.

Dude needs help. People who know him should try and get him to seek therapy, if not....
HealthRe: What Is This On My Nose? (Viewers Discretion) by Legalese(m): 11:04pm On Jun 08, 2022
It's not an ailment that requires treatment cos it occurs naturally. It's basically your body'snatural oils mixed with dead skin. When you squeezeyour nose they come out via the pores.

Some people have it more than others depending on your skin type and your skin care routine.
Just take better care of your face and you'll be good. Wash well, use face masks, exfoliate, etc.
If you get babe, just ask her to help you out.
AIT1:
Can you recommend any treatment please?
PoliticsRe: 2023: Buhari Never Discussed Power Shift To South — Garba Shehu by Legalese(m): 7:46am On Jun 06, 2022
Not a bad decision. But then the North are very politically savvy and the South should be wary of any gift from them cos it might just be a trajan.

What if this is a ploy to get power to still remain in the North via Atiku's candidacy. They know that their people vote based on sentiments and mostly ethnic grounds and they would rather let the PDP win for the power to remain in the North than let it go down south.

What ever the case may be though, I hope the youths make a statement and #takebacknigeria.
PoliticsRe: Yomi Black: Peter Obi's Ambition Is Fueled By The Delusion Of Social Media by Legalese(m): 10:01pm On Jun 02, 2022
This is the exact kind of silliness that Peter Obi has spoken out against. Youre not helping him by making more enemies.
Bluntguy:
Just shut up already and be OBIdient.
PoliticsRe: What Makes Atiku, Tinubu, Osinbajo Etc. Very Popular And Powerful by Legalese(m): 8:22pm On May 31, 2022
In your mind you've made a case for Peter Obi. This us the exact thing he recently spoke against to his followers. You speak of his achievementswithout denigrating others. That is the kind of politics he is trying to engage in.
You basically just keep demarketing him with these kind of unguarded statements.
MadamVanessa:
shocked


You got it all wrong

what makes these people popular is;

Tinubu : This one is popular because of his mouth odour and brown teeth, he's known to be urinating on his agbada, he's known to be imposing governors to Lagosians, he's known to be suffering from Essential tremor, he's.popular for being a drug baron, he's an unapologetic looter. Tinubu is popular for wrong reasons.


Atiku: This one is a thief and a looter, he's not even a Nigerian, rumour once had it that he's a Cameroonian.

Osibanjo: This one is popular for being so weak and clueless and reducing himself to a position of a mere commissioner and also he's known to be Buhari house boy.


Amaechi: This one is known to have betrayed the whole south south and lick the asses of Fulanis so he will be given a ministerial appointment by clueless Buhari and he succeeded.

Peter Obi: This noble young man is popular because he's widely loved by majority of Nigerians. The love and passion exuded by Peter Obi to serve and work assiduously to put Nigeria back on track is what endeared him to alot of people. God bless him.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Congratulates Atiku, Asks God To Bless Him by Legalese(m): 12:45pm On May 29, 2022
How can he be looking for VP slot when they're now in different parties? Abi you dey reason in reverse?
meritadavize1:
Nyamiri de look for vp slot again.... Shift abeg
PoliticsRe: Wike’s Anointed Candidate, Fubara Emerges PDP Flagbearer In Rivers by Legalese(m): 12:04am On May 26, 2022
Trying to shield himself from prosecution by getting the chief conspirator to get immunity via governorship. How person wey help governor thief over 400billion wan come be governor. Crazy
RomanceRe: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by Legalese(m): 12:40am On May 24, 2022
B all day
FamilyRe: My Stingy Elder Brother by Legalese(m): 11:54am On May 23, 2022
God forbid this kind Younger brother.
Car TalkRe: $142Million Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR Uhlenhaut Coupe Most Expensive Car Ever Sold by Legalese(m): 9:08pm On May 22, 2022
Many rich criminala use such avenues to preserve laundered money. If you know you know.

Same thing for many supposed art lovers and recently, startup investors.

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