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CrimeRe: SARS Officers Shoot Shop Owner Dead In Lagos by Legalese(m): 4:57pm On Aug 10, 2019
You comot, SARS go say you be criminal and shoot you; you dey your shop jejeli, them go still come find you shoot you for sitting idle. We need radical change in this country.
PoliticsRe: Man Dies While Removing Okorocha's Project In Imo (Photos) by Legalese(m): 9:36am On Aug 09, 2019
Look at the rubbish building on which supposed 'beautification' rods are placed on.
Misplaced priorities by both governors.
TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: "Nigerian Guys Are Broke" - Esther Tells Mike by Legalese(m): 12:54pm On Aug 07, 2019
Lol normal level. She just showed her hand as an average Nigerian girl who is just an opportunist.
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Is An Ingrate, Ayiri Emami Blasts Chief Edwin Clark by Legalese(m): 10:00am On Aug 02, 2019
This guy is just indicting Oshiomole. Ode.
So Oshiomole fought to end gidfstherism has now installed his stooge and wants him to accord him the same status of godfather which he claims is not good for the state. Everybody is a joker and hypocrite.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Backs Lawan As APC Senators Protest Over Juicy Panels by Legalese(m): 7:33am On Aug 01, 2019
Ifeanyi Uba whose company, capital oil, is the biggest debtor to Amcon is vice chair to the petroleum committee. These people no get sense o
PoliticsRe: B/haram Using Drones To Monitor Troops’ Operations – Borno Gov by Legalese(m): 7:11am On Jul 31, 2019
So all the monies being released to the military have been used to buy toys?
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Orders Govt Hospitals To Treat Police Officers Injured In Line Of Duty by Legalese(m): 5:22pm On Jul 30, 2019
See how everyone has flat stomach except the policemen��‍♂
SportsRe: Ronaldo: Barca Invested A Lot Of Money In Last 5 Years, But Haven't Won UCL by Legalese(m): 12:39pm On Jul 30, 2019
Imagine if it was Barça that won it 3 in a row. We would not hear word again. Especially about Messi.
PoliticsRe: Ganduje: Ban Fulani Migration To The South Now!!! by Legalese(m): 3:38pm On Jul 28, 2019
True. Despite the fact that his actions are done with ill motive, they actually turn out to be for the greater good. Just like God using a tyrant to do His work for His people.
Ultimatezlant:
Like him or hate him ganjuge is a blessing.

He unbundled kwanwansiya movement (a bigot /threat some idiots wanted as president).


He unbundled the emir of kano mystic

He is helping to do same to the Fulani's.






If Nigeria must progress we know the north which is holding us back with their numerical strength has to be unbundled into various fragments which gunduge has helped with singlehandedly in just four years
CrimeRe: Man Accuses Soldiers In Aba Of Assaulting & Forcefully Shaving Off His Hair by Legalese(m): 3:14am On Jul 28, 2019
You have no idea how idiotic this line of thinking is. Typical colonised mindset. Who made the rule that black men keeping hair makes them irresponsible? We've been brainwashed to think our hair should not grow and that is one subtle way to de-mane a man and make him more subservient. Olodo
NewDelhi:
I think a law should be passed banning youths from dreadlocks and other indecent hairstyles. To make Nigeria and her citizens responsible is a priority. That's why I support SARS.
CelebritiesRe: Tuoyo: Tacha Is Proud, Using Juju To Extend Her Stay In The House by Legalese(m): 10:14am On Jul 27, 2019
Which practical and pragmatic steps, please? She just has solid backing from Jaruma and her strong army of loyal and rich kayanmata using women mostly from the north.
Awol1:
Gibberish.

Have you seen why people fail in life?

This stupid believe system is the reason why this guy was evicted early from the show.

Instead of looking for the practical and pragramtic steps that Tacha is taking to remain in the house, he is ascribing to inexistent juju.

Rubbish
RomanceRe: She's Pregnant 18 Months After Her Husband’s Death by Legalese(m): 10:07am On Jul 27, 2019
This is a very silly misogynistic mindset. Who are you to say that the rules of moving on applies only to the men. Remove the log in your eyes bro.
Davash222:
Let the woman die first, then you can bring this question.

We now see why most husbands don’t Will their properties to their wives. The wife will now come and bring a wretched, broke man to come and be enjoying the man’s wealth while his family got nothing.

Men, wise up. These hoes ain’t loyal!!
CrimeRe: We Killed NBA Chairman For Withholding N18m Internet Fraud Proceeds –suspect by Legalese(m): 8:37am On Jul 18, 2019
This suspect resemble broke bovi
RomanceRe: Policeman Takes Prostitute Home In Kubwa Area Of Abuja, Discovers He Is A Man(Pi by Legalese(m): 10:31pm On Jul 17, 2019
The same policemen that would go and raid strip clubs dey carry dem for night. What a country.
CelebritiesRe: Shoki Shitta Begs Davido To Fund Him Again After Lavishing N1M by Legalese(m): 2:48pm On Jul 16, 2019
This is a very distasteful mindset you've got. What concerns tribe with monetary dicipline? Haven't you seen our Igbo brothers who have gone astray. Please stop painting us in a bad light just in your deluded bid to hype yourself.
PhenomenalAustin:
Afonja!!.. Smh

Give 1 million to our Igbo brothers, and watch them build business empires!


But una, na owambe everyday.....



Hian Ọ!
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo Olu Inspects The Largest Rice Mill In Nigeria. Pictures. by Legalese(m): 8:39am On Jul 05, 2019
Lol. Just imagine your kind of thought process.. After you would wonder why your prayers are not being answered when you carry so much hate and animosity in your heart.
Excaperx:
What are igbos governors doing? Planting flowers
PoliticsRe: Americans Discuss The Good Side Of Nigerians On Twitter. (screenshots) by Legalese(m): 8:32am On Jul 05, 2019
Lol..myopic. What is a tribe? The Yoruba is a Nation, and so are all others that form the Nigerian state. Keep your tribalism in your back pocket.
adebayo1998:
It's the Yoruba tribe that are making waves all over the world
BusinessRe: My Business Has Failed! Please Advise Me by Legalese(m): 3:16am On Jun 17, 2019
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For instance, tell him that you would give him some equity in your business for a reduced amount of debt.
Let's say instead of paying back 100k, you only get to pay back 50k, while the other 50k becomes his equity contribution to your business which could be 10 to 20 percent stake. Entrepreneurship is tough but you have to be bold an innovative to solve your challenges.
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EducationRe: Parents Of Madonna Varsity Students Detained Over Facebook Posts Cry Out by Legalese(m): 7:52am On Jun 12, 2019
which fucking annointing would make one so wicked and heartless.
Charmerbeautylooks:
How can a Rev father be so wicked. Let me come and be going b4 they say I don insult the anointed one�‍♀️�‍♀️
CelebritiesRe: Olakunle Churchill's Oyinbo Girlfriend Speaks, Calls Him "My Love" by Legalese(m): 11:07pm On Jun 10, 2019
This looks like an arrangee relationship. She doesn't even know how to pronounce Nigeria.
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Renting A 2 Bedroom Apartment In Abuja | Co-tenant by Legalese(m): 10:52pm On Jun 10, 2019
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Abuja is the capital city of Nigeria. It is located in the centre of Nigeria, within the Federal Capital Territory (FCT). Abuja is a planned city, and was built mainly in the 1980s. It officially became Nigeria’s capital on 12 December 1991, replacing Lagos, which is still the country’s most populous city. At the 2006 census, the city of Abuja had a population of 776,298, making it one of the top ten most populous cities in Nigeria. The unofficial metropolitan area of Abuja is well over three million, which would make it the fourth largest urban area in Nigeria only surpassed by Lagos, Kano and Ibadan.

The average price of 2 bedroom flats for rent in Abuja is ₦1,390,000 per year. The most expensive flat costs ₦25,000,000 per year while the cheapest cost ₦100,000 per year.

Apo
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Asokoro District
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Durumi
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Guzape
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Lokogoma
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Mabuchi
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Utako
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Wuse 2
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Kubwa
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I don't guarantee this are the real price but estimate
PoliticsRe: “Corrupt Nigerians Will Come After Me In 2023” - President Buhari by Legalese(m): 10:29am On May 28, 2019
What rubbish. You should only be concerned if you have something to hide. Besides, as the piller of integrity that the president is supposed to be, it is surprising that he has continuously reneged in his earlier promise to publicly declare his assets. Scam.
TravelRe: Turbulence During A Local Flight Turned Almost Everyone Into Prayer Warrior(vid) by Legalese(m): 6:55pm On May 12, 2019
So no one had enough faith to just get up and say "Peace, be still! "
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Helen Paul For Defending Regina Daniels Marriage by Legalese(m): 7:58pm On Apr 29, 2019
This one would not face his acting career. He has turned into a corporate commentator on people's lives. Jobless mofo
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by Legalese(m): 1:29am On Mar 31, 2019
Funniest thread I've seen in a while.
PoliticsRe: PDP Wins More Seats In Kaduna State Assembly by Legalese(m): 12:47am On Mar 15, 2019
PDP wins more in terms of the fact that they wkn 2 'more' seats leading to a sum total of 6. Which still leaves the APC with still 'more' seats since they still have 24.
PoliticsRe: Emeka Ihedioha Visits Prince Arthur Eze In Anambra (Pictures) by Legalese(m): 9:35pm On Mar 13, 2019
You people have started with these your silly and childish sectional statements. That's why the north would continue to trump you guys in politics.
senatordave1:
Imo going to pay homage to anambra? Anyway ihedioha is an illegal governor.
Nairaland GeneralMen Are Scum! Man Faked Being Deaf And Dumb For 62 Years To Avoid Listening To by Legalese(op): 9:20pm On Mar 08, 2019
A man from Waterbury in Connecticut faces divorce after his wife found out that he was not actually deaf and had been faking it for more than 62 years to avoid having to listen to her.
According to the divorce papers, 84-year old Barry Dawson never spoke a single word in front of his 80-year old wife Dorothy during the decades they lived together.

Ms. Dawson learned the sign language to be able to communicate with her husband but says he was still not really communicative.

“It took me two years to learn to communicate with my hands. As soon as I got good at it, he began having problems with his sight. Now that I think of it, he probably faked that too!”
The couple still raised six children and has thirteen grandchildren, all of whom were also convinced that Mr. Dawson was deaf.

“When he was at home, that jerk always faked being deaf. It wasn’t until I saw a Youtube video of him singing during a karaoke night in a bar while he was supposed to be at a meeting for a charity, that I understood everything.”

Mr. Dawson’s lawyer, Robert Sanchez, admits his client faked being deaf but said he did it “for his wife”, adding “it’s the only way to endure that annoying magpie”.

Mr. Dawson’s lawyer, Robert Sanchez, claims the elderly man’s stratagem was not meant to offend or cheat his spouse, and that it may, in fact, explain why their marriage worked for 62 years.

“My client is pretty quiet and not very talkative, but his wife is annoyingly chatty. If he hadn’t faked being deaf, they would have divorced 60 years ago. In a way, he did it for her and for his family.”
Both parties should appear in court for the first time tomorrow, as Dorothy Dawson is demanding financial compensation for her “emotional stress and burden”, as well as half of their belongings and alimony.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by Legalese(m): 11:35pm On Mar 02, 2019
She was into you but probably lost I interest cos you were not forthcoming and then the admiration turned to disdain. How can you wait till the last day of lectures to approach? Even you check am. Won't you be pissed?
Gaspardd:
This event happend 2011 in my undergrad days.
Was in thesame faculty with this girl, she was very cute and somehow our eyes used to meet whenever we were in class. This happened repeatedly that i was convinced that yea she was the one for me(virgins lol grin grin).

Whenever i come back from lectures i used to jist my frieds about this girl that used to stare at me, they would cheer me up, and i would respond with pride.
I decided to step things up by trying to catch the time she would come in for lectures and sit beside her. It was tough but one time i was lucky, even lent her my pen and left it with her afterwards. All this while in my mind, i don see gf, but i never spoke a word to her but damn i thought we had this nonverbal friendship thing going on and i would always daydream about how i will write her love poems, surprise her with gifts(got this from laws of seduction).

At the last lecture of the semester i decided to be brave for once in my lifetime by introducin myself to her and stuff but on tapping her on the shoulder after class, her response was harsh, like i wanted to steal from her or sth. She walked off hurriedly and i ran towards her tryin to remind her we re classmates and that i even lent her my pen once. She said that was actually the first time she would be seeing me in her whole entire life. I was speechless. At the end she hailed down a bike and climbed.
That day i actually lost hope in myself and humanity and i wanted to leave this planet.
BusinessRe: What No One Tells You About Entrepreneurship In Nigeria by Legalese(m): 5:10pm On Jan 29, 2019
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CrimeRe: 13-year-old Boy Buys 4 Bottles Of Beer And Drinks It All, Shocks Nigerian Man by Legalese(m): 1:05pm On Jan 15, 2019
You don't know the boy but you know his age.

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