₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,997 members, 8,448,146 topics. Date: Sunday, 19 July 2026 at 08:32 PM

Toggle theme

Legalese's Posts

Nairaland ForumLegalese's ProfileLegalese's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 (of 13 pages)

TravelRe: Road Construction In Abuja By Ebeano Supermarket (Photos) by Legalese(m): 1:53am On Nov 27, 2019
He's a business man, dummy. This is a social investment that would bring economic returns. Better perception of him and his business leading to more patronage, and then more traffuc flow cost of the fixed road. Get your head outta your bigot ass and hustle for your family.
Earlystar698:
That Ebeano is high in Osogbo weed .. why can't the power it in the south east not this Camel urine drinkers ....
TravelRe: Road Construction In Abuja By Ebeano Supermarket (Photos) by Legalese(m): 1:50am On Nov 27, 2019
Baba, no need for that cliche, over-used, rubbish talk here that gives us a bad name. Progress is progress, and the fact that he does such feat in another part of Nigeria shows the kind of value he's getting from there. He is a business man afterall and, such acts improve his credibility and customer loyalty, not to talk of the increased traffic to his business as a result of the fixed road. He is investing, dummy. If he does this in the East, it will be cos of the return value not stupid ethnic sentiments.
Smalldick123:
IGBO AMAKA.
Promoting both afonja's and hausa's. We deserve some accolades joor.
HOW MANY LIKES FOR EBEANO?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Terminates Trobell International Limited Contract Over $2.15bn Commission by Legalese(m): 8:34pm On Nov 26, 2019
I refuse to believe you can be this silly. So you read this whole article and all you could think of was how to stoke your fragile ethnic pseudo ego? Kontinue
pricklewane:
over to the wailing Igbos of Nigeria that claimed Maima is Buhari's nephew.
RomanceRe: My Sister Is About To Marry An Osu Man, About To Commit A Serious Taboo by Legalese(m): 10:19am On Nov 24, 2019
Apart from your dad and sister, you guys are swimming in a large pool if ignorance.
TheSkyIsBlue:
My Sister Is About To Commit A Serious Taboo All In The Name Of Marriage

Hello Nairalanders!

Please ignore any typographical or grammatical error. I just want to pour it out the way it is in my heart.

I am seriously confused and worried about what is happening in my family and I will appreciate your candid advice.

There is this guy my sister has been in a relationship with for over seven years now. so he actually asked her hand in marriage and decided to come see my parents for introduction, about some months ago. My family decided to take their time to find out more about the guys family background as is required in Igbo tradition.

After several questions asked, my family came to find out that the guy is an Osu (an outcast). On knowing this, everybody in my family told my sister to cut ties with him and discontinue the relationship because it is a big taboo to get married to an Osu in my place . If you do, no family member or friend will attend your wedding or even have anything to do with you again.

But my sister refused to listen to anybody claiming she really loves the guy, that they have been together for a very long time and that she is not getting younger anymore (mind you, she is in her early thirties). Everybody (my parents and extended family members) tried to talk her out of it but she still didn't listen.

After much pressure and her continues insistence, my dad decided to give them his blessings, although against his wish (my dad is actually not really deep into tradition). Now the guy has done all the traditional rights and paid for her dowry. Their wedding is coming up soon.

But the problem now is, according to tradition and from what I heard, if she was allowed to go with the guy without my dad giving them his blessings, the stigma would have just been on her and she alone would have been considered Osu, since she insisted to continue with the marriage. But now that my dad has given them his blessings, it is considered that all of us (her siblings) will also have that link of Osu too. Except if she decide to put an end to the relationship and discontinue with the wedding, which I don't think my sister is ready to do.

I am really worried and depressed about it, cause I don't want anything that will affect me tomorrow when I want to get married just because of my sister's mistakes.

I will really like to get opinions and sincere advice especially from those that are familiar with tradition, cause I'm seriously bothered. Thanks!
BusinessRe: Fraud Allegation: Allen Onyema's Lawyers React With A Press Release by Legalese(m): 7:48pm On Nov 23, 2019
Lol. You almost have sense.
Igbo:
Lol. Nyamuri flat.heads were shouting ibo amaka the other day when he brought some fleet of airplanes.. we didn't know it was through fraud and shady deal!!

Now they have all gone missing, its not ibo amaka anymore grin cheesy
SportsRe: Emmanuel Adebayor Shows His Gbe Body Moves At The Gym by Legalese(m): 7:55pm On Oct 28, 2019
Lol. How much has being peng put in your account?
Jgoldie:
Looking so unkempt....spits

If his body is this stiff I wonder how dicko go stiff....

Don't blame me ....na weather cause am
TravelRe: Luggage Above N50,000 Attract Duties - Customs Reminds Passengers by Legalese(m): 11:23pm On Oct 27, 2019
You are not retarded I presume. How is it good that a person would pay almost 35percent worth of the goods as duty fee. Are you normal?
qwertygeni:
This is quite good
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Legalese(m): 5:18pm On Oct 27, 2019
LMAO! Yours is the worst. Mistaken identity.
kleverley:
A particular guy wore exactly the same outfit as me that Sunday, to Make it worst, he was almost my height.
This guy decided to render a special song. The guy really messed up the entire song and the whole congregation laughed hysterically.
After church I was the subject of mockery for another person just because of dress coincidence
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Legalese(m): 5:12pm On Oct 27, 2019
Lol. Is the will now function of one's religion? You seem confused, comparing the general wills if atheists and muslims. Where be the correlation charle?
simpleseyi:
Muslims and Atheists are strong willed and not unstable like you church goers jumping from CAC to COZA, from MFM to RCCG, from Winners to CCC. Therefore, your continuous rants have no effect on Seun.
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by Legalese(m): 5:04pm On Oct 27, 2019
Nice. Enjoy.
mimimile93:
Am a muslim
RomanceRe: How Can I Control My Sexual Urges In School Environment? by Legalese(m): 1:20am On Oct 27, 2019
Get a girlfriend.
CelebritiesRe: Nicki Minaj Gives DJ Cuppy A Shout Out by Legalese(m): 6:46am On Oct 18, 2019
It's not about colour, bro. Nicki isn't white. She's just a fan of a star that's bigger than all our stars at the moment.
LearnITsmash:
How silly can Nigerians be when white people give them a shout out online, low self-esteem undecided
CelebritiesRe: Mike Edwards And His Wife Meet MC Oluomo (Photos) by Legalese(m): 7:01pm On Oct 13, 2019
Lol bitterleaf without sense forming badmouth.
FamousMonk:
Mike will be excited until this gangster fúcks his hoe of a wife...
CelebritiesRe: Vector Leaks MI Abaga’s Chat With Him (screenshots) by Legalese(m): 9:57am On Oct 12, 2019
And you and I are both here commenting on dead careers. Alaye, cut the crap.
donstan18:
Two outdated and faded musicians trying to revive their dead music career with stupidity.
FamilyRe: Whose House Would You Live In After Wedding? (Pictured) by Legalese(m): 9:05am On Oct 05, 2019
Lol ego. There's nothing wrong in moving into your wife's house. Nobody stops you from acquiring one for yourself later.
Jayslicky:
As a man never move into your wife's house because when things go sour between you and your wife the humiliation and insults you would receive would be able to give you a cardiac arrest, men be wise!!! Don't do it especially if she is a Nigerian woman, they naturally have entitlement spirit.
RomanceRe: Please Your Girlfriend Should Come First Before Football by Legalese(m): 3:57pm On Oct 04, 2019
This doesn't make sense. Football is for just 90 mins then you have him for the rest of the time. How long is a movie again?
LillyVal:
Dear men,

Please your girlfriend should come first before football, or any other thing at all

A woman that stays with you, even make you happy by doing somethings, then boom football comes into play, y'all act like we ain't even there, see that thing u guys do is not good oh

Football will always be there, but the love of your life might not always be there, choose wisely guys
HealthRe: How Do I Tell My Mum That She Has Body Odour? by Legalese(m): 1:32am On Oct 02, 2019
Take her to see a gynecologist and dietician.
Respeckk:
Matured advice please.....

Ever since i was small my mum have always have this unpleasant smell.she baths often but this smell have choose to not go away, i heard she got an infection after a miscarriage because we do discuss it amongst ourselves,we her children. The smell comes from her private and i dont know if she is aware of it. She baths often but after sometime the smell starts again.

She came to my house for visit and i was embarrassed when my husband passed and was asking what was stinking up the kids room, i know it was my mum but i told him something else.

She is someone that always like tying wrapper without any under and you can imagine how it is.

I dont want to embarrass but i know it has always been an issue with my dad(they have seperate room coz of this).she get angry easy too but i really have to.

Ps she has treated infection often and on but this smell is what i dont understand.doctors should help too.
Why is it that the smell refuse to go away because she bathes morning and night(rule while growing up in our house)
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Buys N180m Rolls-Royce Wraith Eagle Viii 2020 (Photos) by Legalese(m): 7:21pm On Oct 01, 2019
I may be wrong, but to me, this dude seems to be unhappy deep down. Owning cars is cool and all but this obsessive desire to show-off and seek validation from strangers, i think, is a sign of a subtle attempt to mask a subtle unhappiness.
SportsRe: FIFA Award: The Confusion Of Messi's Critics by Legalese(m): 1:30pm On Sep 25, 2019
You settle down type all this for messing? You have time.
TonyeBarcanista:
By TonyeBarcanista

1. CRITICS said Messi was nothing without Ronaldinho, Deco and Etoo.

FACT: All three players left and Messi peaked even at their absence winning uncountable team and individual honors

2. CRITICS changed narrative to say Messi is benefitting from the geniuses of Xavi and Iniesta at Barca..

FACT: Xavi left Barca, Iniesta also left yet Messi keep blazing, winning trophies awards.

3. They said Messi is a one club hero, asking him to emulate Ronaldo by changing clubs to prove that he is indeed a great player...

FACT: Ronaldo left Manchester United(Man U) to join Real Madrid(RM) because RM is a far bigger club to Man U. Ronaldo left RM to Juventus because he was unhappy with RM hierarchy and the way he was treated in 2018 by the club's President.

On the other hand Messi is a Barcelona product and Barcelona is a far greater club to any other team in the world (argue with Barcanista). In addition, Messi is in great shape at Barca and Barca love him.

Beside, Nikolas Anelka is one of the most "travelled" player in Europe but no one is calling him G.O.A.T for his football tourism.

4: CRITICS said Messi should go to another league to win trophy to prove his status

FACT: Messi doesn't need to go to any league to prove himself, he has played all top teams from each top leagues in Europe and demolished them... Neymar has won league trophies with Barcelona (Spain), PSG (France) and Santos (Brazil - where he also won South America champions league), yet no one is saying he is GOAT.

5. CRITICS said Messi should win trophy for his country to be considered G.O.A.T

FACT: Messi led his country to youth world cup triumph, he led his country's men team to Olympic Gold in 2008. He further led his country to Copa America final twice in 2015 and 2016 where they lost via penalty shootout (game of luck). The biggest of all, he led his country to World Cup final in 2014 (where they narrowly lost at extra time) and was crowned MVP for all the aforementioned tournaments.

MORE FACTS:
1. Messi has more goals than all his teammates and former teammates in Barcelona and Argentina

2. Messi has more assist than all his teammates and former teammates in Barcelona and Argentina

3. Argentina is a semi average team without Messi but a team "to beat" with Messi in it.

4. Take Messi out of Barcelona and Barcelona will struggle to win games.

AS FOR FIFA AWARD 2019
Critics claim Messi is undeserving of FIFA Award 2019 but who deserves it more than the man that achieved the following in 2019...

1. Top Scorer in Europe 2018/19 (European Golden Boot)

2. Top scorer in UEFA Champions League 2018/2019

3. Joint Most Goal Assist in Europe 2018/2019

4. Most Man of the Match won in 2018/2019 UEFA Champions league

5. Most player of the Week won in 2018/2019 UEFA Champions league

6. Best Forward in Europe 2018/19

I don't even want to mention domestic individual honors he got but critics can't give us any individual player with a stat to match Messi in 2018/19.

The summary of this epistle is that Lionel Messi is the GREATEST SPORTSMAN OF ALL TIME... This is a fact that even his critics know but ashamed to publicly admit.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji: Jayce Jeremi Cut His Hair. Isn't He So Handsome? by Legalese(m): 6:03pm On Sep 22, 2019
I pray this boy doesn't get spoilt growing up. Women usually tend to have a soft spot for their first born children. In Linda's case she can also afford to show him affection with any material thing he wants. He may grow up feeling entitled in life. God guide her with him.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Reacts To The Video Of Youths Protesting Against Him by Legalese(m): 8:20pm On Sep 19, 2019
Fucking lazy youths. The country u going to shits, the CBN is about implementing a stupid exploitative cashless policy, there is a proposed increase in VAT and all these clowns are is another stupid clown to protest against. Idiots
EducationRe: Buekor Nyornebari Grace: RSUST Best Graduating Student Begs Wike For Employment by Legalese(m): 10:30am On Sep 19, 2019
This is sad. Although a degree is not the only guaranteed route to a successful life, a person who chooses to follow that route and puts in the effort to be the best should be rewarded. Instead we are here celebrating obnoxious people cos they appear on reality TV.
TravelRe: How To Apply For Molise Italy Immigration, Region Offering People ₦10M by Legalese(m): 9:38pm On Sep 18, 2019
Until they go use them do experiments for there.
Music/RadioRe: Check Out This New Hot Single 'hustle O Ft. Magnito' By A Nairalander by Legalese(m): 8:45am On Sep 12, 2019
Lol e be like say the song touch this one. Hustle o, make you no go dey write rubbish for another person hustle cos them dey talk true.
Nanorest:
Trash! Go back to your hiding place
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Venita Begins Media Tour After Her Eviction (Photos) by Legalese(m): 11:24am On Sep 11, 2019
You're the one who needs pity bro. You're the apotheosis of a wasted education and lack of good sense. How can you make such insensitive judgement of someone you've never met on a public space? You need help.
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Double tragedy for her.
Evicted from BBNaija house, evicted from husband's house.

If beauty couldn't keep this subtle schemer in the house, then it shows that the beauty of a person is truly not superficial because character is everything.
One that she apparently lacks.

So much is expected of a wife and even more from a mom so this slutty display of shrivelled cleavage makes it safe for me to thank her husband for dumping her.

To think he even saw a strand of wife material in her makes me question his sense of good judgement.
But like they say, it's better late than never and all is well that ends well.
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Does Not Support Drinking Alcohol, Don't Let Anyone Fool You by Legalese(m): 1:03pm On Sep 08, 2019
What's the name of the asteroid?
MrPresident1:
Today is not the day to be discussing whether to drink wine or not. Today is the day to be stridently warning the people to protect their skulls by hiding it in Jesus.

Asteroid is coming before 30th September 2019
Science/TechnologyRe: Busted: Nigerian ‘Inventors’ Whose Claims Turned Out To Be False (Photos) by Legalese(m): 7:19am On Sep 02, 2019
Rubbish write up. There's nothing new under the sun and at whatever point you discover a secret of nature, it becomes new to you. Especially if it can be applied to local challenges despite having already being deployed somewhere else.
Even the Patent act in Nigeria recognises that an invention is valid even it is not entirely new, but makes substantial improvements to an already existing invention.
RomanceRe: Don't Start A Relationship With Any Guy Before He Becomes Your Friend by Legalese(m): 7:25am On Aug 29, 2019
This might have been believable until you 'scammingly' said you'd rather commit suicide. Baba, even the people you dey try sway would see through that statement lol. quote author=chenzen post=81623267] My desires are deeper than mere canal gratification of fleshy cravings. I ll rather commit suicide than fvck anyone.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: IPOB Member Traveled From Austria To Japan To Protest Against President Buhari by Legalese(m): 7:53am On Aug 26, 2019
Lol calm down bro. Let's light our Nation and communities in the East first then we can talk about lighting Nigeria, a country of many nations.
landforeast:
Biafra is the light of Nigeria in case you don't know
Just think of Nigeria without Igbos and you will have a very boring Country.
No Alaba
No Computer Village
No Idumota
No Oshodi Market
No Ladipo
No one to import
No Aba Made
No Nigeria Nnewi Made
Igbos are light of the nation biko
Your hatred cannot stop this people.
HealthRe: My Head Is Getting Bald And It Is Making Me Feel Depressed,pls Help! by Legalese(m): 12:18am On Aug 22, 2019
Rock that shit bro. Grow some beards and rockit to the max. Screw people's opinions.
PoliticsRe: Lagos: I have no ethnic group - Joe Igbokwe by Legalese(m): 8:01am On Aug 16, 2019
Uncle wey mumu. You cannot run from yourself. Each ethnic nation in this country has a history far deeper and richer than the Nigeria we know now. Na this kind people go go America dey form loyal slave until dey show him what they really think he is... A fucking negro
SportsRe: Zidane May QUIT Real Madrid Over Pogba Signing Failure by Legalese(m): 7:39pm On Aug 14, 2019
This guy na scam. He knows he can't replicate the success Cr7 nd bale gave him so he wants to tuama. I stopped liking this guy after his stupid treatment of Bale.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 (of 13 pages)