It will work in Abuja but for Lagos, agbero go make the car vex.
naijamanyoutube: Can the Tesla Self-Driving work well on the Nigerian roads?
I’ve been testing the Tesla Self-Driving software here in Las Vegas, Nevada for sometime now and I made a video about my experience. You can see the video below.
The software did a good job, but it was not perfect, it missed the ramp to get on the freeway, but it was smart enough to reroute itself and join the freeway using another ramp.
The roads here are better organized than those in Nigeria, but I’d love to hear what you guys think about self-driving cars in Nigeria.
See what a supposed grown ass man is concerned about. No wonder your hand is still strong. Keep chatting shit
codedgalaxy: Sorry fams, I just can't deal with it. Like, as a guy how do you feel having soft hands damn! Like it or not your hands speaks a lot about you as man. Hard hands signify a man who have battle demons .
I don't know about y'all but I can't shake a man with soft hands, it's gives me feminine energy damn!.
Nigerian soldiers keep doing this shit and think it's a flex. They don't know that it makes the people they are protecting lose respect for them; especially considering the fact that they can only flex for unarmed civilians. Na them dey run from boko haram. Fucking illiterate.
Life is not nollywood. She may stoll gind someone equally as good as younor betyer and live happily ever after. Thenfact that yojre still trynafigurenout whatever angke shes trying to come from is a sign that yoj havent mived on yourself. Real success has no time for all those shenanigans.
CapitalBank: I was going through my account and found a piece that I shared in 2022...
Well, it is 2024 and I have dislodged myself of any emotional attachment to her but I did notice that she has been making some compliments on my pictures but I didn't move.
Previously I didn't share my pictures much but I started doing that more often started in 2023. And the compliments kept coming whenever she saw my pictures... Of course, it was a sign, I knew what it was but I didn't move.
On the other hand, when upload hers, I just view them and never say a word of compliment, unlike what I used to do 2 years ago.
Then I decided to probe and find out what was happening because all these compliments can't just be for no reason.
I teased her that I had wanted to marry her and she chose her job for better or worse. She then responded with a meme and said she was just trying to get back on her feet and things were hard (excuses she used to give). I told her she would have communicated with me and not that I would have hindered her in any way but would have supported her.
Now, I have opened the window for her to come out openly (with that thing that has been making her compliment my pictures) and she took it....
Guess what? She said well I am expecting your wedding invitation soon.
Now, a novice would think she meant wedding invitation, but I knew it meant something else and had to reply by playing along. I told asked her if she does not want to get married that it is her I want to marry (just pulling her legs lol).
She then asked "But you are in a relationship". She is trying to see if the window is still open for her to come in.
This further confirmed what I was suspecting. I revealed that I had one before but pulled out because she did not want to cook.
So I asked her, do you want to tell me that you haven't been in a relationship all this while? She said she tried talking to SOMEONE NEW AFTER ME BUT THE GUY LEFT TO THE UNITED KINGDOM
Hmmm..... Now the picture is clear. Her plan A failed, so she wanted to fall back on me as a backup plan, hence the reason for all those compliment for which she didn't do more than compliment because she thought it was enough to get me running back to her.
Anyway, I told her she messed up and that at a point, I had wanted to even relocate to her base because of her...
She then asked "Do you still like me that much?" hmmm So she knew all along that I liked her but was intentionally sabotaging the whole thing.
I later told her that it is too late now because I already had someone I wanted to marry. Her tone of message changed and you could feel the regret coming from her end.
I told her she messed up big time and I only did what she wanted me to do, which was leave her alone. I reminded her of how she sabotaged two attempts I made to see her and let's talk, even last year 2023, I tried again. I said a lot and told her and told her that I am only revealing all these to her cos I wanted her to do better.
She promised to do better and change. She expressed she has learned her lessons and will do better.
At one point, I was forced to ask her and said I thought it was not important to her like she was not interested in a relationship(cos that was the impression she was always giving as per busy busy, work)... She queried why wouldn't it be important. She admitted that is important to her but she was just trying to clear up before throwing up her emotions again (excused from backfired plans). I say excuse cos I was patient enough... At a point she said God will bring her own... Oh really? Bring your own? I thought you weren't ready for a relationship?
There were other things she said... but I was satisfied that I had gotten the information I needed at last. Unfortunately for her, I do not give such ladies a second chance, ladies who consider me as backup... I never take that backup option. If you read the two links I dropped above, you see where I told her to delete my number
Summary is: A girl telling you she is not ready for a relationship or she is busy is lying to you. She is saying all that because she has her eyes somewhere else. She will only consider you IF the one she is aiming for is no longer available and you as a man MUST make sure you do not take her back. A woman who never wanted you in the past cannot want you in the present.
She will only pretend and mask it because she needs to procreate and you seem like the only available choice to help her achieve that, it does not mean she suddenly loves, like or want you. Women are expect at sacrificing their desires at the expense of getting married and having kids. This means they can furk a guy the don't love and bear his child.
Another thing they do not consider is that as much as they are aiming for that richer, more comfortable dude, over 50 girls are aiming for the same... the competition is high and does not favour their usual "shakara"
I just felt like sharing the ending story... I am glad it happened, I am glad to find out that I was actually a great dude (according her lol).
I do hope the smart ladies who will read this piece will pick a feather of wisdom from this... Sorry for the typo.. I am just trying to type as fast as I can because I have some other task to handle.
One mind is telling me to tell you that you don't have sense, but let me just use my other church mond and tell you that you really do not have sense. Grow and get wisdom. Every other thing will pursue you.
Nigerians are used to grand, elephant projects like roads and roundabouts that never get completed or get dilapidated in no time. They fail to realize that the best investment is an investment in educating the average person and teaching them how to think and fend for themselves. That way, the citizens become more productive in the long-run; not merely depending on the government to create value.
That's what Obi realized and focused on with meager state resources. The rewards take longer to manifest but are more lasting.
We gather dey. If peter Obi was corrupt, he woukd have been expised with the level of scrutiny he has gone through. Unlike those illegitimatly holding on to power.
I'llsend what i can, hit regarding your mum's high BP and sugar level, she can treat it naturally. Let her buy the big Zobo leaves. She can take a handful and soak in cold or slightly warm water overnight. She can drink a glass a day, either mixed with cayenne pepper or small honey.
She should also chew bitter kola once in 2 day for the sugar regulation.
And then , let her avoid early morning breakfast and late night eating. Her first meal everyday shoukd be around 11 am to 12pm and it shoukd be a protein dense meal.
She'll get better and i believe you will too. Just try and develop the zeal and enthusiasm to make an impact in the lives of others and your body and soul will register that as a need and desire tonkive long and they'llcoreect your DNA.
Vivx: Please dear people of Nairaland forgive me, Have mercy on me, if I can help myself I won't be here begging for your help, please come to my aid, I've been seeking assistance on nairaland. I'm celestine am 32 year of age frm Enugu State Awgu L G A.I have a spine injury @ neck that has have keeps me indoor mostly for d past 16 years.It also affected my hand making me not able to use my finger normally i.e I can't pick up thing from floor. my problem now is that life has been very difficult for us I and my aged mom.to provide feeding and some medicine is hard, I don't have anything doing for now.living with pains and bed sore on both Buttocks and continual urine Infection,Not able to Go for routine hospital visit due lack of funds. Please I am pleading to well meaning Nigerians come to our aid, my mom has been sick for long due to complication of high sugar level and BP. I'm asking for your financial help to enable go for medical, the last doctor i see said I need to do MRI scan test, which I don't have the funds for now,pls no matter how Small it will enable us get some medicine,food and other basic items for my daily SCI cares. I depend on some daily medical supplies for survival pls I need your help. Acct :
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Celestine First Bank Location: Nkpor anambra state.am available for video call/physical verification my phone number and address is not hidden. Watch the video below to confirm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcxhxB_gp4w please come to my aid I don't have any other choice, I'm not a scammer if to say life was a little bit easy for me I won't be doing this always I can prove my condition beyond any reasonable doubt. one of the document below is my hospital file not a receipt. thanks and remain blessed
Big congrats to them. It is obvious they werent suffering in nigeria and went there with some fonacial and probably educational advanyage that was able to earn them decentlypaying jobs over there. And then the credit system is better than that of Nigeria in terms of application.
I think the penultimate paragraphis paramount. Go when you're conviction and spirit leads you to do so. You can dream big and achieve big things in Nigeria as well; you just st have to be willing to do the work. In their case, their qill was outside and they did the work and manifested their dream life. It is possible in Nigeria, albeit slightly harder due to the economic and social volatily briught avout by terrible policies.
Good thing the daughter did not get back to her. What an emotional blackmailing and entitled person.
Paraman: How Betty Akeredolu abandoned me after serving for seven years on salary of N45,000/month – Aide
Folasade Adu, a former aide to Ondo State’s immediate past First Lady, Mrs Betty Akeredolu, has come forward with allegations of abandonment after serving the late Governor Rotimi Akerdolu’s wife for seven years without any form of reward.
Adu alleged that while working with the ex-first lady, she was paid N50,000 as salary, out of which N5,100 was deducted monthly for seven years.
An emotional Adu disclosed this in an interview with Ondo-based journalist, Prince Olujimi Adekale, on Monday, April 22, 2024.
Adu claimed that when she sought assistance after leaving her job, Mrs Akeredolu refused, citing her lack of power as an excuse.
Tearfully recounting her ordeal, Adu said, “I worked for Her Excellency (Mrs Betty Akeredolu) for more than seven years. When I was going, she did not give me anything. I worked with her for srven years as her makeup artist. I used to make her hair (when she was still making her hair) and do her pedicure.
“I was paid N50,000 then, but I usually gave back N5,000 to BRECAN. They would have deducted the N5,000 before the salary was paid. They called it ‘give back to BRECAN’. Another N100 was also usually deducted as charges. So, it was N44,900 that usually gets to me as salary at the end of the month.”
Asked why the sum of N5,100 was usually deducted from her salary monthly, she disclosed that the deduction was Mrs Akeredolu’s directive.
She said, “That was how it was from the beginning. She (Betty Akeredolu) said we would give back 10% of our salary to BRECAN.”
BRECAN is an acronym for the Breast Cancer Association of Nigeria, founded by Mrs Akeredolu.
It is an organisation that is galvanising action against breast cancer in Nigeria through public education, patient support, advocacy, and research.
BRECAN was founded in 1997 after Mrs Akeredolu’s experience with breast cancer.
Adu further alleged that the late Akeredolu’s wife refused to offer any form of reward when she disengaged her services after the death and burial of her late husband and former governor
She added that when she sought assistance, the former first lady claimed she could not render any form of assistance because she was no longer in power.
Adu stated, “She said she’s out of office, so there is no help that she can render.
“I left working with her after the final burial of her husband (Rotimi Akeredolu). When I was to leave, her daughter asked me what I was going to be doing, and I sent her a business proposal of about N4m to reopen my studio.
“Till now, they did not get back to me. I sent a text message to Betty Akeredolu that I needed help and that she was my last hope, that she should render help to me, but she said there was no help that she could render because she is now out of office.
“I usually reach out to her to help me. She once told me that since I have a passport, she would take me out of the country, but till now, nothing.”
She noted that she used to have a studio of her own but lost all her customers while in the service of the ex-first lady.
“I used to have a shop, but I’ve lost all my customers. So right now, I’m just at home doing nothing,” she said,
Speaking further, Adu, who broke down in tears, revealed that coupled with her job as the ex-firstlady’s makeup artist and hair stylist, she sometimes worked as her assistant.
“There’s nowhere she goes to in Nigeria that I don’t follow her. At times, I even worked as her personal assistant.”
Now struggling without income, Adu appealed for support to reopen her shop, as her husband is also unemployed.
She added, “My husband is not doing anything for now. He was working before. The vehicle he was using for a taxi, we used for Akeredolu’s second term campaign, hoping that after the campaign, we would get something. Unfortunately, the vehicle got bad, and we had to sell it at the rate of N100,000.
“I want the people of Ondo State to help me because, as of now, there is nothing. I have been thinking and crying every day. I need help to reopen my shop.”
The war is regrettable and avoidable, but only were people let love lead. That said, it is a war between races that don't give a hoot about your black ass and you think we should channel our energy towards them, when we have our own internal, growing challenges.
God1000: The demonstration is in solidarity with the people of Palestine as they resist genocide and continue in their struggle for liberation
I think americans are becoming wiser by the day compared to some nigerians that want to see innocent people die everyday, they don't listen to media propaganda anymore.
If it's from her vagina, it may be an infection; maybe toilet.
Take her to run a swab test and if anything is found, treat immediately. You guys are married and if you cannot tell yourselves the truth and save each other from public embarassment, the ya'll are not ready.
1. Don't blame your parents; they can only give what they have. And as we grow up, we realize that they're not perfect and were also learning along the way.
2. Realize that you have all you need to become whom you want to become. You just need to read the right books and watch the correct videos on your area of interest and human interaction and you'll grow your confidence as you get COMPETENT in your field. Remember the biggest way to build confidence as a man is to get COMPETENT in whatever you're doing.
3. Try working out. It'll boost your confidence and help you interact with people as well.
4. Face your fears. Try public speaking. Many times, those areas we have the most resistance turn out to be where out greatest strengths and breakthroughs lie.
5. Ask God for help. 1st Timothy 1:7... Make that scripture your daily confession and watch it change your life.
No body gives a rats ass really. He can be from co go for all we care, but hes atill part of the problem of this country and sold out his tribesmen to be on the good books of a k ow crook and now hes xrying. Ozuor
Penguin2: “I’m a historical activist, we must tell our children who we are and correct the falsehood.” - Asari Dokubo, April 2024
jeromestarks: Once you see a single lady above 25, you have seen a frustrated individual. A woman single at 30 is a psychiatric patient. A woman single at 35 is a dead man walking. A woman single at 40 is a detriment to the society. She has the tendency to kill, kidnap, rape, steal, assassinate, gamble, swindle etc. Avoid such women at all cost. In fact, avoid any single lady above 30.
If you a peaceful lasting happy home that you can return to after work, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman of 18/23 and marry. Avoid my advice and regret the way many married men are currently regretting their marriage.
This war is just a global military drama being acted so that the west and the east can have legitimate grounds to use up their old weapons stock that were amassed during the arms race.
Na amateurs dey talk like this. He thinks sex is all about thrusting violently. The reason una think say una babe no dey leave na because they gats dey extra careful to forestall being caught and then getting physical assaulted.
Many Nigerian soldiers are making a mockery of the uniform.
I'm a realtor and I'm well aware of rhe challenges that come with heated elections like ours. However, I believe it is a risk worth taking, especially if all the documents are intact.
I know of many people who sold off their properties prior to the 2015 elections. They are regretting right now as the value of the lands rose astronomically after the elections.
I would advice you go ahead.
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ULiTv: Is it worth it buying land in Abuja right now or I should wait till after election.
I am facilitating on buying a plot land from the owner here in abuja, but a friend is advicing I should halt till after election...
One would expect investment advice but it would not pass matters of the genitals and coitus that broke women advice broke men on. You guys are on the same frequency.
SweetBuns: Why would they have one? Why should they have one?
Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.
Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.
Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?
Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.
Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!
TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.
Your submissiondoesn'tmake any sensebecause 8f he had stolen like you said, the current Soludo's administration that is at loggerheads with him would have pointed that out. Try again.
A Pension bill for ex-gov. was passed under his administration with him been fully in support of it. Infact he clamoured strongly for it. Then on completion of his tenure. He rejected it all.
It means just one thing only: he had stolen enough.
I can smell Soludo's body odor on this post. The post says Obi should step down and strategise with Igbo elites? Lol. Rubbish Igbo elites that have sold out their people for crumbs. Thunder romance the idiot that authored this unctuous stream of drivel.
Obi's movement is beyond the selfish Igbos. The real progressive Nigerians are behind him. Screw the classist gatekeepers of rubbish.
Great. Behave like a fool and get a fools reward. You see person with gun and you dey brandish machete dey form hard guy. Hard guy don dey limp. Idiot.
Smart people would have the interview and expressly call out their bills hit. Not cower behind religion like an extremist.
lhordspy: Just another plot to put the iranian in a bad light to the world, they did it with libya,iraq,syria,afghanistan,venezuela,russia, and many more. who remember the hongkong situation in china too?.
But the Iranian president is no coward like our African leaders that licks the feet of the Europeans.
Amanpour knows the iranian president so well, she knows he will never accept to that, so why schedule an interview with him when you know you can't dress according to the president's religious doctrine.
It was definitely planned either for clout-chasing, cheap attention seeking, or portraying the already battered image of the iranian president or iranians in general in a bad way as extremists in the face of the world.
Thank God, Jesus wasn't around this time. This present day propaganda-dishing set of medias would have made us believe he is bad just because he wont do to their bidding.
I think CNN, BBC and other european maintstream media are the problem of this world. You want to interview me without headscarf which is against my doctrine, i said No. Everyone can go their way then. Must you cry to the world? Na by force? . This same evil western media were the ones screaming and shouting when Qatar said they don't want gays flag and beer drinkers at their country during the world cup. The same western media criticised Qatar and eventually tried using their world power leaders to force qatar to rescind that decision. What kind of Evil people are these? Is it by force
(If iranians doctrines are not apply in USA, so is USA gay laws not applied in Qatar. They should stop crying when something is against them, that is the highest form of hypocrisy! Pure double standard.)
Modified : For everyone quoting me and coming right at me. We Nigerians are just usually unnecessarily emotional about religious sentimentalism. We are blind by religious sentiment, it doesnt even matter even if we are to be packed like chickens inside a single bus, or be reffer to as a third-world country. As far as our colonizers are christians, and we are too.. We dont give a damn about what they do to us and how they treat us.
For goodness sake, can't you see behind your religion blindness that this was planned by CNN and Amanpour incojunction with the US to put the iranian president as an extremist?. They have always want to bring him down, and they eventually have their chance on a world stage like UNGA . They finally hit the jackpot, that singular refusal will be stream and deliberate on for 24hours Non-stop. You guys dont know how dirty foreign politics can get. You think it is by peter obi vs tinubu type of gbas gbos Nigeria childish politics we play here. Foreign Politics is filthy, they will always tend to want to bring you down in one way or the other.
He knows their plan.. He stood his ground, he is not a coward like our african leaders that can be bully into submission. He should get a statue, he is a man after my heart, just next to vladmir Putin.
Car Talk / Re: Naija Roads Vs Tesla Self-driving : Naija Man Tests Self-driving On The Road by Legalese(m): 4:31pm On Jun 13
