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PoliticsRe: Olu Of Warri Ogiame Atuwatse Meets Buhari In Aso Rock (Photos) by Legalese(m): 10:49am On Jan 27, 2022
This is funny as Bleep but it's the painful reality.
shortIGBOman:
But your Region no get King at all. IPOB don drive them comot cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Men Should Marry More Military Women Than Evil Slay Mamas -major Luciana by Legalese(m): 9:57am On Jan 24, 2022
I'm actually being serious.
AnalQueenluci:
...you are funny
SportsRe: This Super Eagles Team Remind Me Of Eagles Of '94 by Legalese(m): 11:13pm On Jan 19, 2022
Lol...una don start. Already putting high expectations. Make we just enjoy our football abeg.
RomanceRe: Men Should Marry More Military Women Than Evil Slay Mamas -major Luciana by Legalese(m): 1:18pm On Jan 19, 2022
I wouldn't mind a military babe that is calm and kind but brutal when the need arises.
AnalQueenluci:
A lot of myths have been spread about women in the military (Absurd) while some ignorant men believe they have been made rigid through the rigorous trainings they go through ,A big LIE though

These are some main reasons you should date an army lady rather than shallow brain mamas : -

,Emotional

Women in the military have been trained to be brave and courageous .They are by profession fighters who have been toughened by various phases of trainings ,however ,the trainings they have gone through haven't shielded them from the traumas accompained by love.

They embrace motherhood easily,


While so many people share an unreal belief about military women been wrecks when it comes to marital bliss ,some of them are married and they embrace motherhood with a shocking interest .
NB: They put everything they have into use to ensure their children live normal lives...GREAT.

They are supportive

Most people believe military women are mean and therefore avoid them. They could be excellent friends when people get to know them more. Same way they could be tough and intimidating ,they could also be fierce when it comes to fighting for their friends and their loved ones ~ this is what all guys want!

Physical beauty and sexual favours : -

Army ladies always look sexy(figure cool with a firm and well Cupped breast due to yoga-like trainings (yummy).
Not every woman in the military sleeps around ,some are virgins unlike slayqueens we see at lekki or VI , know it that most military ladies have dignity and have been able to maintain healthy non- sexual relationships with their superiors

Long live Army ladies gang(A.L.G)
FoodRe: Man Shares The Mouthwatering Food A Lady Missed After She Turned Him Down (Pix) by Legalese(m): 8:46am On Jan 14, 2022
Your case is different. You clearly acted like cheap gold digger and you were treated accordingly.
saphiere:
Ladies be careful o. This is a trap.
I've once fell a victim of this. Though mine wasn't food.

When I turned his invitation down, he posted the gift he wanted to give me on his status so I decided to visit him. My experience was terrible.

No Nigerian man would give you anything without wanting something in return.

Let us open our eyes this year o.
Nigerian men don't wish us well. They just want to use you and then dump you.
EducationRe: Kaduna Parents React To Public Schools New 4-days Working Week Policy by Legalese(m): 10:07am On Jan 12, 2022
Typical Nigerian parents. Schools cannot and should not raise your kids for you.
HealthRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Meets Nurses, Resolves Lagos Nurses' Crisis by Legalese(m): 12:47am On Jan 10, 2022
Wearing masks inside while well distanced and then removing them to take a pictures while standing that close to eachother . Funny lots.
PoliticsRe: Video Proves Buhari Is Not Well & Should Either Resign Or Be Impeached - Reno by Legalese(m): 7:12pm On Jan 07, 2022
I like to belive you're not dumb. You have a set of people that are armed and tacitly supported by the security apparatus against the general populace and you want the ordinary farmer to do what? It's easy to talk shit online, but go to the local communities and show you're pseudo bravery.
adamsmith914:
Strangers stopped you from accessing your land? What kind of cowardice people is Nigeria breeding?
PoliticsRe: Video Proves Buhari Is Not Well & Should Either Resign Or Be Impeached - Reno by Legalese(m): 10:57pm On Jan 06, 2022
Buhari is correct on this. Economic prosperity starts from land;who owns it and the resources thereon. It's fundamental.

But then, it's still his kinsmen that are preventing us from gaining access to our lands.
He knows the problem but lacks the will and do what is necessary.
Christianity EtcRe: Why did God Put So Much Hardship On Black People? Answer (vid) by Legalese(m): 9:51pm On Dec 22, 2021
Lol...this is what your colonial masters told you to justify their acclaimed superiority over you. Don't be brainwashed.
Yinkakolawole:
because of the sin of ham the father of canaan, one of noah sons. That`s where black race comes from.
RomanceRe: Have You Been Engaged, And Later Didn't Get Married? What Actually Went Wrong? by Legalese(m): 3:59pm On Dec 22, 2021
Married to yourselves or different partners?
If to yourselves, how did you guys go around the genotype wahala?
aviationguy:
We dated for like 5 years, everything was going very good until 3 weeks to our wedding when all plans are in top gears we discovered we are both As the pains is unbearable but we have to shut down all the plans because of the future pains.

I decided I have to stop the wedding although my woman believe miracle can happen but I told her is better we don't know than claim ignorance due to our selfish love...the future is bright.


But Glory be to God Almighty we are both happily married with wonderful children.
Christianity EtcRe: Crowd And Security Greet Prophet Odumeje As He Triumphantly Enters Ukpo, Anambra by Legalese(m): 10:14am On Dec 20, 2021
Triumphant with what exactly. Fucking charlatan.
CelebritiesRe: My N50 Million Donation Has Been Added – Davido by Legalese(m): 11:54pm On Nov 22, 2021
This is the stupidest comment I've seen on NL. Damn.
FutureIsFemale:
Nonsense

Since you did not have the intention of marrying Chioma, why took your people to her family and embarrassed her?

May God punish every man that embarrasses a lady with marriage promise.

Back to the topic:

Davido our 21st century Pharisee

God will value twenty naira donated in secret than twenty billion donated in the open

God searches the heart and not the face.

Davido's heart is evil. He is using this donation saga to promote his wacky single he just dropped.

Did you guys see the timing? The time he dropped the single and the time of the donations.

God pass him.
PoliticsRe: Dr Maduka Gives Scholarship To AlexReports' Newborn Baby Named After Him by Legalese(m): 4:26pm On Oct 28, 2021
Wawu. He shouldhave given the baby scholarship for womb ba? Dondi
hibeebeeking:
Maduka! Maduka why all this because of election. It would have been better if all these has been done before now.
RomanceRe: 'Why Women Should Date Multiple Men' - Dating Coach by Legalese(m): 9:48am On Oct 28, 2021
Lol...as if the men don't have options too.
EducationRe: I Searched How Many Countries In The World? I Could Not Believe The Result- Ideo by Legalese(m): 12:54am On Oct 19, 2021
Which one is United States Nation. I suppose go dislike this your video but you're just stating. Do better.
Best if luck.
Christianity EtcRe: Pandora: How Pastor David Oyedepo Set Up Family Offshore Company In Tax Haven by Legalese(m): 11:42am On Oct 10, 2021
This report means nothing.
It's not illegal to operate an international company in a tax friendly location.
The only problem that would arise is if the money used to fund the company is illegal or the company is engaged in fraudulent activities.

Trash piece.
PropertiesMake Millions With This Farm Investment. by Legalese(op): 2:24am On Sep 29, 2021
� Farmland for sale�

Location: Kwali

Size: 30 hectare on paper but 34 hectares on ground.

Features:

Bee hives 20
Mango 1000
Oil palm 1300
Lemon 800
Pineapple 1050
Noni 800
Tangelo 150
Jack fruit 400
Custard apple 200
Passion fruit 1000
Bee hives 20
Mango 1000
Oil palm 1300
Lemon 800
Pineapple 1050
Noni 800
Tangelo 150
Jack fruit 400
Custard apple 200
Passion fruit 1000

There are alot of other small plants too but these are the major ones , and the buyer will get access to the seller's ShopRite contacts so they can supply to them too.

Owner is retiring and wants to relocate.

Price is 250 Million asking.

PropertiesAffordable Terraces For Frequent Travellers In Abuja. by Legalese(op): 1:47am On Sep 29, 2021
This is a simple and yet elegant development situated in the exclusive neighbourhood of the RiverPark Estate Community. The estate is well located on the airport road express and is suitable for those who are always travelling and want a secure and serene abode close to the airport.

*Features/Advantages: *

*Access to an existing and inclusive community.
* Uninterrupted power supply
* Communal CCTV surveillance
* High-speed fibre optic Internet service
*Exclusive recreation and children's playground.
* The Gallery Clubhouse Access.


Price: 70 Million

Flexible, tailored payment plan available.


5% Agency applies

PropertiesPrime Abuja Investment Property by Legalese(op): 12:59am On Sep 29, 2021
*3 units of 5bedroom Duplex with Penthouses all ensuit*

*_Exquisitely built to detail and beautiful finishing._*

*Facilities/Finishing*
- 2 sitting rooms
- 1 room Bq
- 1 room ensuite general
guest chalet.
- Marble Floor
- Dinning
- POP finishing
- Kitchen fitted with Burner and Smoke Extractor
- Security Camera (CCTV)
- Fire alarm and Sprinkler
- Penthouse
- Land size 1460sqm
- Space for up to 12 Cars
- Fully built and habited area
- Tarred Access Road with drainage system and garden
- Safe, Secure and Serene neighbourhood

*Price:*₦500m

*Location:* Asokoro, Abuja.

PropertiesThe Most Beautiful Duplex In Abuja At A Budget. by Legalese(op): 1:20am On Sep 28, 2021
This is an elegantly built, plush 5 bedroom fully detached duplex with 2 rooms bq.

*features*

* Infinity pool
*Borehole and tank
* Motorised sliding gate.
* Electric fence.
* Car port
* Cubana at the pool
* Haptic touch switches
* Fingerprint/card/code enabled security door
* CCTV
* State of the art interior

Located in a cosy estate in Gaduwa 111.

At just 160 Million, this is most definitely the best property deal in terms of quality, location and price.[/color][color=#000099]

RomanceRe: Help.. My Ex Never Stops Calling Me by Legalese(m): 9:09pm On Sep 18, 2021
This one na still pikin
PoliticsRe: Pantami: FG To Deploy 5G Network Soon by Legalese(m): 1:55pm On Aug 22, 2021
The same Government that said electronic transmission of results cannot work in Nigeria because if poor coverage. Fucking liars
BusinessRe: Business Idea Needed For A Germany Resident by Legalese(m):
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Foreign AffairsRe: 7.2 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Haiti, Thousands Feared Dead (Pictures) by Legalese(m): 5:57pm On Aug 14, 2021
Do you know countries posses weapons that cause earthquakes and tsunamis? This is purely man-made.
Righteousness2:
7.2. That's a real Huge one.

From Fires to Flood to Earthquakes etc. it has never been so clear that We are In the Biblical Endtimes..

Say whatever, but do not Let yourself deceive yourself.
The End of this age is at Hand.
JESUS Christ will appear one of these days.
Be ready, so as to avoid what will hit this Earth.

Prayers for the Haiti people.
SportsRe: Qatari Club, Al-Sadd Offers Messi A €1 Billion, 3-Year Contract by Legalese(m): 7:21pm On Aug 06, 2021
It's a good investment. It'snot always about winning but financial. They definitelywould recoup their money with the kind if exposure Messi would bring to their team and league.
Fir example, in terms of money, even if CR7 won nothing at June, they still made a shitload of money from merchandise sales and increased fan patronage.
MrBrownJay1:
$1 bill what? to win what exactly lol?!?!? these arab billionaires with more money than sense... anyway hope this is fake news.

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PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Behead Jonathan Ugochukwu, APC Chieftain In Imo by Legalese(m): 2:27pm On Jun 17, 2021
You are foolishness stupidity.
IgweOfNnewi:
Kill them all until they support biafra
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Shows Off Jacuzzi, 'My View Is Better Than Anything I Ever Imagined' by Legalese(m): 10:58am On Apr 05, 2021
Ode. Imagine she married you now, what would you add to her life?
Anigreat:
shocked





If you like have the whole world, but without a husband, your influence and wealth are useless.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With Abdulsalami Abubakar, Buba Marwa (Photos) by Legalese(m): 3:11pm On Mar 26, 2021
Lol.. But we're in the age of Aquarius. So the Northerners would stay there for how many years now?
lekki1444:
the conglomeration of exiting powers. time for oduduwa to take over.
during the age of aquarius hausa owns and rules nigeria
during transition periods igbo owns and rules nigeria
during the age of pisces yoruba owns and rules nigeria

thats how it is cosmically ordained
RomanceRe: Man Drags Lady To Court Over N5k After The Lady Refuses To Visit Him (photo) by Legalese(m): 9:01am On Feb 05, 2021
You and your penis envy. It doesn't matter if he had 200 or 2M in his account, not everyone can and should condone the bullshit broke girls do and try to get away with.
PS: The future is the future, it's isn't female. Thank you.

sapphiere:
Hmm men! Common 5k.
I don't blame him. He had just 200naira left in his acct. Jobless he-goat. His mates are out there hustling to better their lives and family while he's there using the stipend his parents gave him to mess around.
PoliticsRe: Fact Check: Does Nigeria Have More People Living In Extreme Poverty Than India? by Legalese(m): 8:20am On Feb 04, 2021
Please explain how Nigeria had 15Million people lifted from extreme poverty from November 2020 to February 2021, a period of 3 months.

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