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I remember back in those days b4 Uni admission I was a teacher and had this fine little lady in my class... She was the biggest stature wise and neatest... She will always be at my table during break and ask serious questions....unknown to me she was telling her friends in class that don't they know shes UNCLE"s wife...

I didn't even hear about it until I was summoned by the HM and proprietres and her husband. I was livid... She said in their presence she was joking with her mates... I was taken off that class...

I met her last year in ekiti, funny she recognized me... She now is a queen to a 1st class king with a retinue of aids... I was proud of her sha

Zane2point4:
Na waooo
The worst is that only eastern and western ppl dey make move.
Northern ppl still deh comfortable with this country.
See as everyone is trying to leave,why cant we change the clueless govt instead,blc of tribalism he choose the set of worst people in sensitive position,what do you expect?

Next election you'll still merge and vote for same wicked men blc y'all have the numbers,are you seeing the results?

Changing the incumbent clueless administration sounds good... but who succeeds buhari? Probably another looters... May be Atiku or even worst of all Tinubu... I say this because Okonjo Iweala or Akinwunmi Adeshina of ADB fame won't win the primaries talk less of presidential election.. So JAPA now if you can... A word is enof for the wise

Some of you just giving remark off the track.. She left because the imposter in ASO rock is not buhari... She can't allow that man from El-Sudan climb her..

I just don't like our docility... U and I know our president is dead yet we are cool with the stupid game the north is playing... Yet we want a better Nigeria...

Some folks up here just like type trash... That guy is fanatical about winning and winning more... They call him selfish... Look out for that boy in years to come

Las Las... "to your tent oh Isreal" will pay us pas... Anything short of that, we will only be living in denial... Water and oil will never mix...

Strongbest:
101? Lol, that one na moimoi na, talk about Chem 102 in year 1 brother.


Wait, you mean you did Chem 101 in your year 2? Incredible!

That was my 100 level first semester course bro.

Oh, sorry please. I read properly now. You mean in year 2000 not in your 200level.

As an agric student I didn't do 102.but the 101 plus seeing those old profs.. Two of them were past VCs.. One even thought the sitting VC of that time when he was in 100level...did you guys hustle for sit during your time... You will come arou d to meet books and bags securing sits for that were yet to leave their hostels.... Serious kasala back in those days

Can someone pls tell me what the heck is happening here...

Jibsy203:
Give it two months and see how dirty cursed afonjas will dirty the train

I smell envy here okoro....i know u wish it's on nnewi-owerri- aba route....

Ywye fowl

2special:
A carton of soft chicken is #14,000 while orobo chicken carton is #13,500, you find about 25 pieces in each carton which the seller will cut into 3 each making 75 pieces of big chicken

You are one of those short changing local farmers and encouraging smuggling.. The chicken you talked about is not healthy.. Uou may be fine now but long run tinz... Eat live slaughtered chicken and not those preserved with formalin. A word is enough for d wise

I met one like that during the general election... She made the move first claiming we must have met somewhere.. I told her I doubt it. Was marveled ladies now use that line. We exchange numbers. There after I forgot about her. Just b4 lockdown we met inside GIG on a trip to ABJ. We reconnected. I invited her over several time but she Wil def find one reason she couldn't make it. Then came October, she asked I pick her, we ended up in ma crib and she pointedly told me "UR APARTMENT IS COOL"... Since then I don knack that kpekus over 10times..she Sabi and I don't want to loose that veejay. But Las Las na to give her the booth.. She even liay beside me in her birthday dress as I dey type,snoring .. So guy do the needful and stop simping .

I have a neighbor who has got a steady flow of 4 girls and bleep atleast 2 of them in d space of 3 days... He has 2 kids a boy and girl apiece from a crashed marriage, he's well to do cis he has a thriving buz and cater well for his kids. He doesn't Wanna hear pim about marriage and I don't blame him

NairaLuck:
My fren better read and watch pissure if you don't have data. Which kind "WE".
Better talk for yourself.
Be like you wan stay Nigeria for 600 years

Be like you wan stay Naija for 500yrs realy cracked me up....
Am enjoying ma evening on naira land as usual

Its unfortunate the SOUTH is lumped together with the NORTH with whom we share nothing in common. They have become an albatross that is drawing the progress of the SOUTH back with some of their ideals......how on earth do you describe moving over 150 girls from a point to another without being spotted (CHOBOK GIRLS) and now over 300 boys (KANKARA).

they are playing games and making money off it and this is reason enough the game wont come to an end...

You need to know Regina back in the days...

Hmmnnnnnn..........TEN MILLION pounds or dollars to AJs bank account...Just for beating up someone's dad.

Dickeyrider:
E no go better for all my Ex boyfriends for deceiving me with marriage but after sex all of una run. I feel bad to lose my virginity to you seyi. I know you are on Nairaland. May God punish you for leading me down this lane. My pusssssy will judge all of you bastards

Ah ah.... Were you raped? U willfully gave in to sex and now you curse the hapless guys... Na wa ooo...
Ur curse can't do them no harm, except you no give crazy ringing tones during the romp..

Back then, my old man being a big time farmer got this huge sylo Installed in our backyard pack full of dried corn... I will boil and deliver to my babe house since they are less privileged.. I did this over a long period of time.... Not knowing the babe with whom I have a promise of keeping our virginity till wedding 9te was banging my closest friend regularly. Untill I stumble on them both. I stayed in the dark watching taiwo Bleep bukky till she screamed.. I never knew na so women dey reach organism.... He no go well with the two of them for breaking my heart back then.. People for area know say something do me back in those days

gistray:
Afon.......

C. R. A. Z. E dey worry you. Go check the name and face, I fact just see the head u know where he from come. Dey give we legit Naija peeps bad image upanda

You all are batching the lady and not giving the EVIL and DEMONIC mother her dose.... Be mindful she played along and supported the evil scheme... Hmnnnnn... My fear of mother in laws ehnnn...

All this grown men contesting for NANs presidency..... What are they still doing in school when they should have left those wahala for their siblings.. I heard the winner is a 40 something old man... What are they still doing in school at that age, abi it is intentional ni?

FEGNO:
It looks like the guy is a general in the boys scout

Biko, which one be general for boyscout, you are wicked... Haba...
Ur not too far from the truth anyway

gregyboy:
I hope he didnt minne skulls to get his wealth

I wonder how this people make their money if not
Skull mining cashapp

not all of us rich folks do rituals, back then before area scatter, opportunities abounds and regardless of whom you are ,you can tap into the numerous that was available..so purge your self of that thought and pray your opportunity comes along... cheers

You will see certain folks coming to talk trash as usual blaming her for their childishness... I wonder why my twinie will be mad with me for deciding to marry my heartthrob, because she's from another tribe for that matter and our blodders are so found of that...

That person from physical chemistry should be applauded specially.... I still remember the days of Chemistry101 (physical chemistry) from that same dept with nostalgic feelings. That was back in yr 2000. Then getting a sit sit in SLT was a huge task... Don't know if things have changed now... For that course alone, seven lecturers took the course, six professors and one PhD.

Only God knows how the whole thing is now... Only in Naija we have a better past days

Abuja kaduna highway and southern KD are this days hot spots....

It will shock you when you realize the humongous sum these folks make on a daily basis......I heard and belief to some extent that NURTW in OSODI makes nothing less than 4million naira in a day...

and to think such amount is not accounted for as they go to some urchins pocket and settle their Ogas at the top....

It will also shock you if you know how rich these folks are.....Mc Oluomo, Kunle Poly ET AL.

Its about time their activities are checkmated and revenue generated from parks are channeled to meaniful use,

Two problems will arise though.....(1).where do you put these urchins in the scheme of things there after considering they will become serious security risk.... (2) our politicians will again loot and feed fat/basterdise the entire plans.

be that as it may, this is long overdue

quisera:
Happened 2017 during NYSC
I invested all my money in MMM naso MMM crash with my past, present and future savings join NYSC loan wey I take to invest also. I almost died. Was left without a dime and all my paddy travel leave me base on August holiday, I was left all by myself with one Yoruba flatmate wey broke pass me. The saving grace I had that period was the vegetables and corn the indigenes planted round my lodge. Come see as I turn vegetarian automatically, surviving on corns and vegetables. Me and my guy eat without hope of the next meal, na as we see nai we dey chop. The guy man no fit bear the hunger again nai he zab leave me na once automatic fever hold me, I sick once. Laslas sha I got to control babe come, na she come survive me dat period. She was my saving grace. As my Yoruba guy hear say babe don show (base on say he knows she always come loaded) nai the idiot come back come follow me dey chop wetin she bring after leaving me to suffer alone. I told her to make sure she didn't give him anything to eat but base on good girl wey she be she had to plead with me to let it go.
I suffer that period sha

Why the emphasis on "YORUBA guy"...

This folks are truly shameless.....As in the sign post even look ,ore expensive than the bridge itself .imagine what our constituency allowance afford/

35824L:
The US doesn't have veto powers in the AFDB like they do the WTO. So unless the backers of Okonjo can replace her with another candidate acceptable to the US, her appointment will not take effect. They will appoint a caretaker to oversee the body until the next US president Biden takes office and makes a decision.

Have you try imagine that major of those typing up there don't even understand that WTO is a different ORG compared with ADFB and the power USA/POTUS wields in the selection process of WTO DG. pls school them better

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Lionel messi too good to be compared with pussy ass Ronaldo
Sometimes when i see people bring up arguments about Ronaldo and messi..i don't involve my self in such arguments because anyone involve in such arguments don't know what football is all about
If you are really a lover of soccer and you watch football anyday anytime twice on Thursday then you should be aware that messi is too good to be compared with Ronaldo

Bayern is coming for messing and his Co traveller's soon....

It's appalling the way some nairaland kiddo arrives at the conclusion that certain artists career is dead or that they are broke or something... I don't blame som of you when you get there Y"all will understand that several roads leads to the market (ionan Kan ko wo oja)

Some of these fks hardly have time for music anymore as they have invested seriously into other businesses like oil and gas or real estate et al. The likes of tubaba, the okoye twins Dbanj and timaya are big men reaping from their Investments. Though music make them popular but they need to leave the stage for Youngs at some point in time.

We too like "MY THIEF IS BETTER THAN YOURS".......Tinubu is a thief but mama Piece I a saint