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Crime / Re: Videos Of Rev Ekwem Ugochukwu Performing Miracles (Throwback) by Lewisdinho(m): 1:24pm On Mar 14, 2022
Then choose one, google or googles
Abujaexpress:
Google is now wearing goggles
Crime / Re: Videos Of Rev Ekwem Ugochukwu Performing Miracles (Throwback) by Lewisdinho(m): 11:59am On Mar 14, 2022
Google is your friend
Abujaexpress:
Somebody help me: What is the difference between cannabis, cocaine and marijuana?
Health / Re: Genotype Wahala, Share Your Experience by Lewisdinho(m): 9:49pm On Mar 13, 2022
So why the boast?dual-nationality
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Trust me, I had a lot as a bachelor.

We all know my type is rare;

Being an AA, O+, HIV-, cute-faced, smart brained, big preek, sweet-tongued, comfortable pursed, relatively fulfilled weirdo with a dual-nationality, I was the object of many ladies' cravings as they considered me the true epitome of the term 'husband material'.

NwaAmaikpe had to device a plan to avoid being trapped by those thirsty broads.
I'd date mostly A.S genotyped girls, and when they start getting comfortable, I'd tell them I was A.S all the while but was scared to tell them out of fear I'd lose them.
Depending on the temperament of the lady, I could say I just found out the previous day.

The same mumu girls will be the ones counselling me on how the future of our relationship was bleak for the sake of our kids.

I'd grudgingly accept their verdict that we couldn't get married but that didn't stop the kpekus from being served, Some even after their marriages because I was their soulmate, while their husband was just a partner.

I happened to see one many many years ago with her toddler at a busstop waiting for a ride, I picked them up and while introducing me to her son, she said. "that could have been your daddy but fate said no", I nodded.

If only the mumu knew.
Romance / Re: Help Me My Boyfriend Is No More Giving Me Attention Again by Lewisdinho(m): 4:17pm On Mar 09, 2022
Misplaced priority

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Celebrities / Re: Davido, Chioma & Ifeanyi Have A Nice Time Together At His London O2 Show (Video) by Lewisdinho(m): 4:08pm On Mar 06, 2022
U over choked him. grin
Iyaebe:
hehehe I av choked you.

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Education / Re: Susan Eboh: Death Of A Uniben Queen (A Pharmacist Gone) After Gunshot by Lewisdinho(m): 3:05pm On Mar 06, 2022
Rest in Peace Beautiful
Romance / Re: Why Is Ghosting So Hurtful? by Lewisdinho(m): 3:05pm On Mar 03, 2022
Exactly
Double0h7:
That's why I don't take people seriously anymore. I'm now the responder, I don't approach anyone, if you hit me up then I respond, and if you don't then I stay in my lane. People nowadays have some issues, they just want to disturb your peace because they lack peace.

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Romance / Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by Lewisdinho(m): 11:45am On Mar 03, 2022
Trying to form a hard man grin
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool real matters on top real MATTERZ..



DIS 1 Na BIG MATTERZ..



4 me to SEE DIS MATTERZ CLEAR..


I NEED BLA more WEED.. wen I mean more WEED, I mean like 17 STICK of WEED...



so I de COME back...



WTF MAN!
Romance / Re: What Happened To The Beautiful Sex Dolls? (Pictures) by Lewisdinho(m): 2:27pm On Mar 02, 2022
As many girls as you want, couple with infection abi ?
Zonefree:

No, it's not.

With 800K you can get as many girls as you want in Nigeria.
Crime / Re: 7-Year-Old Girl, Xivono Ndlovu Raped & Murdered In South Africa (Photos) by Lewisdinho(m): 9:23pm On Feb 28, 2022
Rest on Gentle Soul
Sports / Re: Footballer Slumps, Dies During Match In Anambra (Video) by Lewisdinho(m): 7:34pm On Feb 27, 2022
You're mocking the dead? this shows how useless life has subjected you to.
wizonlyson:
grin grin see as he fall..yakata for car like person wey don, shayo..anambra footballer indeed..may his soul rest in, ronaldo instagram page..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Puts Russia’s Nuclear Forces On Alert, Cites Sanctions by Lewisdinho(m): 3:25pm On Feb 27, 2022
Their concern na 2023 election.
jackcanfield:
Let Us just hope the alien in Project Blue Book was wrong ... I just hope and pray we won't experience a nuclear world war ....I think it is high time F.G starts to build underground bunkers in every L.G.A as a long time precaution from radiations.
Romance / Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by Lewisdinho(m): 9:18am On Feb 27, 2022
Including their president quote author=Baawaa post=110562461]65% of Nigerians don't know what is going on in Ukraine[/quote]
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Lewisdinho(m): 8:29pm On Feb 23, 2022
For posting this rubbish on a public space you sure have a mental capacity of a two years old boy.
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.

Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys Are Intelligent – Governor Obaseki Reveals Plans by Lewisdinho(m): 11:51am On Feb 20, 2022
grin grin grin
Dollarremix:
Good thinking Mr governor. Na were most developed countries take pass us b dat.finally Slomirrr abi na slowme go get legit work.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Visit Me While I Was In Prison After All I Did For Her! by Lewisdinho(m): 1:09pm On Feb 17, 2022
Yes she's manipulating you

Kick her ass out of your life

You're just out of the prison

They are people you should avoid and i guess she's one of them
darkstar6971:
Hey Nairalander pls I'm here purposely for advice.

I have a girlfriend of mine which we have been together for quit long time and we share everything together even reach a level of buying her an iPhone 11 while I'm managing my Samsung phone...

So one day some incident happened to me that led me to prison for almost 4 months yet for all this period this girl has never tried to pay me a visit...

After winning the court trial, this girl came to me and knelt down asking me to forgive her for what she did yet I have been forgiving her for the previous mistakes.

Guyss pls I really need advice. Is she manipulating me or is this love?
Politics / Re: Cocaine Trafficking: Abba Kyari Faces Life Imprisonment by Lewisdinho(m): 4:23pm On Feb 16, 2022
Amen
Mbataku96:
The innocent blood of our son's he spilled will forever hunt him
Crime / Re: How I Sold My Brother Out To Be Killed - Lagos Cultist (Photo) by Lewisdinho(m): 2:24pm On Feb 15, 2022
Shameless people.
Phones / Re: Boy Took Girlfriend To Buy An iPhone For Her, Fled With The Phone, Girl Detained by Lewisdinho(m): 6:29pm On Feb 10, 2022
They will always be dumb in front of iPhone and Benz.
MarveworldG:
Our girls need to be smart
Nairaland / General / Re: Train Kills Physically Challenged Woman In Ogun (Graphic Photos). by Lewisdinho(m): 8:40am On Feb 10, 2022
Seems you're sick , go and take your drugs
VeryWickedMan:
She must be daft. When you know you're deaf, are you not supposed to shine ya eye?

See how she just wasted kpekus wey men suppose dey shine without any repercussion of rape or pregnancy accusation.

Mtchhheeewwww
Properties / Four (4) Bedroom Duplex For Sale by Lewisdinho(m): 7:01am On Feb 07, 2022
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√ Documents Available

FEATURES
* Security Post: Kitchen, Toilet, Lobby And Generator House

* Upstairs: Children's Room With Toilet, Room 1 With Toilet. Room 2 With Toilet, Lobby, Sitting Room etc

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His 22-Year-Old Girlfriend In Anambra by Lewisdinho(m): 8:47pm On Feb 06, 2022
grin grin
Flamees:

Ewu awusa you and blast blast

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Crime / Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by Lewisdinho(m): 7:04pm On Feb 02, 2022
grin Op You serve a living God

Throw the phone into the lagoon
Romance / Re: He Met His Girlfriend In His Friend's Room by Lewisdinho(m): 3:09pm On Feb 02, 2022
No Advice, nowadays em no dey advice person again
ObamaMessi:
Few days ago my elder brother went with his side chick to visit his friend only to meet his girlfriend in his friend's bedroom.

He is seriously heartbroken and he has been crying all the time since then.

Any advice?
Travel / Re: I Have Finally Left Nigeria by Lewisdinho(m): 5:34pm On Feb 01, 2022
Congratulations OP
I'm happy For You
Stay Safe Bro

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Invaded My Neighbourhood and this trick saved me by Lewisdinho(m): 3:07pm On Jan 31, 2022
When next you want to rent a self Contain Apartment, make sure your room has what they call SQUARE HOLE...

That is the best exit point as they will feel no one is inside if they succeed in breaking in.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: 200,000 Npower Beneficiaries To Be Engaged As Financial Service Operator by Lewisdinho(m): 2:58pm On Jan 31, 2022
Story
Celebrities / Re: Davido Storms Cubana Chief Priest’s New Club In Owerri With His Entourage by Lewisdinho(m): 9:51pm On Jan 29, 2022
grin grin grin Chai See Savage reply
ObaKlaz:
And yet, your life keeps taking a turn for worse.
From Zzor to Roscol and now this one.

You're suffering identity crisis.
Health / Re: Why Men Suffer Erectile Dysfunction, Low Sex Drive As They Age – Experts by Lewisdinho(m): 10:49pm On Jan 24, 2022
Men,

This new year

-Eat fatty meats

-Eat your Chicken with the Skin, eat 4 to 5 eggs daily, eat pork lard, Eat your red meat.

-Squat with weight, lift heavy, less cardio

-Avoid porn and Fap

-Avoid empty sex

-Ultimate testosterone boost, No drugs

I don't need your thanks.

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Romance / Re: I'm Deeply In Love With Him But He's Not Divorced Yet! by Lewisdinho(m): 10:35pm On Jan 24, 2022
Him wan keep the baby girl dey lash am on a steady na why those jagons
Toks2008:


See talk... Guy wey don chop tire.
Romance / Re: I'm Deeply In Love With Him But He's Not Divorced Yet! by Lewisdinho(m): 10:34pm On Jan 24, 2022
grin grin You heard whose voice on phone please? Seems you're a novice.... Has it ever occurred to you that he might be talking to one of his female cousins just keep fooling you. That dude is first class player
Rita005:
Thanks a lot... But I have heard both of them speak on phone. The woman keeps begging but he's made up his mind already. When I first met him, I even advised him to go back to his wife. All he could say is that "it's okay if I don't want to be friends with him but I shouldn't tell her to go back to a woman who threatens his peace".

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Romance / Re: I'm Deeply In Love With Him But He's Not Divorced Yet! by Lewisdinho(m): 10:28pm On Jan 24, 2022
He's playing on you

He's still together with the wife, nothing like divorce

All he has said is purely jagoons

He wants to sleep with you. Simple

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