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Op you're on your own

My only concern is to leave this shithole

bigpriik:
I brought up this topic two years ago, it was about a girl i loved so much we were good friends, but she is Just into a kinda flashy lifestyle funded by runs. She always posts twerk videos on her Instagram and whatssap status and of course she is very beautiful and the kind of woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Hoestly I don't know why I love her, it's just crazy. Last year I deleted her number and pictures from my phone, because we had a fight over the tatoo she drew on her upper arm so I avoided her..

But yesterday I saw her in my street, meeen this girl don fine scatter and she is looking so fresh like those men are really paying her well. She called me and I answered we talked and believe me all the nuts in my head was loose because I talked to her.. ,i felt all the old emotions back again and it was so strong again. I immediately collected her number and she sent me a hi on WhatsApp so we begin talking again, we chatted all Night and she told me how she missed me so much and all.

Is it sensible iI take her in, i am 29 now and rounding up for marriage and she is the only one i see but i am afraid because i feel runs girls don't really retire even after marriage..

Elders please i need your help..
I need

Oh it's true.

koolib:
Eka Street. The place is a major Hausa settlement

Holla me when you're in Uyo. Make i flex u small

yanabasee2:
Heard that Christmas will be lit in Akwa Ibom this December...



I'll be making plans to spend some moments there.... I hope that I will find me some ekaette to make my time...

Where in Uyo?

koolib:
It might be your bargaining power. I bought meat of one and a half kilo yesterday and I counted about 20 pieces at the price of #1650 in Uyo.

Radionigeria:
Exactly the type of friends that i have.. I always make sure say my door and windows are properly locked when ever i'm eating.. Things are costly abeg.

Misplaced priority and attention seeking bitch

The very day, Seconds, minute and hour you made that statement... "I WILL MARRY YOU"
Heaven and earth had sealed those words, so you will only be free in this life if she accepts wholeheatedly to let you go and settle with someone else, but if you think your pranks will help you, I'm sorry you're already inviting curses upon yourself by yourself. She doesn't need to say a WORD. You know why she doesn't move by your pranks, cos she knows you're just like a pencil in her palms. She can break your life and generation to come by just a spoken word with regards to what you promised her.

I don't know why you made such a sensitive promise. Were you high or what

Guy you're in for a real trouble if you hurt her
Trust me

I'm off

no mind em

Numerouno94:
They re hypocrites. Same guys were shouting GOAT GOAT GOAT when Pendu bought the most expensive porch. Same guys hv turned financial advisers to Neymar. Hypocrisy kill them.

Damn
Neymar the star boy
Watch how those penaldo and tap and score fans will start wailing

Guess you're tap and score or penaldo fan, cos i know messi's fan love neymar
Jealousy

gasparpisciotta:
Overrated
Overhyped
Overpaid
Underperforming

What about the Zonal headquarters party APC, won't they be buried as well?

benuejosh:
That funeral grants is very very necessary because the regional party PDP will be buried by 2023. I therefore approve that.

This guy deserves a national award
Tuaale baba
You for even scam em more than that

God bless you for this info
The same way i do tell my niggas that its not right as a bachelor for you to give all the ladies permission to enter your kitchen and cook for you , i mean a lady you just met and all of a sudden she visits you and you give her the freedom to enter your kitchen and cook. Like how well do u know her ? A kitchen is the most sensitive place in a home. Whether married or not, if you're living alone try and guide ur kitchen. No d allow anybody ebter ur kitchen or open ur pot anyhow all in the name of na my friend blah blah blah

godofuck231:
You have done all wrong , no matter how rich she is or educated , in the African context you have broken into her kitchen , without her permission it’s not allowed , even amongst women , it’s a thing of trust , except permitted do not do such it’s seen as treachery, she knows how she has rationed her food stock and poisoning a full family starts from the kitchen or around, she’s accountable for her kitchen and keeping it clean , so as what ever comes out of it , it’s so bad that some woman don’t let their husbands or sons into the kitchen,
1, their body de hot when them de cook they are under pressure and heat , them fit use hot oil teach you lesson quietly self
2, it disorganises them
3, it’s dangerous accidents occur
4 , for safety reasons strangers and visitors in their kitchen due to African wickedness could drop harmful substances in the pot
5 , some woman frown at opening their pots
6 ,you are a guest , forget your brother only when she loves you as an inlaw she would permit you in

Under ur mattrass

teacherbim:
Where do you expect us to put money, specially business men and women

Wahala for who still d put money for Bank account

Op that assumed polish lady you were chatting with might be a Nigerian living in Ajegunle

Hmmmm

ityP:
Na mistake you make, abi you serious? Yoruba people that don't care about the progress of this nation, but about presidency will not vote APC? It seems you're not paying attention to the APC urchins here. They are predominantly Yoruba. Even Oyo state will vote APC in the presidential elections

I can't just stop laughing
APC be like

Mathematics- F9
English F9
Biology F9
chemistry F9
Physics F9
Geography F9
Economics F9
They ain't see nothing yet
Come 2023 no Single LGA in SE/SS/SW will vote for APC, as for the North well i don't know for them

Even SS region.

PlayMaker14:
Even if they re-trace their steps to sanity and uprightness, they will never win any LGA in the SE region....


The records are there.

APC is like MMM the Fraudulent ponzi scheme, it will surely collapse before 2023
I pity any politician that is investing in that ponzi scheme of a party.

APC is dead
They don't have a place in the SE and even SS
Dead party walking

Apc is a confused party

Congratulations to APGA in advance

CandyOps:
Reminds me of the burglar that slept off on the victim's bed after struggling to break into the house. He realized the AC was on and the room was chilled. My guy say make him rest small na so him doze off till morning. Madam come back from her 9t shift jam am on top bed come call police

The future in this case is MALE

2,3 and 4
As for the first one it's meaningless

Continue, nowadays em no dey give small pikin advice. Na d results go make u advice urcelf

Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM I CALL IT, MY BEST ICE IN ICE LAND.. NACK AM WIT SK OR ARIZONA. ABOBI U GO DE ALRIGHT. WTF MAN

I wish i could track your location and further report you to the police with this your stupid post as a proof. You're a RAPIST

So happy seeing this
Useless party

COREECT SCORE 1- 3


Take it or leave it

Coldsperm:
I just called three of the numbers now. One was switched off, the other rang severally without picking. The third person picked but could not speak English. All he kept saying was "baa turenchi". Only God knows what that means but I sensed he may be cursing me. I cursed him back and hung up.

Source pls

Polymerization:
Owner of the building confirmed dead

Op please send me invite when u get there, i wan japa also.
This country don tire me ah swear.
If na visa i go run am myself, just send me invite