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DoggoneDogg:
You must be new to earth. Humans love seeing other humans suffer lowkey.

Go and take your drugs, your brain will rerurn to normal.

Kingcalls:
Messi fans are the dumbest set of fans in history of fans movement....them plenty for Nairaland...no difference between them and those almajiri that think buhari is the greatest creation by God ...they think alike , they act alike and they comment alike , logic zero, critical thinking zero, intellectual conversation zero , constructive arguments zero

Did you take your drugs? I guess NO!

Ammishaddai:
Na Barcelona/ Messi fans fit stoop to this level of stupidity to misinterpret CR7's remark

Go and hug transformer

Nadeyow:
It was definitely rigged

Messi ain't deserve it

My brother e pain em i swear. Make em keep yelling

Fyie:
I didn't read through....but I sha know the post is about MESSI(GOAT)




All these Penaldo fans no go let us hear word

Go hug transformer make i know say e pain u

OVB123:
Rubbish award, messi doesn't deserve the award.

No! He's from Nigeria, Nnewi to be precise

kinglee007:
Why is she dressed like one of the Brazilian Carnival Ladies? Wait, Ronaldinho is from Brazil right?

The same thing that will happen to Nigeria if care is not taken.

Send me a mail

Yaggi:
Please who knows what I can do to make money online.... I'm still a student but I don't have anyone supporting me .

I'm open to do anything legal to make money online
Thank you in advance

Nigeria is a comedy Zone i swear

Noise makers club
Can't be their fan

I rep barca et paris st germain

thesicilian:
He may seem jobless, but I can bet you he's only after "union money"

Op with the rate infidelity is growing higher in marriages now i will suggest you look for a professional hacker to hack her whatsapp, that's if you want to be 100% sure if she is cheating or not cos assumption isn't the best thing. Don't just assume but be smart about it. She might not be cheating as you're assuming but never assume. If you want to be so sure then be smart. We are in a tech generation.

hashbag1:
Nlanders,
I have been married for 9 years now, amidst several incidences that gave me suspicions over my wife's infidelity. The one that happened of recent gave me nothing more than great suspicion over any other.

My daughter and son got infection, they were admitted into the hospital. On this faithful day, I was there with them and I left the hospital in the afternoon to get something for them to eat, I got back with the food and quickly rushed down to my office to tidy some work. I felt hungry and decided to drive out, on my way to the restaurant leads to the hospital, I was in traffic when I put a call through to my wife whom I asked how she was coping and how the kids were doing, while on call with her, I heard sounds of car horns so I asked if she was out, she said yes that she was going to get water across the stree, so i was like you shouldnt have stressed yourself since
the house maid was with her, next thing she yelled at me saying why am I making ascertion as to who should go get the water or not, I was like but that isnt a big deal to ask, she was like well the house girl have been the one running errands all day, I responded saying instead of yelling at me, you would have just responded by saying the above.

As a responsible and concerned father, I decided to suspend dinner and branch at the hospital which took me 8 mins to get there because of traffic. On getting to the hospital, lo and behold, my wife was not there, just the kids and the house maid. I asked the house maid where madam was, she said she stepped out without saying where she was going. I immediately put a call through to her. "Babes where are you at, just got here now and you are not here". She immediately hung up on me, I called back, she didnt pick, called her again didn't pick, waited few mins and called, she picked and yelled "why are you looking for me" I was like but you claimed you went to
go get water but its been up to 15mins and you are not here yet, next thing she said was I'm in a uber car, Wow uber car when you just said you went across the street to get water, how does being in uber car relate to that. I requested a video call, I hung up the normal call and called her on whatsapp call, she didn't pick, I called her back again on normal call and said you aren't picking, she responded saying am in uber car now, call me on video again, I did but she still didnt pick. So I decided not to bother since declaring her whereabout seems frutile. She called back on normal call saying she was on her way home to pick some her items to quickly do an advertising shoot to model to her customers in the hospital room, that she didnt want me to get mad at her reason why she didn't tell me before she left, I was like its not a big deal telling me that after which I have found out she never did go out there to buy water.

Husbands and fathers in the house, in this kind of situation, what could have been your thought? As for me, something was not just right, and the most damning part of all these is leaving the kids at the mercy of just the house maid, I feel if there is something she is hiding from me and leaving the kids like that is what
the issue of trust has led us to, I am left in amazement and total disappointment.

You're insane and as such need deliverance. I won't say much but my opinion is that you should start saving money for your coffin because the devil is gradually trying to lie you home and you're foolishly following him.

LoverJoe89:
Dear NLs,

I need help with my predicament. I just discovered a lounge where I normally hang out to watch sports and chill. Apparently the lounge also has a Spa that is managed by this beautiful married lady who is a mother of 3 children that are in University and one in final year of secondary school. I started crushing on this woman for some time now and I cant seem to take my mind of her. She is a tall, dark stallion with nice hips, ass and a very sweet voice.

We got talking the moment I went to her Spa to make some inquiries about her spa services and whether she runs home service as well. Along the line, she gave me her contact details and we have been chatting frequently. The thing is that I am madly in love with her but I don't know how to express my feelings and desires towards her.

I don't intend snatching her from her husband but I just want to have a romantic relationship with her but don't know how I will go about it.

I am a graduate in my mid 20s from Leed City University Ibadan with a degree in Engineering. I don't usually have issues in getting women but this has posed much of a challenge to me because I am deeply in love with a married woman.

Thoughts of her sometimes drives me to masturbation and it's driving me nuts. Please I need help on this matter.

Op you need to FAST. With Authophagy fasting for 18hrs with carrot/ Cucumber infused water it will clear off

Barims:
Please how can I permanently get rid of Hyperpigmentation/melasma on my face now it's spreading to my nose,, skin doctors/dermatologist please help me o brothers and sisters in the house

We call it OKPO. Not good for the kidney

Ditch it

[One motivational quote to keep you strong....... Nigeria will be a better nation soon ;Dquote author=yeman2012 post=107870423]Dis guy go saybe handle dat place very well ..anyway that's there enjoyment abeg who get motivational quote make him send to me make I take hold body ..buhari want use price of tins finish me here [/quote]

Miss Iyaebe the Nairaland marriage counsellor

Op to be on the safe side, just tell your brother to look for someone that can HACK her whatsapp chats. Just to be sure his wife has been showing him all the chats. You might be shocked that she is only showing your brother those hello, hi, how's the family part..... She will definitely delete those i miss your body, i miss us, can we see, etc chats


Tell your bro make him wise up
So he could have evidence in case of tomorrow.

And u think say that village yellow babe no go get ex.... E be like say u no know say even those village ppl don open eyes nw

Elporo:
Marry virgin .. I no see
Ok make I marry better second hand ... e no dey.


Wahala dey ooh

Las las na my mama village I go visit for like 3 months fine one yellow babe.

OP for now he's only showing your brother those chats cos they haven't gotten intimate again, trust me when they reconnect the intimacy she ain't gonna show him this chats again. She's on the journey to cheat on your brother with her ex if immediate action isn't taken. SHALOM

MISSNORA:
Good evening all! Please i need mature replies on this topic. My elder brother is really hurting right now.

The Story.
My elder brother got married earlier this year...before the marriage, he was fully aware that his childhood friend[Michael] had dated his wife to be with sexx involved. The wife is the truthful type and lays everything bare. Michael is well aware that his ex [my elder Bros wife] is fully married to his friend[my brother]....My brothers wife and Michael recently reconnected again on social media and has since started up chats that "MAY" lead to them flirting. She shows my brother the chats and gives him every update. My brother is not happy with this development and is yet to communicate this to his wife.

Questions.
1...Should he tell the wife to block of Michael (his wife's ex, whom is coincidentally his childhood till date friend) ?is this a wise move considering the fact that this might make his wife start hiding stuffs
... The wife is cool with maintaining contact with this particular ex[Michael]....thought he tells my brother everything /the chats.
2....Can you allow ur spouse still in contacts with his/her ex?
3....Should my brother just talk to Michael straight up to stop chatting his wife?

Whoever did this, may the water he or she drinks be against him or her, may the ground he or she walks be against that person, may the air he or she breaths be against that person, may the food he or she eats consume that person and may life be more hot like hell for them. IJN

Chai see small dubai of yesterday

Nigeria is a very useless country ah swear
Very very useless

Move Ke
Believe em @ ur own peril
Anyways make we d watch
Even if gas na 5000 a kg, rice 5000 a painter i will still survive

Bleep apple

Overrated phone

Op go to the nearest police station, negotiate with the police officers make em put u for cell, then make em call her say em arrest u for yahoo or kidnap case, when she comes to the station you can now kneel and propose to her

Notyourtype:
After i bought a ring and wanted to suprise my girl today after service, i was suprise to walk out of the church and headed straight home like i never had a plan..

i want to do it in a very romantic way, i've watched videos on youtube and thought today was the day, but i have not gotten the courage yet..

I kno very well she will say yes, as this has always being her prayer, but i still don't just know the best way to do it..

I will have to wait again till next sunday, as i told myself i will propose to her inside the church..

please nairalanders, i need a method that will be romantic, i don't just want to propose to her, but rather, i want it to be very romantic..

should i just walk to her and do it, or is there a better way i can do it to make it more romantic?

Please help me reach more people, next sunday is the day.. Thanks

200 naira Calabar. E no easy

My brother no be small. As in eh i dey fear to d relate with peeps anyhow these days. As guyman i no d too fall in my fellow guy men place again, sit out with friends etc. I just d careful

Daniluv1:
Sometimes I keep thinking if humans are worth mingling with because the level of heartlessness is just at its peak

Congrats on ur achievements but Op no talk say make u no do ur olosho, him say as u dey do ur olosho make use of ur Akunauche( ur number 6)

EjaikreTheViper:
Op, your head nor correct. Olosho business dey pay steady. With this my olosho business I don open 3 boutiques and buy 2 landed property. Olosho business for life

I know she has a great ASSet, but trust me she danced mechanically not spiritually and she might have tipped someone to video her so she could trend. Everybody wants to trend by all possible means these days and she decided to do hers in the church.

Sorry for the loss

Sonnobax15:

That was my late sister,back in 2013......She was lying down in her room lifelessly....And no one was around...The worst part was that where she was living was a very remote area where there weren't neighbours........ The minute I arrived,all of a sudden,na once rain begin fall . You can imagine that kind of scary scenario . But I wasn't really scared tho, because she was my closest sister,whom I had always confided in . If I no fit see her run when she was sick and alive,why then should I be be scared and run away from her corpse...........

So I used her cloth to cover her corpse,and waited till the rain stopped......Then I ran back home to inform my dad and other siblings

I no dey forget that day..

you be werey i swear

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Hell no...

Mosquito nets are for kids and baby girls

You don't expect a real niggarr to fold up under Mosquito net like a pussy