₦airaland Forum

Victoronah1:
Yeah. She asked me to buy her a Bluetooth MP3 player, I almost forgot, she didn't know I got her other things. I want to buy a very strong Bluetooth player, I saw one on Amazon for 38,000 naira, is it possible to order it and it will arrive before 14 at least on 13th.? Please if you know any trust worthy shipper mentioned him thanks.

Greyworld:
1001 ways to die.. living in Nigeria.

doncox:
That's too graphic, op. Try to blur the graphic images or post graphic so people can choose to look or not. May their soul rest in peace, amen. Too much shedding of blood in Nigeria. Haba.

Jgoldie:
How are you doing?

Sirnuel:
lol

how many people will eight speed boat carry at once

ContractKiller:
No even try am

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Ryan03:
and who cares if you hate police or not? will your hate put food on their table? I ask again, who you help?

Newmans:
If you are from the south east I want to tell you that this ferry or canu and boats Lagos States want to introduced is not for you pls find your way on the roads this is time for them to perfect there plans, they promise you that they are going to ferry you in to Lagoon pls be careful for nothing Our Great God shall save all of us long live fed rep of Nigeria long live S east!!.

lekanjeremiah:
My is from constain to pako-aguda

CAPSLOCKED:
MEMBERS OF THE NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE ARE VERY WACK. WE KNOW THIS.

BUT IT'S VERY DISHEARTENING TO SEE YOU CELEBRATE EACH TIME TRAGEDIES BEFALL THEM. THEY'RE HUMANS FIRST BEFORE BEING POLICEMEN.

REMEMBER THEY EXIST AND SACRIFICE THEIR LIVES TO SERVE US, AND WITHOUT THEM, CRIMINALS AND ASSASSINS IN NIGERIA WILL BE HAVING THE BEST TIME OF THEIR LIVES.

LET'S LEARN TO APPRECIATE THESE FOLKS, AND MAYBE ONE DAY, THEY'LL LEARN TO VALUE THE LIVES OF WE CIVILIANS MORE THAN THEY VALUE 20 NAIRA NOTES.

Vortex369:
They said Jesus used 2 fishes and 5 loves to feed 5,000 people, but they didnt tell us the size of the fishes. As far as I am concerned 2 giant whales can feed 10,000 people.

I see no miracle there.

KaptainAfrika:
Its a lie. This is what they want to do instead.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/trump-administration-looking-to-end-birth-tourism/

nothingspoil70:
The good news is, he is banning Nigeria not Biafra

lavylilly:
TO THE LADIES:

When you are ready to settle down, dont forget these...

1) Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt see paying your bride price as buying you...

2) Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt see marrying you as doing you a big favour...

3) Make sure you settle for a man who wouldn't use your monthly cramps and mood swings against you,, YES Some men are like that...

4) Make sure you settle for a man who knows you have right to your body sometimes,, who understands you have the right to say NO to sex when its not comfortable for you,, maybe due to weakness or whatever it might be,, and still respect you for that...

5) Make sure you settle for a man who would stick with you inspite of the odds,, who wouldn't compare you to a SWEET 16 after series of child birth (though most women try to work on themselves after child birth,, but truth be told,, you cant remain young forever)...

6) Make sure you settle for a man who would understand that there are just times you might feel too tired to fix the family meal,, and him helping you out wont be a taboo...

7) Make sure you settle for a man who would always allow you air your opinions, who understands you have d right to 'agree' or 'disagree' on a particular issue,, depending on what the case may be,, without always shutting you up before you are done airing your view...

Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt find it difficult saying 'SORRY',, someone who easily asks for forgiveness whenever he wrongs you,, not some kind of 'Autocratic' man,, who expects 'sorry' from you even when it's glaring he's wrong...

9) Make sure you settle for a man who understands that hitting a lady is a crime and shouldnt be done especially to his wife,, not some 'wife beaters' who raises their hands at the slightest provocation...

10) Make sure you settle for a man who loves everything about you,,who loves your soul not just the body,,and who enjoys your company always...

YOU CAN ADD YOURS TOO...

I COME IN PEACE✌

RapistOnBail:
This is how my next life will be.

Go to primary school And then Secondary School. After which I hustle and gain grounds/Make sources of income. Even though it takes me 20 years to gain grounds.

Finally, I go to the University.

calberian:
Interesting times have befallen this world. Nigeria tho,

Anyways, kindly spare 3 minutes to respond to this mini-survey. It’s about our attempt to solve a general but important problem in Nigeria. Thanks.

https:///ayUVR9JMXWystFDU9

iamsonofthunder:
space ships is coming from Nigeria, the church precisely, so just relax it's their time

EzeNdiAra:
They should seize that phone from Trump

FryMosquito:
Think b4 you yarn

goaldynboy:
Where are you getting all these fake news from? From beer parlour?

America can singlehandedly take out Iran in few hours without blinking an eye!!

All these stupid memes are being generated by blacks and Nigerians living in America! The real Americans are not shaken by likelihood of war!!

THUNDER4real:
Sex sex sex, u cannot com and kill yourself ......This is the reason you should marry your friend, friendship don't die off....Marriage is not all about sex, u will get tired one day no matter your libido level..

seniormallam:
Boko boys don't like it when any soldier is praised for killing them........... You guyz should have allowed this man to continue laying low and be doing the lowkey fight......... This exposure is not good at all.

That's how Col. Abu Ali was brought to limelight with plenty showers of praises....... The next thing boko boys fell him.

lavylilly:
So your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... He tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first. You sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking how 'lucky' a wife you'll be?
With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and designer shoes. He goes to work and then straight to class after work. He leaves you in pyjamas in the morning and returns to find you in the same pyjamas in the evening. While he studies you watch 'African Magic' and 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. He comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave. The only serious conversation you ever have is about the type of groceries you guys need.

The only advice you give him is "Babe you need to buy a new pair of socks, the ones you bought last time are torn." Nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. No plans of making your own life better. Yes you're are pretty but this days is all about what you are made off not beauty even pretty ladies don't marry handsome men if their pocket is empty, no doubt about that. But so is every second girl passing by.

Don't you realise that you're not doing anything a maid can't do? When he finishes studying, the first thing he will do is REPLACE HIS MAID. Because then he would be able to afford a maid and have a PROPER WIFE who has brains. That's when we are going hear your infamous last words, "I was with him through thick and thin when he had nothing, now that he is successful he thinks I am nothing."

Truth is, yes, you're right. You've always been NOTHING but a maid to him.

My dear, empower yourself to be the woman a successful man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to sustain her home if anything happens to his job or his health!

Good afternoon!

asatemple:
I wish I can explain what I drove on Sunday

dadabashua1:
It's almost not possible anywhere in Nigeria....I've tried it in different states and failed...no matter how careful you are, the funny part is,you can park your car,dash off to do one or two things,only to come back and meet it with tribal marks