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I am just trying to imagine the kind of noise those would have made in the bank if they had succeeded in smuggling the money into the banking system only to be paid with same notes at withdrawal.

Keneking:
Most villages in Anambra State still bath at the streams and rivers

So i guess that the handwashing exercise is restricted to cities such as Awka, Nnewi, Onitsha including Okpoko.

Even Agulu (home of Saint Peter Obi) people still bath in streams and rivers in this age

Eg rivers such as River Anambra, River Nkisi, Anam River, River Idemili and that one around Achina village

Hater spotted. Which stream do Agulu people bath in as alledged?

AllTheWayUp:
More pics

Hope no human sacrifice o.

EHMIR:
Name:mrs chika orji. Flat head extract

Crime;hires another flat head to kill her ex-husband, mr orji a chronic and unrepentant wife beater.



Having checked and cross checked the names properly,we came to a conclusion,that the ever industrious nd hard working ugwu exporters nd crimes like dis are synonymous...

All characters involved in this crime,are of the flat head extract.



NCA,konduga maiduguri

It is called ugu not ugwu. Aboki and pronunciation self.

DropShot:
Chronically embittered and disgruntled element sighted!

Go get a job, lazy thing.

Bros you are just defending the indefensible. The only person that knows Buhari through and through, who also is arguable the closest person to the president has just jumped ship and acknowledged that Buhari is failing, yet you that only read the censored information they carefully push to the social media is here killing yourself.

If your father owns a bluechip and is looking for a managing director, will you recommend Buhari as it were? I also voted for him, but I now know better. He was just overrated.

Samsonklin:
well capped, bt why do think dat u urself is up to standard? Or are u saying that ur partner does nt also wants some1 who meets their standard? Wel, i tink i wil go wit d op on dis one. #no_disrespect

Word.
Even the ones with nothing to offer are all expecting one knight in a shinning armor whom might have a much higher standard than they can ever attain. And the vicious circle continues.

gidjah:
HIS union with that woman cost him so much... He still lost her to another celeb in her country. He lost all He HBD to wreckles life style, SHE even. Moved out with the bros. He took so made steps thinking it Was by HIS efforts, but God really humbled him. We use to be neighbours in kaduna then, We even went to the SAME school (but He Was my senior) never let Fame rule you, you will crash!

Bros improve on your punctuations. Very unintelligible.

EternalTruths:
I forgot that Niger Delta Avengers are Ijaws.


Guy wake up

We won't forget how you betrayed your Ijaw people in order to get a position in the government of Buhari.


We still have your records and won't forget even if you apologize because you did it then out of greed.


We will keep reminding you of how your earlier campaign against Jonathan, ushered in this ethnic bigot as President


Good Morning

Ijaws have really moved on. They are only bombing the pipeline in solidarity with PMB's government. #2face

Esseite:
You see.. that shows you how sharply divided Nigeria is today..

That picture would have just been a regular pic 20/15/10/5 years ago... buy here we are trying to use it as a benchmark for the Nigeria today...

That's prey independence pix. A lot of water has gone under the bridge since then.

globe16:
Peter obi keep deceiving these gullibles.. After running Anambra for 8 years without a major signature project, you are here talking nonsense as usual, pretending to be a saint.. Is cutting cost the reason why he didnt run LG system for 8 years? Rubbish

The LG system is designed primarily for good governance. We had it under Peter Obi, so why the hate?

UnknownT:
They said she violated a code of ethics binding kannywood actors, that her fan should get us a copy of the code of ethics for us to see if she truly violated it. BTW, I see nothing immoral in the video, meaning if she mistakenly features in Olamide or Timaya's video, they will declare a Fatwa on her head

Typical Hausa man likes women and sex to a chronic level yet lives a lie. Pornography and prostitution are one of the biggest businesses in the North, who patronizes them? A casual hug in the open is more offensive than pornography, prostitution and sodomy in the closet. Tufiakwa!

DaudaAbu:
The land stii remain govt property.

No herdsman can sale it. They can pass it to their children ,so whats the shout about?

Great reasoning! Pls educate us how this will profit the host communities whose lands and safety will be sacrificed.

Okijajuju1:
Naaa... Ojukwu got buried by the Nigerian Army.

No Biafran Flag was even flown at his burial.

You don't need to tell lies to score cheat shots..



The truth is that the Yorubas are more politically savvy than the Igbos. They have accomplished more than the Igbos have. There track record speaks for itself. A Party led by a Yoruba Man (Tinubu's APC) toppled the almighty PDP.. That shiit shook the world.


President Buhari will never fhuck Tinubu over. The President understands the meaning of Loyalty..

And what has it profited Tinubu or even the Yoruba people? That same feat of toppling the PDP is about to earn him a public disgrace. God forbid!

TheSlyone2:
After putting up a stunning performance at a job interview, a regret mail still follows. This might not be your fault after all. Below are some reasons that will prove you're on the right path..

NATURE OF THE ECONOMY
The current Paralysis in the economic activities of this country give little or no room for investment hence, a drastic reduction in the number of employment quota. Imagine when the economy was fully vetted, unemployment was on the rise. How much more when when we have no plan in place to stabilize the economy. The implications of this is ; Portfolio that usually have 30Slots is likely to be slashed by 1/3rd. Which further make an already tight contest tighter.

NIGERIAN HRMs
In every job interview, the bridge between an applicant and the prospective job is the HR. I've noticed a clear difference between Nigerian HR and their foreign counterparts. In Nigeria, HRM sees interview as war. They ll do everything to get you off balance. Even if you outsmart them with your level of preparedness and confidence, they'll create new rules to ensure you don't get the job. The most annoying part is when they have to invite 100 candidates for a single position, regardless of the effort you put, luck might not just smile at you. That doesn't mean you performed woefully. No, it the system.

CONNECTION
In a bid to secure a high paying job in multinational companies and government parastatals, you have to have some sort of connections. It is very painful to see yourself go through series of test, assessment Centre, group discussions only for you to meet entirely different faces during the interview. That only is enough to demoralize you. Believe me, it only in Nigeria you ll see graduates of Medicine, Engineering and law teaching and hawking GNLD Products. That's not because they lack the Zeal to compete in challenging environment but rather the available slot In high profile job have been hijacked through who-know-who mechanism. You attend an interview and a regret mail follows, never get dejected, someone at the top want that slot for someone else.


RECRUITMENT PROCESS
Regardless of how superb your performance is in a job interview, if a success mail doesn't follow, friends and family see you as failure. The recruitment process in Nigerian companies is very annoying. The common cliche at the end of every job interview in Nigeria has always been " we will get back to you" this keep most graduate in suspense. You don't hear from them doesn't mean you didn't perform. Believe me, a lot must have happened during this period. Take for instance, you were the preferred candidate but along the line " connection" factor played out or the company tend to put the recruitment process on hold.

YOUR VILLAGE PEOPLE
Regardless of how much effort you put up during job interview if forces from your village follow you enter the interview venue, You will talk everything in your mouth and still not get hired. That doesn't mean you are bad. No, far from it..

Very defeatist. Just go and learn a skill. In that way none of these excuses for joblessness will be applicable.

APCsupporter:
Thank God for this government. The South doesn't know what it feels like when you are afraid of going to a market, school or mosque that's why some of you are not appreciating this government.

Thank You Buhari

So attack on boko haram is no longer attack against the North? Boko haram menace was self inflicted. God turned your what you thought was a weapon against the "enemy" against yourselves.

EternalTruth:
mr Igbo jewish yoot from the east. Get off my mentions.
This dullard of a president should release your deteriorated disease stricken radio president and grant biafraûd to you guys and leave our dear country so that the alarming rate of crime, drugs, rape and all sorts of nefarious vices in this country should be reduced and tamed.
Scoundrels

You forgot to mention ritual killing and cannibalism.

mhizAnnie:
U don't waist train to please a man...u do that to look and feel good. My opinion tho

Then after feeling good, what next?

euchaaria:
I'm still devastated...sequel to my last thread, https://www.nairaland.com/3339626/meet-me-mega-hilton-hotel I braced up yesterday and went ahead to meet the man yesterday.. He sat me down and went straight to the point, that if I don't lay with me i should forge about the job that he is untouchable..I was just staring at him, and as he finished talking,I just told him they"God bless you sir, you will surely be rewarded, I won't budge to your offer, but will keep on searching until God gives me my ordained job". I was almost in tears,but just struggled to hold my self and calmly walked out.. I'm still in bed till now, too weak to stand up..I leave the man to his fate , he has a score with whatever God he serves...

Keep it up virtuous young lady. The fact that no one would have known the story behind the "miracle job" makes me respect you and am convinced that the God who you honored will honor you in a special way.
Please keep the man's contact. He needs to be shown what God has done with your life soonest.

IbnIslam:
Menopause starts from the age of 35 and I just piety the man. She chose reaches over family and I just piety her too. Guys some times u don't eat ur cake and have it...and from her wishes I suspect she isn't ready for marriage but rather wants to be a single mother. She just needs a man to give her regular sex....

Your menopause of the brain started from infancy when you obviously did not take your English studies seriously.

Mobileman829:
And after that what next? I can bet you that that man will not smell prison, a state law is irrelevant to a federal one. If the grazing bill is successfully passed that will make Fayose's law null and void

And never ever will the grazing bill be passed. It was dead on arrival.

Mobileman829:
I dont think what he is doing is right, imagine if Northern states should also pass a bill about illegal trading and arresting Igbos in the North, or Northern states making mechanic workshops in some arrears illegal and thereby arresting many Yorubas. I believe that irrespective of the little discomfort that the Fulani Herdsman have caused, it is not enough to strangle the legitimate business of a particular region, remember that the cows that these herdsmen rear are also used to feed the entire Southern Nigeria. So @OP i totally disagree with you in all honesty. Thank you and God bless Nigeria.

I pray that Fulani herdsmen will visit your location with that same " little discomfort" this night. How insensitive and wicked? Go to Agatu or Enugu and utter this gibberish and get instant mob action.

marshborn:
What's it with Ogun state and ritualist?

Is that what the Ogun state government uses to generate money to fund their deficit budget? That's the headquarter of all the mega churches in Nigeria, yet they can't do without ritual. Worshipping God on Sunday and Satan weekdays. Terrible!

megawax8:
How many persons watched the video sef?

Her story inspires, at least it inspired me....... Don't just take out 'negativity' from people's comment in a bid to make fun of them.

There's ZERO bad in what she said.

Y'all should take time to actually watch the video.

Much respect dude. I was nearly driven to tears. Such a sincere lady, God has heard her prayer of importunity. Just watch out!

GossipHeart:
For 80 million dollars, i wouldn't risk my life having sex with that stinky possy

You know why she's still single ?? Guys gets her to bed, they perceive that rotten fish smell, they run away forever

You are just a grossly irresponsible little brat. You are here castigating an lady. Hope you have a mum and sisters. Someone will tell them, especially your mum worse things than you wrote above if you don't retract this mindless post since she failed in bringing you up properly. Fool.

drss2:
no smoke without fire. there is some truth in dis article. ameachi right from start was never comfortable with a ministerial position. he originally wanted either sgf or vice presidency but was denied by tinubu. see wat betrayel cause him now he's just a mere minister who have to answer directly to sgf n buari's chief of staff as protocol permits. buari's campaign director general answering to abba kyari wat a shame.

Please tell us who Amaechi betrayed and how. If Goodluck had won, would it still have been betrayal?

Jokerman:
Why haven't you exposed Tinubu?
Why haven't you exposed Obasanjo??

Do you mind the empty wooden barell.

LegendDrogba:
Its a pity that lalasticlala and seun don't want to assist in pushing this thread to front page so I can get enough advise from people.. Pls lalasticlala do the needful.

House, have you noticed that the OP is niether seeking Yoruba's or IBO's or Hausa's advice nor South west or south east or south south advice. Not even advicers along political party or religious lines on this same highly polarized Nairaland forum. It is important to realize how useful all of can be to one another if we start evaluating ourselves on the basis of our characters. People benefitting from this malaise do not give a hoot about us. The all wise God whom we all compete to lay most claim to knowing and serving more than the rest made us so for his own pleasure not us ourselves. We should stop being STUPID.

@OP You must respect your mums sentiment on this for now because she knows the full story of neglect, abuse, shane hunger, and perhaps homelessness much more than what she may have narrated to you. While you go about your normal business, charge your biological father's people with winning your mother over first before you can be integrated back to their fold. I agree with Mum that they are actually trying to reap where they did not sow. Moreover, their motive and the desperation so exhibited is stinking with selfishness.

Eziokwu1:
I am not saying other ethnic groups don't have a representation at all.
But in my opinion, Yorubas who supposedly make up 21% of Nigeria, make up probably 70% of Nigeria's new generation of aspiring ICT technocrats.

Ethnic jingoist. What mark have you made yourself? This should bother you more than gloating over the unverified achievements of some guys that do not know you exist. Go get a life!

Alirauf:
Since wen did ppl start writing names on pets or wateva, last time i checkd was on colar. Plus we r Africans we hav religion & culture dat makes up respect each other. 4 Godsake d neighbor is buhari y will u den write buhari on ur dog. Pls b realistic

And the name Buhari can only refer to the complainant? Is the name Buhari a trademark? This same people look so pitiable and tamely in the East, but demands so much once they cross over to the West tells me they know the game they are playing very well.

OBAGADAFFI:
How will the issue cause bloodshed in Yorubaland.

Is the Police indirectly making excuses for intolerance?

My brother I tire o.

soberkid:
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO HIS MAJESTY, AS A TRUE SON OF YORUBALAND I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS IN ANYWAY AND I SEE IT AS DISRESPECT TO THE THRONE. THE OONI IS A "TRADITIONAL" RULER NOT A "RELIGIOUS" LEADER

Hope he did not forget to remove his juju to avoid clash of powers

amaechi1:
It very obvious you did not read the police statement completetly. Did you read after trying to settle the the case amicable, but was not successful, they decide to charge the case to court. May you never finf yourself in trouble that you think never matter.

Please explain to us how they tried to settle the case amicably and failed? Which of the parties was uncompromising? What section of Nigeria's law was infringed? Hausa/fulani is gradually compressing the limits of our freedom of expression now to the extent that any minor disagreement with them is provocation and with Islam, blasphemy.