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Jokes EtcRe: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by lilkech(m): 3:04pm On Jun 12, 2012
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im sorry, i just can't seem to find this post
Jokes EtcRe: What Are Girls Really Good At? by lilkech(m): 2:53pm On Jun 12, 2012
this post is behind you
Jokes EtcRe: The Nigeria's Problem by lilkech(m): 2:47pm On Jun 12, 2012
this post has gone to learn a craft
Jokes EtcRe: May D Good Lord Deliver Us From D Hands Of Akpan Oh..... by lilkech(m): 2:42pm On Jun 12, 2012
this post is on the run
Jokes EtcRe: Advise Urgently Needed A.s.a.p Sooonest!!! by lilkech(m): 2:35pm On Jun 12, 2012
this post is on probation
Jokes EtcRe: Am Studying Food Science Lol by lilkech(m): 2:29pm On Jun 12, 2012
this post has run away
Jokes EtcRe: Tricky Question! by lilkech(m): 2:20pm On Jun 12, 2012
this post is still hiding
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by lilkech(m): 1:51pm On Jun 12, 2012
this post was swallowed
PetsRe: Is Dog Breeding Business Lucrative In Nigeria by lilkech(m): 9:21am On Jun 12, 2012
EMOKAI98: My broda dnt be discouraged, dog biz is very lucrative all u need to do is to have passion in doing d biz then u will mk it big time, just as I hv benefited 4rm it, I equally have dog kennel here in jos wt 14 female adult of diff varieties of breeds which some liters twice a year and once a year so u can imagine how much u will be making in a year. Although d biz is very stressful bt if u hv enough capital then u can employ sm1 to tk care of d dogs for u .The cost of rotwieller puppies are 50 to 60k per puppy 4 dos dt misquote d price.
For more details contact me on 08032656241
i been get german shepad b4 but dem no sabi ginga . . . dem dey learn

4get rott, how much dem dey sell una ' boko shepad' for that side ?
Christianity EtcRe: Creflo Dollar Arrested For Choking His Daughter by lilkech(m): 9:02am On Jun 11, 2012
musKeeto: gm, lil mumu
nah wah o, u nor suck enough bile 4 d 9ite wey just pass ?

. . . " P P FF FFFFF " . . .

#spraying shetoxx 2 kill all flying insects#
Christianity EtcRe: Creflo Dollar Arrested For Choking His Daughter by lilkech(m): 8:26am On Jun 11, 2012
logicboy: Trolling early in the morning? grin grin
i get work. unlike you seun nor dey pay me.

I go still troll l8r in the evening
Christianity EtcRe: Creflo Dollar Arrested For Choking His Daughter by lilkech(m): 6:50am On Jun 11, 2012
logicboy: Judge not, Frosbel.


I was a catholic for 22 years. You dont know my personal life
you are not even ashamed

your mates were converted at the ' altar ' , while you were converted at the ' bar ' by drunken master himself

na wah for your personal life
Christianity EtcRe: Creflo Dollar Arrested For Choking His Daughter by lilkech(m): 6:39am On Jun 11, 2012
logicboy: Sorry, being a christianity for 22 years stunted my growth
you mean before you met the ' drunk racist ' ?
Christianity EtcRe: Creflo Dollar Arrested For Choking His Daughter by lilkech(m): 11:54am On Jun 10, 2012
Alxmyr: [/b]

You are lucky, you would have ended up in rehab. Many of the people who hanged out with weed smokers in my neighbourhood are now touts, agberos and nuisance to the society.
those who did these things in my neighbourhood that year are politicians in the federal govt 2day
Christianity EtcRe: Creflo Dollar Arrested For Choking His Daughter by lilkech(m): 11:43am On Jun 10, 2012
carlos86: Another anti Christian thread.It pops up every minute on nairaland these days
i tire o
Christianity EtcRe: Did God Want The Dana Flight To Crash? by lilkech(m): 10:07am On Jun 09, 2012
na wah o

logic mind & musquito , una nor dey sleep ?

anyhow sha

. . . SILENT MODE ACTIVATED . . .
Christianity EtcRe: Did God Want The Dana Flight To Crash? by lilkech(m): 9:30am On Jun 09, 2012
^^^

abi o, i took the initiative long time ago on this thread

we have also confirmed yours
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy For Paid Forum Moderator With Spam Management Focus by lilkech(m): 9:06am On Jun 09, 2012
[quote author=mr_man]@my namesake(seun) i am the best man for this kind of job. i am very interested, i won't let you down.[/quote]na by namesake ?
Christianity EtcRe: Did God Want The Dana Flight To Crash? by lilkech(m): 9:04am On Jun 09, 2012
i know the very BEST ANSWER for people like you

Logic Mind: brainwashed colonised slave.
you

musKeeto: Seconded to infinity...
and you

ea7: Reading cryptics and lilkech's post makes my head throb. Shouldn't seun add an ignore poster button so we can ignore these silly guys.
. . . . SILENCE . . . .
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy For Paid Forum Moderator With Spam Management Focus by lilkech(m): 5:28pm On Jun 08, 2012
Seun: Hello,

The Nairaland Forum is in need of a paid full-time moderator whose primary duty will be to keep the entire forum free of spam at all times, day & night, regardless of what it takes. The person will be expected to work 8 - 10 hours daily. If you're interested, please indicate your interest on this thread and tell us about how you intend to go about this.

Regards.
seun u nor dey fear abi?

u wan dey delete my ' sperm ' abi ?
Car TalkRe: Big Daddy Camry (2003 - 2006): Why Don't People Like It? by lilkech(m): 11:05am On Jun 08, 2012
Ozichim: By default U should know that this is a makeup. It is serious lie. Every Car has special facility that takes care of freeze/cold issue. No car/engine can work well in overseas without such provision. And no Engine/car manufacturer takes this for granted. So it is a big lie.
if you make first hand inquiries about this car from your friends or relatives living in europe and america they will tell you that ' this specific camry model is not being used at all in their countries because of their climate '

i know that cars have their engines equipped to withstand cold temperatures but that of this specific car is not really good at all. Out of 100% cases of their engine freezing up, in 90% the car refused to come alive again even after the engine has thawed completely

i heard this from someone who has shipped many of them to nigeria from overseas after a massive recall from the japanese auto makers (abi u no sabi say 9ja na waste basket of the world nah)
Car TalkRe: Big Daddy Camry (2003 - 2006): Why Don't People Like It? by lilkech(m): 9:19am On Jun 08, 2012
[quote author=inspired_m]The Car is Popularly Called "BIG DADDY" or "BIG For NOTHING".

Model year started from 2002 - 2006

The Later explains further, the Vehicle is Unnecessarily Spacious, the Trunk Can Contain a Large COW.

However, mechanical Wise, It is very SOUND and Cheap to Maintain.

The 4 Cylinder Engine is the same Up till 2011 Toyota Camry,

The 2006 - 2011 Toyota RAV 4 and also the 2001 - 2011 Toyota Highlander SHARES the same 4 CYLINDER Engine with the Camry.


The Engine is arguably the Best YET from Toyota.

Cheers
[/quote]i heared that the car does not sell overseas because once winter sets in the engine tends to freeze up and then knock up due to extreme cold temperatures

hence the name ' big for nothing '

is this true ?
EducationRe: FUTO Owerri 2012/2013 Admissions & Post Ume Thread by lilkech(op): 9:12am On Jun 08, 2012
mundus: I guess you have problems with your vision. Go visit an ophthalmologist right away MR. GENTLEMAN
thank you for modifying your post

as a gentleman
EducationRe: FUTO Owerri 2012/2013 Admissions & Post Ume Thread by lilkech(op): 9:00am On Jun 08, 2012
mundus: hmmmmmmm. Some people are really funny. Registration ends on the 13th of june not 12th. exam is 14th 15th and 16th. Stop embarrassing yourself here. say only what you know man. It is a mark of a gentleman to verify info before sharing. Be a gentleman bro
oga sah, nor be quarrel i come do for NL today, you claim to be a futoite but i am doubting you right now

if i am reading right then on your initial post you specifically said that the registrations would end on the 13th of ' JULY ' . . . unless you go and modify that your post it is still there for everyone to see how WRONG and MISLEADING you were . . . who is now embarrasing who ?

About the dates of the examinations, please endeavour to read my OPENING POST again carefully this time . . . and once again, WHO IS EMBARRASING WHO ?

i am thanking you once again (as a gentleman)
EducationRe: Imo State University (IMSU) 2012/2013 Admissions & Post Ume Thread by lilkech(op): 8:30am On Jun 08, 2012
jambites be warned that IMSU usually deliberately confuses the public on the dates of their post ume examinations in order to reduce the turn up of jambites and to embezzle funds from the sale of scratch cards, it has been going on like this for some years now. their website may say one thing and the streets may say another.

THE CIRCULATED DATES FOR THE EXAMINATIONS AS AT 8:30am ON THE 8th of JUNE (today) IS ON THE 25th, 26th and 27th of JUNE

to be forwarned is to be fore-armed

AND THIS IS THE VERIFIED INFO

goodluck
EducationRe: Imo State University (IMSU) 2012/2013 Admissions & Post Ume Thread by lilkech(op): 8:30am On Jun 08, 2012
^^^

the registration does not require any deposit slips or tellers, it is just N2,600 for A SCRATCH CARD containing your PIN which would be used in registering yourself on their website.

i am a student of IMSU, so the information i give here is what i have heared from the school itself and not from its website.
EducationRe: FUTO Owerri 2012/2013 Admissions & Post Ume Thread by lilkech(op): 8:14am On Jun 08, 2012
FUTO post ume registration ends on the 12th of June and the examination dates are on the 14th and 15th of June.

THIS IS THE VERIFIED INFO
EducationRe: Imo State University (IMSU) 2012/2013 Admissions & Post Ume Thread by lilkech(op): 10:10pm On Jun 07, 2012
^^^

how and when did you get this information ?

well, i will verify
EducationRe: FUTO Owerri 2012/2013 Admissions & Post Ume Thread by lilkech(op): 10:04pm On Jun 07, 2012
^^^

thank you for pointing out the bank teller stuff. You are right on that one. diamond bank, and fcmb also have the etransact pin.

i havent heard of the shift in date.

i am not a student of futo but i noticed that there was no notice of their post ume on this forum

if you are a futoite then you should have put up a notice here in order to enable jambites seeking information to get it . . . since you say i dont know what i am talking about

allow me verify
EducationFUTO Owerri 2012/2013 Admissions & Post Ume Thread by lilkech(op): 7:43pm On Jun 07, 2012
The Federal University of Technology Owerri's post jamb scratch cards are still on sale and available for just N1,500 only

the examination dates are on the 14th, 15th and 16th of June

jambites are to ensure that they purchase their post jamb scratch cards before this week runs out. By next week the cards would be scarce and this would increase the price of the cards and also make room for the issue of persons selling FAKE scratch cards to unsuspecting individuals.

email me on ' claverest@mxit.im ' for more info concerning examination past questions, accomodation and the available RUNZ which will be done on the examination dates.

Goodluck

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