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@op i disagree with your joke

guys cant be subdued by Nigeria losing a football match

assuming it was 'chelsea - man u' . . . AHA !

TC

thread closed

(if you wanna learn abbreviations go to twitter, for shorthand attend a secretrial school)

and what is this supposed to be?

Im confused cos i know that this is not a joke

ahn ahn @op

its CEMETary and not CEMENTary

go and buy student companion asap

op abeg next time dont start a new thread just because you feel like testing your keyboard

WTF is this ?

na wah

since when did 'jokes' start having 'answers' ?

Or did you mean this - 'lol'odo

we humans were collectively cursed by God himself

but sometimes one wonders if the curse of the males was greater than that of the females

why oh why did Adam ask God for somthing he could 4lk and then end up donating just a single pathetic 'rib'

the situation on this thread is really simple.

Everyone who smokes weed (or has a close friend that does) will not attempt to justify this news

anyone who smokes cigerrates & or dosent smoke weed anymore will be sitting on the fence

and those who dont & have never smoked will commend this news

as for me . . . I really dont mind this view im getting sitting high on this fence

toygod2: And you are the LOWEST of all LOW - LIVES

that was too harsh, relax for the guy. just try to look past his sense and improvise on his humour.

^^^

na wah ooo!

na 2 days you been dey ontop your iyawo so ooo !!!


since you are still alive and posting on NL, is it safe for me to assume that your wife has entered the 'MEMORIAL' levelz (ie. DID YOU 4lK HER TO DEATH) ?

^^^

so you will start from today to dey 4lk your wife till tomorrow ?

you really wan turn ' memorial' by force !!!

WHERE THE GRADUATES AND UNDERGRADUATES OF THERE FAKE UNIVERSITIES SELF?

MAKE UNA COMMOT COME DEFEND UNA ' SECONDARY SCHOOL ' BEFORE NAIRALAND PEOPLE USE KEYBOARD FINISH UNA

^^^

werrin dey worry you


this radio station nor get toilet ohh


abi you need black nylon wey you go take do ' CATAPULT ' ?

lolololol


now . . . ANSWER THE QUESTION !!!

how can someone have a " MEMORIAL HOSPITAL " named after him/her while that individual is still alive and breathing (even though the person may have a bit of brain damage) ?

Bin GbaGbo . . . please can you shed more light on this topic ?

reading this thread was too risky

i wont forget it in a hurry

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Dani moi,

Abeg help me thank Mukina for banning intimate jokes in this section.

Una too much! Well done jare - and ignore all 'em haters [/quote]if you are underage then kindly cover your eyes anytime you mistakenly see any sexual yokes in this section.


e - hear ?

dani abeg help me tell alhajia mukaina to allow sexual jokes to remain in this section

or give us definite reasons why they cant be allowed


thank you

doggskull: R u not? since d story broke out what have all done except come here n blab

Indeed . . . Classic sheepish behaviour

just scrutinize facrookz sentence

LAWAN: ' i took money not bribe '

YOU & I: ? ? ? ?

this man really believes that we all in 9ja are sheep

or are we?

chei !!!

assuming the pastor knew he would have arranged for 2 or 3 pigs to be nearby before he began to cast the demons out


HE JUST DIDNT CONTEMPLATE A CONFRONTATION WITH ' LEGION ' in that mad man that day

pastor pele o

I have never ever made a video call on my fone.

except when i skype.

so i want us to do a survey on NL.

do you make video calls at all and when last did yot do so?

i have recorded 105 donkeys so far. Let the rest come out of their barns and comment naw

do you know that a long time ago only 'donkeys' used to read my threads on nairaland

my unfortunate friend . . . till today that tradition still continues

happy hustlin peeps

why e nor go dey happen when ' many men wish death on him '

^^^

you must be an ' ote-dollar-list '

[quote author=Mr..Cork]bro on a serious note, is wearin womens glasses now regarded as fashion? Is ther sumthin u need to be tellin us? [/quote]guy you need to sabi me o . . . i b konfam 'chiarrmann' o

actually na me and my luvly kimi wey dey 2geda when i snap that pishur. i was high on maryJ that time so my left eye been dey red

and we luv each other soo teeh i dey help am wear in eye glass and she dey help me dey hold my wallet.

shebi u get ? abi you wan see the pishur wey she been dey hold am for me?

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Ikechi..and again i dont mean to sound bad but you the 2nd ugliest person I ever seen on Nairaland...(nooofeisne) [/quote]lol. u funny o. im the second ugliest but na you dey carry first position.

I never wan bother look your pishure but i sabi say even if i wear sack cloth and put ash on my head i go still find pass u

and cork my guy leave my house alone o, na my sweat and baba ijebu i take build am

onstelly: U r in london wit no penny to ur name, poor ghetto boy

na wah o

are you trying to say that he entered 'canoe' to get there?

or na via 'ghana must go' them take waybill am reach that side?

chei