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LiteratureRe: Which Novel Has Made You Crack Your Rib With Laughter? by lilkech(m): 2:42pm On Jun 25, 2012
the funniest book of all time has got to be :

THE BOOK OF NIGERIA AND ITS DEMOCRATIC GOVERNANCE

it is still being written by God himself up till this moment

your copy comes out once you are dead

click HERE to grab your copy now
RomanceRe: Help! She Is Too Ugly For My Liking by lilkech(m): 2:25pm On Jun 25, 2012
kenny2gbaski: It all started almost 9 years ago, secondary school days, met her via a popular networking mode in a popular newspaper then and we started the normal Online dating, you know all those kinda luv in tokyo stuffs, We do talk on phone like 6hrs out of the whole 24hrs of a day.

She lives in another state and we both promised on seeing each other just the way young lovers do but i happen to have the overprotective type of parents so i couldnt travel out of my own state to see her, explained this to her and she understand and promised to wait for more time. we continued like that for about 3 years until we both gained admissions into different universities, though i chose to study oversea which really made matters complicated cos we hardly talk unlike before

I Decided to move on after 5years of ghost-dating (U know what i mean) and the truth was things wasn't so similar, I ve really fallen so much in love with my unseen girlfriend in such a way that i just couldn't keep physical relationship for more than a month, then get back to my unseen love again, at a point i felf i was going crazy, that continued repeatedly until we lost contact for a whole year, we are both through with school and i v got a good job here back home, now My Parents wants me to get married,

I've been into few relationships but none of this girls seems to be my type of woman to get married to, the only option on my mind was my Unseen girlfriend, though i never saw her but considering the fact that we v talked for almost 8 years and knew each other so well, she seems to be my type of girl, but the problem is i have never seen her, except for an unclear pic she sent to my phone few years back.
Yeah, she was lazy to learn how to browse the internet and use some social sites which would have been better for us both. anyways decided to give her one more shot by getting her new contacts from her friends. gave her a surprise call on her birthday and she was over excited, we talked for some days, had it at the back of my mind to settle down with her, no matter how Beautiful or Ugly she is. later she told me she was now on Facebook, gave her my username to add me. was busy checking my Fb wall every minute for new request, couldn't sleep all through the night, not until morning when i eventually saw the request and accepted.

Guess what?? i met the shocker of my life! I couldn't eat throughout the day, she was pretty much more ugly looking than i can ever imagined, even though i said i ll go for her no matter how ugly she was, but the ugliness was just too much for me to bear. Not even the best makeup could do a good justice to it. Can't even thinking of living at the same roof with her not to talk of going to bed with her. Very short, Chubby with no Cool face whatsoever, she looks more like a younger Patricia in Eddie murphy's "NORBIT" movie. (Those who watched 'll understand).

I'm 6ft tall, a bit dark and kinda muscular, u can imagine my pain considering our appearances especially if we happen to go out together. Now am so confused, I really wanna quit but where would i really start from after getting to know someone for 9 years? i do luv her still but her face and appearance aint doing any justice. My folks are already on my neck concerning marriage issue and the truth is i don't just wanna get married for the sake of doing it.

What do u think?? what would u rather do? leave your 9yr lover for being so ugly and marry someone who u haven't known and studied for so long cos u couldn't stand your last girl's looks?? I need serious advice please. Thanks
so you are telling us that this babes face 'DOES NOT ENCOURAGE' friendship ?

one begins to wonder in whose image and likeness she was created
Jokes EtcRe: New Word In D Dictionary. by lilkech(m): 8:53pm On Jun 24, 2012
this post has been facrooked
Jokes EtcRe: The Blondes by lilkech(m): 8:47pm On Jun 24, 2012
this post is in an intensive care unit at gbagbo memorial
Jokes EtcRe: Greatest Mumu Ever!!! by lilkech(m): 8:44pm On Jun 24, 2012
this post has been sleeping
Jokes EtcRe: Rhaatid!!! Check How Smart I Am® by lilkech(m): 8:40pm On Jun 24, 2012
this post has been confused
Jokes EtcRe: The Ideal Huband Material by lilkech(m): 8:38pm On Jun 24, 2012
^^^

this post has run to the chemist
Jokes EtcRe: Please Carry Me Along ...... by lilkech(m): 8:35pm On Jun 24, 2012
'TPWODF713'

this post was on Dana flight 713
Jokes EtcRe: The Ideal Huband Material by lilkech(m): 8:29pm On Jun 24, 2012
this post lacks vitamins
PoliticsRe: GEJ Appoints Col. Sambo Dasuki (RTD) As New National Security Adviser by lilkech(m): 9:34am On Jun 23, 2012
hmm . . . yet another f00l to take charge over a drowning ship
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Wuse II Abuja (Crystal Lounge) by lilkech(m): 9:29am On Jun 23, 2012
9ijaprince: Must you insult Mr President? Imbec*lie
it wasnt an insult. The man is a certified fisherman
CrimeRe: 4 Die In Cult Clash In Calabar by lilkech(m): 5:23pm On Jun 22, 2012
^^^

aro rugged buccaneer !
BusinessRe: GTBank Compulsory Verification Scam Alert: Public Notice!!!! by lilkech(m): 2:13pm On Jun 22, 2012
^^^

interesting. thats a first
BusinessRe: GTBank Compulsory Verification Scam Alert: Public Notice!!!! by lilkech(m): 2:09pm On Jun 22, 2012
have you all noticed that its only GTB customers that get those sort of emails?

all my friends that use other various banks dont receive such emails from GTB. infact they also get phising emails BUT THE INTERESTING THING TO OBSERVE IS THAT IT IS FROM THEIR OWN RESPECTIVE BANKS.

i personally own a GTB account but have never ever received an email from any other bank except UBA (where i also have an account)

these things lead one to believe that all these our so called banks are selling their customers 'online' details to email marketing companies who in turn retail it to 9ja yahoo yahoo boiz
EducationRe: Federal Polytechnic Owerri(nekede) 2012/2013 Post Ume & Admissions Thread by lilkech(op): 6:36pm On Jun 20, 2012
^^^

i have not heard of anyone who purchased his/her own form from lagos. It will be proper to contact a friend/family at owerri to help you purchase yours.

The banks i know that sell the etranzact pins are FINBANK, FCMB & DIAMOND BANK.
PoliticsRe: 3rd Mainland Bridge To Be Closed For Repairs From July 1st - Nov 6th by lilkech(m): 12:53pm On Jun 20, 2012
Laila Ikeji: There will be partial closure of 3rd Mainland Bridge, from 1st July till November 6 2012, for repair work.
has oga fash made his boats and jetty ready to eash traffic already ? Cos if he hasn't lagosians are in for a tough season this year
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: More Bloodier And Deadlier Days Ahead by lilkech(m): 12:35pm On Jun 20, 2012
i tought i heard oga jona say that by june there would be NO MORE BOKO HARAM ?

i hope he didn't mean that they would CHANGE THEIR NAME
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Didier Drogba Signs For Shanghai Shenhua by lilkech(m): 12:26pm On Jun 20, 2012
OGA O!
EducationRe: JAMB To Begin E-testing Next Year by lilkech(m): 11:56am On Jun 20, 2012
E - wetin ? Exam ?

with which server ? on what network ? Via which mast ? To what sattelite ?

this is utter rubbish
CrimeRe: Italian Commits Suicide In EFCC Custody by lilkech(m): 10:19pm On Jun 19, 2012
THIS IS THE CLEANEST . . . SPOTLESS . . . WHITEST LIE I HAVE EVER READ ON NAIRALAND

my eyes actually hurt
NYSCSome Of The Worst Places That Youth Corpers Are Posted To Serve by lilkech(op): 2:40pm On Jun 19, 2012
can you just imagine . . .

that you studied home economics and you were miraculously posted to serve at sokoto state in the only government owned ' public toilet '

or you studied history and was posted to serve at that run down museum at badagry

or you studied linguistics and was posted to serve as a translator between boko haram and nigerian police

or you studied accountancy and was posted to the national assembly to keep records of all the funds that each lawmaker embezzles

or you studied christian religion and was posted to serve at an islamic bank's headquarters

or you studied international relations and you were posted to serve at the Afghanistan Embassy

or you studied zoology and was posted to serve at yankari wild life reserve

or you studied nursing and was posted to serve in the leprosy quarantine centre at borno state

or you studied piloting and was posted to serve on one of the remaining Dana aircrafts

or you studied mechanical engineering and was posted to serve at Peugeot Automobile Nigeria

i cant think of any other scenerio for now, just post yours and let the fun continue.
Car TalkRe: Are Kia And Hyundai Cars As Reliable As Toyota Cars? by lilkech(m): 12:24pm On Jun 19, 2012
[quote author=bashy_demy]I use both Honda and Toyota and i really enjoy them, but not sure about KIA and HYUNDAI, am gonna try each of them and see[/quote]"try each of them" ?

moto no be shoe o
EducationRe: Imo State University (IMSU) 2012/2013 Admissions & Post Ume Thread by lilkech(op): 11:40am On Jun 18, 2012
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EducationRe: Federal Polytechnic Owerri(nekede) 2012/2013 Post Ume & Admissions Thread by lilkech(op):
the examination dates are EITHER on the 5th - 7th or the 21st - 23rd of July.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Shalom Church, Trikania , Kaduna by lilkech(m): 12:52pm On Jun 17, 2012
petokey: Even the Security in USA cannot stop the riot in Kaduna now. I just have to run to a safe place. God help us.
tell me where this SAFE place
EducationFederal Polytechnic Owerri(nekede) 2012/2013 Post Ume & Admissions Thread by lilkech(op): 6:09pm On Jun 15, 2012
Federal Polytechnic Owerri (NEKEDE) post ume forms are on sale at any UBA branch and it costs N1,500. Jambites will walk into the bank and fill a deposit slip to get their pins.


for more information send an email to me at ' claverest@mxit.im ' and i will be glad to help out.

good luck
Jokes EtcRe: Tricky Question! by lilkech(m): 9:08am On Jun 15, 2012
this post has been laughing
Jokes EtcRe: What Are Girls Really Good At? by lilkech(m): 9:04am On Jun 15, 2012
this post has not eaten
Jokes EtcRe: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by lilkech(m): 9:02am On Jun 15, 2012
this post is planting cassava
EducationRe: Imo State University (IMSU) 2012/2013 Admissions & Post Ume Thread by lilkech(op): 9:02am On Jun 14, 2012
the link is

www.imsupostume.org

IMSU's (Imo State University) post ume exam date was postponed.

The days for the examinations are now from the 18th to 20th of July 2012.

good luck
Jokes EtcRe: the witches. . .hehehehe by lilkech(m): 3:23pm On Jun 12, 2012
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