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Alusi Okija: Wetin concern this your story with this thread?!

Do you sell Tiger head battery as an occupation?!

yes, i import them in 40ft containers and thankfully religion is not a factor in my business

according to my post some people 'liken' themselves/lives to that of a disposable battery.


Do you?

how can a sane human being liken him/herself to t'iger head finger battery' ?


as in ehn, what do you think will happen to this life you are living now (your ups and downs, loves and hates, good and evil, wars and peace, friends and enemies, family and all other strangers e.t.c) once you die ?


is it that you just go blank ? enter into a state of nothingness ? as in at that time you take your last breath do you think that you just go 'OFF' ?


as much as all i stated above seem true according to our common sense, physical earthly science and nature I STILL CHOOSE TO DIFFER because i was born with with the elements of HOPE, FAITH and an UNCOMMON sense .

something has to happen to this life you and me are currently living after we die


please if you do/do not believe in God and wish to convert someone, go to the person or get the person to come to you and then make your business clear to them. do not do so here as your seriousness wont be seen

if you claim you are an atheist but in reality you are not . . . i pray God forgives this 'life' you are living now


bone say dis na internet, dat baba wey dey the SUPERNATURAL world dey look u

antartica: The more scums like that die,the better for innocent nigerians. That is if there are innocent nigerians left in that dungeon. The country is in a dog eat dog pact. Even kids are up for what they can aggressively grab at the expense of others.

A country on a part of extinction,where fundamental ignorance and hopelessness reign.

this particular truth stings like a bee

wey you OP


the fone never commot

im still wondering how a confirmed 'CRAZE MAN' can settle down and write a STATEMENT or come out with a CONFESSION


dat one na HOLY KOLO KRAZE


NL, i hail all of una o !


wonders are just beginning on this website

why una too dey '4LK 4LK' every day ?

^^^

ok. so in your own opinion for the man to ejaculate into the woman at this stage is bad ?

Plz tell me exactly what happened in a similar case which you witnessed ?

i heard that if a man goes to bed with his wife (and they have unprotected sex) while she is breast feeding that the infant child would die once it suckles from its mom

a friend of mine told me this when i queried him about the way he suddenly chases girls anyhow this season that his wife just put to bed

im really interested in this story, please is this statement true anybody? Thanx

roltech: please is there any form of identification on the phone that one can use to identify the difference between symbian and java phones

there are 3 specific features found on symbian fones.

1. The 'pen & C' buttons found on only symbian s60 version 1 & 2 fones

2. The symbian menu button (holding this is used to trigger multi tasking)

3. It can process '.sis' extention files

SHIKENA

hmm


this is serious


do you know that if a 1 magnitude quake strikes 9ja no single housing structure will survive ?

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Does it matter? The Nigerian senate is sitting, not Biafra. . .[/color][/quote]since nigeria decided to lockdown & direct the affairs of biafra it was resolved that the nigerian senate observe the presence of their representative.


it seems you are new in the house . . . if not you would recall most past agendas at our sittings


i still move against any disciplinary action against the MOD


he has deposited OUR bribe ($40million) into MY swiss account, i will arrange for my banker to share and disburse your individual share to your various doorsteps

so scrap the bill and inform your gatemen and thugs to expect the bullion vans this week

i am senator odikaegonaefuefu representing biafra central


i move against the motion

na question u dey ask me or na joke u wan joke with me


take time o

SMH !


rubbish thread


i thought there was a fone section

this is the most UNI-nteresting paragraph ever to be displayed on my poor screen

9ice writeup

who brought dis kind of thread here


there is a games section

LARGE = K E C H


little = k e c h


mine means the lil one

finn: U shld av jus said all d women shld jus remain spinsters.

abi o


because all men possess one or more of those characteristics

ekeroyal: What do we call this?

PARAGRAPH

if you are asleep and a spider walks over you or the celign above you (that type of spider that jumps and scavenges) you would have a very bad nightmare



if you have a child that bed wets, just cook a delicious meal of roast agama lizards (the males with the red heads) and serve to the child for the predicament to stop asap

dani1luv: mstcheeeeww
big head

pimple d1ck


i fit bet say na u seun wan sack


since ben na d 'spiritual' mod


sorry in advance


ps: job opening dey for mod position at www.koboland.com, with your cv and experience e nor get as u nor go get d work


unemployment nor good o !

Thank me l8r

dani1luv: huh?

hah !

this is the funniest thread in the whole of NL

OMG !!


r u trying to blind us with this hopeless paragraph you call a joke ?


na wah o !

this one dat seun wants a new mod 4 this section it seems as if one of the existing mods would soon retire or get fired



DANI or BEN . . . who would get kicked out ?