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Be like say d op been go lagos go dey COUNT BRIDGE when d agberos been outsmart am

There are different kinds of jobs

WHITE COLLAR JOB

BLUE COLLAR JOB

BLACK COLLAR JOB

& introducing

HOLY COLLAR JOB

Lemme ask a question


if konji dey catch me and i no get babe, make i

1. self-service

2. RUN GO FIND ARSHIAWO

?

Im confused

^^^

as a kid at inter science class i learned of the notorious hymen

i then confirmed its existence many years later as a teenager

what keeps the 'virgin t0t0' blood free till first sex . . . ?

The HYMEN

she told me lotz of things dat day, like how i can cum in her arzehole as i wished cos she wont get pregnant (she obviously rates contacting std's as a secondary implication)

d babe in question is just 17 yrs old.

I know of some guys dat do dis kind of stuff to the arshi's they patronize but i suspect them to be bisexuals as they exzibit some randomly queer characters at times.

Me i naturally love and adore t0t0 but i am thinking dat if i miss this opportunity to try this sex style out i might never get it again.

Plus there is a hymen . . . Ive confirmed it personally. If u didnt have/notice urs then question your houseboy or uncle who was living with u while growing up.

when men say "hole na hole" what we simply mean/imply is that "different faces and body types - all have the same hole"

but im sure there is a huge difference between a lady's t0t0 and her arzehole . . . If u wanna find out just insert your index finger into both your holes and feel the difference.

Im supposed to meet with the babe 2moro, i am contemplating bleeping her arzehole full time. I jst hope the resultant stench would be bearable

Can u imagine !!!

After wooing this particular babe for up to 3 months and finally reaching the stage of intimate love exchange she drops this bombshell


after the usual (and unusuall) pre-intimacy she just looks me in the eye and tells me that she cant allow me 4lk her in her t0t0, she instead presents her arzehole to me to slot my sim card into.

I asked why and she swears dat she is a virgin and her mom always performs regular checks on her to know when she gets deflowered, she said her life will be over if her family found out she was no longer a virgin. She said all her previous boyfriends were contented blowing her arzehole and i should join the bandwagon.

I lost my apetite for sex dat particular night but i kinda like this babe wan kain sha.

Wot should i do? I have never had 'arzehole' sex b4 but i watch it being done on all porn films i watch. If i try it with her can it make me start developing 'bisexual' feelings or tendencies?

Should i quit wot i have with d babe? Or taste her commodity b4 splitting?

I met this girl dat claims to b a virgin. Told me she only 4ks via her arzehole.

Wot happened next is anoda tale

We Nigerians are darned fools ( a spade remains a spade )

130 universities producing over 5 million graduates per year ( clap - clap - clap )

WHERE ARE THE GOD FORSAKEN JOBS GOING TO MATERIALIZE FROM EHN ?

# i cry 4 9ja #

They better bury that coffin in a secluded place or ' TOMB RAIDERS ' will attack and rob even the dead withney houston

My best games according to genres is

fifa12
battlefield3
midnight club la
ff7 (ps1)
gta4
mgs gop
uncharted series

the worst games ive played are

pes series

y me:
I use it in class to read article for my course
I search for meaning to words that are new to me
I get instant message on when I need to be at work (student ambassador)
I receive/send instant mails pertaining to important stuffs from uni/work
I travel world wide (News)
Keeps me closer to my friends/families
I hardly spend much cash recharging my phone

I can go on and on sweetie. BB is just like many other phones and if a person tend to pick a blackberry for reasons (either useless or useful reasons) best known to him/her that's their choice.

all this one na WASH

bb is just a gossip ready fone for gossips . . . Datz why more girls use it

if u know the amount of rumours that fly around since the advent of bb in 9ja ehn . . .

Why do you think some major countries with better economies than 9ja have BANNED the fone

i used mine for 2 months and sold it . . . I hate being attached to a handset that can both expose my personal life to people or enable people keep on saying stupid things just because they wanna get attention on the www

I Just played the game

it needs a total overhauling

too bad i cant programme

will try to download it again in a year

WHAT DO WE USE OUR BBS FOR?

BBM
FB
TWITTER
ROTATE FUNNY DPS
UPLOAD GLAMOUROUS PIX
PLAY MP3S
SNAP ANYTHING SNAPPABLE
YOUTUBE
and last but not the least

follow our posts on NAIRALAND

I DARE SOMEONE TO ADD SOMETHING MEANINGFUL TO MY LIST

IF I START BY SAYING " I TOLD YOU SO " IT WILL BE LIKE I AM PRAISING MYSELF


I PROPHESIED THE DEMISE OF THIS JOKES SECTION A WHILE AGO AND PRESENTED SIMPLE SOLUTIONS TO THAT EFFECT AND WHAT HAPPENED ?


THE SAME ONES WE CALL MODS LOCKED UP THAT THREAD AS SOON AS IT GOT STARTED AND MEMBERS WERE DELIBERATING

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-777482.0.html

WHAT SORT OF RUBBISH THREAD IS THIS ?


WHERE IS MY BELOVED OFF TOPIC BAR ?

Tippy Top:
@lilkech

Violent has used logic to kill all your points., stop embarassing yourself man.

IT IS THIS TYPE OF REPLIES THAT EMBARRAS ME . . . AND NOT WHAT VIOLENT IS SAYING

DONT YOU KNOW THAT WHAT IS LOGICAL IN US IS 4KD UP IN NIGERIA ?


NDLEA SPENT MILLIONS IN TRAINING THEIR DOGS ( the whole lot of them ) AND HAD TO BUY JUST ONLY 2 BUSSES AT THE COST OF €25,000 EACH TO ACCOMMODATE THEIR DOGS

SO FROM THE ABOVE STATEMENT IT IS A DERIVED FACT THAT NDLEA MIGHT HAVE A NUMBER OF TRAINED DOGS ( highest 20 of them cos they wont be allowed to breed ) WHICH THEY USE ON ONLY SPECIAL OCCASIONS TO BUST DRUG DEALERS . . . AND ON THIS SAME AMOUNT OF DOGS THEY HAVE ALREADY SPENT MILLIONS + €50,000 ( and still counting )


MY DEAR FELLOW . . . DO YOU KNOW EXACTLY/APPROXIMATELY HOW MANY CHECK POINTS, CHURCHES, CAR PARKS ETC ARE IN THE NORTH ( where most of the bomb blasts have occured so far ? )

CAN YOU BEGIN TO IMAGINE HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF DOGS WILL BE ENOUGH TO SIGNIFICANTLY CHECK THE ACTIVITIES OF THOSE BOMBERS ? NDLEA HAD JUST A HAND FULL OF THE DOGS AND IT CUT THEIR BUDGET LIKE A KNIFE

NOW COMPARE THE NDLEA TO THE POLICE FORCE . . . BOTH THEIR FORCE SIZE, WAY THEY OPERATE ETC . . . ARE THEY THE SAME ?

I LIVE NEAR A POLICE BARRACK AND CAN CONFIDENTLY TELL YOU THAT OVER 60% OF THEM ARE YET TO COLLECT THEIR OCTOBER TILL DATE SALARIES FROM OUR FEDERAL GOVT

SHOULD THE GOVT NOW USE THAT OWED MONEY TO IMPORT THE TRAINED DOGS ? POLICE HAVE NO WEAPONS, INFRASTRUCTURE, VEHICLES, SALARIES ETC . . . AND YOU FEEL THAT ADDING DOGS TO THEIR GROWING PAINS WILL SOLVE OUR BOMB ISSUES ? THEY HAVE CHILDREN WHO NEED THEIR PROPER CARE AT HOME SO LET THEM FINISH WITH THEIR OWN CURRENT RESPONSIBILITIES BEFORE ADOPTING BINGO TO ADD TO THEIR PROBLEMS

GEJ DURING THE SUBSIDY PALAVA IMPORTED 1,600 BUSES TO AID THE WHOLE COUNTRY . . . HOW MANY DOGS DO YOU THEN BELIEVE HE WILL IMPORT TO AID ONLY THE NORTH ? GEJ USER 1 BILLION TO FEED HIMSELF SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK HE WILL USE IN FEEDING THE DOGS ? NIGERIA THAT HAS A VERY POOR CONTINUITY POLICY ?


HOW DARE YOU SAY THERE IS LOGIC IN VIOLENTS REASONING . . . HIGHEST BOKO HARAM BOYS WILL RUB JUJU ON THEIR BOMBS AND BINGO WONT EVEN BLINK AS THEY PASS CHECKPOINTS WITH IT PERCHED HIGH ON THEIR HEADS

STOP WATCHING TOO MUCH MOVIES AND CNN AND COMPARING NIGERIA TO US, UK OR SA . . . NDLEA CAN MANAGE TO HARNESS JUST A NUMBER OF DOGS BUT NOT THE POLICE

NIGERIA CANT EVEN TRAIN THEIR OWN DOGS . . . AND YOU WANNA BRING GLORIFIED BINGOS OVER HERE FOR BOKO HARAM ?

chei . . . if this mata gets raised at the national assembly that person will kilk his/her political career sharply

WE ARE DISCUSSING THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN NIGERIA AND THE US OR NIGERIA AND THE UK ( so drop all those fancy words and figures of the US vs UK you want to use to further confuse yourself )

HOW MANY NDLEA CHECKPOINTS HAVE YOU SEEN IN NIGERIA ? IN FACT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DOG AT A HIGHWAY CHECKPOINT IN NIGERIA IN YOUR FULL LIFE ?

weda to sniff your allaged home or factory made bomb . . . BINGO NOR GO WORK

u no go school ? THIS IS 9JAH OH !

violent:
@dasparrow:

First: Millions of Nigerians own dogs and spend a lot of resources caring for them, the attitude of a certain culture or tribe is not enough to rationalize the behavior of an average Nigerian towards dogs. I spent an average of 60 grand a month on my rots while in Nigeria and i know of many of my friends that spend closer to that same amount.  Agreed that the care and attention we give to this animals will never come close to what obtains in the UK or US, but should that really be a deciding factor when the country risks implosion and dogs could serve a very useful purpose?


Second:  NDLEA has long employed and spent millions on the use of dogs in its fight against drugs.  Most of the breed it owns were trained from South Africa and the United States. If the use of dogs has proven to be a useful approach towards this cause, why then can we not employ the same approach in a situation that could potentially save the lives of thousands?

Third:  I feel very disturbed that your post seem to hold a dim, ugly view of an average Nigerian.  You portrayed a picture of a country so backward in time, and it's people so crude and unrefined so much so that you wouldn't recommend anyone bringing their dogs to Nigeria. Is that what we are really?

THE FIRST THING I OBSERVED IN THIS YOUR POST IS THAT YOU MENTIONED SOME COUNTRIES WHICH YOU ARE COMPARING NIGERIA TO . . . Eg. USA , UK & SA

YOU CLAIM TO BE IN DIASPORA . . . BUT I DOUBT THAT YOU HAVE EVER LEFT AFRICA IF NOT YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT THE ONLY TWO SIMILARITIES BETWEEN ALL COUNTRIES ARE THE SUN AND MOON WHICH COMES OVER US

IS THE CRIME RATE , ECONOMY , MODE OF OPERATION , STANDARD OF LIVING & ETC THE SAME IN THOSE COUNTRIES ? A DOG IS AN ANIMAL AND THIS FACT ALONE MURDERS THE LOGIC OF YOUR REASONING.

YOU CLAIM HERE IN 9JAH YOU SPEND CLOSE TO 60K ON YOUR DOGS . . . DO YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH IT WILL THEN COST THE FEDERAL GOVT TO MAINTAIN THE DOGS ? * the human being police dem never even collect their salary finish yet *


ANOTHER POSTER MADE HIS OWN POINTS CLEAR FOR YOU TO FOLLOW BUT IT SEEMS YOU ARE GETTING EVEN MORE CONFUSED * but i will still break it down for you *

THIS IS NIGERIA . THIS IS A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY ( call a spade a spade ) . WE ARE BACKWARDS IN ALL RAMIFICATIONS EXCEPT CORRUPTION . 10% OF NIGERIA'S POPULATION EAT DOGS . 50% OF CROSS RIVER ADULTS ARE POLICE OFFICERS ( please note, its very important ) . NIGERIA IS CURRENTLY NOT IN THE MOOD TO BUY & SEW POLICE UNIFORMS FOR BINGO . BOKO HARAM BOYS HAVE NEVER SMILED . . . THEY HAVE AGE OLD WEAPONS THAT CAN EFFECTIVELY RENDER A DOG USELESS ( among other more notorious things ) .


SO BOY DROP THIS IDEA OF YOUR'S . . . OUR COUNTRY'S DEMOCRACY IS NOT THE TYPE WE READ OF IN TEXT BOOKS .

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Them Get Illuminati We Get Okija Shrine [/color]

NO NO NO MY BRO . . . I BEG TO DIFFER

THE EQUIVALENT OF THEIR ILLUMINATI IS OUR ' OGBONI '

AND BETWEEN ME AND YOU WE KNOW WHICH IS MORE POWERFUL

^^^

SO YOU USING YOUR OWN BRAIN IS BY IMPORTING 40FT CONTAINERS OF ' BINGOS ' INTO TIN CAN TO SNIFF OUT BOKO HARAM ? EHHN ?


e don do

i clap 4 u with d back of my hands

* shey una dey look wetin too much 24 & jack bauer dey cause *

SMH violentLY

^^^

HOW CAN YOU GIVE A RAT FISH TO HELP YOU HOLD ?

BRINGING THOSE DOGS INTO THIS COUNTRY WILL BE LIKE STARTING UP A NEW CAMPAIGN OF ' OPERATION FEED THE CALABAR POLICE FORCE '


GOVT CANNOT FEED ITS CITIZENS AND MILITARY REMAINING TO IMPORT MORE MOUTHS TO ADD TO THAT NUMBER

THE POLICE WILL SOONER SELL/KILL/DIS OWN THOSE DOGS THAN FEED THEM

ALLOW ME REMIND YOU THAT ' THIS - IS - 9JAH '

misguided STEWpid/SOUPid fellow living in his dreamz . . . berra b careful lest u sleep on dat bike

skales:
Haters would do/say anything to see me go down,  I swear I no send dem cuz na dem get dia mouth and make dem continue dey run am like. Tap


Nobody ban me,  Mods gave me the go aheaad to chAnge my I.d

So why the f¤ck booqee dey spread wicked lies about me?
Could it be love for my person or she wished to be me

Why me?

IF DEM NO BAN U THEN POST WITH YOUR REAL ID NAH

* shame dem devils *

^^^


I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY . . . BUT I AM LIKING YOUR POST

DONT MIND THE OTHERS . . . THEY KNOW NOT WHO I SPEAK OF

THE NEXT NAMES WEY GO SOON DEY REIGN FOR THIS SECTION NA

GILLZ

FINZ

SHELLZ

* all aquatic & marine like guy names *

smh violently

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD HAVE COLLECTED AND SAID FOR THE VIAGRA SINCE AND EVEN YOU THE MARATHON SELF


* when i for don use d viagra get extra leg ? Why i no go win the race *

I COULD HAVE SWORN I READ THIS STUFF SOMEWHERE JUST NOW

* scrolling and scratching head *

^^^

CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF ' WATCHING TOO MUCH HISTORY CHANNEL ' SYNDROME

[/quote][quote author=violent link=topic=857521.msg10073893#msg10073893 date=1327841399]You are doing a poor job at being funny!

SO SAYS THE SPOKES PERSON FOR THE FUTURE 9JAH POLICE CANINE UNIT

so if you were in a position of presidency at this moment this is the kind of rubbish you would introduce ? i can imagine the headlines then . . .

NIGERIAN PRESIDENT ASSIGNS BINGO'S TO CATCH BOKO HARAM !!!
says the government believes dogs are better equiped than its police force


* i laff in congolese *

MY GREAT GRAND FATHER WAS MACOPOLO . . . GOOGLE CAN TELL YOU THE REST OF MY FAMILY STORY


I WAS BORN WHITE . . . DONT MIND THE COLOR OF MY SKIN TODAY


A RARE SKIN PIGMENT DISORDER CAUSED IT


WHEN I GET OLDER I WILL DEFINITELY TURN RED ( according to my doctor )