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Have you got mxit ?

Then lets hook up online and chat over games, quizes or puzzles

my username is claverest

Guy your case is a natural defect. Its called 'AGABA' syndrome.

Research it on wikipedia

begwong: Garbage!!!.What are you using to chat here?
Na african world abi?

se e you comparing chattin and surfing the web to worshipping God.

4lk you too

Iolo: You must be from the stone age with this mentality.

9ice guess

thank u

but 4lk u

We go 2 church 2 worship and praise God.

The only gadgets allowed are supposed to be musical based

lets not allow the western world lead us into blind sin

lilkech: Last jamb i scored 10

i hope to tripple it this time

hmmm, my signature shows now

up seun !

Last jamb i scored 10

i hope to tripple it this time

Conner44: Judgement fire!

Na wah 4 una o, better go school go read law so that u go fit defend yourself that day

notin like judgement, once you die na dust u go be

i didnt start this thread for pagans and atheists to post on. Tell me something meaningful if you want to contribute or stay off this thread.

Kslib: Nobody is playing a guessing game here.It's just that some people understand the bible more than others,due to the time devoted to studying it.
just relax and watch while answers come from the holy book.

i commend you for your input. Different people have different views concerning this topic and i will like to know for sure what a normal christian is supposed to expect at his/her dying moment.

It hoped this thread would be taken to the front page.

Hello fellow NLnderz

i am a christian and during the teachings of my faith i believe that there must be a day of reckoning for all of us where the Lord will judge us according to our deeds on this earth.

This brings me to ask a direct question to our seasoned christians on this website.

Once a person dies, that person will be judged. But what i want to know is if

1. The persons soul will immediately be taken to the place where it will be judged. Eg. If one dies today, the soul of that person will be called for by the almighty and be judged that same day the person died. If it happens this way then if one dies today it will be proper for that persons soul to find its way to either heaven or hell at that exact moment of death. Maybe hence the issue of people dreaming/dying and ressurecting and claiming to have seen various people in hell or heaven.

OR


2. Once someone dies that persons soul will rest/wait/remain within the persons body or grave untill the whole world comes to an end (untill the much awaited trumpet is blown) then all the dead souls will arise and join the living souls and all will process one by one for their respective judgement in front of the almighty. In this scenerio its possible that one will be reunited with their lost family, friends and relatives one last time before being judged or cases of people claiming to have seen/interacted with the ghosts and spirits of people they knew.

i just want to know some more about this issue (complete with scriptural backing) in order to put some issues concerning my faith into better perspective.

Thanx

AMA KIP KIPing cash in my pockets, wallets and buried in my backyard

4lk SLS and his cashless economy joor

Seun: Hello,

New Nairaland was designed to work perfectly on mobile phones, but some people have reported that it doesn't look good on their phones. If you have that problem, please post about it on this thread, using the format below:
1) Detailed description of the problem you're experiencing with new Nairaland at the moment.
2) The exact name and model of the phone with which you're currently experiencing the problem.
3) The mobile phone browser with which you browse Nairaland when you experience this problem.

We're serious about making New Nairaland usable and functional for everyone.

Thanks!

DEVICE : nokia c2

BROWSER : inbuilt

COMMENT : egbon . . . you have a long way to go

Hello fellow NLndrz

i wish to know your opinions concerning the issue of a professional IT course which a fresh graduate can enroll in (during or after the graduates service period) that will be usefull to employers in the current Nigerian labour market.

The choice institution would be NIIT and the programs that are currently in the mind of the individual is either ORACLE, NETWORKING or JAVA. I know that there are more programs available and all have their weak and strong points hence this thread.

I would love to get opinions and reasons from interested and seasoned posters. The graduate has a B.Eng in AGRICULTURAL ECONOMICS.

Thanx

Na 4 normal jambites to go buy bleaching cream on time oh

Big shout out to all the mums that used JAZZ to hold their husbands till today

Anyone?

Hi

please i wanted to know if i can have an approximate idea of the prices of these vehicles (latest versions) from anyone here

porsche cayenne

bmw x6

range rover sport

toyota land cruiser

please i want to know their various prices in the nigerian market. I can go to google but i need the prices in naira after it must have been cleared into the country.

Thank you

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vanstanzy: This crooks are getting really sophisticated by the day and GTBank management aint doing much about it. Could it be that they are compromising as well? Just asking!

dont you find it funny that its only the banks REAL CUSTOMERS that get sent those emails?

jackpot: ^don't mind d over-serious cunte of a guy

so you are her CLARK KENT and she is your LOUIS LANE

always at hand to clean up her sh1t

nice set up SUPERMAN

me and u no go get talk because of that coco useless rantings

make una 2 just relax dey act, we plenty wey dey watch una film

Inspiration no come at all o

be like say i go give up jokes section for good

freecocoa: Hehehe,who sounds frustrated here?dude I'm unwinding here man,you sound too serious and like someone who has walked the whole of lagos for more than 10 years seeking for job to no avail,I'm not responsible for your misery so please go jump from 3rd mainland bridge and end it all,that will give you the peace that has eluded your sorry life.

i dont blame you at all, after all a deluded man will still end up buying you (even with all your certificates) and keeping you in his house to reproduce for his name.

its not a matter of posting trash and ending it with a smiley

dont think that because you are faceless here means you can spit out any kind of sentence. from your input here we all shall judge your maturity.

@op. 2 bad i had to derail your thread to 'type' sense into someones thick skull.

freecocoa: Dude chillax jorh,like I'm new to you on this forum,that's my own way of showing OP some love,btw I'm married so whatever i do shouldn't break your heart.

no wonder

una don see am na

her husband don lock am 4 house make she dey born 4 am. Come dey buy am subscription make she dey cure her joblessness

u b house abi internet wife ? So no certificate to take find work ? Sorry oh, i feel your frustration e hia

^^^

She is online on NL 24/7, sign of joblesness (unless a mod)

5th class certificate

This boy just got sent to serve his uncle in a heavy rural community. His family was not well to do and they decided to send him to that his uncle in his one room apartment to help him sell market till something better comes up.

One particular night his uncle brought home his babe and she decided to sleep over. during the night bros and his babe decided to 4lk (on top of the poor boys head o) and after whispering his name severally without any answer which confirmed he was asleep, they started wrestling themselves on the bed while the boy slept on the floor.

But the boy was wide awake

The boy closed his ears and didnt initially complain but once he started smelling a very strong and funny odour he became restless.

The stench became soo much that he was about to choke before he decided to unleash his own fart which he had been saving since the last meal of beans and egg with groundnut which he ate the night before.

The boy let out a silent fart 'sssss' and pretended to still be asleep.

OMO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN ME.SS WON THE TROPHY THAT NIGHT

the bros stopped pounding the babe and sniffed the air in the darkness and asked the babe "baby giel, na u me.ss dis kain mess", and the babe replied "honey its not me nah, abeg dey 4lk if u know say u wan 4lk joor".

The bros twitched his nose and ignored the curiously useless smell and continued pumping the babe in anger making her scream in ecstacy. BUT IT DIDNT END THERE

the boy then proceeded to let off another dose of his medicine

BOOOOMSHSSSS ! Another one was let off

this time the babe pushed the bros away and complained, "ah, na wah oh, daddy na u dey do me this thing since abi, so na u dey me.ss abi" ?

The bros come provoke full time


# TO BE CONTINUED AFTER SMOKING MY IGBANA #

for inspiration

aba tablet pc ?

I'd rather buy P3 desktop than that ish for now

Id like my own wedding to look exceptionally . . . DIFFERENT from all that we see today.

I have a picture of both i and my wife adorning GREEN colored attires with a flowing design of leaves.

Adam and Eve style dat year

God and the priest should really be pleased at that . . . It would bring back memories, trigger imaginations and invite criticism

Im grateful for the contributions, all of them.

We will do the best we can and hope all gets better with the boy

IF YOU OPEN THREAD AND LILKECH VENTURE TO POST FOR INSIDE AM EHNN

OMO MEHN

NA YA VILLAGE CAUSE DAT WAN O !

Cine: You cannot economically make a game as big as FF7 on PS3 graphics. Square have said it's too expensive and would take to long.... Also I love FF7. It's my favourite ever game. I would love to re-live the experience on an up to date console. But FF7 is a masterpiece, you start changing things like adding voices etc it wont be the same experience. Any remake will only really let you down.

People keep banging on about a FF7 remake because Square haven't made a better FF since. F13 is a complete let down according to reviews. If Square can make another classic of epic proportions, then people will stop talking about a remake and appreciate it for what it is - a masterpiece that should never be touched.

gbam !


But finally o, if they give you a wish, i bet that you would ask for a remake. All square fans are clamouring for the remake and i can bet my wife that it would come out in due time. Final fantasy has dwindled since VII and square knows this. Even the storyline of the pre VII series are almost as good as if not better than those of VII - XIII. all these X-2, XII-2 and XIII-2 are all flops.

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