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that ' se ke le ke ' stuff is undisputed.


another one i confirmed was anytime you observe 2 fully grown roosters (male fowls)
fighting and there is a female (hen) nearby, just find a long 5inch concrete nail, draw a perimeter (circle) around the fighting fowls and stick the nail in the ground inside the same circle. IT ONLY WORKS IF THE FOWLS ARE FIGHTING OVER A HEN.


as in ehn . . . those chickens will fight to the death


someone try it, its a 150% guaranteed


quote me on this

in those years in lagos anytime we saw cattle eaglets flying in the sky we would raise our hands to them and wave our fingers furiously while singing something like "se-ke-le-ke, se-ke-le-ke sometin sometin" and just like magic by the time the birds fly by we would have white streaks in most of our finger nails.


This one works 100%


feel free to quote me

my babe just called me to say that she was pregnant


i told her that i was too


the fone cut

^^^


e full cloth

^^^


at least i have got a father you can yab


unlike some bast.ardz i know in this section


he he he

mikuz: let them come. God knows we must surely overcome!

mikuz how u dey ?

e don teeh o !

Mehn make una no too cry 4 dat guy


if u check am well him fit be d 9ja version of ' GHOST RIDER '


he he he

lol


d writeup was kinda funny sha


but wait o gbagbo


wot was up with oga thomas's wellington boots ?

Harbioollah: Be frank wif urself...ow many of dis do women do...mayb 3 or less?

abi o


but my life will be rosy with that kind of babe by my side


minus a few of those stubborn kids

Ruqaya: Unemployment rate is increasing rapidly, otherwise there won't be this kind of thread.
Mtcheww

abi o

as na weekend today, i dey expect more hopeless threads from the 'employed' jokerz

booqee: Why are there very few comment on this thread, and just 3posters asides d op since d day before yesterday?? I know why, but i won't say it.....

whisper it naw


in ma ear


e hear ?

@op : nice thread

^^^


ok o


but remember say computer village don dey sell ' pidgin english ' keyboard. na him i dey use take write you now


na my broda dey sell am, if u ready i go give u him shop number.

Nice jokes


thumbz up

Talking: ^^^^ bros, U̶̲̥̅̊ don try well well, infact U̶̲̥̅̊ don almost steal M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ show from m̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ sef. Kudos boss, keep ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥ flowing

almost ? . . . lol , thanx


but ermm, bros o . . . this one wey u dey reply me dey type with ̊BOX̊ and "τ" (only sango sabi wetin this one mean)


how i go take sabi say u know dey yab me with style ?


this one wey u dey type with congolese keyboard

booqee: what are u feeling like??

i dey feel like obasanjo

along with ma homie 2face

[quote author=ti-ebe]una de forbid to answer man pikin for dis nairaland? Make una tell me wetin de happen na[/quote]wetin u wan make we talk ?

Berra dey ready wetin u go dey explain give ur great grand children when dem start to dey ask u about nepa wahala

2buff: Well would you?

hell no . . . why ?

because she is considered to be ' FINISHED GOODS'

thank God im a man

money wey she go use start business/life after service na him she take service dem kobo haram people dem.

Well, na woman sha . . . If u check am well one chairman don pay finish 4 her head

kudos to her

me i nor dey watch film nowadays

na so so radio i dey hear

u wan know wetin i don learn 4rm am ?

1. FM dey always clear pass AM . . . no mata d radio type

2. E get 5 types of aboki transistor radio and 2 types of world reciever

3. Cost of Finger battery don double since subsidy

4. If i join wire 4rm my radio antenna reach our nepa pole i go dey catch super sport 3 live

5. Palito na the strongest radio till date . . . small body no b sickness

6. If u wan call radio station to win prize, start to dey dial their number 20mins before d time

7. U no go fit ever tune your world reciever radio catch any haboki hausa station unless d haboki himself do am 4 u . . . lie lie !

8. If u dey use earphone dey hear walkman 4 road babes go laff u and keke napep go must jam u ontop

9. Na 2ru radio u go sabi say radio nigeria na d worst station 4 the whole of west africa . . . make their jingle no decieve u

10. during midnight radio drive the presenters dey always smoke gooff . . . on code oh

op, i never try ?

[quote author=MOGUL.O]NOW THIS IS THE JOKE.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote]yeah thanx

although it wasnt intended as a joke sha

booqee: worever!

i see

dani1luv: A female officer arrested a man for "drunk driving".

The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law."

"Great idea," the drunk replies. "Boooobieeee!"













the officer fainted

this is the worst odour of crap ever to be sniffed by my poor nostrils on NL

booqee: I've been thinking, wouldn't it be cool if we decide to take nl jokes section to another level. Like say, lets us meet in real life?!
We could just organise a small dig just for d purpose of meeting each another, and feel d real us. Dunno bout you guys, but sometimes i itch to know d real swtchicgurl, bunmioguns, bingbagbo, vicky, donkollione, jackpot, idowuogbo, lucario, sutoboy, ekeroyal, otooro, vivly, ruqaya, mustspin, sinthesis, eldav, agybabe, homar, araregem, bright, new bin, dyt, toygod, dani1luv, mugulo ben10 oderemo, skales, etc. and d rest of us! Its gonna be fun, i think!

But what dyou think??

ha ha ha . . . wow !

Another level? Feel the real you?

Wait oh, u guys should meet under what theme?

Blind date? orgy? Alumnai? Group Intimacy? Sorority? Minajetua?

Just curious

I thereby plead not guilty for for finding this thread interesting

nellycul28: otooro a.k.a (toto)

na wah 4 u o

e be like say nairaland spambot don go vatican leave

bright007: Driving by in my escalade!

guy u never still abandon this snatched moto ?

Na wah oh

the IGP himself is a certified ' kobo haram ' don

tell him lilkech said so

also let NPF call my banker with my cheque

chei !

abeg make una free okija with him juju oh

for the struggling masses . . . PHCN + DSTV = CROCODILE SWALLOW YOUR MONEY

simple

mercedes 911 tipper

rubbish

cant reverse without opening the drivers door and leaning dangerously (easier when drivhng with your boy)

If u check it well those people are not the real parents of the poster


sniff . Sniff . do you smell a bas.tard ?

Let her be

all those things na her 'take away' package