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Gaming › Re: Final Fantasy 7 Remake by lilkech(op): 7:27am On Mar 14, 2012
What of ff8 ? Squall and his adventures were okay too then followed by ff3
Gaming › Re: Final Fantasy 7 Remake by lilkech(op): 7:40pm On Mar 13, 2012
Im yet to play Xiii-2 and i dnt know of your mmo 14 & 15.

But to you, after ffvii, what other ff do you think would take second place according to storyline?
Health › Re: My 3-Year-Old Nephew Is A "Drug Addict". Help! by lilkech(op): 6:24pm On Mar 13, 2012
We lock up all drugs in the top cabinet on the shelf.

Sometimes we accidentally leave it open and he would get to it by climbing our window buglary. His eyes are always looking at that shelf waiting for a moment to strike.

His dad used to keep the drugs in his clothes wardrobe before but since its in the room and the wardrobe is usually used early in the mornings and at night the parents frequently forget to lock up after themselves (due to work rush at mornings and tiredness at night) and trust the little man to be there to CLEAN UP after them, the worst is that nobody will know he has been raiding the stockpile till we either catch him red handed or he emerges from the room with a 'white trickle' down his mouth.
Health › Re: My 3-Year-Old Nephew Is A "Drug Addict". Help! by lilkech(op): 6:06pm On Mar 13, 2012
My pipo we have tried everything. We have seen several doctors and they told us he is normal and just has a queer taste for things.

If he begins to chew panadol extra in front of u ehhn . . . In fact the more you hear the tablets being crunched in his smiling mouth you would be forced to either look away or vomit on his behalf.

He hates using water to take drugs as he loves its taste lingering in his mouth after chewing the tablets, we force him to drink the water afterwards to rinse his mouth. Syrups dont faze him no matter how bitter (chloroquine e.t.c)

He rarely gets sick but has improvised several tactics to get FREE DRUGS by pretending to be sick (head or stomach pains) but the family has sinced wisened up to his antics.

He begs for medicine as a trophy for doing well at home and in school. This behavior started once he learned how to walk.

Its serious to us over here but you all are treating it as a joke.

Chei !!
Crime › Re: 4 Die In Cult Clash In Calabar by lilkech(m): 2:25pm On Mar 13, 2012
avo klansmen !!!

Eediots
Crime › Re: 4 Die In Cult Clash In Calabar by lilkech(m): 2:23pm On Mar 13, 2012
aro mate !!


Fools
Health › My 3-Year-Old Nephew Is A "Drug Addict". Help! by lilkech(op): 12:28pm On Mar 13, 2012
My nephew is a drug addict. Is as simple as that to say but hard to comprehend. Let me tell you how he is an addict.

The boy loves to literally EAT drugs . He can grab a packet of paracetamol and chew the whole tablets. Or steal a bottle of syrup (of any type) and down the whole contents.

In my uncles house all the medication are kept on tall locked shelves. But the boy always finds a way or avenue to get to the cabinet and devour the drugs.

There was once a time he ate 5 tablets of lexotan (1.5mg) before my aunt spotted him and he had to be rushed to the hospital for his system to be flushed. We fed him red/palm oil to see if he would vomit the drugs as usual but he didnt that time. The family is worried that his case would get out of hand as we cannot keep guarding medicine like this always because of this child. I dont know why he likes bitter things too much.

Even kolanut is a delicacy to him and he actually prefers licking coffee to milo. Keep trebor peppermint and panadol in front of him and he would waste no time in reaching for the latter, i just tire.

Abeg what can we do to stop the boy from killing himself o . . My. Fellow NL pipo
Gaming › Re: Final Fantasy 7 Remake by lilkech(op): 11:17am On Mar 13, 2012
I have played all the final fantasy series except 5, 6, and 9.

I believe if they redo the game and just revamp the graphics and add a few cuts to the story line it would make the game a hit anew. The ps3 is here and that hand would need to show its muscles.
Gaming › Final Fantasy 7 Remake by lilkech(op): 1:54pm On Mar 12, 2012
Do you remember the hit rpg of 1999/2000 from squaresoft ? What of the hit movie (final fantasy - advent children) ?

Well i was hunting up and down on fora online and i am placing a bet on the move of square enix making a new version of final fantasy vii on the ps3. It would be the same basic storyline but as usual everything will be revamped to standard.

Just imagine that game with reinvented visuals (like playing advent children on ps3) . It should be classic . . . Or what do you think?
Nairaland General › Re: Let's Give Seun Time To Rebuild Nairaland by lilkech(m): 12:59pm On Mar 12, 2012
DID SEUN SMOKE GUN POWDER BEFORE DOING THIS ISH ?
Family › Re: British Family Considering Move To Nigeria. Advice Welcomed :) by lilkech(m): 12:33am On Mar 06, 2012
@op :

THEY SEE YOU

THEY MONITOR YOU

THEY KIDNAP YOU
Phones › Re: E71 And Blackberry Curve 2: Which One Wil U Choose? by lilkech(m): 11:44pm On Mar 05, 2012
Hey , guess what

I just asked myself what is soo 4kd about a bb

and i got a revelation

WHY MUST MY BATTERY ALWAYS HAVE TO DIE IMMEDIATELY I START DOING ANYTHING WITH THIS USELESS FONE

bb has many things but they are useless since there is poor battery backup time . . . Must i always be flinging charger or visiting neighbours at odd hours to charge fone ? because of bbm ?

Isnt that classic SLAVERY !
Education › Re: My Son Cannot Count Numbers by lilkech(m): 1:24am On Mar 05, 2012
Oohhh !

Why all this long talk for olodo pikin

make him papa start on time buy half plot for olodi mount d boy mechanic workshop

now wey d price of land nor dey too much

olodo pikin
Politics › Re: Ikemba Ojukwu Vs M.K.O Abiola: Who Is More Popular In Nigeria? by lilkech(m): 1:05am On Mar 05, 2012
what is MKO ?

where is OJUKWU ?

do you know WHO I AM ?
Phones › Re: Qwerty Or Touchscreen Phones Which Do You Prefer? by lilkech(m): 11:07am On Mar 03, 2012
Touchscreens r the ish


wey my iPhone users in d house smiley
Gaming › Re: Lcd Or Led? Which Is Best For Ps3 by lilkech(m): 1:13pm On Mar 02, 2012
Black & white tv for picture and transistor radio for sound
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can He Get Out\renounce Cultism by lilkech(op): 1:03pm On Mar 02, 2012
Thank you all for the contributions.

It shall be well with him. Amen
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can He Get Out\renounce Cultism by lilkech(op): 7:57pm On Mar 01, 2012
^^^
okay from the first reply being born again is paramount to solving this problem.


so then by shunning all acts of ungodliness u mean he should

1. Quit all cult activities

2. Quit interacting with all members of the cult

the above are indeed mandatory, but he needs to be saved spiritually as well as physically because if he takes the steps above the cultists will just keep visiting and pestering him ( maybe kill/maim him ) for renouncing.

Are there special prayers to be said? Deliverance session to book? Bible verses to take into consideration? I just want to know what it should take to help him save himself.

I actually advised him to drop out or travel out, was it wise of me ?

thank you for your contribution
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can He Get Out\renounce Cultism by lilkech(op): 6:18pm On Mar 01, 2012
^^^

i actually told him to do so but he insisted that telling them would be akin to endorsing his death warrant.

Being born again is a nice step.

Thanx 4 your input. I can see that NL religious peeps dont even know what to contribute on this issue.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Army And Navy Which One Is The Best To Join by lilkech(m): 3:52pm On Mar 01, 2012
jumpmasta:
My brother ,you are very ignorant, shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
okay o

i know not and i agree that i dont know but i am willing to know more

so my very dear Mr. Sabinus, oya let me know what you think you know that i do not know . . .


Waiting . . .


Still waiting . . .


Yawns !
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Army And Navy Which One Is The Best To Join by lilkech(m): 3:51pm On Mar 01, 2012
jumpmasta:
My brother ,you are very ignorant, shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
okay o

i know not and i agree that i dont know but i am willing to know more

so my very dear Mr. Sabinus, oya let me know what you think you know that i do not know . . .


Waiting . . .


Still waiting . . .


Yawns !
Christianity Etc › How Can He Get Out\renounce Cultism by lilkech(op): 2:33pm On Mar 01, 2012
Ive heard numerous news of people renouncing their cult publicly either in church or at a gathering. It makes me help a friend seek a solution to his own problem.


He is a christian from a nice family background. He went into the university and joined a cult group. Now he is seeking forgiveness and is repentant. He claims he hasnt personally killed or raped or robbed anyone or even patronised any babalawo for charms due to cultism but he has escaped death on several occasions.

How can this guy renounce his cult status? Because he claims he joined just to experience it and im sure that for him to just abstain from their activities or dodge his fellow cult members is not enough since he has up to 2 more years to stay in dat university before he graduates.

How can he be TOTALLY FREE FROM THE CULT HE IS IN ?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Army And Navy Which One Is The Best To Join by lilkech(m): 2:04pm On Mar 01, 2012
Navy : gentleman status, nice uniform, excessive study ( olodo no go get promotion ), no aid or pa till d rank of captain, nice pay ( less outside runs )


Army : gangster status, rugged uniform, enough pa & aids from rank of major ( Navy Sub-Liutenant ), okay pay ( enough outside runs ), license to flaunt weapons erratically, promotion borders basically on peace keeping missions.

Army has the highest amount of personnel followed by Navy then Airforce.
Politics › Re: Electronic Voting Likely In 2015 - Jega by lilkech(m): 12:06pm On Mar 01, 2012
Na zinox go collect this contract na


na 2 go find work 4 there so that after the election i go see "take away" carry go house


#asusual#
Politics › Re: Electronic Voting Likely In 2015 - Jega by lilkech(m): 12:01pm On Mar 01, 2012
Na zinox go collect this contract na
Business › Re: FG Collaborate With China To Set Up 100 Rice Mills by lilkech(m): 10:17am On Mar 01, 2012
nddc rice project
Car Talk › Re: Nigeria Senate Order Frsc To Stop Issuance Of New Vehicle Licensing by lilkech(m): 10:11am On Mar 01, 2012
No mind the fools


once im fed up with them i go just go shop buy pemanent marker or chalk take design my own plate number


why i go pay 45k for plate number go paste am for my VW Beetle wey i buy 40k last week ?
Sports › Re: What Are The Ingredients To Fix The Super Eagles? [serious Matter] by lilkech(m): 10:01am On Mar 01, 2012
Unless Jesus Christ personally plays number 9 for us we cant do nofin.


Super Eagles ko . . . Crawling Chickens ni
Jokes Etc › Re: What Dettol Advert Did To My Nephew by lilkech(m): 7:43am On Mar 01, 2012
Drop d idiot inside septic tank
Romance › Re: What Is The Best Compliment You Ever Recieved? by lilkech(m): 7:28am On Mar 01, 2012
A girl once stopped me while i was walking on the road to buy akamu and akara one early morning and told me dat " my crotch region didnt look bad at all " . . .


I waz like WTF ! Isn't it supposed to have relaxed by now ?


Due to the compliment, i introduced her to Mr. Crotch dat same week
Crime › Re: A Businessman Rapes His Two Male Aides by lilkech(m): 11:19pm On Feb 29, 2012
Lecturer : " the pen is mightier than the sword ", who can give us another similar quote . . . Yes , you over there



Mr. Okoye : " the ANUS is thighter than the T0T0 "


Classmates : WTF !
Car Talk › Re: Frsc Impounded My Car, gave a ticket of 52k as Fine by lilkech(m): 10:34pm On Feb 29, 2012
Op next time if u see rightee u go run

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