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Can't imagine wishing to be the fly on the wall during reverse cow girl.

Let her visit an Optician and Optometrist.

Many headaches are caused by the extra strain a bad eyes puts on the neighboring nerves and muscles in an attempt to properly interpret an object they are seeing.

An Optician can give you a quick fix by way of corrective glasses, sometimes this fix could be the permanent solution, if a visit to an Optometrist did not come up with an operable solution.

If she is using glasses, her eyes should be checked yearly, so that her glasses can be changed base on new prescriptions.

WhatsApp badly need a feature, where an individual must first be invited and them accept the invitation before he/she can be joined to a WhatsApp group.

The rate at which people just add others to whatsoever group is alarming. I woke up one day and magically found myself in about five group. Some talking about none sense, some old village school mates, etc.

And the way the 'exit group' feature works makes the individual that left guilty...it announces to the whole group that..."Johnson Joe left"...it kind of leaves a bad taste on the mind of other group members...since one's permission was not sorted before been almagamated with the diverse people in the group, can't he/she just leave is silent mode?

Edum13656:
Face-Me-I - Face-You, is it apartment or house?

It is neither a house nor an apartment, it is a living condition.

The budget will be voided if Buhari signs it, unless he first send a letter to the Senate that, he has re-assume the office of the Presidency.

The content of his initial letter to Senate and his reference to Osinbajo as 'coordinating the government affairs on his behalf' not withstanding. The Senate accepted the letter as a valid constitutional relegation of power to his vice and Osinbajo is the Acting the President.

rollybest:
Truly there's a God in heaven. It's only a fool that will say there's no God

The guy clicked random options out the available 5, which gave him 20% chance of been right.

Leave God out of this, God is not involved in a game of random choice or random occurrence.

I can write an intelligent computer program that can pick 1 from 5 with the same odds or better. I can also write an AI program with no background knowledge but using only alpha-beta pruning or minimax algorithm and they will outperform every single time.

No need to expend energies looking for the guy....just click on your Uber App and report the guy and he will be kick-off Uber platform for good!

You also have his pictures and phone number, Uber have his other contact info; so it is very easy to trace or prosecute him.

Bagehot:
Thanks Bro. This is my problem with this leaking secrets to Russia mess. The story is linked to anonymous sources who were supposedly in the same room with Trump and the Russians when the secret was leaked. Nobody actually at the meeting has confirmed it actually happened. This is silly propaganda by the APC of America (DNC).

Trump has wahala, but this witch-hunting by the media is excessive. Despite winning the election (popular vote or not), there are people who are committed to sabotaging him cos he isn't liberal. Its disrespectful to the 50m+ peeps that voted for him. The danger here is that when Trump does get impeached, America would have become so fragmented that it would take some doing to put the pieces of its government together again.

Trump is his own undoing. He hired armatures around him. Career staffers are declining to take up top government policy positions, because they do not know his direction. One day, he is saying 1+1 is 2, the next day, he is saying it is 4. Most Career policy makers have integrity and will not want that soiled.

Journalists keep the identities of their sources secret for obvious reasons. There are many secret sources scattered in government and they are running circles around Trumps armature staffers. A group even open a twitter account from within the DOJ and the DOJ sent a subpoena to twitter to release their identities. Twitter refused and took DOJ to court and DOJ hurriedly recalled the subpoena.

Trump himself has confirmed that, he told Russian some intelligence secret and he defended himself by saying as President, he has the right to do so, I guess he will be willing to open up on the details on that intelligence, since he felt that he is within his right.

If you claimed that 50m+ voted for Trump, remember that more people voted for the other candidate and America has always been a divided political land scale. The very day Obama was sworned-in as President, the GOP held a secrete meeting on how to make him a one-term President. The GOP opposed Obama from day one to the his very last day in office, they shutdown the US Government, the very first in the history of the US, they blocked his Judicial nominees; they openly interrupted him when he was giving speeches and called him a liar. They insulted his person, his wife and kids, They sabotage all his policies and move; even to the extend of writing foreign governments not to deal or engage or trust the US (which is a treason, if you think about it)....Trump also lead those charges, he accused the President of been a liar, unpatriotic, that he was not born in the the USA, etc...Karma is a bitch and Trump deserve every single thing he is getting know and much more to come.

And No, America is not disintegrated, she will just be fine whether Trump got impeached or Not.

robosky02:
watin concern transportation and national security


I no call name oh

Transportation Security?

Dd

poshestmina:
Bless ? please is this guy a political or religious leader ? Na wa!

He is an Israelites, a tribe after God's own heart...abi no bi una dey call them Jews?

MrBrownJay1:
Can someone catch one of these deportees to Comfirm if 1.4billionNaira was indeed given (7million each), or if that is just BS religious propaganda as usual.... As none of them is showing even a 1000naira note, nor a check but instead a piece of paper written 7million.

Where are you getting N1.4b from? They were all given N7m combined, that come out to be roughly N27k each, that amount can fit into one pocket and the next person beside you wouldn't notice anything.

Impressive.

nony43:
Abeg Ban am, Una won burn school building? If you want to use hot plate stay outside school hostel

I doubt, it has anything to do with safety.

The school just want to cut back on their electricity bill.

Sorry for your lost, but at N300/$, you should have known that, the deal is too sweet to be true...

I am based in the US and can help with your dollar based payments, current parallel market rates is 381/395, but I can do 355.

neocortex:
This is a move by Trump to disrupt the Russia probe,
the new Attorney general will be recruited for one purpose,
that is to shield Trump from investigation and go after his
enemies.
But with the US robust check and balances, I expect
this like most of Trump's plan to fail.

I guess, you meant to say...'the new FBI Director' there. The truth is, there is currently no check and balance in the USA for now. So, Trump can truly do anything he wants.

The mid-team election next year will be a deciding one. If the Democrats are able to take the House, which is more likely; there will be a very very little check and he might be impeached, however he will not be convicted, since the chances of the Democrats getting the Senate is slim during the mid-team election. For the Democrats to take the Senate, it will have to be a complete wipe out and if they do; then we will have a real check and balance.

If the above happened, Trump will be essentially reduced to a figure head President, only signing and Executive Orders, which will get challenged and stopped at the lower courts, and before they walk their way to the Supreme Court, where Trump will have a favorable hearing, time would have passed.

It is also very possible he gets two terms, but if the Trumpcare bill become law and the elderly start seeing their insurance rates go up; he is done. Even as it is right now, except the states start some more vote disenfranchisement, getting a second term will be difficulty.

The truth is, within the next 8 years, the USA will self-correct and most of the current players will be in jail, because the next Democratic administration might probe this administration.

brixton:
And so many fools keep shouting one Nigeria, even when some people think and reason like cows. How can you do this to a human just because you have the power of a gun in you?

I am fully in support of sharing the country so we can live in small civil countries where each region will reason alike...

I beg, wen una share the country, make una leave my portion for me for corner.

TippyTop:
Lies from the pit of hell.

When I was in secondary in the village, if your item got stolen and cartered away...there is a particular jazz that can be done to locate it.

The way it works is; when you consult the herbalist, they will prepare the jazz, put it in an open plate along with other items and place it on the head of a kid about 14-17 and the kid will walk all the way to where the item was hidden, just like k-9; even if the item was hidden about 20miles away on the other side of town...I witness this multiple times and it is on the money each time.

Though, that was then...now if you ask me about these things, I dismiss them with..."they are only real to those who belief in them and have no effect on unbelievers".

cascarino:
Pastor Chris oyakhilomie gave a young man #100m during 2015 IPPC in Lagos Nigeria. I witnessed it live. so be careful of what you say.

My bad, I didn't hear about it...but from your account, am right; their left hand knew what their right hand was doing and the media must have noticed.

felixomor:
Did they tell u there is no woman in nigeria who has received such gesture?

I dare to say None, else the media would have carried it like this one.

These nowadays men of God, always want their left hand to know what their right hand is doing.

bjt:
Too much sex for 14yrs and she is not use to it. There is/are more to the two of them ending the marriage

Elastic self get him own elastic limit before eh break, so is every person and we get our own different different elastic limits.

davodyguy:
If not for greed.

80,000 - 50,000 expenses = N30,000 gross profit.
N30,000 X 4 weeks = N120,000 gross income for a month.

How many graduates earn N70,000 a month?

Pathetic driver complaining

They also bear insurance cost, maintenance, etc. Plus, this is a business venture, where they bore a lot of risks and should not be compared to a 9-5 job.

I don't know, if you have repaired your car once, one unfortunate car repairs can put you in a hole or out of business for several months.

OP, please answer this very important question...Did anyone eat the meal she was preparing or it was wasted?

For the sake of the current recession, we will like to know the answer to that vital question.

Before signing off, RIP to the dead and heartache to the prisoner.

9ja men una bad sha, so none of una fit marry dis sister?

obailala:
Everyone being fixated on only the 'mutual masturbation' part is what I actually find weird... In my opinion, sexual education as a whole for kids in JSS 1 is actually disturbing.

The truth is, if you don't teach them; they will learn it regardless and chances are, they will learn wrongly or learn when it is too late.

So, it is better you they learn it early and learn it the right way. The debate is, what is the right time to teach them. Teaching them as early as when they are able to comprehend what is been taught is the right time.

Most kids in JSS1 are very shy, so they will not runoff and start practicing sex, because the topic was taught in class...but armed with the safe alternatives, they will be better prepared to make decision when they are faced with that predicament otherwise, they will be clueless on what to do and could make silly avoidable mistakes that will ruin their lives for the foreseeable future.

ajpeter09:
and why is riders verification among the list

I think, it is for security of the Drivers. I learnt that a driver was recently killed in Lagos by a rider and his car hijacked.

With cash service offered in Nigeria, anyone can sign up with bogus info, pay cash but can do harm to Drivers without been traced except maybe vehicle recovery due to installed GPS.

Even in the US, where credit card is required for passengers sign up and payment (which means, some kind of trace to the passenger can be done), passengers still commit foul against Uber Drivers.

I doubt if Uber will do this, since it will cut deeply into their profit margin, plus they are even pushing back on Drivers' background checks in the US.

I think, we need a local indigenous solution in 9ja.

OP, I don't understand.

Do you mean "...for not addressing him as 'eh'..." Your use of 'by' is confusing the hell out of me, please correct the heading and post...thanks.

With this type of childish attitude, I think the gf made the right call, by dumping his ass.

Are mine the only one, who did not read, where she indicated that she has withdraw the Canada case?

Also, does anyone know the status of the blackmail case against her in Nigeria? Trials were suppose to start on April 27, but the Judge did not show up, it was then adjoined to May 3......that date has come and gone and no news about the trial?

I was thinking that, the church's response would hit on what happened on May 3 or how she missed the court date or something to indicate that, the case is still be pursued.

MaziOmenuko:
Hahahahahaha. If they had been dispersed to return to their family, you will be here shouting where are their pix, why aren't they meeting with the president and press men?

Even in advance climes, they will not be reunited with their families until they undergo medical tests, psychological tests, cancelling and finally, security debriefing. You know nothing about how these things work outside your village.

Let's stop this blind followership and call a spade a spade...Are you telling me that sitting in that conference room hearing gloating from one politician to another are receiving medical tests, psyschological tests, counseling and defriefing? You very well know that is far from the truth.

If at all these services are needed, they are readily available within the state border from where they were rescurred.

Plus, I dare you to quote a single instance worldwide, where someone was rescued (apart from cases, where immediate medical attention is needed), they are not reunited with families almost immediately. Even in cases, where medical attention is needed, family members are given access immediately before the medical team takes over unless in emergency situations.

Finally, having been forcefully separated from your loved ones against your will; the best psychologically treatment is to first be reunited with those loved ones, this cures lots of medical problem.

Common sense, will tell you that; camping them in hotels in Abuja and having them to show up for one conference/photo ops or another, only props the egos of the politicians.