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barlkeez:

IamD18:
Not really, I made that comment because I'm dating your mother alongside with your sister.

But I prefer your mother because she's good at giving lap-dance with her sweet ass.

mamajj17:
U dey vex Sir

mamajj17:
Abeg my dear 4get Stories, Former Britain PM had none, German Chancellor Angela Merkel had none, Oprah for USA had none, so many of them out there, my dear am equally a Lady with Kids, but i tell you Happiness is more far than being a Mother, is called a CHOICE

iTearHerToto:
See lips

Walai if this girl suck your blokos you will forever forget your surname.
Lemme not try imagining her lips on my blokos cos it's too early for me to cum. Is it I guess No.
Hmmm since it's not too early then lemme start imagining her lips on my dik then I decide along the way if Vaseline would follow suit or not
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Pukes

They

sirjentul05:
The babe dey comot face, dey frown because this guy get mouth odour

#mr Jentul#

mamajj17:
Being married means no HAPPINESS, she could be more happier than you do learn how to respect each other people OPINION dear.

crackhouse:
Stupid boy. U never see anything. Because they catch u bah?

visijo:
Wasted soul

BlacSmit:
Dangote...no dey flash our logo anyhow. We go sanction you o...stop to let all these jhews no our signal

Remember say you never pay your monthly dues...60 bags of cement, 4 bags of sugar, rice, beans, yams, wheat + 10million naira.

Na we keep u for that Forbes list, no do anyhow else we go pluck you out

Drabeey:
In as much we all don't like this truth, some of us who hate to see this 'sheer nonsense' been aired on a platform where our children would see, i personally think is very immoral... Truly things have changed, high time we should just leave the change to take place. Let's just follow the trend and better our personal lives. Most people who preach against this would open this kind of thread before opening the other thread about soldiers that got killed repelling Boko Haram. We are just been hypocritical.what are u saying

A friend of mine was so keen with this BBnaija 2017 edition (Efe won) that he'd narrate all the events to me in details. I got interested too. He's just 10 now.


Drabeey was Here

goodnessme02:
I have always wondered what FTC amounts to on nairaland......is it the feelings or that Seun will wire u some money?

I'm marvelled at the way people celebrate it

By the way....lemme throw some party too �������

Pegi23:
I want peaceful co-existence


But whatever follow up on instagram @iam_pegi

Wealthierboy:
bros if you ask me na who i go ask? Celeb plenty for naija oh!

gaby:
Lol

Na Mr. Ibu born the naijaloaded guy?

Ayam not understanding.

Temptee101:
Smh

Livefreeordieha:
ironically he's smart... He deliberately requested for 5... Because of 5 Star CEO Emoney.. Hence he asked for mails and femails... With the greedy intentions of christening them Edonald, Ebuhari, Eobasanjo and etonto, and ecossy respectively...

. Don't ask me how I knew all that it's basic intuitive reasoning..

enemyofprogress:
come and burn 5 for me, 3 mails and 2 femails

namiji2598:
My brother the real truth is that u cannot make 2.1, even Ur 2.2 will be weak, thats less than 3.0



I studied chemistry bro


All these guys telling u that u can do it might be all these accounting, business admin, and sociology students.
Studying a science course differ from an social science course, when the level keep on getting to the top that's when u will know the course u ar studying, when u reach 300L no body will give u an A in IT and the courses at that level are top notch, very very complicated topics



Let me give u a new goal: jus try and graduate with Ur mate

cookingsoul:
ghost of dead ppl fall on u

TheFacelessMan:
True life, Sir!

TheFacelessMan:


As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!

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I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me
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The End.

kenzysmith:
Omo my vasline don finish make i use detol soap this girl no go kill person

TheFacelessMan:


I love the horror genre. My story might just be a bit long


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Years back, at the University of Ijebu Ode, i had a friend called Omoake very cocky and flamboyant.

He came back after a semester with a brand new Honda "PureWater" and pockets full of cash.

We all asked him to show us :the way" and with a mysterious look on his face, he asked us to meet him at the OkuOrun Cemetery at midnight.

omooba969:
She's a fan of the vaseline crew.

rentAcock:
Ever since his fallout from the Rihanna incident, Chris Brown has never recovered. He has barely released any hit songs and nowadays he's in and out of drug rehab than he is in and out of a music studio. Dude now looks like a drama queen like Neymar.

Aladdin1:
cant the whole village youths mobilize and get those boys arrested? beat them up and parade them unclad and put akpokor pepper in their eyes and genitals to teach them a bitter lesson.wakanda iberiberism is this? that few teenage boys would be terrorising a whole community and raping their daughters and they say they are helpless.shiorr!!!

simonlee:
when senators see her approaching the national assembly with a new born baby....