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Lollittaa:

slim and sexy like me

KingAzari:


Just a few samples.

You are welcome!

Lol these ones aren't slim. Slim is Fancy. Any stature fatter than her is fat or curvy(if you wanna put it this way)

KingAzari:
His bride-to-be is beautiful. The type I am also getting married to - slim-thick, cute, hairless milk skin, tall and young.

Which one is slim-thick again??

Mrskillz1:

Thank you so much.

You're welcome

oluwatosink:

Jesus was baptised before He recieved the Holy Spirit of God. You need to be baptised with water, it is highly important....


Lalasticlala

It's important to be baptised and I'm not disputing that. I also wanna get baptised. But to say that before the Holy Spirit dwells in you or before you speak in tongues, you'll need to be baptised with water, is what I don't agree with. You're boxing the Spirit of God by saying that. And I'm not agreeing based on my knowledge or experience but based on examples in the Bible. Thank you.

But let a man examine himself, and so let him eat of that bread, and drink of that cup. For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body. For this cause many are weak and sickly among you, and many sleep.
1 Corinthians 11:28-30

From the above verses, I don't see where the Word of God gives a list of requirements before partaking of the Holy Communion. The only reason people are sick and die when they take the Communion as written in God's Word is not discerning the Lord's body. That's the only reason that explains "unworthily" in the Bible. Don't go by human definition of unworthily. Go by what the Bible said in regard to Holy Communion.

How do you discern the Lord's body? It's by separating the work of the body from the work of the blood. Jesus bore all our sicknesses and diseases and infirmities on His body, and by His stripes we're healed. When partaking of the body, say "Thank you Lord Jesus that by Your stripes I am healed from..." And the blood? His blood represents your blood that has been forgiven. To partake of the blood is to thank Him for forgiving you of all your sins.

That's how to discern the Lord's body according to God's Word. It's a thanksgiving time for what He did at the cross.

So don't be scared based on your human knowledge on how the Communion should be taken. Go to God's Word instead.

Kobojunkiee:
Again with the fears....
Enough of the spiritual bullsheet gimmick!

That is a link to a video on vice, the news magazine where you listen to a recording and analysis of a so-called Pentecostal speaking in the typical gibberish language.

If you have the spirit of God in you why are you afraid of anything else?

Example video of glossolalia

Kobojunkiee:
Enough of the spiritual bullsheet gimmick!

That is a link to a video on vice, the news magazine where you listen to a recording and analysis of a so-called Pentecostal speaking in the typical gibberish language.

If you have the spirit of God in you why are you afraid of anything else?

You're Christ-like indeed. Gut nacht jawe!

Kobojunkiee:
Yes we are taking about the same thing...

https://video.vice.com/en_us/video/speaking-in-tongues-excerpt/56cb727360f96b5e606f20e9?jwsource=cl

God forbid I click on that! I'm talking spiritual you're talking physical. How's that the same thing ehn?

Kobojunkiee:
Wrong!

I don't know of Cornelius' case because we are separated by time. But I am able to use my eyes and brain to analyze what I hear Christians who exist in the same time as I do , and I know for a fact that what a majority speak is no language but gibberish. .. even the unbelievers who many of you believe your speaking in "tongues" a testimony to,know that what you spew is gibberish.

There is lots of software to analyze language these days you know.

Thank God you said "your eyes and brain"...your physical senses. We're not talking about the same thing here. Gut nacht!

Kobojunkiee:
I don't know about Cornelius from 2000 years ago, but I know that the majority of Christians today who claim to speak in tongues speak the same kind of gibberish I have heard even pagans speak when in a trance or engage in their spiritual mumbo-jumbo.

The same way you dunno about Cornelius is the same way you CAN'T know about any believer who claims to speak in tongues. You're a mere mortal man, you're not God. You can't know who speaks in tongues or who speaks gibberish!

livingchrist:
OP is wrong, water baptism is not needed to recieve the holy ghost.

No one can box the holy Ghost, for example speaking in tongues was a sign to unbelieving world not to Christians.

It is not everybody that posses the holy spirit that speak in tongues, some has other gifts, the holy spirit works in diverse ways, no body can box him.

Abi o

Kobojunkiee:
it is not stated anywhere in scripture, by Jesus Christ, that speaking in a new language is evidence of the God/Holy Spirit - it is evidence of a spirit but not necessarily the Spirit of God Himself. .

I remember back in the day when I first spoke in "tongues". I wasn't baptized or a really born-again back then but I was able to speak the same kind of gibberish that is regularly confused with the phenomenon of speaking in a new language as spoken of by Jesus Christ.

Even pagans can speak in gibberish too.

Oh so Cornelius was speaking gibberish? Thank God you said you weren't born again then. And pagans do not have the Spirit of God, so how can they speak in tongues?

Um...duh! Cornelius in the Bible wasn't baptised with water before he received the Holy Spirit and began praying in tongues. Even me sef haven't been baptised with water (though I really wanna) and I've received the Holy Spirit and can pray in tongues.

Holy Spirit works with prayer and fasting? Pls don't box Him. Thank you.

Mrskillz1:
I am from a family of three. I have two brothers. One older and the other younger than me so I'm the only girl in my family.

I grew up seeing my Mom mad.
By my teen age, I got admission into Nnamdi Azikiwe University alongside my elder brother who was to study Engineering. By the time I was in my finals, my brother was getting ready for IT. One day, his roommate sent for me, he said they couldn't sleep the night before because my brother was talking to himself. Before we knew what was happening, my brother was getting violent and so we took him home and he never got back to finish school.
I proceeded with my education and finished. Went for NYSC. While serving the nation, My Mom died. When I got home, she'd been buried.
But my brother was still mad.

I later got job, took my brother to a Psychiatric hospital and the doctor after examining him said he is Schizophrenic. He was asked to stay in the hospital.
I paid. He then stayed there for one month. When I came to visit him, he pleaded with me to take him home that he didn't like it there.

So I took him home. Every month, I buy drugs for him and he gets injected. He usually puts up a fight but with the help of my younger brother, neighbors and a certain nurse, he receives the injection, forcefully and against his will.
Often times, he pleads with me not to inject him, the very time I obliged him, he scattered things, didn't allow the neighborhood sleep, talked throughout some nights and wouldn't eat sometimes. He looked really sick then but with the injection, one will hardly know he's not normal.
I told him that I won't let him miss his injection ever again.

Now, on Monday, my younger brother woke up and was unusually quiet. He normally wakes up and begins to play music with his phone or he will turn to football channel and watch until I leave for work. But I didn't go to work on Monday and I noticed he was quiet, then I asked him why he's quiet. He didn't respond. After some hours, I asked my Dad if he feels he's okay, My Dad said that he wants to be quiet and that I should let him be.

Then, that night, around 4am, my brother began to talk. He was shouting and some of the things he said were not coherent. He talked out of point. I and my Dad, with my elder brother surrounded him and I couldn't help crying when my Dad was cautioning him to keep quiet and he refused.
Neighbours thought it was my elder brother's voice they'd heard that night but by the time they heard in the morning that it was my younger brother, they visited my Dad in the evening. By then, my brother was still talking and even burnt his clothes yesterday.
My Dad got a few guys to chain him because he was violent yesterday when I left the house.
I know the problem is spiritual. I have prayed, fasted for my elder brother and now this!
I'm so unhappy.

Can someone suggest a place I can take my two brothers to so they can be cured, please.

Hi dear, I'm so sorry about what's going on. I believe you're a Christian. I'm not going to tell you to pray and fast or read 50 Bible verses a day or meet any pastor to lay hands on them. You can do that if u wish. What I'll just tell you is very simple and it'll need you to simply believe.

I'd love for you to partake of the Holy Communion with your brothers (if they've ever accepted Jesus as their Lord and Savior then they're Christians already). Don't fear based on what people have said that if you're unworthy or someone who's not living right, you'll fall sick or die. For he who eats and drinks in an unworthy manner, eats and drinks judgement to himself, not discerning the Lord's body... So to discern the Lord's body is to separate the work of the body from the work of the blood.

Jesus bore their sicknesses and everything that's wrong with them right now. And the blood represents their sins that have been forgiven. So when you partake with them, don't ask Him to heal them. Simply thank Him for healing them. Tell Him "thank you Jesus that by Your stripes, my brothers are healed from..." And when you want to drink the wine with them, don't ask Him to forgive them or be sin-conscious. Be forgiveness-conscious and say [b]"Thank you Jesus for forgiving us of all our sins and making us righteous by your blood"

Don't neglect taking them to the hospital or giving them drugs. Neither should you ignore the Lord's supper. Take the Holy Communion daily with them. You can take it three times a day if you want. In the Bible, the disciples went from house to house to partake of it. So they ate it many times a day. But don't do it ritually. Each time you want to partake, even though you're preparing it, see Jesus preparing it for you guys and giving you all the bread and wine.

You can use grape juice or wine or any other drink that looks like wine. You can use bread or crackers too. And when partaking, don't look somber or sad. Rejoice and believe their breakthrough is here. Just know Jesus wants to heal them. Majority of what He did on earth was to heal.

Remember the children of Israel the night before they left Egypt? The Bible says none were feeble when they left. And that's because of what they partook the night before. They ate a lamb. And now, we in the new covenant have the perfect Lamb to eat. Don't worry about having big faith before they can be healed. Each time you partake just believe in your heart that they are getting better and better. Take it one step at a time. Remember Jesus said a faith as little as a mustard seed can move mountains? So see your faith as small as that each time you partake with them. See them being healed little by little each time you partake with them. Don't give up no matter how many days or weeks or months you eat it. They'll get better and see the results, permanent results. Also, let them continuously listen to sermons that speak on Jesus' love for them, sermons that explains the finished work of Christ... strictly about Jesus. Faith won't come by hearing the law or obeying the commandments. Faith comes when you hear the good news of Jesus...that Jesus is healing, just like those who got healed when Jesus was on earth. They heard He was healing and got healed. Faith comes by hearing and hearing the Word of God.

Lastly, a single act of eating brought damnation to the world (Adam)...it brought sicknesses and aging to the world. So can a simple act of partaking of the Lord's body reverse all the curses and sicknesses. I pray they receive divine health in Jesus name! And don't fear or worry about yourself. Christ has redeemed you from every curse of the law. That's a promise. Hold on to it and confess it whenever such fears crop up to your mind. I'd love to explain more but it's already too long.

Odewaleadesoye:

Wow!
Thank you so much for this Sir.
I'm a Christian Sir.

I'm a lady. And to God be the glory! There are so many healing and wholeness promises that Christians aren't tapping into in the Holy Communion due to fear and wrong teachings. I pray you receive your healing.

Odewaleadesoye:
Hello my fellow Nairalanders!

Since the beginning of this month, I have been having recurrent chest pain to the point of having difficulty in breathing.

On the 5th of May I visited my doctor and he told me to go for Proper Test at Ilorin.

I have been tested and I've been diagnosed with bronchitis and Pneumonia.

I need your prayers guys because this thing is affecting me seriously!

I can't breathe well and the chest pain is much.

But, I believe that I will overcome it and untimely death is not my portion.

Hi dear, I'm so sorry you got this news. I dunno if you're a Christian. If you are then hallelujah! I'm not going to tell you to pray and fast or read 50 Bible verses a day. What I'll just tell you is very simple and it'll need you to simply believe.

I'd love for you to partake of the Holy Communion. Don't fear based on what people have said that if you're unworthy or someone who's not living right, you'll fall sick or die. For he who eats and drinks in an unworthy manner, eats and drinks judgement to himself, not discerning the Lord's body... So to discern the Lord's body is to separate the work of the body from the work of the blood.

Jesus bore your sicknesses and illnesses. And the blood represents your sins that have been forgiven. So when you partake, don't ask Him to heal you. Simply thank Him for healing you. Tell Him "thank you Jesus that by Your stripes, I am healed from..." And when you want to drink the wine, don't ask Him to forgive you or be sin-conscious. Be forgiveness-conscious and say [b]"Thank you Jesus for forgiving me of all my sins and making me righteous by your blood"

Don't neglect going to the hospital or taking drugs. Neither should you ignore the Lord's supper. Take the Holy Communion daily. You can take it three times a day if you want. In the Bible, the disciples went from house to house to partake of it. So they ate it many times a day. But don't do it ritually. Each time you want to partake, even though you're preparing it, see Jesus preparing it for you and giving you the bread and wine.

You can use grape juice or wine or any other drink that looks like wine. You can use bread or crackers too. Just know Jesus wants to heal you. Majority of what He did on earth was to heal.

Remember the children of Israel the night before they left Egypt? The Bible says none were feeble when they left. And that's because of what they partook the night before. They ate a lamb. And now, we in the new covenant have the perfect Lamb to eat. Don't worry about having big faith before you can be healed. Each time you partake just believe in your heart that you're getting better and better. Take it one step at a time. Remember Jesus said a faith as little as a mustard seed can move mountains? So see yourself being healed little by little each time you partake. Don't give up no matter how many days or weeks or months you eat it. You'll get better and see the results. Also, listen to sermons that speak on Jesus' love for you, sermons that explains the finished work of Christ. Faith won't come by hearing the law or obeying the commandments. Faith comes when you hear the good news of Jesus...that Jesus is healing, just like those who got healed when Jesus was on earth. They heard He was healing and got healed. Faith comes by hearing and hearing the Word of God.

Lastly, a single act of eating brought damnation to the world (Adam)...it brought sicknesses and aging to the world. So can a simple act of partaking of the Lord's body reverse all the curses and sicknesses. I pray you receive divine health in Jesus name!

bukatyne:


I honestly don't know.

I just know that some Christians 'seem' to have 'reservations' against churches who encourage their members to do so.

Okay

bukatyne:


A Pentecostal criticizing Holy Communion?

Never heard of it.

I have only heard people 'criticize' Churches who teach members to take it on their own.

Hi! Is anything wrong in people taking it on their own?

Princewell2012:



Honestly to me this seem to me to be the best answer so far. How can you tell me to sent my wives away for no just reason because am born again. God bless you dearly.

Even in the kingdom of heaven there is nothing like marriage or given someone out in marriage.
What matters to to God here on this earth is for us to make it to heaven. God bless you once again.

Amen!!! Jesus loves you so much. Let Him save you from this situation Himself since He's your Saviour. Shalom!

jiggaz:
Yes!! He is a grace preacher oo...

Wow that's cool

ichuka:
2 Cor. 5:14
When Christ was incarnated, He
included all flesh in Him. Just as the
act of one man, Adam, represents the
acts of all mankind, in the same way,
the work of one man, Christ,
represents the work of all mankind.
Only after we have seen that Christ
includes all mankind will we
understand the meaning of
redemption. When the one man,
Adam, sinned, all men past and
present also sinned. This is because
Adam was the head of the human
race, and all men were born of Adam.
In the same way, when Christ was
justified, all men past and present
were justified, because Christ is the
Head of the new human race. All men
in the new human race are born of
Christ.
Hebrews 7 quotes one incident which
illustrates this point. In order to prove
that the priesthood of Melchisedec
was greater than that of the Levites,
the apostle mentioned how Abraham
paid tithes to Melchisedec and how
Abraham received the blessing from
Melchisedec. This proves that
Melchisedec was greater than the
Levites. How did he prove this? "For
he was still in the loins of his father
when Melchisedec met him" (v. 10).
We know that Abraham begot Isaac,
Isaac begot Jacob, and Jacob begot
Levi. Levi is the great-grandson of
Abraham. When Abraham tithed and
received the blessing, Levi was not yet
born. Even his father and grandfather
were not born. But the Bible
considers Abraham's tithing and
receiving of the blessing as Levi's
tithing and receiving of the blessing.
Since Abraham is inferior to
Melchisedec, Levi also has to be
inferior to Melchisedec. This fact
explains why, when Adam sinned, all
sinned, and when Christ was judged,
all were judged. The reason for this is
that when Adam sinned, all men were
already in Adam, and when Christ was
judged, the life of all the regenerated
sinners was already in Christ.
Therefore, when Christ was judged for
man's sin, all those who believe in
Him were also judged. As a result, all
those who believe in Him need not be
judged anymore.

Beautiful. Try to paragraph this write-up though.

Wow! I didn't know Andrew Wommack is a grace preacher. I thought he was under the law or he's mixing both like majority of preachers.

livingchrist:
The gospel is simple

It takes religious people to complicate it

livingchrist:
Gay or homosexuality is perversion or rebellion against God's order.
The right other was set in the beginning. Homosexuality, Polygamy, fornication, Adultery etc are a result of the fall of man.
God created Adam and eve just one man and one woman to be married together, he also instituted man to be the head and the woman to be the helper.
Marriage is the union of two Adult, a male and a female, not a Male and a Male or a female and a female, or a male and females or a female and males anything other than God's order is out of the will of God
The perversion started after sin came, homosexuality is the worst of all these perversio.

Oh the guy is actually in support of gay union. I didn't read to the end. Yikes!

BassReeves, gay union is wrong. It's still the least of people's problems but it's still wrong. I'm totally not for it. My post earlier are for gays who want to change their ways but don't know how to. That's why I mentioned how grace alone can transform them from the inside out without them having to struggle or having such urges.

BassReeves:
Gays are the least of anyone's and/or any place's problem.

LisaAnneMia, tell me how many gays are in the presidency? How many gays are in position of power, influence, legislation making and governing Naija? Is it gays causing the wanton and senseless killings upandan the length and breath of the country? Is it gays perpetuating the economy decay and corrupt practices year in, year out in the country?

LisaAnneMia, you have grace highly misconstrued, beloved. Watch a bird soar spread its wings, soar into air and begin to fly to understand what grace is. Watch fishes, like dolphins, in a manner requiring no spiritual, physical or mental exertion swim, turn, rise and lower themselves in the water, to understand what grace is about. On top that and on another note, fyi, the fruit of the Spirit, is singular, not plural. Lets get the fact right on that last observation.

I know gays are the least of people's problems. I brought it up cos they've made it an issue here and I tried to use it as an example of how grace works.
I still do not understand how I've misconstrued grace

FarmTech:

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No, u don't understand me at all. How many times will I repeat myself?
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"I said that faith in Christ must come first. After that, good works must follow. Do u disagree with that? Ur believe in Christ means nothing if u don't bear good fruits. Christ came to call sinners out of sin!"
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Of u have faith in Christ, he will give u the holy spirit, who will guide u and transform u from the inside out.
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So if u preach to gay, u will preach only the love of Christ and shy away from telling them the truth that gay is evil? Is that not why we have gay people that think they are born again? U don't see what is happening in countries like USA? U want that to happen in Nigeria? If u are truely a christian, u will preach against sin.
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U said: "Tell them the love Jesus has for them and how he's forgiven them of all their sins and want them to stay saved. " And I ask u: do u think it is all sinners that acknowledge that they are sinning? They would even use the bible to defend their sins. So how would they repent then, if no one tell them that their sin is sin? Did Jesus and his apostles not spoke against sin?

Like I said, it's fine if you don't believe that. I already made it clear earlier that grace produces the fruits of the Spirit and believers end up doing the right things and even obeying the commandments effortlessly. It's understandable for people who don't have the revelation of the gospel of grace to say grace can't transform cos they haven't had that first hand experience before. I'm a living testimony to the glory of God. You're concerned people will keep sinning if laws aren't preached? Or gays will keep on being gays without repentance? Well that's where you're wrong. Grace is all about right believing in Christ, and right believing leads to right living. Always.

FarmTech:

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I just don't feel comfortable arguing christian spirituality with a gay-lesbian supporter. Repent so that u may see the speck in other peoples' eyes. Now I understand why some people will viciously attack holiness and righteousness preachers.

Hi! I understand you feel grace is against preaching about right doing or about holiness. It's actually the opposite. Men can preach the commandments and laws and people will not change from the inside out. Sin is bad we all know that. Grace on the other hand, transforms believers from the inside out. Grace Himself teaches believers on what to do. Grace is Jesus. He alone can transform people from the inside out.

If you preach to gays that they're sinning and they'll go to hell, few may stop due to this, but that urge will still be there. They aren't transformed from the inside out. What's the best way then? Tell them the love Jesus has for them and how he's forgiven them of all their sins and want them to stay saved. Let them have a relationship with Him and He'll be the one to transform them from the inside out, where those urges will disappear.

Grace will enable believers to produce the fruits of the Spirit and they'll end up obeying the commandments effortlessly...Grace has been highly misconstrued. But it's okay if you still feel otherwise. Just wanted to enlighten you more.

Kobojunkiee:
He can't get it from humans?

So humans do not know what God declared as sin from that which He did not?

Goodnight!

Kobojunkiee:
The Op is here asking of God's view on this supposed issue of his.

You told a tale of some other guy who supposedly came to know God in similar situation, and of how afterwards, his wives left him. And I am trying to understand how and if God played any real part in the man's wives eventually abandoning him.

At the bolded, clearly he can't get it from humans.

Kobojunkiee:
Just trying to understand where God fits into the whole deal is all.

So, God had absolutely nothing to do with the other wives choosing to leave, and it was not that the man frustrated them out of some guilt that they eventually decided to pack up and leave?

I ask because if in this guy's case, his wives do not make the move to leave, he does not maybe take it to mean God is against him, or something of that sort.

So every human should make decisions without bringing God to the picture? He should just go on ahead with whatever decisions without honouring God in his actions? I don't need to continue this discussion.

Op, I pray you do the right thing and allow the Holy Spirit lead you in making the right decision.