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RomanceRe: What Did I Do Or Say Wrong? by Lisaflex(f): 8:55pm On Jul 20, 2015
cheesy Op dt song is very suspicious na
RomanceRe: Who Would Marry Me (pix) by Lisaflex(f): 12:52pm On Jul 20, 2015
UEDIBO:
am a guy of 29 years. will u marry me?
put up ur CV lyk d op did
RomanceRe: Females And Their Deceptive Outlook... by Lisaflex(f): 9:39am On Jul 11, 2015
Oooops:
I met with a lady and after some weeks of knowing yesterday we wanted to get intimate. This lady is very pretty and her dress code is superb. On pulling her clothes, the smell that emanated form her female zone is nothing to write home about.... I literarily threw up. and ran away!!! the id.iot said I've put her in the mood and i must do... only my look made her change her mind. This is common in girls. Please oh, Doctors, lawyers and experienced ladies in the house i need to ask you guys these question.... I've met some ladies and the smell you get is enough to make u never breathe again!!!
1) WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF VAGINA ODOURhuh
2) Is it that this ladies in question don't know they smellhuh
3) How can it be curedhuh
4) Ladies please come and learn or contribute...
Guys do i have a witness in the househuh
1) She has a bacterial infection called bacteria vaginosis ...Ds happens wen a lady uses harsh stuff(medicated soap,perfume on her vagina or harsh detergents to wash her undies or douches,etc) This fnz mess up the pH(acidity) of the vagina der by destroying d normal flora(protective microorganisms wc prevent d growth of harmful ones) of d vagina allowing d organism(G.vaginalis) wc causes ds infection to thrive....Its not considered an std buh increases d risk of contracting an std
2) Dey do knw
3)Can be treated wt antibiotics bt it recurs in a lot of cases..Reason is not really known
RomanceRe: My Friend Calls Me A Husband Snatcher by Lisaflex(f): 2:07pm On Jul 09, 2015
Op we hv heard ur side of d story buh what remains 2 be told is ur frnd's side n d truth..I hv notn 2 say til i've heard all sides...BTW,Hml in adv grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Form Unnecessarily? (very Funny) by Lisaflex(f): 9:28am On Jul 09, 2015
lwkm! "ah ah dis can't be"...Guilt can sha lyk 2 mk a person explain wetin dem no ask am grin
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Slept With A Guy Or A Girl U Met On The First Day? by Lisaflex(f): 10:36pm On Jul 06, 2015
Nope...No be only "by mistake", na by motor accident... Sex never happens by mistake/accident,its either rape or u gave ur consent..Its irritating wen sm1's excuse for having sex is dt it happened by accident
FamilyRe: Why Do Non-virgin WOMEN Wear WHITE Wedding Dresses? by Lisaflex(f): 10:25pm On Jul 06, 2015
coogar:
that choice isn't in your hands.....it's in their hands. grin
I hv spoken, n it is final! tongue
FamilyRe: Why Do Non-virgin WOMEN Wear WHITE Wedding Dresses? by Lisaflex(f): 10:22pm On Jul 06, 2015
Lordabas:
Why is it that non-virgin women feel that they have the right to wear white when they finally decide to get married after years & years & years & years of having premarital sex and shaking up with their boyfriends?

[color=indigo] Is it that they want to pretend they're pure and clean after romping around in the mud? [/color]

I recently went to a wedding where the bride had been living with her bf for 8yrs & already had 2 kids for him... Yet she still wore a pure white wedding gown.
The white gown is supposed to symbolize a brides purity & virginal essence. I feel it destroys the traditional purpose of wearing white when the bride is FAR from being a virgin.


Shouldn't the non-virginal bride wear a black wedding dress or something?
All women r allowed 2 wear white...What distinguishes a virgin from a non-virgin in d wedding ensemble is d veil ie virgins cover their faces wt d veil, wyl non-virgins rnt supposed 2 cover their faces... Either way, ppl still end up doing whateva dey want ,wc isn't my headache n shldnt be urs either
FamilyRe: Why Do Non-virgin WOMEN Wear WHITE Wedding Dresses? by Lisaflex(f): 10:09pm On Jul 06, 2015
coogar:
not fair! remember you will have sons one day. cheesy
My sons will be virgins wink
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by Lisaflex(f): 9:46pm On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
Who be Dem? I just wan watch Ayade first carnival. I've never missed a Governor's first carnival wink
Ok o, mk i gree wt fear
FamilyRe: Why Do Non-virgin WOMEN Wear WHITE Wedding Dresses? by Lisaflex(f): 9:44pm On Jul 06, 2015
coogar:
who cares whether they wear white or black? what should non-virgin males wear on their wedding? green or torqoise? grin
cheesy I fnk d men who rnt virgins shld wear black n also paint their skins wt charcoal
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by Lisaflex(f): 9:36pm On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
Me I no know Na, I fid die I fid no die, Na God Na him no but we ko see sha, I no ko travel again sef. I get plans for karnival grin
U sure say na carnival dey kip u? Hmmmm, easy o! Hw many of dem did u invite?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by Lisaflex(f): 9:14pm On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
If pezen like make e die during festif period, he no concern me. I suppose dey my mama house dey chop better food, but some of my kuys go dey on call so Dem no ko miss me grin
All ds 1 na mk u for run go suckle wink...Anyhw, we ko still c...U no dey plan 2 die anytime soon na
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by Lisaflex(f): 9:08pm On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
Nmbed the time wen I ko come back you fid don go school and you know say my filesh no be easy place to comot from efen of I wan come hely, my mama no ko kree, she ko wan make I stay small grin
Bt u no efen sopos trafle otol na..ppl dey sick efen during festif period..U fit efen dey call sef
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by Lisaflex(f): 8:56pm On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
Eka mbok no inzult my krammar, shey Na that Offiong yunction Wey you dey stay. This one wen you talk say Na December you ko come e be like say we no ko see o. Me I be filesh Yampion grin
Lol! dah,u don learn itembe finish o... Finally, u no ko ko filesh hely na,n efen if u ko hely,i fit still dey arnd wen u ko cm bk for shenuary
PhonesRe: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by Lisaflex(f): 8:42pm On Jul 06, 2015
peeparty:
Ama blessed all day. ya it been like so but na u Knw send me na. sent you my pin d oda time no response.
R u sure?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by Lisaflex(f): 8:39pm On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
Choi! shocked shocked that time me sef go don dey trace my village for Ogun unto Xmas things grin
I don efen foket say u ket filesh grin Abek no mind my grammar wink
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by Lisaflex(f): 8:29pm On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
Na me o, you dey town abi you still dey school? grin
Na sch ah dey,i never cm bk...Na dt kyn dec ah go cm bk
PhonesRe: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by Lisaflex(f): 8:26pm On Jul 06, 2015
peeparty:
thnk God you know
Hw r u? its been ages!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by Lisaflex(f): 8:20pm On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
I don miss you pass Westerhof grin
lol... I don miss u lyk kilode! U still alive, abi na ur spirit be ds?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by Lisaflex(f): 7:56pm On Jul 06, 2015
Op,der's truth in ur write up ,buh it goes both ways + u didn't hv 2 attach ur CV...What's wt d "...I'm ds, I'm dt,I can do ds,I can do dt,I'm currently running a double degree program...bladi bla bla bla"?...Haba! na advert?!
PhonesRe: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by Lisaflex(f): 7:33pm On Jul 06, 2015
peeparty:
OK o go back der oo. we Knw need you here
I will, earth isn't fun sef
PhonesRe: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by Lisaflex(f): 6:56pm On Jul 06, 2015
peeparty:
lisaflex we're av u been?
Been in Jupiter o,i jes say mk i touch earth small... Hwz u?
RomanceRe: Help! Mature advice Urgently needed. by Lisaflex(f): 7:46pm On Jul 02, 2015
U mean i read all dt ,only 2 find out dt ur problem is if u shld cook for ur gf or tk her out? OMG!!! U guyz nid 2 hold me, cos i'm abt 2 bash d op's head in angry
RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose by Lisaflex(f): 6:53pm On Jun 26, 2015
icedbeatz:
hahahahhahahahahahahahaha you had expectations?!?! frankly honey no fuk given.
Sugar, ur laughter is sooo fake! Don't knw y u even bother wt it...Btw,d aim of dt quote was 2 pass a msg wc u've obviously gotten,so u can continue 2 hold tightly unto ur irrelevant fuk(s) 4 all i care wink
RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose by Lisaflex(f): 6:28pm On Jun 26, 2015
icedbeatz:
laugh don literally tear my Belle ooooo ooo Hahahahahaha this your reply really cracked the fk outta me, if you really think so then I guess you have cataract or you need an optician. she applied make up and you did too but you still didn't look good dear.post your pic here and ask other fellas, see you can repaint a Mercedes 180 with auto base paint, call Xzi-Bit to love-vendor it but it won't look like a BMW x5. BTW the op get empty skull.
Young man just stop already!!!Checked out ur dp n 4 sm1 who's laffn at n insultn ppls' luks, i expected better
RomanceRe: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose by Lisaflex(f): 4:11pm On Jun 26, 2015
Hmmmm...D rate at wc ppl kiss ass nw is quite shocking!!!Guess its nw a job dt pays well...As 4 those talking abt perspective, sorry 2 burst ur bubble.. Its either u hv a pointed nose or u don't! Notn lyk African or chinco perspective...Let d entertainment sha continue
TravelRe: Illegal Immigrant: My Near Death And Terrible Experience In Malaysia by Lisaflex(f): 8:58am On Jun 21, 2015
@ yugosng...I see u /@ Op...Already dead from suspense...Na my spirit dey wait for d next update..Pls update so my spirit doesn't die as well...Nice work btw
RomanceRe: Do You Think Love Still Exist by Lisaflex(f): 2:54pm On May 31, 2015
faith551:
It's not that true, I love my parents and I'll love them till I die
"...till I die"= an end....BTW ,u knw it isn't dt kinda lv we tlkin abt here
RomanceRe: Do You Think Love Still Exist by Lisaflex(f): 9:38am On May 31, 2015
It does exist,although it is not as strong or everlasting as dey claim it 2 be...All fnz,no matter hw beautiful hv an end...So lv woteva it is u lv knowing u cld lose it anytym
RomanceRe: You Should Read This If You Want To Be A Good Wife by Lisaflex(f): 11:26pm On May 30, 2015
Sick of reading all d stuff a woman shld do...I'm goin crazy already! Plz can u guyz jes stop?! Wen a woman is not treated right by her husband, der's no way she can be a gd wife...Moral of d story = marriage is a 2 way tn!!!!!
RomanceRe: See The Gift My GF Gave Me. despite 50k monthly allowee (photos) by Lisaflex(f): 8:33pm On May 23, 2015
Mcbussy:
STFU...here they come wif silly excuses. Didn't u see the part where he said he gives her 50k allowance every month? undecided

If that claim is true, then only a shameless lady would get that cheap crap for her man when there's need to buy him a gift. For as little as 8k, about 17% of d allowance she gets from him monthly, she can buy him a designer perfume that would always remind him of her whenever he wears it smiley. It's not like she gives him gifts every day.
Calm down, we rnt fighting... No matter hw much u earn, der r times u get broke..Myt as well be one of those tyms

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